ChappelleTheory.com

Bill Cosby stares into your soul.

Apparently, I'm supposed to believe Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey and some other black persons conspired to take down Chappelle.

The Site

The information is presented very well, but then again, you can polish a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.

The site still hasn't updated when Dave returned, maybe he realized his information is bullshit, or no one would believe him anymore?

Or maybe the Dark Crusaders got him? ZOMG!

Topical Lyrics

I'm just an average guy with an average life

I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price

But I want is to be left alone in my average home

But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

I always feel that somebody's watchin' me

And I have no privacy

I always feel that somebody's watchin' me

Is it just a dream?

When I come home at night

I bolt the door real tight

People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid

Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair

I might open my eyes and find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy, just a little touched

But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much

That's why...

I always feel like somebody's watching me

Who's playing tricks on me

I always feel like somebody's watching me

Tell me it can't be

I don't know anymore

Are the neighbors watching me

Well is the mailman watching me

And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess

I wonder who's watching me now?

Who?

The IRS?

I always feel like somebody's watching me

Who's playing tricks on me

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I can't enjoy my tea!

See Also

• Dave Chappelle
• Shit nobody cares about

External Links

• That niggers high on PCP Johnson.

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