User:ROBERT DOE/Parley

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The mastermind himself.

People traveling to attend parley's imageboard convention.

Ben "Sosumeh" "Parley" King, also known as eyebrows82, Ben Joel King, parley, sosumeh, BenK, kingbenjoel and boiling.ben83 is the result of mixing sperm from a nigger and a spic in a blender and inserting it in an arab's vagina. He is also an autistic weeaboo sandnigger who obsesses over imageboards along with his pal Jkid. In fact, his autism is so severe that he's planning to hold an "imageboard convention" in San Francisco. He runs the dead site 314chan which he thinks is the greatest gift to humanity ever, but which really is just a dead *chan with 2 users.

Aside from looking like being a real-life joke, parley is also a self-proclaimed hacker. Despite this, he is incapable of keeping a Kusaba X board up for more than 5 minutes, and in the rare case that his site actually is up and running, it gets raided by bots. He then adds "spam protection", brags about it, and gets flooded harder than ever less than an hour later.

Quotes

	“	<+parley> Your a fucking idiot	„

	“	OH MY GOODNESS, MY BABY @314chan IS BACK UP, AND SPAM FREE <3 Thank you ArcNet development team, including myself (UGUU~)	„
	—Parley acting like a retarded baby because his site is back up.

	“	[18:22:54] [email protected] joins the room [18:23:35] <[email protected]> do you guys know how to add a new jabber? [18:24:50] [email protected] leaves the room	„
	—parley showing his patience

Gallery of eyebrows

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  Breathtaking beauty.
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  Parley and some guy called Ken.
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  Parley and his iPhone.
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  Parley being sexy.
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  He realizes that even Leetchan is better than his "creation".
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  He looks even uglier up-close.

Logs

Parley vs 4chon

02:08:18 PM -!- parley [[email protected]] has joined #4chon
02:08:18 PM -!- mode/#4chon [+v parley] by Tzif
02:10:37 PM <+savetheinternet> parley: i heard about 314chan
02:10:41 PM <+savetheinternet> you have my condolences
02:10:48 PM <+parley> Fuck off.
02:10:57 PM <+savetheinternet> what
02:11:29 PM <+parley> I'm just always surprised to wake up at 5:11AM
02:11:41 PM <+parley> and see fucking spam on my network
02:11:50 PM <+frank_usrs> it's called a website, not a "network"
02:11:53 PM <+frank_usrs> just fyi
02:12:07 PM <@StormTroll> wow parley is rude
02:12:13 PM <@StormTroll> also what happened to 314chan
02:12:15 PM <+frank_usrs> ^imho
02:13:05 PM <+parley> s/spam/fucking pricks trying to be cool "LOLOLOLOLOLXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and ruin a community
02:13:06 PM <%Sabrina> parley meant to say: and see fucking fucking pricks trying to be cool "LOLOLOLOLOLXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and ruin a community on my network
02:14:04 PM <+frank_usrs> parley: I recommend you switch to Tinyboard with paid support
02:14:13 PM <+frank_usrs> that way you'll never have a problem with spam again
02:14:30 PM <+parley> I recommend you fuck off, because you are the cause of this
02:14:34 PM <+frank_usrs> I am?
02:14:50 PM <+parley> Yes. You own leetchan
02:14:54 PM <+frank_usrs> oh
02:14:58 PM <+parley> Henceforth, the reason
02:15:08 PM <+parley> Is put on you
02:15:48 PM <+frank_usrs> i don't recall ever being in charge of that website
02:15:56 PM <+frank_usrs> perhaps i should see a psychologist
02:16:09 PM <+parley> You really should.

See also

• Jkid - Another autistic nigger who obsesses over imageboards.

External links

• Twitter accounts:
  •  314parsley
  •  314chan
  •  benjoelking
  •  sosumeh
  •  confuzzledsw - one of his pretend companies.
• Parley's abortion of a website
• Dox

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