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[[file:jada.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The picture that started it all. You can ''[[literally]]'' see the cum dripping off of her face.]]
[[file:jada.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The original #Jadapose.]]


''This article is about some darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|here]].''
:''This article is about some nameless darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|here]].''


'''Jada''' is the alias of a [[Whore|girl]] who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "[[drunk|drugged]]" and "[[sex|raped]]" and had a [[noodz|picture]] of her "[[lie|rape]]" posted online and turned into a [[gay|meme]].


'''[[whore|Jada]]''' is the alias of a girl who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "[[drunk|drugged]]" and "[[sex|raped]]" and had a [[noodz|picture]] of her "[[lie|rape]]" posted online and turned into a [[gay|meme]].
You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because, in reality, Jada is certainly just a dumb, black ho who got wasted, sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then ''several months later'', after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, experienced [[troll's remorse|slut's remorse]] and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of [[Lolwut|drugging her Kool-aid]] at the party.  


You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because in reality Jada is probably just a dumb, black ho who got wasted and sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then ''several months later'', after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, regretted being a slut and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of [[Lolwut|drugging her Kool-aid]] at the party. In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was sticking his white dick into a black, jungle niggress.
In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was catching a case of jungle fever.




==The "Criminal"==
==The "Criminal"==
[[File:Whiteboylaflare.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Our hero]]


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[[File:Jada's Whiteboylaflare.jpeg|thumb|left|270px|Hood rich hustler Whiteboy Laflare.]]
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[[File:Whiteboylaflare.jpg|thumb|left|270px|Rape rap pays, bitch!]]
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As you can see, our hero (a [[wigger]] known as "Innel" or "WhiteBoyLaflare") not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become [[internet famous]], and promote his promising rap career.


Not only does he not give a fuck, he literally wrote a rap about it.
As you can see, our hero, a [[wigger]] known as "WhiteBoyLaflare" ([[Powerword|Innel Yahia]]), not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become [[internet famous]], and promote his extremely promising rap career.




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Not only that, but when some butthurt feminist told him on twitter that "You must have a really small dick if you feel the need to put down girls" Laflare unleashed his 8 inch monster dong and posted it to shut her up. Sadly we can't repost it here since he's 17, but take our word, it was the kind of dong that any feminist would be glad to be "raped" by.


==#Jadapose==
==#Jadapose==
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Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the post-[[Elliot Rodger]] hashtag {{hashtag|YesAllWomen}}, tried to offset this by creating other tags called {{hashtag|JadaCounterPose}} and {{hashtag|JusticeForJada}}, but that of course only made things more hilarious.
Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the [[Elliot Rodger]] hashtag {{hashtag|YesAllWomen}}, tried to offset this by jumping on the [[bandwagon]] with about ten different tags like {{hashtag|JadaCounterPose}}, {{hashtag|JusticeForJada}}, {{hashtag|StandWithJada}}, {{hashtag|ThisIsMyJadaPose}} and even Jada herself decided to try and use this for attention by making a {{hashtag|IAMJADA}} hashtag. However, all of that of course only made things more hilarious and drew more easy to troll crowds.
 


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'''^LOL fag'''
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'''^[[whiteknight|LOL fag]]'''
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[[Anonymous|Anonymoose]] is also [http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/07/17/3461404/jada-fight-back/ getting mentioned] in the media buzz regarding the cyber-bullying of the incident and is expected to go the [[#OpRollRedRoll]] route of handling the alleged rapist. [[KYAnonymous|Deric Lostutter]] and WhiteboyLaflare will likely record rap disses about each other until [[Lil B]] comes in and buries them both.


==Jadapose Dance==
==Jadapose Dance==


Not only did niggas make a meme out of this, they made a dance... Well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some of these are actually legit. See for yourself.
Not only did [[Niggers|people]] make a meme out of this, they made a [[LOL|dance]]... well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some are actually [[OC|legit]].  
 
It's only a matter of time before the Jadapose dance craze will sweep the nation like the next [[Gangnam Style]].




