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Ebola virus
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Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever is a God-sent disease that kills 90% of Black Persons infected and 0% to 60% of White Aid workers depending on how fast the White person is airlifted to a facility with abundant Campbell's chicken noodle soup, DayQuil, and Sprite . The illness (which causes the black person infected to poop blood) is caused by any strain of the Ebola virus, a Filovirus carried by bats endemic to the rain-forests of the Congo Basin and parts of the West African highlands. The zoonotic virus is transmitted then to monkeys. When a black person has buttsecks with a monkey, as it is the style in the bush, the virus is released into the general population and eventually, with divine justice, to American female college students participating in aid programs in Africa.
History
Ebola was invented in 1995 by Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo for the explicit purpose of depopulating poor places as it was the style in Holywod at the time. Meanwhile in the Soviet Union, a humanitarian by the name of Kanatjan Alibekov merged Ebola Zaire virus which is not airborn, with some smallpox which is, and engendered a little creature baptised "Ebolapox". As of today, Ebolapox has not yet been deployed outside Soviet Union (and maybe North Korean) laboratories on other than local subversive subjects, so we do not know its effect on black people, although we can speculate it would be EPIC.
