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==Ginger Gone Butthurt.....rite?==
[[image:Gingershavesouls.png|thumb|right|<strike>Gingers DO have souls!</strike>  Uh, no they Don't.]]
{{youtube2|CopperCab|CopperCab}}, aka Michael shithole, is a [[Christfag]], [[ginger]], [[redneck]], and 18-year-old [[American|yank]] [[Fat|butterton]] with a speech impediment, [[dental plan]], and possible [[bipolar]]. <s>He</s> It is [[butthurt]] about <s>his</s> its lack of soul and is on a [[raging|rage]] quest to let the world know just how gangsta a coppertop can be. Coppatoppa lets on to the public eye of the tubes that the [[South Park]] episode '<s>Daywalkers</s>' '[http://player.longtailvideo.com/player.swf?file=http://allsp.com/xml.php?id=136&backcolor=333333&volume=100&autostart=true Ginger Kids]' (being [[Serious_business|srs bznz]]) has led him to consider [[an hero|an heroism]]. He cares to inform you that gingers, unlike Jew, have souls, and he will keep making videos to demonstrate this ad nauseum. Needless to say, once the [[anon|ever present, never forgetting, never forgiving viewers of yootoob and everything Nets]] became aware of this, the gears of the [[Internet Hate Machine]] started slowly turning, and great lulz ensued. Many [[EDiot|EDiots]] are preparing for another [[Youtube Civil War]]. Below is a the amalgamation of the videos which show his rage; if you want to see something [[Pain|interesting]] then try watching them all at the same time.


<center><br>{{fv|Gingerkid|background-color:#ffffff;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>EY39fkmqKBM</youtube><br>The original video|<br><youtube>otphq5MuVqA</youtube><br><br>|<youtube>8QkR7y3auzE</youtube><br>Gingers have souls rap.|<youtube>W42p0N5_ihM</youtube><br>Gingers have soul. (The funk remix)|<youtube>-6b2wJG5i08</youtube><br>Waaaah<br>|<youtube>MjXLxleOm5w</youtube><br>No...YOU can Suck It, Coppercab}}</center>
{{yt|cu|CopperCab|CopperCab}}, (Powerword: [[Powerword|Michael Tyler Kitrell]]; AKA CopperCunt, CopperFag, CottonCrab, Virgin Toaster Fucker, Michael Faggabon, Michael Caparella, Simpopotamus and at one point; <s>[[Tranny|Claire Kittrel]]</s>{{trans}}) is a [[ginger]], [[redneck]]-turned-[[SJW]], simp, off again on again [[furfag|furry]], and {{age|1992|10|30}}-year old [[American|yank]] [[Fat|butterton]] with a speech impediment, [[dental plan]], and possibly [[bipolar disorder]]. <s>He</s> '''It''' is [[butthurt]] about <s>his</s> its lack of soul and is on a [[raging|rage]] quest to let the world know just how gangsta a coppertop can be. Coppatoppa lets on to the public eye of the tubes that the [[South Park]] episode '<s>Daywalkers</s>' '[http://player.longtailvideo.com/player.swf?file=http://allsp.com/xml.php?id=136&backcolor=333333&volume=100&autostart=true Ginger Kids]' (being [[Serious business|srs bznz]]) has led it to consider [[an hero|an heroism]]. CopperCab cares to inform you that gingers, unlike Jews, have [[Soul|souls]], and will keep making videos to demonstrate this ad nauseum. Needless to say, once the [[anon|ever present, never forgetting, never forgiving viewers of yootoob and everything Nets]] became aware of this, the gears of the [[Internet Hate Machine]] started slowly turning, and great lulz ensued. Many [[EDiot|EDiots]] are preparing for another [[Youtube Civil War]]. Below is an amalgamation of the videos which show Michael's [[Rage|RAEG]]; if you want to see an absolute mindfuck then try watching them all at the same time.  


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'''South Park parodies CopperCab'''


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|<youtube>EY39fkmqKBM</youtube><br />'''The original video.'''
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|<youtube>otphq5MuVqA</youtube><br />'''Coppercunt is a fucking crybaby.'''
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|<youtube>8QkR7y3auzE</youtube><br />'''Gingers have souls rap.'''
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|<youtube>MjXLxleOm5w</youtube><br />'''No, [[YOU]] can suck it.'''
|<youtube>wq-dVe5WqJg</youtube><br />'''COPPERCAB RETURNS TO SUCK SOME [[GAY]] COCK'''}}|border=#FF7777|background=#FF7777}}
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==Typical CockerFap haiter==
==History of CopperCab==
Sadly, as fucking stupid as CopperCab is, at least [[42]]% of his [[haters]] are even worse. Amazingly enough, this [[fucktard]] thought it was a good idea to try to join in on [[gangbang]] on CopperCab even though he is [[OVER 9000]] times the retarded faggot that CopperCab is:
[[Last Thursday|'Twas before November]], [[South Park]] made an episode, trolling gingers. After being made fun of at school, CopperCab experiences extreme [[butthurt]] and, like any other [[asshat]], takes his [[RAGE|raeg]] out on the [[internets|teh interwebz]], creating his first video.   
After loads of [[butthurt]] from {{yt|cu|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}, CopperCab makes a second video full of screaming and how much he hates the haters. He then makes a third video, trolling more on {{yt|cu|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}. After a series of [[bullshit]] CopperCab posted a message on his [[YouTube]] page stating that he talked to {{yt|cu|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}} in [[buttsecks|private]], claiming that he was actually a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]. However, this wasn't the end of his problems.
Much to the disliking of CopperCab, The internet was flooded with [[over 9000]] remixes despite the fact that the videos had only been up for about 2 weeks. CopperCab then makes a video about how he's so angry at the remixes and that we don't have the right to make fun of him. ([[lie|But he doesn't care, so it's all good.]]) Soon after, South Park makes an episode parodying him, following hilarity and [[butthurt]] from the [[ginger]] community. Fueled by rage and semen, CopperCab makes his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSonTGSzQdg 7th] video, asking why the media is [[trolling|doing this again]]. This currently leaves Teh CoppaToppa Chronicles to a "''To be continued...''" status.
 
==The Soulless Ginger-Fuck Himself==
[[image:CopperCabWapanese.PNG|thumb|right|He's also a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].]]
CopperCab in general is a fat, soulless ginger with a dental plan who has [[Aspies|Tourette's]] syndrome. He is pretty much a minor [[Chris-Chan]] clone, but isn't nearly as much of an inconsiderate fucktard. He is a [[newfag]] to life, and believes that the term [[Ginger|"Ginger"]] was created [[last Thursday]] by South Park, when in reality, the word "Ginger" has been used since [[at least 100 years|the dawn of man]]. [[Lie|He also believes that everyone has the right to make videos.]] Half of his videos are him [[BAW|BAAAWWWWWing]] about [[unwarranted self importance|how much his life sucks]], and the other half rants on about how gingers are always getting discriminated, [[irony|claiming that blacks, asians, and mexicans are never called names]] (like nigger, rice nigger, and mexican). He usually films his videos in weird-ass places, such as an alleyway or a park. This is obviously and attempt to lure us away from the fact that he is a basement-dwelling bastard. Often times, he attempts to unite ginger colonies to [[zerg rush]] haters, while constantly referring to gingers as their own separate race. [[Truth|This is far from the truth as gingers do not deserve to be one separate race.]] He frequently denies his destiny of [[an hero|an heroism]], claiming that if he died, haters and trolls will have victory and become [[winrar]]. He makes up having friends while also making up sob-stories to trick us into believing that he isn't an antisocial lowlife.
However, his main source of [[lulz]] does not come from the above facts. No; CopperCab is an epic lolcow because of his constant random-tantrums. As said above, he has multiple personalities: one being a calm-like, troubled, ginger who only wants to [[an hero|make things right]] by informing everybody that [[moar|he has gone through enough in life]], while the other is a verbal Bruce Lee who will ear-rape you for your [[trolling|sins]]. During these [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|shoops of da whoops]], he will usually do hand and face motions that look so fucking weird that it just makes him evern more lulzy. The aftermath of these [[RAGE]] explosions usually results in him staring into our souls as if he was thinking of diabolical plots to steal them in his envy-fueled mind. He suffered from massive butthurt when [[Retards|faithful internet users]] mass [[Win|flagged his facebook account]], causing him to be banned, resulting in lulz and win.
 
