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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways: Navigating Gaming, the Internet & Extremism is a propaganda game that looks like it was animated by a Parkinsons suffering Michael J Fox using MS Paint after he hasn't taken his medication for 2 weeks straight. Pathways was created by Shout Out UK in England because they believe that there aren't enough hugs going around and England is starting to become a super, ultra scary and mean place to live in because it's citizens want to maintain the Status Quo where whites are the majority race in England. You know, like it has been for the last 1,400 years, a country that is free from the inferior genes of Camel Jockey blood.
Pathways is a choose-your-own-adventure game that takes its cues from Japanese visual novels. Instead of trying to Sexor your best friend's MILF Mother, his oldest sister that's your own age, usually 16-years-old, his 13-year-old middle sister, his 10-year old youngest sister and then his college aged brother for good measure - you have to BECOME an absolute, liberal D-bag to win the game.
The game starts with a scenario that you will most likely be familiar with. Friendless and alone you (Charlie) meet a cute, purple haired, Goth girl named Amelia that looks eearily similar to Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Wanting a friend so bad and Amelia being the first person to ever notice your pathetic ass that wasn't a bully holding you upside down in a toilet that has a log the size of a basketball player's foot in it, you ignore all the warning signs that she might be a far-right Conservative and make friends with her.
The game play is simple. Try to have sex with Amelia by agreeing in words only that Roger Waters was right when he wrote the Lyrics,
"Waiting for the final solution To strengthen the strain. Waiting to follow the worms. Waiting to turn on the showers And fire the ovens."
But if you do -
You lose.
Agree with Amelia that mass imigration is destroying Britain and the Towel Heads need to go back home,
You lose.
Side with Amelia about traditional values that follow the beliefs that famalies should be made up with a Genetic Man and Woman as Husband and Wife - a real Mother snd Father and not a Trans Mommy and a Faggot playing the other Mommy with 2 adopted kids or two Lesbians and a turkey baster,
You lose.
The goal of the game is to make all the "right" Pro-Liberal choices like abortions should be legal up to 3 days after a woman has given birth, open borders, the Sesame Street belief that everyone can get along and Muslims should be allowed to Groom 7-year-old, white, blonde haired girls for sex with them when they they turn 9 because that's the age when Muhammed busted his first nut up inside Aisha, you win and become successful in all your endeavours, have many friends and get to live the life of a simp because you respect wimmins too much to ask them to have sex with you
The Irony Of Amelia
The Irony behind Amelia is what was supposed to be a character that was designed to serve as a propoganda tool to turn impressionable young children against the many correct far-right ideas floating around the Internets or being spoken in public such as a Christian, faith based, world will bring about a utopian paradise brought about the opposite effect. This negative portrayal of Amelia only ended up turning her into the far-right's poster child that charasmatically preaches these same far-right ideas that Pathways had her speaking. Now, she speaks these ideas as less of an angry cliche and more like an intelligent and engaging character with her being the central character of memes and AI slop movies.
The whole intention of Amelia being an example of why the Right Side is evil was completely lost when our Purple Haired Heroine was quickly turned into memes, fan art and messages. Right sided gamers and Geeks turned this half-assed attempt of inundating impressionable school aged children with obvious MK ULTRA techniques that were created by Satanic PhDs to put English children into an electronic Skinner Box. The game was designed so that it would reward the player by allowing them to advance the story with what was already determined to be the correct answers so the player could arrive to what the game was programmed to call the Best Ending and reinforce liberal minded thought.
The message that Shout Out UK tried to sell that we should welcome our Colored Cousins into our open arms was quickly turned into pro-right warnings that if we do invite these Diaper Chasing Camel fuckers into our homes, they'll walk off with our silverware, daughters and attach a bomb to the bottom of the family car so that we can't demand our baby sisters back
Did we say that the whole message of portraying Amelia as someone that is best to be avoided because she'll corrupt your weak minded Soul with ideas that the left has deemed unpopular was lost?
The most embarassing part about the game design is that Amelia is a character that is meant to be avoided by portraying her as a fringe Goth outsider, that wouldn't be accepted into mainstream Goth culture where they sit around cutting themselves while listening to The Cure, is that they were making a relatable character for College aged right-sided students that already feel like ousiders because they're stuck on a life raft in the middle of a Liberal sea.
Of course, your average, lonely, 20-something-year-old, conservative, online gamer would say, "Fuck this shit," and go to their private folder of Guro depictions of a minature Tifa Lockhart being served up as sushi while her intestines are being slurped up like Ramen to get in a good Wank so that they can go to bed and forget about the whole damn thing.
After waking up and getting their morning fap out of the way, these right wing gamers and Trolls saw that Amelia believed in the same things that they do. Like most White people do to ruin insults that are created to offend them - they decided to take ownership of Amelia and make her into the face of the Anti-Immigration movement.
As one could expect, like how Clansmen changed the meaning of the word cracker being hurled at them by angry "Black Folk", and redefined it to mean someone that would whip their black asses for looking at a white woman implying that the word Cracker came from the sound that a whip makes. The UK tried to stop this moving train, much to the same effect of how blacks stopped using the word "Cracker" to come up with Honky and we all know how well that went.
At first the UK tried to break the game so that it wouldn't load past Amelia's first sequence. When that failed, much like their Falkland Islands debacle, and not wanting to admit defeat, the UK tried taking down the entire game to kill this monster that they had built but Amelia wouldn't die.
Amelia had decided that she wanted to live in a UK where she could speak her mind or post an opinion on X without the fear of being arrested by the Liberal Thought Police.
The Amelia Meme
Like so many Incels before them, what happened with Amelia is that these right-minded Virgins felt sympathy for an imaginary girl that was being vilionized for no reason other then because she held the same beliefs that they did.
Not liking the idea that a cute, animated girl was being picked on our Virgin pals decided that they would divorce their K-On! waifus and make Ameila their bride.
After taking Ameila on her Honeymoon that lasted about 90 seconds - 30 if they found some Rule 34 pictures of her before the ceremony and ended with a sock being thrown on to the floor, our romantic friends decided that they would clear Amelia's name. Since Amelia looked like something that an epileptic 6-year-old in the mid seizure drew - the first plan of attack was to redesign her into something that fellow incels would want to have knuckle children with and then join their Army and help defend her,
Amelia was redesigned into an uber Kawaii, hand drawn, Anime character and an AI created, near realistic looking girl that could be placed in situations like having her be a member of the United States ICE agency or made into less than stellular AI movies where Amelia talks about the advantages of tossing these immigrant fleas out. A popular topic is how wages will go up for entry level positions in blue colar jobs because there won't be blood sucking ticks driving wages down for these positions.
Amelia did her millions of E-Husbands proud when British far-right activist Tommy Robinson started posting videos of her on his website.
Amelia has even won over many influential Americans. Elon Musk reposted a 4 panel cartoon with Amelia explaining that The UK has been populated by the English for over 1,400 years and that this time frame far exceeds some indiginous tribes in foreign lands that immigrated to them like the Māori in New Zealand that are allowed to call themselves Autochthonous or rather, that land's first people. She then goes on to explain that making comparisons like this have been made into no go zones.
This repost by Musk cemented Amelia's place in the current Political Zeitgeist, making her E-Husbands proud.
In a predictable pattern, Leftards are claiming that Amelia is being used as a near realistic, cute, sexualized, trustworthy-looking British character to gain support from people by unethically placing the wrong thoughts in people’s minds.
We're waiting for the meme that has Amelia saying, "Isn't that what this is all about?"
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External Links
- The Donald saying that America loves Amelia
- Play it here at Shoutoutuk.org
KYM article on Amelia
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