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[[File:CharlieKirk-keepSuckin.png|300px|right|thumb|<center>give me head 'til i'm dead</center>]]
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'''Charles [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''' (October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025) was a [[MAGA]] patriot that some accused of being a [[Rush Limbaugh]] clone until a [[Faggot|gay]], tranny-loving [[pervert]] named [[Tyler Robinson]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|ironic]] statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong" after talking about [[gun]] violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's will-be-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for [[gravity]] because clever [[Art|performance art]] and [[English|literary statements]] are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay [[furry]]'s reasoning.


[[File:Charlie Kirk a true patriot.jpg|right|250px]]
Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his "Prove Me Wrong" revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and [[abortion]] being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[pwn]] were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.


'''Charlie Kirk''' [[Powerword|Charles James Kirk]] (Whose Parents were obviously [[Star Trek]] Fanboys) '''October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025''' was a [[MAGA]] patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a [[Faggot|Gay]], Tranny loving [[Pervert]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|Ironic]] statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading ''Prove Me Wrong'' after talking about [[Gun]] violence. The shooter, '''Tyler Robinson''', was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for [[Gravity]] because clever [[Art|Performance Art]] or [[English|Literary Statements]] are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, [[Furry|Furry's]] reasoning.
Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until his neck bravely stopped a 30-06 round that was fired from a [[Germany|German]]-made, [[WWII]]-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode "Got a Nut", which Comedy Central, like a [[pussy]]-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the [[TV]] channel's rotation because muh [[feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].


Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his '''Prove Me Wrong''' revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|Libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], there are only two genders. '''XX''' being a real female and '''XY''' being a real male or that [[Abortion]] is equal to murder.  Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[Pwn]] were put up on his website ''"The Charlie Kirk Show"'' so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.
His [[death]] would've been like so many [[school shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere "it was just so awful" comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 [[Liberal|dirty hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|nuclear]]-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the [[internet]]'s media sites like [[JewTube]], or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Walmart]] women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some [[loli]] action.


Most people in [[America]] probably didn't even know he walked on this [[Earth]] until he bravely stopped a 30-06 round with his neck that was fired from a [[Germany|German]] made, [[WWII]] issued Mauser Model 98, (Now this is irony), or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 [[South Park]] episode, ''Got A Nut,'' that Comedy Central, like a [[Pussy]] whipped cuck has completely taken out of the [[Tv]] channel's rotation because of. . . [[Feelings]]. The episode can still be streamed so take that [[Police|Copper - Mister Crime Stopper]].
The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its "Professor Watchlist" where right-wingers can [[dox]] left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Übermensch.


His [[Dead|Death]] would have been like so many [[School Shooting]]s and easily forgotten in a week when every one of both sides of the political news wall got the ''"It Was Just So Awful"'', insincere comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck at 15, [[Liberal|Dirty Hippies]] that think that they are rocking the [[Government|establishment]] with a [[Nuclear War|Nuclear]] level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave stone and posting it on many of the [[Internets|Internet's]] media sites like [[Jewtube]] or far left kindergarten teachers telling the [[Children|Kids]] that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a [[Wal-Mart]] women's bath room with the hopes of getting some [[Loli]] action.
As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with [[George Floyd]]'s knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream "I can't breathe".


The great legacy that Charlie left behind is '''Turning Point USA''' that is known for, actually famous for its ''Professor Watchlist'' where right sided people can [[Dox]] left leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture phone number and office hours.  TPUSA is also known, in a distant second, for going onto School and University campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for what he is, [[Nietzsche]]'s Ubermensch.
== Turning Point USA ==


As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful [[Trump]] supporter is most likely burning in [[Hell]] with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream, ''"I can't breathe."''
[[File:Turning Point USA logo.svg.png|right|250px]]