==[[Typical]] CopperCunt haiter==
Sadly, as fucking stupid as CopperCab is, at least [[42]]% of his [[haters]] are even worse. An example of this young [[Fucktard|gentleman]] who amazingly enough, thought it was a good idea to post a video of himself joining in on the [[gangbang]] on CopperCab to [[Truth|quell his own insecurities]] even though he is [[OVER 9000]] times the retarded faggot that CopperCab is.


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The [[faggotry]] doesn't stop there. Other videos on the account feature his [[jailbait]] [[skank|sister]] and [[retards|others]], and this orgy of retards could very well be the next internet [[lulz]] gold mine.
==CopperCab on paper==
 
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==CopperCab HATES Boxxy==
On January 15, 2011, Coppercab decided that He would blame [[Boxxy]] for all his problems in life. In his new video he said that Boxxy is responsible for [[b|all the trolls that have been targeting him]]. He even starts [[baw|crying towards the end of the video]], he even goes as far to claim that Boxxy is the [[Moot|creator of all the trolls on the internets]], and that the only reason she is back is because of [[Shit_was_so_cash|cash]]. Also on his channel, you can see the banner at the top calling himself "King of /b/" lol. Also despite making videos of Boxxy, the beginning of the video, you will lulz moar then you will care. BAU8H
 
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==[[Alphawerewolff|A faggot werewolf]] Hates Copperfag==
===...But He Does "Love" His Gramma===
Or at least, between fits of incoherent rage, he simulates it.


On May 26, 2010, a challenger appeared: AlphaWerewolff.  After months of being compared to Coppercab, AlphaWerewolff decided the best way to become more like Coppercab was to become his friend.  This attempt failed, and on October 11, 2010, AlphaWerewolff decided to join the Coppercab haters.
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==Coppacalypse==
In a [[Sarcasm|shocking turn of events]], on July 20th,2011 CopperCab's account was hacked by another dickless and possibly soulless vampire who won't even show his face. The video the posted by the [[Hacker|UBER 1337 HAX0R]] was a tutorial of how to put on a condom, and is probably his painfully [[unfunny]] attempt at trying to be [[funny]].


The irony in this is both AfaggotWerewolf and Copperfag both suck Daffy Duck's dick.
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==Ranter Gonna Rant!==
This meant CopperFaggot could no longer post videos of himself screaming incoherently at a camera while jumping around like a five year old with a temper tantrum. So CopperCab did what any [[fat]] [[ginger]] was capable of, and [[BAWWW|cried]] to his scary grandma about the [[hacker]].
This mother fucker comes out with [[Eletric Boogaloo|part 2]] of his dumb ass rant about southpark ginger. So here is a little diddly of a video to tell his ass to shut the fuck up.[[File:]]


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<center>'''[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!]]'''</center>


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But beware CopperHacker. Because you have messed with one super angry firecrotch, and with all his rage, Coppercab will strike back and a chain of events will lead to the [http://tinypic.com/r/hsunmq/7 Rise of the Planet of the Gingers]. But [[IRL|in reality]], Copper Cab makes a video of himself [[Waaambulance|crying like a bitch]] over how the hacker won't give him his account back. However it's most likely just a [[Attention Whore|publicity stunt]] just like the rest of his videos.
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==CopperCab tries to address Slavery and Blacks ==
===The [[White knighting|White-Knights]]===
Apparently, CopperCab heard that Black People have "soul"....and somewhere in that non-sentient, non-sapient blob of neural matter in his (red)head he craves what he doesn't (and can never) have.<BR>
Since CopperFaggot's main channel got hacked, many other [[faggots]] made videos white-knighting their [[fat]] [[ginger]] king by telling the hacker to give CopperCab his account back, so he could continue making videos of his [[assburgers]] fuelled rage. But in the end, [[Faggot|Michael]] got his account back, free to spread more of his [[faggotry]] onto the internet.
In a feeble attempt to simulate the emotion of "empathy", CopperCab takes the courageous and controversial position that slavery is "bad". He then activates the "Fake Weeping" subroutine. It is possible he believes that by befriending an actual Black Person, he might understand what a "soul" is. Possibly by breaking several actual Black People open and examining the parameters of their nervous system.<BR>
Maybe they can teach him how to dance. I mean moves other than "The Robot."


{{ytplus|Unlike George Bush, CopperCab DOES care about Black People...or Fakes it At Least.|<center><youtube>Hz-bu84-hWA</youtube></center>|"I'm not white...But I have white people in my blood"|--The Flesh Golem speaks on the tiny 'nanohumans' that infest him.}}


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(when the ytplus template is re-implimeted, you'll know 'coz you'll see two copies of the same vid here.)
<youtube>7nYQUOWMT3I</youtube><br>'''[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!]]'''.<br>|
<youtube>O2F7htIJ0iA</youtube><br>Yet another underage kid white-knighting CopperCab.<br>|
<youtube>gIFIS4KjQIg</youtube><br>Underage christfag who thinks CopperCab is a [[Faggot|pretty nice guy]].<br>|
<youtube>jHHKwWuDlIE</youtube><br>[[Lie|He KNOWS who you are hacker]].|
<youtube>JjB1AI2jgJU</youtube><br>[[Fat]] white-knight.<br>|
<youtube>Mk0HWp1c2AM</youtube><br>Another fatty.<br>|
<youtube>ysvZynk9QpY</youtube><br>Junior [[Chris Crocker]] + [[Gay|Cuddly Toys]].}}</center>


==CopperCab HATES Boxxy==  
== CopperCab's Girlfriend ==
[[image:Coppercabsgirlfriend.jpg|thumb|right|THAR SHE BLOWS!]][[image:coppercabsfiance.jpg|thumb|right|KILL IT BEFORE SHE LAYS EGGS!]]
Lauren, who goes by the [[JewTube|YouTube]] username 'IrenicHippyKin' has the intelligence equal to that of a rock and has the body of a monstrous [[hambeast]], but yet, is still too good for CopperCab. [[Sarcasm|Sadly enough]], all her videos were [[baleeted]] by someone with [[Hacker|UBER L33T HAX0RS]], In the end, she says [[pretty cool guy|he was a pretty cool guy]] (no, srsly).


On January 15, 2011, Coppercab decided that He would blame [[Boxxy]] for all his problems in life. In his new video he said that Boxxy is responsible for [[b|all the trolls that have been targeting him]]. He even starts [[baw|crying towards the end of the video]], he even goes as far to claim that Boxxy is the [[Moot|creator of all the trolls on the internets]], and that the only reason she is back is because of [[Shit_was_so_cash|cash]]. Also on his channel, you can see the banner at the top calling himself "King of /b/" lol. Also despite making videos of Boxxy, the beginning of the video, you will lulz moar then you will care. BAU8H
After cutting her wrists in her bathroom from extreme [[butthurt]] due to those darn trolls saying nasty things like, "[[Truth|MAN THE HARPOONS]]", she returned in front her camera to answer some questions her [[Nobody|fans]] have been dying to ask and to [[Shit no one cares about|talk about her life and opinions on things]]. Lauren shows off how much of a [[Hippie]] she is by using such vocabulary such as "[[Shit|Aura]]" and "[[Bullshit|We are children of the Earth]]" and saying that when she is sitting on the ground, she feels connected with the Earth, which we all know means that she is a [[sick fuck]] with [[Fetish|Dirt Fetish]]. She also has a need to discuss these [[Shit|deep, meaningful]] topics with someone who understands her, which only applies to people who are [[batshit insane]].


