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[[Image:Tonenuts.jpg|thumb|300px|Tony sticks his nuts in | [[Image:Tonenuts.jpg|thumb|300px|Tony sticks his nuts in thurr.]] | ||
[[Image:Doginabathtub1.jpg|thumb|One of Tony's early childhood drawings showing the dream he would eventually achieve.]] | [[Image:Doginabathtub1.jpg|thumb|One of Tony's early childhood drawings showing the dream he would eventually achieve.]] | ||
'''Tony Eveready''' is a [[nigger|black]] [[porn star]] that is known for his hilarious wit and his massive [[niggerdick]]. | |||
== BOOYA! == | == BOOYA! == | ||
His most famous performance is in the | His most famous performance is in the "Booya" scene, where he performs a move known as "nuts in da ass, dick in da [[pussy]]", or "[[list of sex moves|dogs in a bathtub]]". He also works as a maintenance man at Catlin Gabel school under the name "Johnny The Maintenance Man". Making frequent allusions to his daily use of [[PCP]] after [[buttsecks|sticking both of his nuts down his co-star's anus]], he proceeds to "flip da dick down tha pussy" and in the words of one of the naked black men looking on to the scene, "then you got a DP". Eveready punctuates his performance by shouting hilarious catch-phrases such as "now I'm finna try dis at home". In a famous moment in film history, he extracts his nuts from the chick's asshole, making a fascinating "pop" noise, and then yells '''"BOOYA"''' Because of this, anytime anyone says "pop" on teh [[internets]] the only possible response is "booya!" | ||
== | == Tony finna try dis in prison == | ||
[[Image:Teebag.gif|thumb | [[Image:Teebag.gif|thumb|Tony Eveready keepin his nuts snug]] | ||
Seems to be that the nigga is about to do some time behind bars. | Seems to be that the nigga is about to do some time behind bars. Tony's spokesperson posted this statement via the official Tony Eveready MySpace page: | ||
{{quote|TONY EVEREADY AKA THUG OF PORN WAS ARRESTED JULY 30 ON SOME BULL SHIT CHARGES POLICE MADE SOME SHIT UP!!! TONY WILL BE SERVING At LEAST A YEAR FOR A PAROLE VIOLATION BUT I HIRED AN ATTORNEY AND WE WILL BE FIGHTING HIS CASE. HIS COURT DATE IS SEPT. 7 AT VAN NUYS COURT HOUSE FOR MORE INFO CHECK OUT HIS PAGE OR LEAVE HIM A EMAIL. THIS IS HIS GIRL I WILL BE CHECKING HIS SHIT AND KEEPING SHIT UPDATED! ANY FRIENDS AND FANS PLEASE HELP. I AM 8 MONTHS PREGNANT AND DOING WHAT I CAN FOR HIM BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME DOING IT ALL BY MYSELF. ANY SUPPORT AND DONATIONS WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM OR WHATEVER SEND HIM A EMAIL AND I WILL SEND THE ADDRESS. THANKS SO MUCH-KATIE RAY | {{quote|TONY EVEREADY AKA THUG OF PORN WAS ARRESTED JULY 30 ON SOME BULL SHIT CHARGES [[DINDUNUFFIN|POLICE MADE SOME SHIT UP]]!!! TONY WILL BE SERVING At LEAST A YEAR FOR A PAROLE VIOLATION BUT I HIRED AN [[Lawyer|ATTORNEY]] AND WE WILL BE FIGHTING HIS CASE. HIS COURT DATE IS SEPT. 7 AT VAN NUYS COURT HOUSE FOR MORE INFO CHECK OUT HIS PAGE OR LEAVE HIM A EMAIL. THIS IS HIS [[Whore|GIRL]] I WILL BE CHECKING HIS SHIT AND KEEPING SHIT UPDATED! ANY FRIENDS AND FANS PLEASE HELP. I AM [[Typical|8 MONTHS PREGNANT]] AND DOING WHAT I CAN FOR HIM BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME DOING IT ALL BY MYSELF. ANY SUPPORT AND DONATIONS WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM OR WHATEVER SEND HIM A EMAIL AND I WILL SEND THE ADDRESS. THANKS SO MUCH-[[Bitch|KATIE]] RAY | ||
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM THE ADDRESS IS: | IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM THE ADDRESS IS: | ||
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GOD BLESS U :)|Some [[pregnant]] [[whore]] acting as Tony Eveready's spokesperson}} | GOD BLESS U :)|Some [[pregnant]] [[whore]] acting as Tony Eveready's spokesperson}} | ||
== The Sweet Kiss of Freedom? == | === The Sweet Kiss of Freedom? === | ||
Last Thursday, this was posted on Mr. Eveready's MySpace. | Last Thursday, this was posted on Mr. Eveready's MySpace. | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Niggerdick]] | * [[Niggerdick]] | ||
* [[Mr. Bucket]] | * [[Mr. Bucket]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Tony_everready Uncyclopedia] | |||
* [http://www.uselessjunk.com/v/21095?Booya video] | |||
* <s>[http://www.awwwnigga.com Aww Nigga]</s> Sold. | * <s>[http://www.awwwnigga.com Aww Nigga]</s> Sold. | ||
* | * {{myspace|tony_eveready|MySpace}} | ||
* <s>[http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=405454 BOOOOOOYAAAAA]</s> Dead. | * <s>[http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=405454 BOOOOOOYAAAAA]</s> Dead. | ||
* [http://www.kaktuz.com/bcru/Black-balls-in-her-asshole.html Black balls in her asshole]. | * [http://www.kaktuz.com/bcru/Black-balls-in-her-asshole.html Black balls in her asshole]. | ||
{{Afro}} | {{Afro}} | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
[[Category:Memes]] | [[Category:Memes]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Niggers|Eveready, Tony]] | ||
Latest revision as of 00:48, 18 January 2019
Tony Eveready is a black porn star that is known for his hilarious wit and his massive niggerdick.
BOOYA!
His most famous performance is in the "Booya" scene, where he performs a move known as "nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy", or "dogs in a bathtub". He also works as a maintenance man at Catlin Gabel school under the name "Johnny The Maintenance Man". Making frequent allusions to his daily use of PCP after sticking both of his nuts down his co-star's anus, he proceeds to "flip da dick down tha pussy" and in the words of one of the naked black men looking on to the scene, "then you got a DP". Eveready punctuates his performance by shouting hilarious catch-phrases such as "now I'm finna try dis at home". In a famous moment in film history, he extracts his nuts from the chick's asshole, making a fascinating "pop" noise, and then yells "BOOYA" Because of this, anytime anyone says "pop" on teh internets the only possible response is "booya!"
Tony finna try dis in prison
Seems to be that the nigga is about to do some time behind bars. Tony's spokesperson posted this statement via the official Tony Eveready MySpace page:
The Sweet Kiss of Freedom?
Last Thursday, this was posted on Mr. Eveready's MySpace.
If enough requests fly in, perhaps PixelBeeProductions will come out of hiding for some nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy, which would be fitting, as that is the title of his next film. PixelBee would also be shocked to find nuts inside of her that aren't coated in chocolate and consumed by the pound. Actually, that describes Tony's manberries perfectly. Stay tuned.
See Also
External links
- Uncyclopedia
- video
Aww NiggaSold.
MySpaceBOOOOOOYAAAAADead.- Black balls in her asshole.
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