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==Russian Bootleg Version==
Of course the [[Russians]] attempted to emulate the Americans with this trend. Unlike Jada, the girl in these photos is of age, and at least she's white in this case.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
 
[[File:Jada face.jpg|thumb|right|HD version.]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Almost raped]]
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==External Links==
==External Links==


*[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/07/10/_jadapose_a_disgusting_twitter_hashtag_spreads_in_response_to_a_houston.html A <s>disgusting</s> hilarious hashtag spreads in response to drunk party nigra pics]
*{{twitter|WhiteboyLaFlare}}
*{{hashtag|Jadapose}}
*{{facebook|hashtag/jadapose|#Jadapose}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/jadas-sexual-assault-case|Jada's sexual assault case}}
*[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/07/10/_jadapose_a_disgusting_twitter_hashtag_spreads_in_response_to_a_houston.html A <s>disgusting</s> hilarious hashtag spreads in response to pics of unconscious <s>party</s> animal]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688006/Rape-victim-16-spoke-photos-assault-spread-online-trolled-sick-internet-users-copying-pose-collapsed-in.html Teenage girl mocked on the internet over trendy rape pose]




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Latest revision as of 23:13, 22 August 2024

The original #Jadapose.
This article is about some nameless darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go here.

Jada is the alias of a girl who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "drugged" and "raped" and had a picture of her "rape" posted online and turned into a meme.

You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because, in reality, Jada is certainly just a dumb, black ho who got wasted, sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then several months later, after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, experienced slut's remorse and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of drugging her Kool-aid at the party.

In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was catching a case of jungle fever.


The "Criminal"

Hood rich hustler Whiteboy Laflare.
Rape rap pays, bitch!


As you can see, our hero, a wigger known as "WhiteBoyLaflare" (Innel Yahia), not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become internet famous, and promote his extremely promising rap career.


Not only that, but when some butthurt feminist told him on twitter that "You must have a really small dick if you feel the need to put down girls" Laflare unleashed his 8 inch monster dong and posted it to shut her up. Sadly we can't repost it here since he's 17, but take our word, it was the kind of dong that any feminist would be glad to be "raped" by.

#Jadapose

Events turned truly lulzy when, instead of sympathizing with the "rape" victim, people used her nudes to start a photo trend on twitter called #Jadapose. Only, unlike planking, owling, and all that other gay shit, this one is actually funny, like Trayvoning.


Hit that Jada pose About missing Pics
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Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the Elliot Rodger hashtag #YesAllWomen, tried to offset this by jumping on the bandwagon with about ten different tags like #JadaCounterPose, #JusticeForJada, #StandWithJada, #ThisIsMyJadaPose and even Jada herself decided to try and use this for attention by making a #IAMJADA hashtag. However, all of that of course only made things more hilarious and drew more easy to troll crowds.


^LOL fag


Anonymoose is also getting mentioned in the media buzz regarding the cyber-bullying of the incident and is expected to go the #OpRollRedRoll route of handling the alleged rapist. Deric Lostutter and WhiteboyLaflare will likely record rap disses about each other until Lil B comes in and buries them both.

Jadapose Dance

Not only did people make a meme out of this, they made a dance... well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some are actually legit.

It's only a matter of time before the Jadapose dance craze will sweep the nation like the next Gangnam Style.



Hit that #JadaPose


Rape 'em, rape them hoes


Hit that #JadaPose


Rape 'em, rape them hoes


Even white boys can do it


Girls too


Rape is always funny


Video Proving the Bitch Be Crazy

Unbeknown to Jada, the "rapist" recorded one of her conversations with him after the "rape" and sent a copy to some homo nigger vlogger. The butthurt moralfags are pretending it doesn't prove anything, but you can clearly hear her having a friendly conversation with her alleged abuser, where her friend is heard in the background verifying that he never touched her and that she threw herself at some other dude, before vowing revenge for posting her noodz.


Russian Bootleg Version

Of course the Russians attempted to emulate the Americans with this trend. Unlike Jada, the girl in these photos is of age, and at least she's white in this case.

See Also

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