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A '''body camera''' is a lucrative scheme by the digital [[camera]] industry to turn every person into an unwitting [[camwhore]], and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by [[Jews|the news media, rich degenerates]], and [[You|edgy teenagers]]. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white. | A '''body camera''' is a lucrative scheme by the digital [[camera]] industry to turn every person into an unwitting [[camwhore]], and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by [[Jews|the news media, rich degenerates]], and [[You|edgy teenagers]]. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white. | ||
Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together. | Before the advent of [[police]] bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as [[The Borg]] all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic [[autismal]] handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by [[Google]] to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in [[Law And Order|law and order]] and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from [[Africa]] whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together. | ||
Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s. | Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad [[underrepresentation|lack of diversity]] and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from [[nigger]]s to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty [[spic]]s. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Latest revision as of 06:39, 23 October 2015
A body camera is a lucrative scheme by the digital camera industry to turn every person into an unwitting camwhore, and to increase production of snuff films eagerly salivated over by the news media, rich degenerates, and edgy teenagers. Body cameras mainly feature people who think they can outrun a bullet since they were talking so loud during the movie they weren't even paying attention to the fact that Superman is white.
Before the advent of police bodycams, body cameras were primarily worn by total dweebs who walked down the street and roleplayed as The Borg all day long, since The Borg's lack of human emotion matched their robotic autismal handicap. Google Glass was an attempt by Google to deploy body cameras, but they couldn't make them cool because only dorks wear glasses. But like The Borg and Google Glass-wearers, bodycameras are still mainly worn by total squares: Dudley Do-Right cops who believe in law and order and shit and won't let me steal stuff that I'm entitled to as a refugee from Africa whose ancestors have had hundreds of years in this country to get their shit together.
Bodycameras demonstrate there is a sad lack of diversity and a major shortage of white criminals on the streets. Civil rights organizations plan to work hard to battle this racial inequality, with education and mentoring from niggers to provide unskilled whites the illegal skills they need to thrive in today's rapidly changing global criminal marketplace and to compete with dirty spics.
