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[[file:jada.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The picture that started it all. You can ''[[literally]]'' see the cum dripping off of her face | [[file:jada.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The picture that started it all. You can ''[[literally]]'' see the cum dripping off of her face in high-res versions.]] | ||
[[File:Jada face.jpg|thumb|right|There we go... mouthful of cum.]] | |||
''This article is about some darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|here]].'' | ''This article is about some darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|here]].'' | ||
''' | '''Jada''' is the alias of a [[Whore|girl]] who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "[[drunk|drugged]]" and "[[sex|raped]]" and had a [[noodz|picture]] of her "[[lie|rape]]" posted online and turned into a [[gay|meme]]. | ||
You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because in reality Jada is probably just a dumb, black hoe who got wasted | You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because in reality Jada is probably just a dumb, black hoe who got wasted, sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then ''several months later'', after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, regretted being a slut and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of [[Lolwut|drugging her Kool-aid]] at the party. | ||
In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was sticking his white dick into a black jungle niggress. | |||
==The "Criminal"== | ==The "Criminal"== | ||
[[File:Whiteboylaflare.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Our hero, Whiteboy Laflare]] | |||
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As you can see, our hero | As you can see, our hero, a [[wigger]] known as "WhiteBoyLaflare" ([[Powerword|Innel Yahia]]), not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become [[internet famous]], and promote his promising rap career. | ||
Not only does he not give a fuck, he literally wrote a rap about raping her. | Not only does he not give a fuck, he literally wrote a rap about raping her. | ||
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Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the post-[[Elliot Rodger]] hashtag {{hashtag|YesAllWomen}}, tried to offset this by creating other tags called {{hashtag|JadaCounterPose}} and {{hashtag|JusticeForJada}}, but that of course only made things more hilarious. | Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the post-[[Elliot Rodger]] hashtag {{hashtag|YesAllWomen}}, tried to offset this by creating other tags called {{hashtag|JadaCounterPose}} and {{hashtag|JusticeForJada}}, but that of course only made things more hilarious. | ||
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{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/taasa/status/486990929404764160}} | {{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/taasa/status/486990929404764160}} | ||
'''^LOL fag''' | '''^LOL fag''' | ||
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==Jadapose Dance== | ==Jadapose Dance== | ||
Not only did | Not only did people make a meme out of this, they made a dance... well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some are actually legit. It's only a matter of time before an actual Jadapose dance will sweep the nation like the next Gangnam Style. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Rape]] | *[[Rape]] | ||
*[[Almost raped]] | *[[Almost raped]] | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/07/10/_jadapose_a_disgusting_twitter_hashtag_spreads_in_response_to_a_houston.html A <s>disgusting</s> hilarious hashtag spreads in response to drunk party nigra | *[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/07/10/_jadapose_a_disgusting_twitter_hashtag_spreads_in_response_to_a_houston.html A <s>disgusting</s> hilarious hashtag spreads in response to pics of drunk party nigra] | ||
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688006/Rape-victim-16-spoke-photos-assault-spread-online-trolled-sick-internet-users-copying-pose-collapsed-in.html Jada mocked on the internet over trendy rape pose] | |||
*{{twitter|WhiteboyLaFlare}} | |||
*{{hashtag|Jadapose}} | |||
*{{facebook|hashtag/jadapose|#Jadapose}} | |||
*[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jadas-sexual-assault-case KYM: Jada's sexual assault case] | |||
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[[Category:IRL Shit]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]] | ||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | |||
[[Category:2014]] | [[Category:2014]] |
Revision as of 05:45, 14 July 2014
This article is about some darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go here.
Jada is the alias of a girl who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "drugged" and "raped" and had a picture of her "rape" posted online and turned into a meme.
You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because in reality Jada is probably just a dumb, black hoe who got wasted, sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then several months later, after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, regretted being a slut and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of drugging her Kool-aid at the party.
In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was sticking his white dick into a black jungle niggress.
The "Criminal"
As you can see, our hero, a wigger known as "WhiteBoyLaflare" (Innel Yahia), not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become internet famous, and promote his promising rap career.
Not only does he not give a fuck, he literally wrote a rap about raping her.
#Jadapose
Events turned truly lulzy when, instead of sympathizing with the "rape" victim, people used her nudes to start a photo trend on twitter called #Jadapose. Only, unlike planking, owling, and all that other gay shit, this one is actually funny, like Trayvoning.
Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the post-Elliot Rodger hashtag #YesAllWomen, tried to offset this by creating other tags called #JadaCounterPose and #JusticeForJada, but that of course only made things more hilarious.
<a href="https://twitter.com/taasa/status/486990929404764160"></a>
^LOL fag
Jadapose Dance
Not only did people make a meme out of this, they made a dance... well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some are actually legit. It's only a matter of time before an actual Jadapose dance will sweep the nation like the next Gangnam Style.
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Video Proving the Bitch Be Crazy
Unbeknown to Jada, the "rapist" recorded one of her conversations with him after the "rape" and sent a copy to some homo nigger vlogger. The butthurt moralfags are pretending it doesn't prove anything, but you can clearly hear her having a friendly conversation with her alleged abuser, where her friend is heard in the background verifying that he never touched her and that she threw herself at some other dude, before vowing revenge for posting her noodz.
See Also
- Rape
- Almost raped
- Feminism
- Nigger
- Slut
- Trayvon Martin - another young nig who's body was photographed in a trendy position
External Links
- A
disgustinghilarious hashtag spreads in response to pics of drunk party nigra - Jada mocked on the internet over trendy rape pose
- WhiteboyLaFlare
- #Jadapose
- #Jadapose
- KYM: Jada's sexual assault case
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