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Latest revision as of 13:49, 9 November 2015
Apparently, I'm supposed to believe Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey and some other black persons conspired to take down Chappelle.
The Site
The information is presented very well, but then again, you can polish a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.
The site still hasn't updated when Dave returned, maybe he realized his information is bullshit, or no one would believe him anymore?
Or maybe the Dark Crusaders got him? ZOMG!
Topical Lyrics
I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
But I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!
See Also
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