Anders Behring Breivik

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Anders Behring Breivik, father of lulz and twin brother of noted cuntist Ann Coulter, is a Norwegian social commentator, who became an national hero on 22 July 2011, by fragging 9, 82, 84, 92, OVER 9000 potential socialists. Being a Jew-loving right-wing Islamophobe who killed nothing but Aryans, Breivik is widely believed to have initiated the first double-reverse lollercaust. He is also the front runner for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize.

Anders Behring Breivik

Born	February 13, 1979
Died	-
Cause	-
Status	Killing Spree Champion
Highscore	Killed 92, Injured ?
Rank	1st Place!11! 1st: Woo Bum-kon 2nd: Andrew Kehoe

Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 98, thus putting Breivik ahead of Cho's all time high score. While he didn't pussy out and an hero, he did pussy out by surrendering instead of building a MacGuyver style helicopter and airlifting out. Hell, it took the police an hour and a half to show up and MacGuyver's only an hour long show. Current theory suggests he wanted to be captured so that we may all know his name and properly credit him with the new high score.

In short, his level of badassery has reached limits unsuspected to mankind before, so high, that even the amoral sick fucks of ED are overwhelmed by it, and are not capable of writing a proper article to honor him, instead providing only this crappy stub. Please forgive us, oh great knight. <-He can get a proper article when he grows a proper beard.

The reaction of the internet.

The plan of attack

After two hours of lulz, the REAL party van arrives.

The last words 93 people heard

1. Perk 1: Fertilizer bomb and police uniform
2. Perk 2: Steady hand
3. Perk 3: Double tap

Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a Spy, he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on his victims with a Glock, rifle and shotgun.

His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy socialists who were asking for it, and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked.

The attack was an all out success. With help arriving 1 hour and 30 minutes later he could take his time with each shot and double tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure. The 600 people on the island were completely helpless against the onslaught. And so a new high score was born.

His manifesto

He plagiarized parts of it from the Unabomber.

Video

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Quotes from the 1500 page manifesto

	“	Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.	„
	—Sieg heil to that.

	“	Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future..	„
	—You said it.

	“	At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A young black man entered the car and began to rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures. This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his doggerel. This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his oratory, if you will.	„
	—A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order

The irony of it all

The death of Amy Winehouse probably wont get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor.

Famous quotes

	“	One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests	„
	—His twitter account

JEWS DID 7-22

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Crafty jews are at it again

Sö Cash!

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are muslim, multicultural, socialists who spend every second of their day doing genocide on europe master race. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any pro-multiculture socialist? I mean, I guess it’s fun mixing with muslims because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not believing in God.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Judicar Knight, and a lv 4-5 freemason. What political action do you take, other than “posting on an image board”? I also have an full epic resto druid, and have a filthy muslim socialist (I've just killed her; Shit was SO cash). You are all multicultural candy-asss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my socialist victim

Gallery

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  Jellyous much?
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  I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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  Son I am proud.
• Summary of the badassery
  Summary of the badassery
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  U MAD?
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  Now available on steam.
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  Spectator view of the match
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  All warfare is based on deception.
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  YEAAAH!!!
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  Troof!
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  Anders Behring Breivik Posing for the media as a cop after his bomb went off. Next stop summer camp.
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  Anders Behring Breivik spotted in photo, disguised as a cop, pretending to help victims of his own bomb attack.
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  Anders being Oh exploitable.
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  Anders trolling and being Oh exploitable.
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  In 98 Easy Lessons!.
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  Should have gotten the scavenger perk.

See also

• Norway
• High score
• Columbine
• Virginia Tech

External links

Personal accounts

• Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account

Other shit

• Victim account of the events

His manifesto The video he uploaded to youtube before the shooting