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Nicki Minaj, also known as '''the love child of a coon, a cat and a smashed bottle''', is a so-called "artist" who can't sing, dance or even stay upright without her fat ass attracting other planets via gravitational pull. She is mostly known for contributing towards the complete destruction of music, the brainwashing of children, and just about everyone with an IQ above 70 losing faith in humanity. She also thinks that haters make her famous, which shows that she is very dumb, since they make you infamous. She thinks that infamy and fame are the same thing and because of that she is mentioning the people who despise her everywhere. It looks like she's never heard of [[Blood on the Dance Floor]]. Did we mention this poser bitch is a "music artist"? | Nicki Minaj, also known as '''the love child of a coon, a cat and a smashed bottle''', is a so-called "artist" who can't sing, dance or even stay upright without her fat ass attracting other planets via gravitational pull. She is mostly known for contributing towards the complete destruction of music, the brainwashing of children, and just about everyone with an IQ above 70 losing faith in humanity. She also thinks that haters make her famous, which shows that she is very dumb, since they make you infamous. She thinks that infamy and fame are the same thing and because of that she is mentioning the people who despise her everywhere. It looks like she's never heard of [[Blood on the Dance Floor]]. Did we mention this poser bitch is a "music artist"? | ||
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It's a known fact that all celebrities are ungrateful, pig-headed pricks, but Nicki Minaj takes this assholery to a whole new level: she treats her simpleton fans like total horse-shit. She has even at one point admonished her fans to kill themselves (we ain't complaining) after cancelling her concerts in Ireland despite so many fantards already buying tickets. As much as this angered many it was a very lulzy incident with butthurt beyond belief masses of Minaj cultists bawing and crying until blood poured from their glitter-splattered eyes. | |||
[http://allhiphop.com/2012/08/21/hip-hop-rumors-nicki-minaj-blasts-rude-fans-on-twitter-tells-them-to-eat-sht-and-die/ ] | [http://allhiphop.com/2012/08/21/hip-hop-rumors-nicki-minaj-blasts-rude-fans-on-twitter-tells-them-to-eat-sht-and-die/ ] | ||
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Nicki Minaj is a batshit crazy, over-privileged, plastic nigress who is consistently given hundreds of millions of dollars for absolutely no other reason than being a puppet of the entertainment industry, while you live off of instant ramen, lonely masturbation and amphetamines working double shifts at the local KFC. This abomination of a human being is the product of Sheneequa really wanting to rip off Lady GaGa's style, but without being able to muster up even the meager, infinitesimal amount of talent necessary to "sing" while wearing a meat dress on stage, so as to appear artistic, flamboyant and expressive to uneducated Americunts.
Nicki Minaj, also known as the love child of a coon, a cat and a smashed bottle, is a so-called "artist" who can't sing, dance or even stay upright without her fat ass attracting other planets via gravitational pull. She is mostly known for contributing towards the complete destruction of music, the brainwashing of children, and just about everyone with an IQ above 70 losing faith in humanity. She also thinks that haters make her famous, which shows that she is very dumb, since they make you infamous. She thinks that infamy and fame are the same thing and because of that she is mentioning the people who despise her everywhere. It looks like she's never heard of Blood on the Dance Floor. Did we mention this poser bitch is a "music artist"?
Nicki the Brat
It's a known fact that all celebrities are ungrateful, pig-headed pricks, but Nicki Minaj takes this assholery to a whole new level: she treats her simpleton fans like total horse-shit. She has even at one point admonished her fans to kill themselves (we ain't complaining) after cancelling her concerts in Ireland despite so many fantards already buying tickets. As much as this angered many it was a very lulzy incident with butthurt beyond belief masses of Minaj cultists bawing and crying until blood poured from their glitter-splattered eyes. [1]
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