Anders Behring Breivik

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Anders Behring Breivik

Born	February 13, 1979
Died	-
Cause	-
Status	Major player
Highscore	Killed 92, Injured ?
Rank	? Place 1st: Woo Bum-kon 2nd: Andrew Kehoe

The norweigen answer to the finnisher gets the new high score.[1]

Anders Behring Breivik is a Norwegian lulz maker, who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, ALL OF FUCKING NORWAY. He is also the front runner for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize.

The reaction of the internet.

The plan of attack

1. Perk 1: Fertilizer bomb and police uniform
2. Perk 2: Steady hand
3. Perk 3: Double tap

Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. While he didn't pussy out and an hero he did pussy out by surrendering instead of escaping or better yet killing everyone who tried to stop him.

His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked.

Quotes from his manifesto

	“	Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.	„
	—Sieg heil to that.

	“	Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future..	„
	—You said it.

	“	At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A young black man entered the car and began to rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures. This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his doggerel. This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his oratory, if you will.	„
	—A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order

The irony of it all

The death of Amy Winehouse probably wont get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor.

Famous quotes

	“	One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests	„
	—His twitter account

JEWS DID 7-22

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Crafty jews are at it again

Gallery

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  Jellyous much?
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  I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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  Son I am proud.
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  Summary of the badassery
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  U MAD?
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  Now available on steam.
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  Spectator view of the match
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  All warfare is based on deception.
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  YEAAAH!!!
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  Troof!
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See also

• Norway
• High score
• Columbine
• Virginia Tech

External links

Personal accounts

• Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account

Other shit

• Victim account of the events

His manifesto The video he uploaded to youtube before the shooting

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