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In the end, Lauren and Micheal finally had their inevitable Earth-shattering breakup and still continued to remain a [[Truth|bloated land whale]]; eventually discovering that her videos were being featured here on [[ED]], leading to her [[Anti-lulz|removing all her videos]], in a desperate attempt to cover up her whale shaped tracks. To this day, Lauren has done fuck all apart from post pointless [[bullshit]] on her[http://irenichippykin.tumblr.com/ Tumblr] and occasionally posts bullshit of equal importance on her {{twitter|irenichippykin}}.
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==...but He does "Love" His Gramma==
==The [[Faggotry|Morality]] Club==
Or at least, between fits of incoherent rage, he simulates it.
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/MoralityClub/featured The Morality Club] is a channel organised by Michael and his [[Faggots|friends]]. He explains that the channel will revolve around him and his [[christfag]] friends talking  about [[Anti-Lulz|what to do and what not to do]] and instilling [[shit|good]] morals, [[Shit no one cares about|because the current generation doesn't care about that]]. He says that a lot of people need this because they shouldn't be making fun of a [[ginger]] [[faggot]] who screams at a camera about his [[shitty]] world views [[Bullshit|because that's bad morals]] and [[BAWWW|it hurts his feelings]]. Their first video was supposed to release on July 1st, 2012, [[Fail|but nothing has happened to this day]].


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==Southern Redneck Incest==
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In this video, Coppercab strongly hints that he had a sexual relation with his second cousin at a family reunion. Akin to stereotypical redneckness, he has a [[fail|cool]] jacket with no shirt, and justifies his incestuous relationship.


==CopperCab Fun Facts==
==CopperCab Fun Facts==
[[File:This_Is_How_CopperCab_Was_Conceived_!!.jpg|thumb|right|300px| This is an artist`s drawing of how the [[DO NOT WANT|should-have-been-aborted]], [[fugly|Youtube abomination]] [[CopperCab]] was '''ACTUALLY''' conceived!! Too bad his [[mom]] didn`t take any [[abortion|contraceptives]]! ]]
*CopperCab has multiple personalities, one being a non-racist christian ginger and the other a straight up nigra ginger dat needs sum [[chikins]]
*CopperCab has multiple personalities, one being a non-racist christian ginger and the other a straight up nigra ginger dat needs sum [[chikins]]
*CopperCab [[Lie|gots the same rights as everyone on yootoob]]
*CopperCab [[Lie|gots the same rights as everyone on yootoob]]
*CopperCab can make videos whenever, and however he wants
*CopperCab can make videos whenever, and however he wants
*CopperCab don't care what you say, so get outta here!
*CopperCab don't care what you say, so get outta here!
*Coppercab has contemplated suicide.
*[[lol|Coppercab has contemplated suicide]].
*Coppercab's favorite genre of music is rap, next to DUBSTEP; HE FUCKING LOVES DUBSTEP
*Coppercab's favorite genre of music is rap, next to DUBSTEP; HE FUCKING LOVES DUBSTEP
*CopperCab knows it's not okay to make fun of black and white and mexicans and all that
*CopperCab knows it's not okay to make fun of niggers and spics despite once making an impersonation of [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] sucking a [[Big Black Cock]]. ([https://youtu.be/GfwqapnQIW4 Here]).
*CopperCab has big lips like a dick suckin' BAWWWWWWWin' nigra   
*CopperCab has big lips like a dick suckin' BAWWWWWWWin' nigra
*CopperCab's favorite food is [[Shit|ShitMcNuggets]].  
*CopperCab believes that the stereotype for gingers is some new shit that just happened yesterday
*CopperCab believes that the stereotype for gingers is some new shit that just happened yesterday
*CopperCab doesn't give a fuck if you think his singing is bad
*CopperCab doesn't give a fuck if you think his singing is bad
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*CopperCab likes to [[rage|rage]] like a [[retard|ragefag]].
*CopperCab likes to [[rage|rage]] like a [[retard|ragefag]].
*CopperCab hates [[Boxxy]].
*CopperCab hates [[Boxxy]].
*CopperCab is a humanoid based meme given life.
*CopperCab has a crush on Sharon
*CopperCab has a crush on Sharon
*CopperCab believes that [[niggers|niggas]] can say nigga, but whites can't.
*CopperCab believes that [[niggers|niggas]] can say nigga, but whites can't.
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*CopperCab thinks you're his "Broski's."
*CopperCab thinks you're his "Broski's."
*CopperCab enjoys [[Uwe Boll]] movies.
*CopperCab enjoys [[Uwe Boll]] movies.
*CopperCab is a contributer to [[The Eunuch Archive]].
*CopperCab is a contributor to [[The Eunuch Archive]].
*CopperCab plays [[Runescape]]
*CopperCab plays [[Runescape]]
*CopperCab is a [[troll]].
*CopperCab is a [[failtroll]].
*CopperCab loves pumkins.  Gaaaawd.
*CopperCab loves pumkins.  Gaaaawd.
*CopperCab gave up on equality for gingers because he's now stalking a girl and thinks its a better use of his time.
*CopperCab gave up on equality for gingers because he's now stalking a girl and thinks its a better use of his time.
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*CopperCab has no real friends because of his internet dramaz.
*CopperCab has no real friends because of his internet dramaz.
*CopperCab is still in high school even thou he's like 21 he still pretends he's only 18.
*CopperCab is still in high school even thou he's like 21 he still pretends he's only 18.
*CopperCab's twitter and tumblr accounts need to be talking down.
*CopperCab's Twitter and dumblr accounts are SJW Hellholes spreading the cancer that is killing the internet.
*CopperCab is racist.
*CopperCab is [[racist]].
*CopperCab is a Nazi.
*CopperCab is a [[Nazi]].
*CopperCab is Hitlers grandson and wishes for the extermination of every other race on the earth except Gingers.
*CopperCab is Hitler's grandson and wishes for the extermination of every other race on the earth except Gingers.
*[[Doing it wrong|Stop being trolled by a ginger]].
*CopperCab's parents made videos stealing his camera and SUPPORTING him to curse! Way to go parents!
*CopperCab's parents made videos stealing his camera and SUPPORTING him to curse! Way to go parents!
*CopperCab thinks he can make up laws and spread them via is videos.
*CopperCab doesn't have a penis, it's true he admitted it!
*CopperCab thinks [[Bullshit|wimminz are the stronger sex]].
*CopperCab accidentally (or on purpose) spits on the camera lens at least once every video. (It's true!)
*CopperCab isn't an actor.
*CopperCab [[incest|fucked his second cousin.]]
*CopperCab [[Objectophilia|fucked a toaster.]]


==History of CopperCab==
==Parodies arounds teh Internetz==
[[Last Thursday|Twas before November]], [[South Park]] made an episode, trolling gingers. After being made fun of at school, CopperCab experiences extreme [[butthurt]] and, like any other [[asshat]], takes his [[RAGE|raeg]] out on the [[internets|teh interwebz]], creating his first video.   
After loads of [[butthurt]] from {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}, CopperCab makes a second video full of screaming and how much he hates the haters. He then makes a third video, trolling more on {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}}. After a series of [[bullshit]] CopperCab posted a message on his [[YouTube]] page stating that he talked to {{youtube2|IshatOnU|IshatOnU}} in [[buttsecks|private]], claiming that he was actually a [[pretty cool guy|cool guy]]. However, this wasn't the end of his problems.
Much to the disliking of CopperCab, The internet was flooded with [[over 9000]] remixes despite the fact that the videos had only been up for about 2 weeks. CopperCab then makes a video about how he's so angry at the remixes and that we don't have the right to make fun of him. ([[lie|But he doesn't care, so it's all good.]]) Soon after, South Park makes an episode parodying him, following hilarity and [[butthurt]] from the [[ginger]] community. Fueled by rage and semen, CopperCab makes his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSonTGSzQdg 7th] video, asking why the media is [[trolling|doing this again]]. This currently leaves Teh CoppaToppa Chronicles to a "''To be continued...''" status.
 
