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[[File:CharlieKirk-keepSuckin.png|300px|right|thumb|<center>give me head 'til i'm dead</center>]]
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[[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's Heart</center>]]
[[File:Democrat insensitivity.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.]]


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'''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named [[Tyler Robinson]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong" after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's will-be-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.


[[File:Charlie Kirk a true patriot.jpg|right|250px]]
Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his "Prove Me Wrong" revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.


'''Charlie Kirk''' [[Powerword|Charles James Kirk]] (Whose Parents were obviously [[Star Trek]] Fanboys; '''October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025''') was a [[MAGA]] patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a [[Faggot|Gay]], Tranny loving [[Pervert]] named [[Tyler Robinson]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|Ironic]] statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading ''Prove Me Wrong'' after talking about [[Gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for [[Gravity]] because clever [[Art|Performance Art]] or [[English|Literary Statements]] are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, [[Furry|Furry's]] reasoning.
Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a 30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode "Got a Nut", which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].


Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his '''Prove Me Wrong''' revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|Libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], there are only two genders. '''XX''' being a real female and '''XY''' being a real male or that [[Abortion]] is equal to murder.  Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[Pwn]] were put up on his website ''"The Charlie Kirk Show"'' so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.
His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere "it was just so awful" comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.


Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until he bravely stopped a 30-06 round with his neck that was fired from a [[Germany|German]] made, [[WWII]] issued Mauser Model 98, (Now this is irony), or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode, ''Got A Nut,'' that Comedy Central, like a [[Pussy]] whipped cuck has completely taken out of the [[Tv]] channel's rotation because of. . . [[Feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed so take that [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].
The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its "Professor Watchlist" where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.


His [[Dead|Death]] would have been like so many [[School Shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every one of both sides of the political news wall got the ''"It Was Just So Awful"'', insincere comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck at 15, [[Liberal|Dirty Hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|Nuclear]] level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave stone and posting it on many of the [[Internets|Internet's]] media sites like [[Jewtube]] or far left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|Kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Wal-Mart]] women's bath room with the hopes of getting some [[Loli]] action.
As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream "I can't breathe".


The great legacy that Charlie left behind is '''Turning Point USA''' that is known for, actually famous for its ''Professor Watchlist'' where right sided people can [[Dox]] left leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture phone number and office hours.  TPUSA is also known, in a distant second, for going onto School and University campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Ubermensch.
== Turning Point USA ==


As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream, ''"I can't breathe."''
[[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]
 
[[File:Professor Wathlist logo.png|right|250px]]
 
'''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's <s>[[scam]]</s> nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.
 
Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site '''Professor Watchlist''', a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.
 
Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]] that despises homos and [[trannies]], saying that they will burn in [[Hell]] on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that [[abortion]] is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds.
 
Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like [[heroin]] and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.
 
Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.
 
Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] cooking their books.
 
Not all of the cash was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American [[Wimmins|woman]]'s place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snapped his fingers.
 
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== Erika Kirk ==
 
[[File:Erika Frantzve, Miss Arizona USA.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.]]
 
[[File:Erika Kirk 2025.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.]]
 
'''Erika Lane Kirk''' (née '''Frantzve'''; born November 20, 1988), is your average overindulged, mid-looking, shallow little [[Money|rich girl]] that thought that by winning a beauty contest, she'd have the power to change the world.  Much like 90% of all beauty contest winners that can be there because her family has the money to buy body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses, and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 [[wimmins]] that are better looking than her in under five minutes.


==Assassination conspiracy theories==
==Assassination conspiracy theories==
[[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|Need I say more?]]
[[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|Need I say more?{{Jew}}]]
Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:
Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:


* That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.
* That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.
* That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either remarry or earn money, fame, or [[Freedom|other personal gain]].
* That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].
** That either [[Jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.
** That either [[Jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.
* That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.
* That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.
** That the [[Party Van|FBI]] was responsible for the assassination.
** That the [[Party Van|FBI]] was responsible for the assassination.
*** That [[Jew|Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4rRPkyjVY since Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident].
*** That [[Jew|Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4rRPkyjVY since Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident].
**** That [[Groyper|Groypers]] [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].
**** That [[Groyper|Groypers]]{{Nazi}} [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].
***** That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination.
***** That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination.
* That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas.]'''
* That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas.]'''
* That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.
* That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.
* That all of the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were either [[Party Van|Feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].
* That all the students and staff present at Utah Valley University that day were actually either [[Party Van|Feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].
** That Tyler Robinson was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
** That Tyler Robinson was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
*** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
*** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
**** That '''Charlie himself''' was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
*[https://x.com/FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824 That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or an hint that it'll happen soon].
*[https://x.com/FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824 That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or an hint that it'll happen soon].
* That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrat|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].


