Dimitrious Gargasoulas

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Dimitrious 'Jimmy' Gargasoulas
Nationality:	Ausfailia
Highscore	Killed 5, injured more than 30
Top 25?	Fuck no.
Style	Grand Theft Auto (without guns)
An Hero?	No

Dimitrious 'Jimmy' Gargasoulas is a 26-year-old guaranteed-to-be-an-aspie Ausfailian muslim who on the January 20th 2017, stole a car from some old fuck, drove it to the city of Melbourne with police following him, drove in circles outside the Flinders Street Station then drive on the footpath killing 5 people and injuring more than 30 creating lulz.

Words can't describe what he does on his spare time

Timeline

4 January 2017

• Dimitrious Gargasoulas gets fined for related reasons but is granted bail for a January 20th court date.

18 January 2017

• Dimitrious Gargasoulas attacks his mother's ex-partner by pushing a bible to his face and stealing his car.

19 January 2017

• 9:26pm Gargasoulas goes to a bar in St Kilda and posting on his Facebook profile "Thinking. About what to do with them lol."
• 10pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas was not allowed to enter the bar as the staff thought he might blow the entire bar up.

20 January 2017

• 12:30am: Dimitrious Gargasoulas returns to the bar and smashes glasses and plates.
• 2:15am: Police gets called after a report of two men fighting (one of them Dimitrious Gargasoulas), but when the police arrived, both Dimitrious and the victim left.
• 8:04am: Dimitrious Gargasoulas is spotted in the background of a live news report and waves his hat at the camera.
• 11:30am: Police follow the car Dimitrious Gargasoulas was in, but because police officers love coffee and donuts, they failed to catch up to him.
• 1:30pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas does "wheelies" outside the Flinders Street Station, blocking traffic.
• 1:33 pm: Police finally catched their asses up to Dimitrious Gargasoulas.
• 1:35 pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas gets away from the police by driving onto the footpath, running everyone over until he crashed.
• 1:37 pm: Police then have no choice but to use a gun to shoot Dimitrious Gargasoulas in the arm and drag him out of the car.
• 2:30pm: Off Dimitrious Gargasoulas goes to jail the hospital for medical treatment.
• 3:20 pm: Police say the incident was not terror related.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	5/20 (More than 30 Injured)
Accuracy:	15/20
Style:	12/20 The Fast And The Furious
Butthurt:	20/20 People begging for him to get the death penalty
Bonus:	15/20 Caused the biggest part in the city to close
Total score: 67/100 (D+)

See full ranking

Wanted Level:

National Guard

Gallery

Jimmy About missing Pics

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  He wanted to drive that, but (sadly) couldn't.
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  Clearly screaming that one line.
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  Maybe he's not a muslim?
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  Busted.

Quotes

“   I’m going to kill all gays and poofters and lesbians   „     —What Dimitrious always said to his mum     “   I DECLARE WAR ON TYRANNY TODAY YOU DOGS WILL HAVE THE OPTION TO EITHER BELIEVE IN ME AND HIS POSITIVE ENERGY HE OFFERS AND STAY FAITHFUL TO ME OR SERVE THE ONE WHO ENSLAVES YOU AT HIS FEET I OFFER FREEDOM NO WORK NO BILLS JUST THAT WE ALL KEEP FAITH AND BELIEVE IN THE ONE GOD THE ONE HIGHER BEING BEING FOR THE GOOD AND PROTECT THE ENERGY THAT HE GIVES WITH YOUR HEART GOD BLESS EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE XOXO   „     —What Dimitrious posted on his Facebook profile 5 days before his rampage Previous Quote | Next Quote

External links

• Even his parents wishes him to die!
•  His Facebook profile BALEETED. (archive)
•  His other Facebook profile (unused)
• His YouTube channel (inactive for years)

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