==The Soulless Ginger-Fuck Himself==
[[image:CopperCabWapanese.PNG|thumb|right|He's also a [[wapanese]] [[faggot]].]]
CopperCab in general is a fat, soulless ginger with a dental plan who has [[Aspies|Tourette's]] syndrome. He is pretty much a minor [[Chris-Chan]] clone, but isn't nearly as much of an inconsiderate fucktard. He is a [[newfag]] to life, and believes that the term [[Ginger|"Ginger"]] was created [[last Thursday]] by South Park, when in reality, the word "Ginger" has been used since [[at least 100 years|the dawn of man]]. [[Lie|He also believes that everyone has the right to make videos.]] Half of his videos are him [[BAW|BAAAWWWWWing]] about [[unwarranted self importance|how much his life sucks]], and the other half rants on about how gingers are always getting discriminated, [[irony|claiming that blacks, asians, and mexicans are never called names]] (like nigger, rice nigger, and mexican). He usually films his videos in weird-ass places, such as an alleyway or a park. This is obviously and attempt to lure us away from the fact that he is a basement-dwelling bastard. Often times, he attempts to unite ginger colonies to [[zerg rush]] haters, while constantly referring to gingers as their own separate race. [[Truth|This is far from the truth as gingers do not deserve to be one separate race.]] He frequently denies his destiny of [[an hero|an heroism]], claiming that if he died, haters and trolls will have victory and become [[winrar]]. He makes up having friends while also making up sob-stories to trick us into believing that he isn't an antisocial lowlife.
However, his main source of [[lulz]] does not come from the above facts. No; CopperCab is an epic lolcow because of his constant random-tantrums. As said above, he has multiple personalities: one being a calm-like, troubled, ginger who only wants to [[an hero|make things right]] by informing everybody that [[moar|he has gone through enough in life]], while the other is a verbal Bruce Lee who will ear-rape you for your [[trolling|sins]]. During these [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|shoops of da whoops]], he will usually do hand and face motions that look so fucking weird that it just makes him evern more lulzy. The aftermath of these [[RAGE]] explosions usually results in him staring into our souls as if he was thinking of diabolical plots to steal them in his envy-fueled mind. He suffered from massive butthurt when [[Retards|faithful internet users]] mass [[Win|flagged his facebook account]], causing him to be banned, resulting in lulz and win.
 
==Parodies arounds teh internetz==
 
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== CopperMomandDad ==
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CopperMomandDad (who probably aren't even his real parents anyway) exposed the [[you|idiots of the internet]] to the fact that CopperCab has been trolling this whole time, but [[gingers|mutants]] will protect their young. The "parents" created videos in attempts to avoid any additional [[Ass Rape|pain]] to their son. CopperMomandDad are quite [[Leet|1337]] for being brother and sister. The [[Incest|inbreeding]] within the CopperFamily has taken several generations, but has been a [[lie|great success]] in the advancement of the mutant movement. As explained in the fun facts, they are supporting their supposed-to-be-abbortioned fag ginger. :D
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<youtube>dusOqKkWfzg</youtube>}}</center>