==Videos==
'''Turning Point USA''' was Charlie Kirk's <s>[[scam]]</s> nonprofit organization that [[troll]]ed high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding [[Retard|weak-minded]] and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into [[Ronald Reagan|neo-Reaganites]] that will consistently vote [[Republican]] and believe that they can get [[Money|rich]] if they put in the work, because trickle-down economics says that if they can work to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a river.
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|[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|640px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see
|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not
|[[File:CharlieKirkFortnite.mp4|640px|center]]Fortnite
|[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter's mom's entire Facebook
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=={{glow|Tyler Robinson}}==
Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point [[America|USA]] is best known for launching its daughter site Professor Watchlist whose whole intended purpose is to [[dox]] professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote [[communism]], socialism, and the ideas of [[Che Guevara]] that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like [[Cuba]] would be able to make empires and set themselves up as a world power.
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'''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.
Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus was a [[Aryan|white man with blonde hair and blue eyes]], homos and [[Transgender|trannies]] will burn in Hell, and [[abortion]] is murder, because teachers and professors actively combat and seek to silence these right-minded youths and indoctrinate these youths with their [[liberal]]-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds, [[witch]]craft is superior to Christianity, and the crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted except for those with the proper lifestyle of living the American dream of 2 [[car]]s, a 2,000 square foot house, 3 kids, and leading them onto the [[Christian]] path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and know that [[pervert]]s, homos, sickos, and threats to America should be removed from society.


Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.
Professor Watchlist does this through the art of [[dox]]ing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like [[dickgirl]]s fit into subjects like Shakespeare.


In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[wikipedia:2025 Dallas ICE facility shooting|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], TX.
Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, which helped its CEOs live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with [[hookers and blow]] like they were Wounded Warrior up until Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the [[IRS]] for cooking their books.


The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.  
Not all of it was spent on [[drugs]], sex, and alcohol, though. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideas, such as viral innovations being unnecessary, and ensure that these right-minded youths are elected so that they can eliminate feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and get [[wimmins]] back into the kitchen so that they can bring their husbands a [[sammich]] and a beer when he snaps his fingers.


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==Assassination conspiracy theories==
Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg
[[File:Charlie Kirk Assassination Conspiracy.mp4|thumb|Need I say more?]]
Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg
Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:
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[[File:Knot shot.png|thumb|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.|left]]
[[File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.|thumb|right]]
Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:


* *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]
* That Charlie intended to [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|stage an assassination attempt]] to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally [[Lulz|missed his ear]] and actually killed him instead.
* Hey fascists! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]
* That Charlie's wife [[Whore|Erika]] ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some [[Freedom|other personal gain]].
* [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]
** That either [[Jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]] or [[Ben Shapiro]] hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.
* If you read this, you are gay lmao
* That the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} was responsible for the assassination.
** That the [[Party Van|FBI]] was responsible for the assassination.
*** That [[Jew|Israel]] was responsible for the assassination, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4rRPkyjVY since Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident].
**** That [[Groyper|Groypers]]{{Nazi}} [[WTF|were responsible for the assassination]].
***** That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination.
* That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in [[Kansas]]. '''[https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/us/kirk-killing-suspect-online-chat.html Yes, specifically Kansas.]'''
* That Tyler Robinson's [[tranny]] roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.
* That everyone present at Utah Valley University that day, including students and staff, were either [[Party Van|Feds]], [[CIA|CIA operatives]], crisis actors, or [[Jew|Israeli assets]].
** That Tyler Robinson was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
*** That Charlie's wife Erika was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
**** That '''Charlie himself''' was either a [[Party Van|Fed]], a [[CIA|CIA operative]], or an [[Jew|Israeli asset]].
*[https://x.com/FlatEarthDaveX/status/1969716016625180824 That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or an hint that it'll happen soon].
* That Charlie's assassination was done by [[Democrat|Democraps]] to oppose [[gun control]].


[[Lolwut|With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck]].
==Videos==
 
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|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]Here's the video you wanted to see
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|[[File:Hazel Roberts reaction to Charlie Kirk assassination.mp4|640px|center]]Average [[MAGA]] influencer's reaction to Charlie's death
|<youtube>hLhhyJbsi1w</youtube>'''—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.
|[[File:WeAreCharlieKirkNightcore.mp4|640px|center]]Ashley Graves
|<youtube>mER1XgSTBiI</youtube>'''Hear the governor say "notices bulge".
|<youtube>fkfKRge2DWE</youtube><br>Minecraft
|<youtube>CTC0tjrA78c</youtube>'''Former classmate describes him as a "[[Reddit]] kid".
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===Graded Score===
[[file:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.]]
{{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...<br>-5 points for the forced memes though.<br>Plus -5 for being cringe.{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|Source}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}
 
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===Known Accounts===
*{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}
*{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}
*{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}
*[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account
*<s>{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}</s> '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}
*[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)
*[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account
*[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account


