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'''Bait Trucks''' are a "''[[No|controversial]]''" [[police]] tactic that are used mainly in post-apocalyptic [[ghetto]]s such as ''[[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]'', and ''[[Detroit]], [[Michigan]]'', to catch [[Black people|thieves]] and put them in the [[Prison|rape bin]] [[Asking for it|where they belong]]. Bait Trucks are an evolution of the popular '''Bait Car''' tactic in which police would put a brand new [[car]] in a completely conspicuous location and then wait for some scrawny [[white]] [[Wigger|boy]] to come along, commit [[Grand Theft Auto]] and then lead them on a [[OJ Simpson|high-speed chase]] that would [[typically]] end in a spectacular [[Paul Walker]]ing and the death of no [[less than three]] civilians. | '''Bait Trucks''' are a "''[[No|controversial]]''" [[police]] tactic that are used mainly in post-apocalyptic [[ghetto]]s such as ''[[Chicago]], [[Illinois]]'', and ''[[Detroit]], [[Michigan]]'', to catch [[Black people|thieves]] and put them in the [[Prison|rape bin]] [[Asking for it|where they belong]]. Bait Trucks are an evolution of the popular '''Bait Car''' tactic in which police would put a brand new [[car]] in a completely conspicuous location and then wait for some scrawny [[white]] [[Wigger|boy]] to come along, commit [[Grand Theft Auto]] and then lead them on a [[OJ Simpson|high-speed chase]] that would [[typically]] end in a spectacular [[Paul Walker]]ing and the death of no [[less than three]] civilians. | ||
After realizing that settling tons of wrongful death [[lolsuits]] isn't [[Jewish|cost-efficient]], the police went back to [[pol/|the drawing board]] and came up with a [[genius]] idea – fill a [[Truck of Peace|semi-truck]] with [[overpriced]] ''Nike'' brand shoes and [[Supreme|{{supreme|Supreme}}]] merchandise, leave it unattended in a [[poor]], majority [[black]] neighbourhood and then sit back and enjoy the utter [[lulz]] that | After realizing that settling tons of wrongful death [[lolsuits]] isn't [[Jewish|cost-efficient]], the police went back to [[pol/|the drawing board]] and came up with a [[genius]] idea – fill a [[Truck of Peace|semi-truck]] with [[overpriced]] ''Nike'' brand shoes and [[Supreme|{{supreme|Supreme}}]] merchandise, leave it unattended in a [[poor]], majority [[black]] neighbourhood and then sit back and enjoy the utter [[lulz]] that ensues as the locals are presented with two agonizing choices. | ||
# Steal the Nikes. | # Steal the Nikes. | ||
# Don't steal the Nikes. | # Don't steal the Nikes. | ||
Naturally, the fine folks of [[Black Lives Matter]] quickly came to the conclusion that this constituted a form of illegal [[No|entrapment]] by law enforcement – because, as [[science]] and [[history]] have consistently proven, black people are physically incapable of going even two fucking seconds without [[Nigga stole my bike|taking something that doesn't belong to them]]. | |||
Revision as of 19:39, 27 August 2018
Bait Trucks are a "controversial" police tactic that are used mainly in post-apocalyptic ghettos such as Chicago, Illinois, and Detroit, Michigan, to catch thieves and put them in the rape bin where they belong. Bait Trucks are an evolution of the popular Bait Car tactic in which police would put a brand new car in a completely conspicuous location and then wait for some scrawny white boy to come along, commit Grand Theft Auto and then lead them on a high-speed chase that would typically end in a spectacular Paul Walkering and the death of no less than three civilians.
After realizing that settling tons of wrongful death lolsuits isn't cost-efficient, the police went back to the drawing board and came up with a genius idea – fill a semi-truck with overpriced Nike brand shoes and Supreme merchandise, leave it unattended in a poor, majority black neighbourhood and then sit back and enjoy the utter lulz that ensues as the locals are presented with two agonizing choices.
- Steal the Nikes.
- Don't steal the Nikes.
Naturally, the fine folks of Black Lives Matter quickly came to the conclusion that this constituted a form of illegal entrapment by law enforcement – because, as science and history have consistently proven, black people are physically incapable of going even two fucking seconds without taking something that doesn't belong to them.
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