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'''[http://mysticark.deviantart.com/ MysticArk]''' ('''[http://armslave1000.deviantart.com/ or Armslave1000]''' or '''[http://titanwarrior.deviantart.com/ TitanWarrior]''') is some mid-20's Texan [[aspie]] that hates just about everyone and everything because he has Asperger's syndrome. He also mourns the cancellations of shitty cartoons as if they were his grandparents, and blames it on [[SpongeBob]] or the corporations behind the networks such as Nick or Cartoon Network. He is also a devout fanboy[http://www.gamepro.com/article/features/110788/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-fanboy/] of {{deviantart|tito-mosquito}} for some reason. | '''[http://mysticark.deviantart.com/ MysticArk]''' ('''[http://armslave1000.deviantart.com/ or Armslave1000]''' or '''[http://titanwarrior.deviantart.com/ TitanWarrior]''') is some mid-20's Texan [[aspie]] that hates just about everyone and everything because he has Asperger's syndrome. He also mourns the cancellations of shitty cartoons as if they were his grandparents, and blames it on [[SpongeBob]] or the corporations behind the networks such as Nick or Cartoon Network. He is also a devout fanboy[http://www.gamepro.com/article/features/110788/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-fanboy/] of {{deviantart|tito-mosquito}} for some reason. | ||
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==What MysticArk Hates== | ==What MysticArk Hates== | ||
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MysticArk feels that his [[Asperger's syndrome]] permits him to get away with damn near anything. He adopts a total [[victim]] role when communicating with others while pawning himself as a martyr to the animation world as well. While he demonstrates some knowledge about storyboards, model sheets, and Adobe Illustrator, his attitude will get him nowhere. | MysticArk feels that his [[Asperger's syndrome]] permits him to get away with damn near anything. He adopts a total [[victim]] role when communicating with others while pawning himself as a martyr to the animation world as well. While he demonstrates some knowledge about storyboards, model sheets, and Adobe Illustrator, his attitude will get him nowhere. | ||
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{{quote|"Nickelodeon... THIS MEANS WAR. If I EVER pitch MY CARTOON to YOUR NETWORK, you all BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME, because I am going to be an EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE CARTOONIST, and will NEVER repeat, NEVER TAKE "NO" for an ANSWER, and I FORCE YOU TO PUT MY SHOW on a GOOD TIME SLOT, and make sure ALL of the SNOT-NOSED BRATS and FANGIRLS out there LOVE MY SHOW TO A PASSION."|MysticArk, in the same entry as lamenting The Mighty B's cancellation}} | {{quote|"Nickelodeon... THIS MEANS WAR. If I EVER pitch MY CARTOON to YOUR NETWORK, you all BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME, because I am going to be an EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE CARTOONIST, and will NEVER repeat, NEVER TAKE "NO" for an ANSWER, and I FORCE YOU TO PUT MY SHOW on a GOOD TIME SLOT, and make sure ALL of the SNOT-NOSED BRATS and FANGIRLS out there LOVE MY SHOW TO A PASSION."|MysticArk, in the same entry as lamenting The Mighty B's cancellation}} | ||
Upon this article's discovery MysticArk began to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], escpecially troll comments. So you better screencap that shit before it gets hidden! | Upon this article's discovery MysticArk began to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]], escpecially troll comments. So you better screencap that shit before it gets hidden! | ||
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It seems now that the dickweed himself have admitted defeat on his shitty journal: [http://titanwarrior.deviantart.com/journal/35063265/ I'm sorry]. There's also a possibility that maybe he is [[bullshit|trying]] to [[lie|change]] his so called "attitude". | It seems now that the dickweed himself have admitted defeat on his shitty journal: [http://titanwarrior.deviantart.com/journal/35063265/ I'm sorry]. There's also a possibility that maybe he is [[bullshit|trying]] to [[lie|change]] his so called "attitude". | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 06:44, 27 September 2014
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This page is not about the Japanese SNES game Mystic Ark! |
—MysticArk, on nerd rage | ||
MysticArk (or Armslave1000 or TitanWarrior) is some mid-20's Texan aspie that hates just about everyone and everything because he has Asperger's syndrome. He also mourns the cancellations of shitty cartoons as if they were his grandparents, and blames it on SpongeBob or the corporations behind the networks such as Nick or Cartoon Network. He is also a devout fanboy[1] of 
tito-mosquito for some reason.
MysticArk, like many others of his kin, wishes to be a great "retro" animator some day. However since he acts (and even types) like Chris-chan he'll be bagging groceries, assuming they'll hire him (they won't).
What MysticArk Hates
- SpongeBob Squarepants
- Mario
- Tara Strong
- Anyone that doesn't go by his rules
- Adventure Time
- Studying art
- Basic proportions in art
- Practicing art (see here)
- California
- Art schools
- Creating a portfolio
- Cartoon-broadcasting television networks
- People that "fit in"
- Mike, Lu and Og
- Seth McFarlane
- Any decade but the 90s
- BILLY MAYS, seen here
- Adult Swim
- MMORPGs
- Anime and manga (though he has a DBZ pic for his webcam image)
- Grey DeLisle
- Kacy "nintendomaximus/FroggoFan64" Shelley, a tartlet that was sick of his shit
- Rap
- Pop music
- Reality TV
- Casual games
- Doctors and teachers
- People that expect quality with work
- You
- Me
- Fucking everything
MysticArk feels that his Asperger's syndrome permits him to get away with damn near anything. He adopts a total victim role when communicating with others while pawning himself as a martyr to the animation world as well. While he demonstrates some knowledge about storyboards, model sheets, and Adobe Illustrator, his attitude will get him nowhere.
His deviantID has a huge tl;dr list of rules when talking to him. Since it is hueg, you can view here:
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When confronted with with any sort of conflicting opinion, or if someone posts a comment on his page that isn't 100% ass kissing, he becomes ultra defensive and utilizes the "block" button faster than a jackrabbit in a wildfire. (quoting SpongeBob to fuck with him, if he reads this!) As seen here, MysticArk threatened to block someone who pointed out that he was unnecessarily hating on two voice actresses. During the last gasps of his first account, his habit of blocking people for little to no good reason quickly turned to lulz as his blocklist was completely filled up, leaving the trolls to flame as they liked on his main page. With his penchant for making enemies, his reputation will totally go a long ways in the competitive and ever-busy industry of animation.
—MysticArk, in the same entry as lamenting The Mighty B's cancellation | ||
Upon this article's discovery MysticArk began to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, escpecially troll comments. So you better screencap that shit before it gets hidden!
He then proceeded to delete all of his journal entries and change his personal information so that he could back up his ridiculous threat of becoming a "deviantART mute". Then he deleted his account anyway. Way to go, dude.
Is this the end of our trolling days?! Has MysticArk sworn off the internets forever?!?
No, of course not. Like all fucking stupid asspies, he thought he could escape the wrath of the Internet by making a new account. Unfortunately, he didn't do a very good job of hiding his identity, as he posted the same stupid shit from his old account. He obviously didn't realize that Anonymous is a many-headed monster, and when you cut off one of its heads two more emerge in its place spewing shit and Rule 34. His new account was already deleted by now.
An account "ED-Sucks" seems to be a troll.
MysticArk's real account is "TitanWarrior". It seems now that the dickweed himself have admitted defeat on his shitty journal: I'm sorry. There's also a possibility that maybe he is trying to change his so called "attitude".
See Also
External Links
- titanwarrior
- ed-sucks Troll account!
- MysticArk BALEETED
- ArmSlave1000 BALEETED
- Mystic-Ark Troll account!
MysticArksRevenge- [email protected]
- The great Deviant Art Snark entry on him
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