==Notable Quotables==
==Notable Quotables==
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|i'de rather be dead like a lump on a log, then red in the head like a dick on a dog|{{youtube2|bestcarbonparts|bestcarbonparts}} -practicing his rhymin' skillz
|i'de rather be dead like a lump on a log, then red in the head like a dick on a dog|{{yt|cu|bestcarbonparts|bestcarbonparts}} -practicing his rhymin' skillz
|Eh yeah, I just wanted to say fuck you. You think you're the only person who gets a few jokes fired at them? Try being blonde and having tits so this automatically makes you some sort of meat?
|Eh yeah, I just wanted to say fuck you. You think you're the only person who gets a few jokes fired at them? Try being blonde and having tits so this automatically makes you some sort of meat?
The reason you're getting the piss taken out of you is cos you respond to it. Grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up.
The reason you're getting the piss taken out of you is cos you respond to it. Grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up.
And why are you filming outside? Did your mum chuck you outside mistaking you for a lump of lard that belongs in the trash? Woops, sorry, was that insulting? Suppose I'm a racist.
And why are you filming outside? Did your mum chuck you outside mistaking you for a lump of lard that belongs in the trash? Woops, sorry, was that insulting? Suppose I'm a racist.
GINGER.|{{youtube2|redbowlking|redbowlking}} -[[rage|raeging]] and getting trolled by someone who got trolled.
GINGER.|{{yt|cu|redbowlking|redbowlking}} -[[rage|raeging]] and getting trolled by someone who got trolled.
|I want to roll you down a hill, I imagine it would look like a garbage can on fire.|{{youtube2|xxonelastliex|xxonelastliex}} -using his 10 year old imagination
|I want to roll you down a hill, I imagine it would look like a garbage can on fire.|{{yt|cu|xxonelastliex|xxonelastliex}} -using his 10 year old imagination
|[[LOL WUT|shut up ppl hes a red head n if he didn't have a soul how did he make this vid n leav red heads alone man its not funny i black hair n idk call me a freak but he's a human being not some puppet thet u can beat on so leave him alone n all red heads for tht matter]]|{{youtube2|SameeeboyFBI|SameeeboyFBI}} -[[white knight|white-knighting]]
|[[LOL WUT|shut up ppl hes a red head n if he didn't have a soul how did he make this vid n leav red heads alone man its not funny i black hair n idk call me a freak but he's a human being not some puppet thet u can beat on so leave him alone n all red heads for tht matter]]|{{yt|cu|SameeeboyFBI|SameeeboyFBI}} -[[white knight|white-knighting]]
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==Quotes by CopperCab==
===Quotes by CopperCab===
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|I don't care, you can't stop me. owl(I'll?) make videos all I want to|CopperCab trying to threaten trolls with his [[nerd rage]] and [[dyslexia]]
|I don't care, you can't stop me. owl(I'll?) make videos all I want to|CopperCab trying to threaten trolls with his [[nerd rage]] and [[dyslexia]]
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==The Many [[feces|Faces]] of CopperCab==
==The Many [[feces|Faces]] of CopperCab==
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File:copperexploitable.png|[[OH EXPLOITABLE|OH POORLY RENDERED EXPLOITABLE]]  
File:copperexploitable.png|[[OH EXPLOITABLE|OH POORLY RENDERED EXPLOITABLE]]  
File:Coppercock.PNG
File:Retard_Coppercab.jpg|[[No shit|Undeniable proof that Coppercab is a retard]].
File:Asian Copper Cab.JPG|CopperCab Impersonating Azns.
File:Asian Copper Cab.JPG|CopperCab Impersonating Azns.
File:Shadycab.PNG| The face of a believer  
File:Shadycab.PNG| The face of a believer  
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File:Soul_grabber.PNG| He's either trying to steal your soul or is going to [[fist]] his camera.  
File:Soul_grabber.PNG| He's either trying to steal your soul or is going to [[fist]] his camera.  
File:Bitches Don't Know CopperCab.jpg|Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul.
File:Bitches Don't Know CopperCab.jpg|Bitches Don't Know Bout His Soul.
File:CopperCab NO U.jpg|NO U!
File:CopperCab NO U.jpg|NO U!
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File:Mad_Coppercab.JPG|Mad Ginger is Mad.
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File:CopperCab face.jpg
File:CopperCab -- THE INTERNET - Deadly serious fucking business.png
File:Coppercabdidcolumbine.jpg
File:coppercab_belle_delphine.jpg
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== YouTube Comments ==
== YouTube Comments ==
You are bound to see these comments:
You are bound to see these comments:
*[[unfunny|U MAD?]]
*R.I.P
*R.I.P
*This isn't funny anymore.
*This isn't funny anymore.
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*FAT FUCK!
*FAT FUCK!
*You're sick of OUR Shit? Hey, Jackass....maybe if you weren't such a whiny, emo drama queen, people wouldn't be sick of YOUR shit.
*You're sick of OUR Shit? Hey, Jackass....maybe if you weren't such a whiny, emo drama queen, people wouldn't be sick of YOUR shit.
*Dear coppercab i find you to be an extremely butt-hurt nublet who plays runescape (so do i but im cool) Your just a little rage fag ginger whom rips his ideas from people >:( i fucking hate you soooooo much i cant describe me hate for you i hate your ginger ass i hate your ginger parents i hope after reading this message you will cry yourself to sleep for 5 years then die you FUCKING boob GOD im soooo pissed off just thinking about you makes me want to kill baby monkeys. Just fucking destroy your computer and burn the pieces and i want you to know you 3 are the only gingers i hate not cause your hair not cause your freckles because you FUCKING TROLL SOOOO MUCH. GO DIE IN A PIT
*[[Lol|Dear coppercab i find you to be an extremely butt-hurt nublet who plays runescape (so do i but im cool) Your just a little rage fag ginger whom rips his ideas from people >:( i fucking hate you soooooo much i cant describe me hate for you i hate your ginger ass i hate your ginger parents i hope after reading this message you will cry yourself to sleep for 5 years then die you FUCKING boob GOD im soooo pissed off just thinking about you makes me want to kill baby monkeys. Just fucking destroy your computer and burn the pieces and i want you to know you 3 are the only gingers i hate not cause your hair not cause your freckles because you FUCKING TROLL SOOOO MUCH. GO DIE IN A PIT]]
*Have you got aids from your transgendered friend?
*Have you got aids from your transgendered friend?
*I want to kill you in your fat fuck of a bed.
*I want to kill you in your fat fuck of a bed.
*If you want ginger kids then why is your transgendered partner not ginger?
*If you want ginger kids then why is your [[Jeffree Star|transgendered]] partner not ginger?
*Your a complete fail but at least your dead now!!!!
*Your a complete fail but at least your dead now!!!!
*Fuck the Fuck off you Cherry Kool-aid Haired [[Caulk|Caulksucker!]]
*Fuck the Fuck off you Cherry Kool-aid Haired [[Caulk|Caulksucker!]]
* This is what a liberal looks like
* Kill yourself fatass liberal trash
*Ginger.
And the comments you will see after his transition:
<center>{{Rainbow|LOL TRANSGINGER}}</center>
== ''Hollywood Hillbillies'' ==
[[File:CopperCab and Mema - Reelz - Hollywood Hillbillies.PNG|thumb|The stars of the show]]
[[Last Thursday|In January, 2014]], Reelz began broadcasting his [http://www.reelz.com/hillbillies/ new television show], ''Hollywood Hillbillies''. In it, he works with his agent, David Weintraub,{{Jew}} to capitalize on that e-fame while it's still less than five years old. Weintraub brought the entire family to California so we could watch this YouTube superstar [[unrealistic expectations|find work in Hollywood]] and become IRL famous. The real star of this abomination is his grandmother, "Mema", who is a typical white woman from the American South. Fat, racist and hilarious, Mema never fails to deliver lulz.
{{quote|1=Jews are too smart for manual labor|2=[http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/22/hollywood-hillbillies-tv-show-reelz-jews-manual-labor-mema/ Mema]|3=tells it like it is}}
{{quote|I had no idea the little shit could rap.|Mema|Who thinks the little shit can rap}}
In October 2015, Mikey made the trip back to Grayson, after Reelz failed to renew ''Hollywood Hillbillies'' for another season. Mikey still raps, and his music can be found at Bandcamp.com, along with several other MySpace bands not worthy of a real contract.
== Another Internet tranny ==
{{spoiler|coppernigger detrooned because no one cared}}
[[File:Claire Kittrell aka CopperCab.jpg|thumb|Claire Kittrell [[deadname|fka]] Michael Kittrell]]
Last Thursday, Michael [http://www.theladbible.com/now/news-first-video-from-gingers-have-souls-star-since-beginning-transition-20160802 came out] as a proud member of the [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome|elite club]] of the seemingly never ending stream of hideous trannies who are addicted to the Internet, [[Trolling Induced Transgenderism Syndrome|once again proving that the Internet makes you gay or a lesbian tranny]]. Ever since he adopted the name "Claire", the internet has coined the term "[[Mental illness|Transginger]]" to describe the sloppy pathetic fuckwit. Some believe that Claire is trolling what's left of his followers:
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|<youtube>Lu7bldQixnA</youtube><br /><center>'''His mother must be so proud'''</center>
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|}
== Meeting Chris-chan ==
On October 23, 2017, in a singularity of [[Faggot|faggotry]], CopperCab did an interview with [[Chris-Chan]].  He is a huge fan of the legendary creator of [[Sonichu]].  They had a great deal in common and lulz were had by the viewing audience.
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Gingecwc|background-color: #FF7777;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>aVyCPh5CxlI</youtube><br /><center>'''Singularity of Faggotry'''</center>
}}|border=#FF7777|background=#FF7777}}
|}


== Dox ==
== Gingers STILL have Souls?? ==
*Location: Washington, DC
On January 14th, 2020 (10 years after the Gingers Have Souls video), CopperTard shat out a video, saying that Ginger STILL (don't) have souls. This time, Copper is at a park, in front of a tree with [[LOLWUT|a dick drawn on it]]. This is a painfully obvious anniversary video with nothing else to be said, other than the fact his hair migrated south, turing into an unshaved shitbeard and making Mike look like a Leprechaun with Leukemia and [[Down's Syndrome]].
* UPDATE - HE PICKS IT UP AND IT WORKS! SO TROLOLOLOLOL HIM BY SAYING RANDOM THREATS! LOL!
<center><youtube>gGjg81J5SEE</youtube></center>
Phone: (202) 657-5243
{{quote|Imagine walking past this guy and seeing him screaming at a camera with his shirt up}}


== External Links ==
== Streams and CCM ==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab CopperCab] - His main channel.
Somewhere in late 2019, the day when CopperFaggot officially became too fucking [[fat]] and [[lazy]] to even go outside to yell at his camera has struck our good old Mike; so he decided that he might as well have his uncontrollable autistic tantrums at the comfort of his own mancave where the only source of light is his monitor and cheap-ass LED lights; and best of all, it's live! Copper has eventually settled on a school LARP format for his livestreams, where he would "teach" his audience about the wonderfulness that is Social Justice and how St. Patrick's Day is "[[racist]]".
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCabRS CopperCabRS]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperMomAndDad CopperMomAndDad] - A parody channel of coppercab's pretending to be his parents.
*[http://coppercab.viralprints.com/gingers-do-have-souls-432 T-Shirts] - CopperCab sells T-shirts.
*[http://twitter.com/coppercab CopperCab on Twitter]
*<s>[http://copperc.tumblr.com/ CopperCab on Tumblr]</s> ([[404 Error|404'd]])


