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[[Image:Evan Gragg.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|[[Ugly|Greased up deaf guy irl.]]]]
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A well-known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. As an asspie-riddled [[virgin]] with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], '''Evan Gragg''' doesn't understand one bit why all bronies are hated. In addition, he is also a Bible-thumping [[libertarian]] [[socialist]], who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his [[Christian]], [[Aspie]], or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[trolls|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
One of his OCs is Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Vegeta and Darth Vader, a character he actually cosplays as. Darth Vegeta is like his own [[Sonichu]].


A well known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. As an asspie riddled [[virgin]] with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], Evan doesn't understand one bit why all bronies are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping [[libertarian]]-[[socialist]], who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his [[Christian]], [[Aspie]], or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[trolls|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
One of his OCs is Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Vegeta and Darth Vader, a character he actually cosplays as. Darth Vegeta is like his own [[Sonichu]].
==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==
==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==


Evan is an unemployed, [[autistic]], [[tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat wearing]], [[nice guy]], [[cosplayer]], and [[internet tough guy]] who lives in [[Houston]]. Growing up, he grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having aspegers]] compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.  
Evan is an unemployed, [[autistic]], [[tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat-wearing]] [[cosplayer]] and [[internet tough guy]] who lives in [[Houston]]. Growing up, his parents sheltered him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having Aspergers]] compared with the normals. This probably fed Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.  


He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Hercules, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  
He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Hercules, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, and Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  


==His love life==
==His love life==
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==His political views==
==His political views==


He is a self described Centrist and [[Socialist]] [[Libertarian]] who's been banned from [[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]] facebook groups alike. He is also a [[tinfoil hat]] wearing fan of [[Alex Jones]] and thus, pisses off every [[military|soldier]] he comes into contact with.
He is a self-described Centrist and [[Socialist]] [[Libertarian]] who's been banned from [[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]] Facebook groups alike. He is also a [[tinfoil hat]]-wearing fan of [[Alex Jones]] and thus, pisses off every [[military|soldier]] he comes into contact with.


==quotes==
==Quotes==


"This is Chris Weston Chan"
"This is Chris Weston Chan"

Revision as of 17:13, 24 June 2015

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
File:Evan Gragg.jpeg
Greased up deaf guy irl.

A well-known fact of the internet is that bronies never learn. As an asspie-riddled virgin with rage from the Great State of Texas, Evan Gragg doesn't understand one bit why all bronies are hated. In addition, he is also a Bible-thumping libertarian socialist, who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his Christian, Aspie, or brony hugboxes when he meets people he doesn't like. He also churns out self-inserted Dragonball Z and My Little Pony OCs like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them. One of his OCs is Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Vegeta and Darth Vader, a character he actually cosplays as. Darth Vegeta is like his own Sonichu.

*Smug Asspie Intensifies*

Evan is an unemployed, autistic, tinfoil hat-wearing cosplayer and internet tough guy who lives in Houston. Growing up, his parents sheltered him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how Unique and special they are for having Aspergers compared with the normals. This probably fed Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.

He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Hercules, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, and Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.

His love life

While Chris Chan continues hopelessly on his love quest, Evan has realized how hopeless he is and thrown in the towel for the quest of china, and has surpassed the King of Cringe himself in the amount of rejections. Observe.

His political views

He is a self-described Centrist and Socialist Libertarian who's been banned from Liberal and Conservative Facebook groups alike. He is also a tinfoil hat-wearing fan of Alex Jones and thus, pisses off every soldier he comes into contact with.

Quotes

"This is Chris Weston Chan"

"Girls would have sex on the couch with Chris-Chan watching Gilligan's Island rather than kiss me on the lips"

Things Evan Gragg hates

See Also


Evan Gragg is part of a series on Aspies. [Back to your happy placeSperg out]

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