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Wouldn't be surprised if that guy with the gun is a kike.
Moar like gun conTROLL.
Typical gun control fanboys. Actually Barrack Jewssein Mohammed is against gun control. Nice try though. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control
Hippies put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be raped and murdered by Jews.
The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were raped.

Gun control (or "guh control" if you're a nigger) is the act of restricting guns to only one type of person. Such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.

His allowance ran out, so he shoots oiled boxes in the park.
Bears also are very curious with the gun control topic.
A goth girl's definition of gun control.

Gun control is also the act of being able to shoot whatever it is you desire as long as you're Jewish.

Crackers on average have the best gun control skills. Azns, however are quickly catching up. Niggers and spics have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little joystick you're using for the game.

History

Cause of Gun Control

Guns: A product that is only for kikes.
The seeds of gun control

After an hero named Adam Lanza released all the RAAAAGGGGEEE he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and killing 20 puny little first-graders, 7 staff members, his mom and himself, it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon Americunt and made the entire nation BAWWWWW as well as making Black Jesus deciding to try establishing gun control as his butthurt reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that making guns illegal would make crime stop and was too fucking brain-raped to remember the 2nd amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still trying too hard to establish gun control by making guns only for the Jews. Before this ever happened, gun control was just a hole in your ass.

Right Now

Right now, everyone is against Obama's fascist law and since they all can't buy guns since they don't have enough money unlike the kikes so therefore now the new war to toss a huge bitch-fit is by starting massacres and killings. We'd like to thank Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Akein Scott, Brian Oliver and others for their support!

What Others Think of Gun Control

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Who Supports Gun Control?

Who Owns Guns?

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Other Things to Do Than Shooting

  • Stabbing
  • Stealing a military tank and attacking the city
  • Running people over in a car with really fast driving to the max
  • Baseball bat abuse
  • Cutting one's nipples off
  • Castration
  • Move to a different country
  • Become a Jew
  • Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with really small weight)
  • Grenades
  • Bombs As of April 15th 2013, it won't work due to the Boston TNT Party.
  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
  • Suicide

Examples of Who to Give This Advice to

Examples of Who Doesn't Need This Advice

Era of Gun Control

ERA: GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR:
1790's-1820's French Revolutionists, Britfags, and all armies
1910's Germans who abused it and pwnt Americunts by fucking up their Lusitania
1920's Flappers Fappers, niggerz playing jazz
1930's Rednecks, all crackers, KKK
1940's Nazis, Japs, Britfags, Americunts, Franklin Roosevelt, French
1950's Beatniks, John F. Kennedy, crackers, Freedom Riders
1960's Hippies, Martin Luther King Junior, niggerz
1970's Disco, classic rock hipsters, punx
1980's New Romantics, glamfags
1990's Grunge, wiggers, nu metal kids, sand niggers (which caused 9/11), metalheads
2000's Anyone who isn't a sand nigger or Muslim
Since December 14th 2012 JEWS ONLY!!!!

Videos


Tossing guns away will give you protection! Watch the Family Guy clip that will explain.

The real definition on the 2nd amendment

Guns are safe!

Don't listen to Michael Moore; this is straight dope.

Black Jesus makes a speech

Sure it might have a few guns, but also some other stuff you can do for fun besides shooting!

Seeds

Clackamas Town Center Shooting

Ten days before December 21, 2012, a BR00T4L-looking guy with ear gauges named Jacob Tyler Roberts came into a mall full of Jews in it and fatally pwnt two adults and severely pwnt one, but didn't kill them which led to quite a low score; Two people killed. Despite he was probably on level 1 in his IRL game, it got all over the news and many people were offended by the controversial IRL game the Roberts made up. After killing two people and not being able to score a game that was too fucking hard, he fatally shot himself and became an hero who will be remembered for being some of the brave contributors to this legendary videogame.

Colorado Theatre Shooting

Moar info: Colorado Theatre Shooting.

In July 2012, when a bunch of couch potatoes went to watch a movie called "Dark Knight Rises", James Holmes fatally pwnt bunches of people with his gun and injured about 58 people. Then he got arrested and now they will be seeking the death penalty as the court are apparently intolerant fags who are too much of a fucking pussy to tolerate mentally ill people like Holmes.

After the epic massacre, some cracker girl who apparently liked metal/punk bands like Job for a Cowboy and The Exploited was apparently extremely butthurt since she got unlucky and couldn't join in the fun IRL shooting game said she wanted Holmes to get the most painful, slowest death and she wanted to see it occur so she can watch him suffer SOFFFAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sandy Hook

Moar info: Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre.

One day, on December 14th 2012, an hero named Adam Lanza made his own fun M-rated videogame of shooting. The IRL game took place at his elementary school called Sandy Hook. After killing his mom, possibly cause she couldn't understand him, deleted his Taylor Swift porn, etc he then went to Sandy Hook Elementary School and made a successful score of 26 homicidal deaths. As the pigs rolled up and were gonna arrest him, he had only one more he could kill: himself. So he shot himself and became an hero remembered for his bravery to play a dangerous game.

Sikh Temple in Wisconsin

In August 2012, a skinhead came over to a Sikh temple in Wisconsin and genocidally shot a bunch of redskins who hid their long ass hair in some weird hat with a ball sticking out on top because they're in a religion where hair is scared of scissors. When the pigs came up, the skinhead later shot himself.

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Gun control is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Kyle Rittenhouse πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Las Vegas shooting πŸ”« Texas church shooting πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Washington Navy Yard shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”«

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Prosper family murders

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik