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My new Animalympics OC character. His name is Rainbow Buck (real name Victor James Cervine). He's a buck, he's a scuba diver and he's a underwater cameraman. He shoots videos of the Animalympics underwater events. He lives in Harrisburg, Pennsyvlania.
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—Kody Speikers
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My new otter character. His name is Iogror Vandistrojanral. He's a university student and a protester. He's my first character to live in my fictional country of Erminetania. He lives in Kivnaetsu. Here he is trying to throw a tear gas canister during a clash with police in Harar. But he burned his hand and suffered 4th-degree burns on his paws.
My new gazelle character. His name is Brayant Dastzhenski. He's a singer. He was born on May 29, 1963. He began his music career in 1982. He was a furry figure against dictatorship and demanded the collapse of the Soviet Union. He is currently against President Vladmir Putin and Syrian President Bashar Assad right now. He's my new character to live in Russia. He lives in Komsomolskiy.
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Since I watched a few YouTube videos about when Baby Jessica fell into a well in 1987, I've decided to do one animal that fell into a well. On May 14, 2006 in Hitchcock, South Dakota....Darren McOtterburt, the cousin of Anton the Otter (who is a scuba diver), fell into a well while playing Frisbee with his sister. It happened at 3:23 P.M. after school. The 14-year old otter lied hopelessly in the well. Darren's parents called 911. The ground crew came over to the backyard of the McOtterburts house. It took 6 hours to get Darren out of the well. The rescue team brought Darren out of the well and he finally reunited with his parents. Days after his rescue, he told his classmates that he fell into a well and got rescued. Darren McOtterburt appeared on a May 2006 issue of the "TIME: Furry Edition" magazine. The well that Darren fell through into had now a bucket attached to it.
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—Good lord...
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That summer, William Dagmar, his wife and his 3 children went on vacation to Monte Carlo, Monaco after their children were done with their school year. They had attended the grand opening of DreamWorks' new fictional studio in Monte Carlo on the same day "Madagascar 3" was released in theaters. Here is William Dagmar standing by at the DreamWorks Animation studio in Monte Carlo (which is fictional) on June 9th. May all of the fictional DreamWorks animators remember William Dagmar.
RIP
William Dagmar
1973-2012
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—RIP fictional OC
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One day, a polar bear went scuba diving underwater. And then his flipper got caught in the seaweed. And he tried to get his flipper out of the seaweed, and he was kicking, and he lost a flipper. And then his body laid down on the sand and then he died.
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—Kody
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Here's some new fictional news:
In Egypt, a raccoon drug-dealing warlord was killed by a grenade today.
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—wat
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So, who wants to draw a Chinese otter girl in scuba gear? She should wear a full body scuba suit with no hood. And her name should Mǎlì Wěi Shì.
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In Egypt, a blue jay drug-dealing warlord was killed by a grenade after rebels captured the city of Daqalt today. The grenade was thrown by Lt. Edward Otterburt.
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One day, The Angry German Kid wanted to go to Sega World in Sydney, Australia. But he found out it was torn down and he was pounding his fists on his keyboard.
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One day, the Angry German Kid made 758 journals and posted them on DeviantArt and FurAffinity. And then users commented on his page saying about "spam". He blocks all of the 23,623 users and wants to be never heard from them again. What happens next?
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Yesterday, Mom told me that grandma died in her sleep after she ate ice cream.
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—The police do not believe that there is a connection
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In a small country located east of New Zealand, Rawira, 2,134 protesters clashed with police in the capital of Haeabawe. 47 protesters were raped. 815 people were killed in riots. The army came in seizing the cities, towns, villages, hamlets and settlements of Bessaok, Ekseme, Kakekauwagy, Assibase, Hasrekaste, Faatzaal, Glosigsig, Theakspeg and Merekiepatag. A bomb exploded in the city of Faatzaal, killing 295 people and injuring 90 people. The bomb was set off by the Rawiranese army loyal to a drug-dealing warlord.
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He's a fat animal who has to exercise by scuba diving. Its really funny!
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Here's a story of mikeyfan93 reviewing the 48-year old vulture's account on DeviantArt, I.J.(;38@*76&1.
mikeyfan93: Hello, YouTube. Welcome to a another episode of DeviantShart. Today, I'll be reviewing about a vulture from Newport, Minnesota who actually plays with baby toys and watches toddler shows. His name is.... *suspenseful music plays* Karurosu Chidaiheiekimishirizosumeragihi. His DeviantArt account is I.J.(;38@*76&1. He is a 48-year old vulture that he only does his play with baby toys and watch toddler shows! He even sleeps with a pacifier in his mouth and holds his baby bottle! What the f*ck is he?! *clip shows a raccoon with a gun from a fictional animated film set in Duluth, Minnesota saying "Shut up or else I'm going to kill you! And then I'll blow you up with my bomb!* Oh my god, it's Izakami Famitsbihutayamazake. Anyways, this user should remove this submissions because if he doesn't, he will get banned. Join me tomorrow as I review about a puma demonstrator with a slingshot who draws something about Egypt's civil unrest related to "Lone Wolf McQuade". *picture shows a puma demonstrator firing his slingshot at thugs and then shows clips of bombs going off in Egypt, followed by a clip of Rawley Wilkes from "Lone Wolf McQuade" with Professor Ratigan's quote "I've Won!" and his evil laughter in background* God! Not terrorism! Anyways, see you tomorrow my friends.
Rainbow Buck
How oddly specific...
A big, hairy beaver.
"The Crocodile from Robin Hood"
Why?