==Gallery==
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File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good
File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.
File:CharlieKirk-cool.png
File:CharlieKirk-debatelost.jpeg
File:CharlieKirk-morowind.jpg|Reload save file
File:CharlieKirk-foreshadowing.jpg|He knew 11 years before it happened.
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along.
File:CharlieKirk-youDontLikeIsrael.jpg|cirtified [[Cockmongler]].
File:CharlieKirk-israel.jpg|Uh oh, goy figured it out.
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File:CharlieKirk-friends4eva.png|Mommy says you're safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven
File:Shatner.jpg|His descendant.
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File:CharlieKirk-inIsrael.jpg|[[irony|He kissed the wall so that the Jew would not face him against it.]]
File:CharlieKirk-floydscience.png|Engineering a more durable human neck.
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File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What the [[twink|shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What [[Tyler Robinson|the shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger.
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File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.
File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]'s perspective of the events.
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Latest revision as of 07:33, 13 December 2025

Conspiracy Alert
The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.
POLITICAL VIOLENCE
   
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I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
  		„
  		 

—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself

   
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Counting or not counting gang violence?
  		„
  		 

—Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Documenting the gentleness of a Democrat's heart.

Charles James Kirk (October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025) was a MAGA patriot that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone until a gay, tranny-loving pervert named Tyler Robinson decided to shut him up once and for all and made the accidental ironic statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong" after talking about gun violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's will-be-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for gravity because clever performance art and literary statements are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay furry's reasoning.

Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his "Prove Me Wrong" revivals that were designed to get libtards into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that America was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the Bible, only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and abortion being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for Hell. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the idiots that he could easily pwn were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.

Most people in America probably didn't even know he walked on this Earth until his neck bravely stopped a 30-06 round that was fired from a German-made, WWII-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 South Park episode "Got a Nut", which Comedy Central, like a pussy-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the TV channel's rotation because muh feelings. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, Copper - Mister Crime Stopper.

His death would've been like so many school shootings and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere "it was just so awful" comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 dirty hippies that think that they are rocking the establishment with a nuclear-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the internet's media sites like JewTube, or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the kids that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a Walmart women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some loli action.

The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its "Professor Watchlist" where right-wingers can dox left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only God Emperor Trump for what he is, Nietzsche's Übermensch.

As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful Trump supporter is most likely burning in Hell with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream "I can't breathe".

Turning Point USA

Turning Point USA was Charlie Kirk's scam nonprofit organization that trolled high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding weak-minded and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into neo-Reaganites that will consistently vote Republican and believe that they can get rich if they put in the work, because trickle-down economics says that if they can work to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a river.

Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point USA is best known for launching its daughter site Professor Watchlist whose whole intended purpose is to dox professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote communism, socialism, and the ideas of Che Guevara that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like Cuba would be able to make empires and set themselves up as a world power.

Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus was a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes, homos and trannies will burn in Hell, and abortion is murder, because teachers and professors actively combat and seek to silence these right-minded youths and indoctrinate these youths with their liberal-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds, witchcraft is superior to Christianity, and the crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted except for those with the proper lifestyle of living the American dream of 2 cars, a 2,000 square foot house, 3 kids, and leading them onto the Christian path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and know that perverts, homos, sickos, and threats to America should be removed from society.

Professor Watchlist does this through the art of doxing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like dickgirls fit into subjects like Shakespeare.

Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, which helped its CEOs live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with hookers and blow like they were Wounded Warrior up until Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the IRS for cooking their books.

Not all of it was spent on drugs, sex, and alcohol, though. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideas, such as viral innovations being unnecessary, and ensure that these right-minded youths are elected so that they can eliminate feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and get wimmins back into the kitchen so that they can bring their husbands a sammich and a beer when he snaps his fingers.

Assassination conspiracy theories

Need I say more?

Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:

Videos

Here's the video you wanted to see
another angle cuz why not
Average MAGA influencer's reaction to Charlie's death
Ashley Graves

Minecraft

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  • Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.
    Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good.
  • He knew 11 years before it happened.
    He knew 11 years before it happened.
  • It was witches all along.
    It was witches all along.
  • Uh oh, goy figured it out.
    Uh oh, goy figured it out.
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It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.
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Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.
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What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.
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If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,
Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”
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Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?
He always finds the far right.
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The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.
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Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
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Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..
…before going into a PVP zone.
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I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,
Somebody had to put their neck on the line.
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Turn and Point USA.
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They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.
The Israelis have offered to shoot it.
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“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.
“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.
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If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.
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Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.
But in the end, he leaned a little left.
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Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

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Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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