Whiteguys fartinmyface

Call if you are a white guy and want to be filmed farting in his face.

Thursday Lane (also goes by Diego) is a 30-something year old gay man of color, who captured the attention of the Internet at large by opening his heart and pouring out his heartfelt desire to participate in fart porn with white men only. To that end, our hero has created a YouTube channel dedicated to the fulfillment of this endeavor.

His channel, whiteguys fartinmyface is a YouTube treasure trove of lulz, containing hundreds of videos of him talking about fart porn and literally begging ("PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE") to put him in fart porn with white guys. Thursday's YouTube channel has captivated the Internet, and is currently the best thing on YouTube.

	“	[...]yes please. I wish to be part of fart male white porn. All I wish to be is the black funnel noodles and if you're a blond hair you be the chicken cream fart on my brown funnel noodles	„
	—then he goes into what other haircolors do to his hair, which he calls his "funnel noodles"

Archive

	“	I want to be the funnel for white male farts	„

EDiots were dismayed to find that YouTube was once again instrumental in the oppression of homosexual people of color. Diego's empowered message of Shakespearian longing was replaced with the following statement from the jackbooted thugs at YouTube:

	“	This account has been terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines.	„

Gallery

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  Bix nood nigga, gimme dem farts.
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See Also

• Bob Rehahn
• Fetish
• Eproctophilia
• Queening

External Links

• whiteguys fartinmyface – The YouTube channel
• whiteguys fartinmyface (archive) – Autism.cool thread
• Tosh.cc.com - Grant a Wish: Fart Porn (archive) – Diego on Tosh.0
• Thursday Lane says White Farts Matter (archive) – White Farts Matter more than BlackLivesMatter
• Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura (archive) – Thursday Lane marries a fart

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