Of course, all that while he gets interrupted by $10 donation messages that are read out by TTS, usually driving Copper into a chimpout. You'd think Copper would easily disable the TTS feature, but he's either too retarded or too much of a [[jew]] to do so. So he just chimps out about TTS donation messages sent by "Class Clowns" or "Rotten Eggs", who are really just [[retards]] who still buy into this shit, emptying their mothers' wallets for cheap lulz.
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Here's a list of wacky shit that happens on CopperFatass's streams.
* Copper performs a 2-minute-long introduction before the first donation.
* Copper reacts to a video.
* Copper simps for Belle Delphine.
* Copper fucks a toaster.
* Copper shuts off the camera and BAWWWWWs to the microphone.
* Copper gets muted; he jumps up and down in a fit of rage and spits a mixture of saliva and semen on his camera during the enitre process.
* Copper writes someone's name down on a board for every single donation with le rood message on it.
* Copper pulls out "THE BIG BOOK" (a book where keeps track of the Clowns' unforgivable crimes such as calling him a simp), especially if one's extra naughty at any given moment.
* Copper asks for "[[oneoneone|111]]"s in the chat.
* Copper calls his [[Granny|Gram]].
* Copper's sister Aubrey puts an egg on his bald shiny head.
* Copper dresses up as an orange [[Filthy Frank|Pink Guy]] clone and [https://youtu.be/rgBHcbBUf3A?t=456 twerks].
* [[Epic win|Copper ragequits.]]
==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Belle Delphine]]
* [[Troll]]
* [[Troll]]
* [[Ginger]]
* [[Ginger]]
* [[South Park]]
* [[South Park]]
* [[T.I.T.S]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Retard]]
* [[Asperger]]
* [[Fail]]
* [[Fail]]
* [[You]]
* [[You]]


== External Links ==
*{{yt|c|ginger|CopperCab}} - Main YouTube Channel
*{{yt|u|coppervision|CopperVision}} - Secondary YouTube Channel
*{{yt|c|UCSkiJBtTRowevq0tYA3iNsg|Silver Sedan}} - An archive channel for his streams.
*{{discord|alt|https://discord.gg/coppercab|discord.gg/coppercab}} - CopperCab Discord Server
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/CopperCab/209852042415076 CopperCab Facebook]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCabNew CopperCabNew] - Second Main YouTube Channel</s> (Obsolete - He previously uploaded the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIyZX_H3GVk GIVE IT BACK!!] video on this channel first)
*{{twitter|coppercab|CopperCab on Twitter}} (The [[Irony]] of it all is that he follows [[ED]] on [[twitter]])
*{{twitch|coppersalt}} CoppaToppa's latest [[Twitch]] account; Read: "Copper [[Salt]]"
*<s>[http://copperc.tumblr.com/ CopperCab on Tumblr]</s> ([[404 Error|404'd]])
*{{tiktok|copcab}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperMomAndDad CopperMomAndDad] - A parody channel of CopperCab's pretending to be his parents.
*[http://coppercab.viralprints.com/gingers-do-have-souls-432 T-Shirts] - CopperCab sells T-shirts. If you see any whiteknights wearing these, drown them in gasoline and throw a lit matchstick at them for great justice.
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Latest revision as of 18:06, 11 February 2023

Gingers DO have souls! Uh, no they don't.

CopperCab, (Powerword: Michael Tyler Kitrell; AKA CopperCunt, CopperFag, CottonCrab, Virgin Toaster Fucker, Michael Faggabon, Michael Caparella, Simpopotamus and at one point; Claire Kittrel) is a ginger, redneck-turned-SJW, simp, off again on again furry, and 33-year old yank butterton with a speech impediment, dental plan, and possibly bipolar disorder. He It is butthurt about his its lack of soul and is on a rage quest to let the world know just how gangsta a coppertop can be. Coppatoppa lets on to the public eye of the tubes that the South Park episode 'Daywalkers' 'Ginger Kids' (being srs bznz) has led it to consider an heroism. CopperCab cares to inform you that gingers, unlike Jews, have souls, and will keep making videos to demonstrate this ad nauseum. Needless to say, once the ever present, never forgetting, never forgiving viewers of yootoob and everything Nets became aware of this, the gears of the Internet Hate Machine started slowly turning, and great lulz ensued. Many EDiots are preparing for another Youtube Civil War. Below is an amalgamation of the videos which show Michael's RAEG; if you want to see an absolute mindfuck then try watching them all at the same time.



The original video.

Coppercunt is a fucking crybaby.

Gingers have souls rap.

Gingers have souls - the funk remix


No, YOU can suck it.

COPPERCAB RETURNS TO SUCK SOME GAY COCK

History of CopperCab

'Twas before November, South Park made an episode, trolling gingers. After being made fun of at school, CopperCab experiences extreme butthurt and, like any other asshat, takes his raeg out on the teh interwebz, creating his first video. After loads of butthurt from IshatOnU, CopperCab makes a second video full of screaming and how much he hates the haters. He then makes a third video, trolling more on IshatOnU. After a series of bullshit CopperCab posted a message on his YouTube page stating that he talked to IshatOnU in private, claiming that he was actually a cool guy. However, this wasn't the end of his problems. Much to the disliking of CopperCab, The internet was flooded with over 9000 remixes despite the fact that the videos had only been up for about 2 weeks. CopperCab then makes a video about how he's so angry at the remixes and that we don't have the right to make fun of him. (But he doesn't care, so it's all good.) Soon after, South Park makes an episode parodying him, following hilarity and butthurt from the ginger community. Fueled by rage and semen, CopperCab makes his 7th video, asking why the media is doing this again. This currently leaves Teh CoppaToppa Chronicles to a "To be continued..." status.

The Soulless Ginger-Fuck Himself

He's also a wapanese faggot.

CopperCab in general is a fat, soulless ginger with a dental plan who has Tourette's syndrome. He is pretty much a minor Chris-Chan clone, but isn't nearly as much of an inconsiderate fucktard. He is a newfag to life, and believes that the term "Ginger" was created last Thursday by South Park, when in reality, the word "Ginger" has been used since the dawn of man. He also believes that everyone has the right to make videos. Half of his videos are him BAAAWWWWWing about how much his life sucks, and the other half rants on about how gingers are always getting discriminated, claiming that blacks, asians, and mexicans are never called names (like nigger, rice nigger, and mexican). He usually films his videos in weird-ass places, such as an alleyway or a park. This is obviously and attempt to lure us away from the fact that he is a basement-dwelling bastard. Often times, he attempts to unite ginger colonies to zerg rush haters, while constantly referring to gingers as their own separate race. This is far from the truth as gingers do not deserve to be one separate race. He frequently denies his destiny of an heroism, claiming that if he died, haters and trolls will have victory and become winrar. He makes up having friends while also making up sob-stories to trick us into believing that he isn't an antisocial lowlife. However, his main source of lulz does not come from the above facts. No; CopperCab is an epic lolcow because of his constant random-tantrums. As said above, he has multiple personalities: one being a calm-like, troubled, ginger who only wants to make things right by informing everybody that he has gone through enough in life, while the other is a verbal Bruce Lee who will ear-rape you for your sins. During these shoops of da whoops, he will usually do hand and face motions that look so fucking weird that it just makes him evern more lulzy. The aftermath of these RAGE explosions usually results in him staring into our souls as if he was thinking of diabolical plots to steal them in his envy-fueled mind. He suffered from massive butthurt when faithful internet users mass flagged his facebook account, causing him to be banned, resulting in lulz and win.

Typical CopperCunt haiter

Sadly, as fucking stupid as CopperCab is, at least 42% of his haters are even worse. An example of this young gentleman who amazingly enough, thought it was a good idea to post a video of himself joining in on the gangbang on CopperCab to quell his own insecurities even though he is OVER 9000 times the retarded faggot that CopperCab is.