==Videos==
==Videos==
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|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is
|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not
|[[File:CharlieKirkFortnite.mp4|640px|center]]Fortnite
|[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|640px|center]]Girl he ain't gonna let u hit
|<youtube>fkfKRge2DWE</youtube>Minecraft
|[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|640px|center]][[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley|Ashley Graves]]
|[[File:KirkFloydJunko.mp4|640px|center]]Who's burning in Hell the hardest?
|<youtube>fkfKRge2DWE</youtube><br>Minecraft
}}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}
}}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good
File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.
File:CharlieKirk-cool.png
File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg
File:CharlieKirk-morowind.jpg|Reload save file
File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.
File:CharlieKirk-youDontLikeIsrael.jpg|cirtified [[Cockmongler]].
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File:CharlieKirk-friends4eva.png|Mommy says you're safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven
File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.
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File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png
File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png
File:CharlieKirk-bigHead.jpg
File:CharlieKirk-tf2.jpeg
File:CharlieKirk-inIsrael.jpg|[[irony|He kissed the wall so that the Jew would not face him against it.]]
File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.
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File:Kirkjak.jpg
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What the [[twink|shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.
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File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.
File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.
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File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|Average [[MAGA]] influencer's reaction to Charlie's death
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Conspiracy Alert
The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.
POLITICAL VIOLENCE
   
 
I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
 

 
 

—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself

   
 
Counting or not counting gang violence?
 

 
 

—Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot

Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.

Charles James Kirk (October 14, 1993 – September 10, 2025) was a MAGA patriot that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone until a gay, tranny-loving pervert named Tyler Robinson decided to shut him up once and for all and made the accidental ironic statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong" after talking about gun violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's will-be-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for gravity because clever performance art and literary statements are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay furry's reasoning.

Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his "Prove Me Wrong" revivals that were designed to get libtards into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that America was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the Bible, only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and abortion being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for Hell. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the idiots that he could easily pwn were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.

Most people in America probably didn't even know he walked on this Earth until his neck bravely stopped a 30-06 round that was fired from a German-made, WWII-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 South Park episode "Got a Nut", which Comedy Central, like a pussy-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the TV channel's rotation because muh feelings. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, Copper - Mister Crime Stopper.

His death would've been like so many school shootings and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere "it was just so awful" comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 dirty hippies that think that they are rocking the establishment with a nuclear-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the internet's media sites like JewTube, or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the kids that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a Walmart women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some loli action.

The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its "Professor Watchlist" where right-wingers can dox left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only God Emperor Trump for what he is, Nietzsche's Übermensch.

As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful Trump supporter is most likely burning in Hell with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream "I can't breathe".

Turning Point USA

Turning Point USA was Charlie Kirk's scam nonprofit organization that trolled high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding weak-minded and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into neo-Reaganites that will consistently vote Republican and believe that they can get rich if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.

Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point USA is best known for launching its daughter site Professor Watchlist, a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to dox professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote communism, socialism, and the ideas of Che Guevara that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like Cuba would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.

Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes that despises homos and trannies, saying that they will burn in Hell on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that abortion is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their liberal-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds.

Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like heroin and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, witchcraft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 cars, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the Christian path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that perverts, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.

Professor Watchlist does this through the art of doxing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like dickgirls fit into subjects like Shakespeare.

Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with hookers and blow while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the IRS cooking their books.

Not all of the cash was spent on drugs, sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American woman's place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a sammich and a beer when he snapped his fingers.

Erika Kirk

Erika Kirk, Miss Arizona 2012.
Erika Kirk in 2025. The Botox and painted on eyebrows aren't really doing anything for her.

