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Jordan Neely was a 29-year-old [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] [[nigger]] who was rightfully choked to death on the [[Jew York|New York City]] subway by a handsome 24-year-old white marine in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a [[chimpout|psychotic episode]] which took place on an enclosed train as it traversed the tunnels, during which Neely shouted, menaced, intimidated, and threatened riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he was prepared to die, and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our blond-haired hero grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. More men, of whom at least two were as brown as Neely, joined to assist in restraining him as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to [[Vaccine|dying suddenly]]. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD.
'''Jordan Neely''' was an unattractive 30-year-old [[batshit insane|mentally ill]] [[homeless]] [[nigger]] who was rightfully choked to death on the [[Jew York City|New York City]] subway by '''Daniel Penny''', a handsome 24-year-old white Marine, in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a [[chimpout|psychotic episode]] that took place on an enclosed train as it traversed the tunnels, during which Neely intimidated and threatened riders for no reason at all. He declared that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions, and that he was prepared to die.
 
In a courageous display of valor, our hero Daniel grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. A few men, of whom at least one was as brown as Neely, joined to assist in the restraint as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to [[Vaccine|dying suddenly]].
 
Daniel Penny was initially questioned by police and then released without charges, but then later arrested for manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide, and subsequently encumbered with a phenomenally high bail of $100,000. However, supplemented by a legal defense fund which amassed more than $2 million in donations in less than two weeks, Daniel Penny was released on bond. He has since been found not guilty of all charges.


=="He dindu nuffin!"==
=="He dindu nuffin!"==
Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of attempting to shove people onto the subway tracks without provocation. Unquestionably, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as [[Antifa]] and the [[Black Lives Matter]] movement are concerned. As to be expected, the [[you|unemployed]] took to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a harmless and beloved [[Michael Jackson]] impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, which any BLM activist will happily tell you negates the gravity of him having on multiple occasions tried to push a random person into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in [[Israel|Jew-controlled America]], when you are riding public transportation in the Greatest City on Earth, locked in an enclosed space and a brown man who smells like urine is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son because he needs mo money fo dem programs, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are [[racist]].
[[File:Jordan_Neely_end_uujRZMamtgZ-pcrZ.mp4|250px|thumb|right|Neely's final moments.]]
Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and he had on multiple occasions attempted to shove a person onto the subway tracks without provocation. Summarily, he was an insane derelict and a piece of shit thug whose death has only benefitted society, which of course makes him a saint by the standards of [[Antifa]] and the [[Black Lives Matter]] movement.
 
As to be expected, the [[you|unemployed]] took to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a beloved [[Michael Jackson]] impersonator and street dancer who simply had some mental health issues, which any BLM activist will happily tell you negates the gravity of him having repeatedly tried to murder people by pushing them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, when you are riding public transportation in the Greatest City on Earth, locked in an enclosed space and a brown man who smells like urine is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son because he needs mo money fo dem programs, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are [[racist]].
 
==Criminal Trial of Daniel Penny==
Penny's defense lawyers filed a motion to have the case dismissed, citing testimony from numerous witnesses who were menaced by Neely. Multiple people remarked that they had feared for their lives, including women and children who quoted the 30-year-old dindu nuffin as having threatened that "someone is going to die today." Despite the evidence, the motion has not been granted.
 
As of December of 2024, Daniel Penny has been acquitted of both manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide.


==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Antifa]]
* [[Antifa]]
* [[Black Lives Matter]]
* [[Black Lives Matter]]
* [[Chimpout]]
* [[Chimpout]]
* [[George Floyd]]
* [[Homeless]]
* [[Jew York City]]
* [[OpFerguson|Michael Brown]]
* [[Nigger]]
* [[Trayvon Martin]]
* [[And nothing of value was lost]]




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Latest revision as of 23:39, 11 December 2024

Jordan Neely was an unattractive 30-year-old mentally ill homeless nigger who was rightfully choked to death on the New York City subway by Daniel Penny, a handsome 24-year-old white Marine, in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a psychotic episode that took place on an enclosed train as it traversed the tunnels, during which Neely intimidated and threatened riders for no reason at all. He declared that he was willing to hurt anyone, that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions, and that he was prepared to die.

In a courageous display of valor, our hero Daniel grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. A few men, of whom at least one was as brown as Neely, joined to assist in the restraint as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Following the struggle, Neely was pronounced dead, the cause being that black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to dying suddenly.

Daniel Penny was initially questioned by police and then released without charges, but then later arrested for manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide, and subsequently encumbered with a phenomenally high bail of $100,000. However, supplemented by a legal defense fund which amassed more than $2 million in donations in less than two weeks, Daniel Penny was released on bond. He has since been found not guilty of all charges.

"He dindu nuffin!"

Neely's final moments.

Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and he had on multiple occasions attempted to shove a person onto the subway tracks without provocation. Summarily, he was an insane derelict and a piece of shit thug whose death has only benefitted society, which of course makes him a saint by the standards of Antifa and the Black Lives Matter movement.

As to be expected, the unemployed took to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a beloved Michael Jackson impersonator and street dancer who simply had some mental health issues, which any BLM activist will happily tell you negates the gravity of him having repeatedly tried to murder people by pushing them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, when you are riding public transportation in the Greatest City on Earth, locked in an enclosed space and a brown man who smells like urine is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son because he needs mo money fo dem programs, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are racist.

Criminal Trial of Daniel Penny

Penny's defense lawyers filed a motion to have the case dismissed, citing testimony from numerous witnesses who were menaced by Neely. Multiple people remarked that they had feared for their lives, including women and children who quoted the 30-year-old dindu nuffin as having threatened that "someone is going to die today." Despite the evidence, the motion has not been granted.

As of December of 2024, Daniel Penny has been acquitted of both manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide.

See Also


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