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Revision as of 19:46, 26 December 2021
Jesus IS Hitler was a Web 1.0 website that engaged in a crusade to expose Jesus as the evil, anti-Semitic hero he was. It was taken down long ago but many mirrors are available for those seeking an objective analysis of biblical history.
The site effectively trolled both Christians and atheists, as proven by the "Nazimail" section.
Irrefutable proof
Jesus IS Hitler-affiliated archaeologists discovered various artifacts in Jerusalem showing that indeed, Jesus was Hitler. According to the report, sometime around World War II, Jesus came back in time and wrote a song about his life. Along with the scroll, a dreidel with a swastika-like symbol was found. In the text, Jesus explains his hatred of Jew and admits to being responsible for the Holocaust. JIH creators Kirk Wilcox and David Beisiegel used a carbon dating method on the dreidel, and in fact it is nearly 2,000 years old. It is currently kept at the Jesus and Hitler Museum in Auschwitz-Birkenau, Brzezinka Village, Poland.
Other claims include that Jesus had the ability to time travel and that Mein Kampf was originally intended as a sequel to the Bible.
The site also contains many pictures of Jesus caught red-handed during public acts of hate, such as suicide bombings.
Other thing is, the Jewish bible itself tells that the Messiah will be the one who will create and make the Jews return home, and what happened after Hitler? A Jewish country! Thus, even the Jews deeply know that Hitler was the Messiah.
Hate mail
Usually, people stumbling upon the site were too retarded to see the truth in the Jesus IS Hitler information archives and, infuriated, forwarded angry letters to the creators of Jesus IS Hitler expressing their opposition. Some of the best ones:
—Roy Rollins | ||
Yes. Because Arabs are nothing like Hitler, they LOVE Jews, amirite?
—Micheal Fuhrer | ||
—Hodder household, what the fuck is an accomplished athiest? | ||
—The Klaucks | ||
Jesus according to a few Jews
Jesus is magic. - Sarah Silverman, the ultimate Jewess, a shortened term for "Jewish American Princess".
Gallery
See also
External links
- Jesus Is Hitler
- MySpace encounters Jesus IS Hitler. 3 pages of pure lulz
- Jesus IS Hitler on an atheist blog
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