Erika Lane Kirk (née Frantzve; born November 20, 1988), is your average overindulged, mid-looking, shallow little rich girl that thought that by winning a beauty contest, she'd have the power to change the world. Much like 90% of all beauty contest winners that can be there because her family has the money to buy body enhancements, expensive gowns and dresses, and a professional makeup artist, you can walk down the street and find 10 wimmins that are better looking than her in under five minutes.

Assassination conspiracy theories

Need I say more?

Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:

Videos

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Charlie Kirk jokes

   
 
It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.
 

 
 

   
 
Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.

 

 
 

   
 
What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.

 

 
 

   
 
If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,
Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”

 

 
 

   
 
Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?
He always finds the far right.

 

 
 

   
 
The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.

 

 
 

   
 
Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
 

 
 

   
 
Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..
…before going into a PVP zone.

 

 
 

   
 
I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,
Somebody had to put their neck on the line.

 

 
 

   
 
Turn and Point USA.
 

 
 

   
 
They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.
The Israelis have offered to shoot it.

 

 
 

   
 
“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.
“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.

 

 
 

   
 
If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.
 

 
 

   
 
Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.
But in the end, he leaned a little left.

 

 
 

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Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

Alt-rightAnarchyCapitalismCentrismCommunismConservatismCyanismDemocratHippieLiberalismLibertarianismMiltopismNaziNihilismNeo-conPacifismRepublicanReconquistaSocialismStoner GuruTory

Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

AbortionArab SpringBahrainBarron TrumpBirthCISPADeath penaltyDrugsEnvironmentalismGaysGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleGirlfriendsMarijuana AddictionGround Zero MosqueMarijuana AddictionMass ShootingGun controlGunsHealthcare (2) (3)• HomelessHousing CrisisHuntingIceslaveIranMarriageMiller TestMiltopiaNAUPimpin'RacismShoesTaxesTerrorismUnemploymentWarWelfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

AhmadinejadAkinAOCB.AllenG. AllenAngleAshburnBachmannBhuttoBin LadenH.BidenJ.BidenBlagojevichBlairBoehnerG.BrownS.BrownBunningJim TraficantDubya BushGeorge H. W. BushBurrByrdCainCameronChavezCheCheneyChomskyChretienChurchillClintonClinton IIChelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton CleggCohenColemanCorbynCowgerCraigCthulhuCunninghamCurtisD'AlemaDeanDelayDuterteDwyerEdwardsFaganFiorinaFoleyGerald FordRob FordGellerGillardGingrichGiulianiGonzalesGoreGrahamGravelGreeneGriffinHagueHansonHardingHarperHarrisHitlerHowardHuckabeeHusseinJacksonJamesJidetteJohnsonJohnson, BorisKennedyLaRoucheLBJLottKerryKindKissingerKucinichLewinskyLiebermanLimbaughLoughnerMajorMarceaux.comMarxMcBerryMcCainMcConnellMcHenryMcKinneyMercerMichael BloombergMooreMorocco MoleMussoliniNaderNixonObamaO'DonnellOsbornePainePaladinoPalinPaulPelosiPencePerryPinochetPrittPutinQuahQuayleRasanskyReaganRendellRiceRobertsonRomneyRoveRuddRumsfeldRyanSaakashviliSandersSantorumSchumerSchwarzeneggerSharptonCyril SmithJacqui SmithSpitzerStevensStranahanSupremeTaitzThatcherThompsonThorleyTPMMuckraker MoleTrudeauTrumpVanceVenturaVitterWalzWarsiWashingtonWaxmanWeinerWestWilliamsWilsonWolfowitzXXenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third PartyBlack BlocDramacratic PartyHard PartyLemon PartyLiberal Party of AustraliaNorth American DONG PartyOBAMACORNSocialist Workers PartyPirate PartyZapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government ShutdownBlaming ChinaCaptain Nigga DefendaCloward Piven StrategyCritical race theoryCuckservativesDemockeryDoomsday ClockG20 Toronto LollercaustLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberal guiltMacaca#NotMySuperbowlChampsOccupy DemocratsOperation LemonpartyRaped StatisticsThe ResistanceUpworthyWunderground

See also: 2012 Elections2016 Presidential Elections2020 Presidential Elections2024 USA Presidential ElectionsInternet PoliticsPizzaGatePolitical communitiesRoe v. Wade

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