Jonathan Niehaus

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Jonathan Niehaus (Born June 3rd, 1986) is an aspie, overweight, virgin, and bestiality songwriter. He is a 26 year old zoophile who still lives with his parents, got fired from his job at the pet store for molesting dogs, and videotapes his aunts' dogs. Almost all of his songs are about having sex with dogs or his desire to get a dog of his own.

Songwriter

As was stated earlier, Johnathan has written over 30 songs about his desire to rape a dog - in graphic detail. A majority of his songs consists of him singing about finding a dog (or owning one) and fucking it until one of them gets a bleeding asshole. Most of his songs have a particular dog as its' focus; A Siberian Husky.

Essential listening are: "I need or want a Siberian husky right now", "Anal sex (with the doggy)", "Husky cock", "Legalized bestiality needs to happen", "Sex with Huskies, again?!!", "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)". And it gets much worse...

He's also ripped off at least a few songs that are known of. An example of his song theft is his song Aww, Cute Dog, which is no more than an Autotune version of Two Ton Paperweight with Johnathan's vocals, possibly also autotuned. Did we forget to mention that he charges listeners to listen to these copyright infringed songs?

Dox

Like most autistics on the Internet, he decided to go and Dox himself, his address and number are:

1424 W Carmel Dr Carmel, Indiana 46032 (317) 573-8300

He usually Dox's himself in sites like Beast Forum and his Tunecore page.

In one video, he shows his Aunt's Dog's pissing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Ayxe6qY64&feature=player_embedded

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