CopperCab on paper

CopperCab HATES Boxxy

On January 15, 2011, Coppercab decided that He would blame Boxxy for all his problems in life. In his new video he said that Boxxy is responsible for all the trolls that have been targeting him. He even starts crying towards the end of the video, he even goes as far to claim that Boxxy is the creator of all the trolls on the internets, and that the only reason she is back is because of cash. Also on his channel, you can see the banner at the top calling himself "King of /b/" lol. Also despite making videos of Boxxy, the beginning of the video, you will lulz moar then you will care. BAU8H

...But He Does "Love" His Gramma

Or at least, between fits of incoherent rage, he simulates it.

Coppacalypse

In a shocking turn of events, on July 20th,2011 CopperCab's account was hacked by another dickless and possibly soulless vampire who won't even show his face. The video the posted by the UBER 1337 HAX0R was a tutorial of how to put on a condom, and is probably his painfully unfunny attempt at trying to be funny.

This meant CopperFaggot could no longer post videos of himself screaming incoherently at a camera while jumping around like a five year old with a temper tantrum. So CopperCab did what any fat ginger was capable of, and cried to his scary grandma about the hacker.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

But beware CopperHacker. Because you have messed with one super angry firecrotch, and with all his rage, Coppercab will strike back and a chain of events will lead to the Rise of the Planet of the Gingers. But in reality, Copper Cab makes a video of himself crying like a bitch over how the hacker won't give him his account back. However it's most likely just a publicity stunt just like the rest of his videos.

Since CopperFaggot's main channel got hacked, many other faggots made videos white-knighting their fat ginger king by telling the hacker to give CopperCab his account back, so he could continue making videos of his assburgers fuelled rage. But in the end, Michael got his account back, free to spread more of his faggotry onto the internet.




Yet another underage kid white-knighting CopperCab.

Underage christfag who thinks CopperCab is a pretty nice guy.

Fat white-knight.

Another fatty.

CopperCab's Girlfriend

THAR SHE BLOWS!
KILL IT BEFORE SHE LAYS EGGS!

Lauren, who goes by the YouTube username 'IrenicHippyKin' has the intelligence equal to that of a rock and has the body of a monstrous hambeast, but yet, is still too good for CopperCab. Sadly enough, all her videos were baleeted by someone with UBER L33T HAX0RS, In the end, she says he was a pretty cool guy (no, srsly).

After cutting her wrists in her bathroom from extreme butthurt due to those darn trolls saying nasty things like, "MAN THE HARPOONS", she returned in front her camera to answer some questions her fans have been dying to ask and to talk about her life and opinions on things. Lauren shows off how much of a Hippie she is by using such vocabulary such as "Aura" and "We are children of the Earth" and saying that when she is sitting on the ground, she feels connected with the Earth, which we all know means that she is a sick fuck with Dirt Fetish. She also has a need to discuss these deep, meaningful topics with someone who understands her, which only applies to people who are batshit insane.

In the end, Lauren and Micheal finally had their inevitable Earth-shattering breakup and still continued to remain a bloated land whale; eventually discovering that her videos were being featured here on ED, leading to her removing all her videos, in a desperate attempt to cover up her whale shaped tracks. To this day, Lauren has done fuck all apart from post pointless bullshit on herTumblr and occasionally posts bullshit of equal importance on her  irenichippykin.

The Morality Club

The Morality Club is a channel organised by Michael and his friends. He explains that the channel will revolve around him and his christfag friends talking about what to do and what not to do and instilling good morals, because the current generation doesn't care about that. He says that a lot of people need this because they shouldn't be making fun of a ginger faggot who screams at a camera about his shitty world views because that's bad morals and it hurts his feelings. Their first video was supposed to release on July 1st, 2012, but nothing has happened to this day.

Southern Redneck Incest

In this video, Coppercab strongly hints that he had a sexual relation with his second cousin at a family reunion. Akin to stereotypical redneckness, he has a cool jacket with no shirt, and justifies his incestuous relationship.

CopperCab Fun Facts

This is an artist`s drawing of how the should-have-been-aborted, Youtube abomination CopperCab was ACTUALLY conceived!! Too bad his mom didn`t take any contraceptives!
  • CopperCab has multiple personalities, one being a non-racist christian ginger and the other a straight up nigra ginger dat needs sum chikins
  • CopperCab gots the same rights as everyone on yootoob
  • CopperCab can make videos whenever, and however he wants
  • CopperCab don't care what you say, so get outta here!
  • Coppercab has contemplated suicide.
  • Coppercab's favorite genre of music is rap, next to DUBSTEP; HE FUCKING LOVES DUBSTEP
  • CopperCab knows it's not okay to make fun of niggers and spics despite once making an impersonation of Milo Yiannopoulos sucking a Big Black Cock. (Here).
  • CopperCab has big lips like a dick suckin' BAWWWWWWWin' nigra
  • CopperCab's favorite food is ShitMcNuggets.
  • CopperCab believes that the stereotype for gingers is some new shit that just happened yesterday
  • CopperCab doesn't give a fuck if you think his singing is bad
  • CopperCab just wants us all to get along...FAG!
  • CopperCab is a ginger and proud of it
  • CopperCab like all gingers, lacks a soul, he also lacks a gallbladder
  • CopperCab has a message for all you fuckin' haters out there. Alright bro? Alright broskies?
  • CopperCab puts up with enough shit at school! and doesn't deserve to be treated like crap
  • CopperCab thinks South Park is serious business
  • CopperCab knows you want him to stop making videos, but HES NOT GANNA!!!!
  • CopperCab is fucking fat, so if he's in any way Irish he sure as hell has no idea what a potato famine is
  • CopperCab needs to get laid!
  • CopperCab can bite back. (gromph)
  • CopperCab is just doin' his own thing, man!
  • CopperCab hates the fact that y'all misconstroood, the fucking video.
  • CopperCab knows we wouldn't understand his depression
  • CopperCab likes to rage like a ragefag.
  • CopperCab hates Boxxy.
  • CopperCab is a humanoid based meme given life.
  • CopperCab has a crush on Sharon
  • CopperCab believes that niggas can say nigga, but whites can't.
  • CopperCab thinks he can say ginger, but daywalkers and sane people can't.
  • CopperCab dresses up as characters from 'Alice in Wonderland'
  • CopperCab thinks you're his "Broski's."
  • CopperCab enjoys Uwe Boll movies.
  • CopperCab is a contributor to The Eunuch Archive.
  • CopperCab plays Runescape
  • CopperCab is a failtroll.
  • CopperCab loves pumkins. Gaaaawd.
  • CopperCab gave up on equality for gingers because he's now stalking a girl and thinks its a better use of his time.
  • CopperCab thinks the girl he's stalking is his girlfriend.
  • CopperCab has no real friends because of his internet dramaz.
  • CopperCab is still in high school even thou he's like 21 he still pretends he's only 18.
  • CopperCab's Twitter and dumblr accounts are SJW Hellholes spreading the cancer that is killing the internet.
  • CopperCab is racist.
  • CopperCab is a Nazi.
  • CopperCab is Hitler's grandson and wishes for the extermination of every other race on the earth except Gingers.
  • CopperCab's parents made videos stealing his camera and SUPPORTING him to curse! Way to go parents!
  • CopperCab thinks he can make up laws and spread them via is videos.
  • CopperCab doesn't have a penis, it's true he admitted it!
  • CopperCab thinks wimminz are the stronger sex.
  • CopperCab accidentally (or on purpose) spits on the camera lens at least once every video. (It's true!)
  • CopperCab isn't an actor.
  • CopperCab fucked his second cousin.
  • CopperCab fucked a toaster.

