Jordan Neely

Jordan Neely was a 29-year-old mentally ill nigger who was rightfully choked to death on the New York City subway by a handsome 24-year-old white marine in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a psychotic episode that took place on an enclosed train as it traversed the tunnels, during which Neely shouted, menaced, intimidated, and threatened riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he was prepared to die, and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our blond-haired hero grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. More men, of whom at least two were as brown as Neely, joined to assist in restraining him as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to dying suddenly. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD.

"He dindu nuffin!"

Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of attempting to shove people onto the subway tracks without provocation. Unquestionably, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as Antifa and the Black Lives Matter movement are concerned. As to be expected, the unemployed took to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a harmless and beloved Michael Jackson impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, which any BLM activist will happily tell you negates the gravity of him having on multiple occasions tried to push a random person into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in Jew-controlled America, when you are riding public transportation in the Greatest City on Earth, locked in an enclosed space and a brown man who smells like urine is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son because he needs mo money fo dem programs, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are racist.

See Also

• Niggers
• Antifa
• Black Lives Matter
• Chimpout

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