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Jordan Neely was a 29-year-old [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] [[nigger]] who was rightfully choked to death on the [[Jew York|New York City]] subway by a 24-year-old white marine in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a [[chimpout|psychotic episode]] during which Neely menaced and intimidated innocent riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our | Jordan Neely was a 29-year-old [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] [[nigger]] who was rightfully choked to death on the [[Jew York|New York City]] subway by a 24-year-old white marine in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a [[chimpout|psychotic episode]] during which Neely menaced and intimidated innocent riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he was prepared to die, and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our blond-haired hero grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. More men, of whom at least two were as brown as Neely, joined to assist in restraining him as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to [[Vaccine|dying suddenly]]. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD. | ||
=="He dindu nuffin!"== | =="He dindu nuffin!"== | ||
Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of trying to shove innocent people onto the tracks without provocation. Unquestionably, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as [[Antifa]] and the [[Black Lives Matter]] movement are concerned. As to be expected, the [[you|unemployed]] have taken to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a harmless and beloved Michael Jackson impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, as if any ordinary person just trying to get to work should be expected to give one half of a flying fuck about some loser thug's sob story when he just attempted to push them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in [[Israel|Jew-controlled America]], when you are riding public transportation in an enclosed space in the greatest city on Earth and all the doors are locked and a brown man is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are [[racist]]. | Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of trying to shove innocent people onto the tracks without provocation. Unquestionably, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as [[Antifa]] and the [[Black Lives Matter]] movement are concerned. As to be expected, the [[you|unemployed]] have taken to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a harmless and beloved [[Michael Jackson]] impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, as if any ordinary person just trying to get to work should be expected to give one half of a flying fuck about some loser thug's sob story when he just attempted to push them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in [[Israel|Jew-controlled America]], when you are riding public transportation in an enclosed space in the greatest city on Earth and all the doors are locked and a brown man is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are [[racist]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== |
Revision as of 14:35, 5 May 2023
Jordan Neely was a 29-year-old mentally ill nigger who was rightfully choked to death on the New York City subway by a 24-year-old white marine in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a psychotic episode during which Neely menaced and intimidated innocent riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he was prepared to die, and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our blond-haired hero grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. More men, of whom at least two were as brown as Neely, joined to assist in restraining him as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to dying suddenly. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD.
"He dindu nuffin!"
Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of trying to shove innocent people onto the tracks without provocation. Unquestionably, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as Antifa and the Black Lives Matter movement are concerned. As to be expected, the unemployed have taken to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a harmless and beloved Michael Jackson impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, as if any ordinary person just trying to get to work should be expected to give one half of a flying fuck about some loser thug's sob story when he just attempted to push them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in Jew-controlled America, when you are riding public transportation in an enclosed space in the greatest city on Earth and all the doors are locked and a brown man is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are racist.