Parodies arounds teh Internetz


Notable Quotables

   
 
i'de rather be dead like a lump on a log, then red in the head like a dick on a dog
 

 
 

bestcarbonparts -practicing his rhymin' skillz

   
 
Eh yeah, I just wanted to say fuck you. You think you're the only person who gets a few jokes fired at them? Try being blonde and having tits so this automatically makes you some sort of meat?

The reason you're getting the piss taken out of you is cos you respond to it. Grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up. And why are you filming outside? Did your mum chuck you outside mistaking you for a lump of lard that belongs in the trash? Woops, sorry, was that insulting? Suppose I'm a racist. GINGER.
 


 
 

redbowlking -raeging and getting trolled by someone who got trolled.

   
 
I want to roll you down a hill, I imagine it would look like a garbage can on fire.
 

 
 

xxonelastliex -using his 10 year old imagination


Quotes by CopperCab

   
 
I don't care, you can't stop me. owl(I'll?) make videos all I want to
 

 
 

—CopperCab trying to threaten trolls with his nerd rage and dyslexia

   
 
I got a message for all you haters! All right, bro!? ALL RIGHT, BROSKIS?!
 

 
 

—CopperCab

   
 
I've contemplated suicide.
 

 
 

—CopperCab, potential an hero 2010?

   
 
I'm red haired! I have red hair! I got red hair, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
 

 
 

—CopperCab

   
 
Everyone else gets respect! I mean, white people, black people, Mexicans, EVERYONE!
 

 
 

—CopperCab, on thinking Gingers are a race

   
 
So..yeah...don't fricken be like that okay?
 

 
 

—CopperCab, failing at rage

   
 
...AND I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP!!! But RAP is awsome too.
 

 
 

—CopperCab

   
 
....If you think i don't have a soul you tell me... otherwise fuck you
 

 
 

—CopperCab

   
 
GINGERS HAVE SOULS!... I go to church, I'm a Christian
 

 
 

—CopperCab, expressing his beliefs

   
 
You're not god. WOOWOOBOOHOOBOWO. WOOHOOBOWOOWBHOO!
 

 
 

—CopperCab having a seizure

   
 
If I can't go around the halls calling black people mexicans and all these chinese people...anyone bad names, then they shouldn't be able to call me a bad name! They shouldn't be able to call me ginger!
 

 
 

—CopperCab, on thinking "ginger" is an insult

   
 
I'm gonna keep making videos..BUTNOTFORYOUHATERS!
 

 
 

—CopperCab, on not being able to use spaces

   
 
You know what..I'm done making this video..cause y'all PROBABLYJUSTHATEONMESOMEMORE!!
 

 
 

—CopperCab 1/2 way through the video.

   
 
Black people can call themselves whatever they want, but no one else can. Mexicans can call themselves whatever they want, but no one else can. Well you know what? I think I should be able to call myself whatever I want, but no one else can! THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!!! And if you feel different about that..I DON'T CARE, CAUSE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
 

 
 

—CopperCab making a valid point

   
 
(chargin lazars)I'm not gonna let you get one over on me, I'm gonna keep making videos. You can hate on me all you want, tell me to stop making videos.(and FIRE!) I'M NOT GANNA!
 

 
 

—CopperCab expressing his opinions, and being dyslexic

   
 
WADAAFAUGHWASTHAT??!?!?
 

 
 

—Epic rage ensues

   
 
You're the original reason we were started to make fun of! But no! You have to go and mock us AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNN!!
 

 
 

—Coppercab showing his definition of the word moar.

   
 
WTF IS THIS SHIT ABOUT ME BEING DEAD?! I'M NOT DEAD!
 

 
 

—Coppercab trying to lie to himself about suicide

   
 
You're turning me into bullshit, making me out to be some sort of JOKE!!!!!! I'm not, I'm not a joke......*Blinks*....I can blink, I CAN BLINK!!
 

 
 

LOL WUT

The Many Faces of CopperCab

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YouTube Comments

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Hollywood Hillbillies

The stars of the show

In January, 2014, Reelz began broadcasting his new television show, Hollywood Hillbillies. In it, he works with his agent, David Weintraub, to capitalize on that e-fame while it's still less than five years old. Weintraub brought the entire family to California so we could watch this YouTube superstar find work in Hollywood and become IRL famous. The real star of this abomination is his grandmother, "Mema", who is a typical white woman from the American South. Fat, racist and hilarious, Mema never fails to deliver lulz.

   
 
Jews are too smart for manual labor
 

 
 

Mema, tells it like it is

   
 
I had no idea the little shit could rap.
 

 
 

—Mema, Who thinks the little shit can rap

In October 2015, Mikey made the trip back to Grayson, after Reelz failed to renew Hollywood Hillbillies for another season. Mikey still raps, and his music can be found at Bandcamp.com, along with several other MySpace bands not worthy of a real contract.

Another Internet tranny

Claire Kittrell fka Michael Kittrell

Last Thursday, Michael came out as a proud member of the elite club of the seemingly never ending stream of hideous trannies who are addicted to the Internet, once again proving that the Internet makes you gay or a lesbian tranny. Ever since he adopted the name "Claire", the internet has coined the term "Transginger" to describe the sloppy pathetic fuckwit. Some believe that Claire is trolling what's left of his followers:


His mother must be so proud

Meeting Chris-chan

On October 23, 2017, in a singularity of faggotry, CopperCab did an interview with Chris-Chan. He is a huge fan of the legendary creator of Sonichu. They had a great deal in common and lulz were had by the viewing audience.


Singularity of Faggotry

Gingers STILL have Souls??

On January 14th, 2020 (10 years after the Gingers Have Souls video), CopperTard shat out a video, saying that Ginger STILL (don't) have souls. This time, Copper is at a park, in front of a tree with a dick drawn on it. This is a painfully obvious anniversary video with nothing else to be said, other than the fact his hair migrated south, turing into an unshaved shitbeard and making Mike look like a Leprechaun with Leukemia and Down's Syndrome.

   
 
Imagine walking past this guy and seeing him screaming at a camera with his shirt up
 

 
 

Streams and CCM

Somewhere in late 2019, the day when CopperFaggot officially became too fucking fat and lazy to even go outside to yell at his camera has struck our good old Mike; so he decided that he might as well have his uncontrollable autistic tantrums at the comfort of his own mancave where the only source of light is his monitor and cheap-ass LED lights; and best of all, it's live! Copper has eventually settled on a school LARP format for his livestreams, where he would "teach" his audience about the wonderfulness that is Social Justice and how St. Patrick's Day is "racist".

Of course, all that while he gets interrupted by $10 donation messages that are read out by TTS, usually driving Copper into a chimpout. You'd think Copper would easily disable the TTS feature, but he's either too retarded or too much of a jew to do so. So he just chimps out about TTS donation messages sent by "Class Clowns" or "Rotten Eggs", who are really just retards who still buy into this shit, emptying their mothers' wallets for cheap lulz.

Here's a list of wacky shit that happens on CopperFatass's streams.

  • Copper performs a 2-minute-long introduction before the first donation.
  • Copper reacts to a video.
  • Copper simps for Belle Delphine.
  • Copper fucks a toaster.
  • Copper shuts off the camera and BAWWWWWs to the microphone.
  • Copper gets muted; he jumps up and down in a fit of rage and spits a mixture of saliva and semen on his camera during the enitre process.
  • Copper writes someone's name down on a board for every single donation with le rood message on it.
  • Copper pulls out "THE BIG BOOK" (a book where keeps track of the Clowns' unforgivable crimes such as calling him a simp), especially if one's extra naughty at any given moment.
  • Copper asks for "111"s in the chat.
  • Copper calls his Gram.
  • Copper's sister Aubrey puts an egg on his bald shiny head.
  • Copper dresses up as an orange Pink Guy clone and twerks.
  • Copper ragequits.

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