Guatemala

This article needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

WARNING: With Spics, Do not mix!

A small country in central America, bordered by Mexico, Honduras, El Salvador and belize. This country has sea access to the Caribbean and the Pacific Ocean. It size, is 108.888 km², being a 21.55% the size of Spain, their colonizers back in the day.

Guatemala be like:

A normal day in Guatemala, burning cirminals

Guatemala, as you think, is a spic country, meaning that its in latin america, and not europe and has a similar culture to Mexico. Guatemala has the Tikal, El Mirador and Uaxactún maya pyramids, and they were the original inventors of Tamales and they also invented the mascot clown Ronald McDonald. Guatemalan people are one of the shortest in the world, being the average of a man 5.3 inches (160 cm) and a woman 4.11 inches (149 cm) having the 4th shortest population in the world. Guatemalans are also known for its high crime rate, because gangsters and cartels are the common dish of every Guatemala day and what they do to them? Burnt or bat them to death if they are armed with melee weapons or they are just sex offenders. In conclusion, Guatemala is a rabbit hole where the only way out is by being shot, raped, stabbed, burnt or killed.

Why the USA hates Gutemala

Elected in 1951, Guatemalan President Jacobo Árbenz launched a land reform program, Degree 900, by confiscating almost 400,000 acres of unused United Fruit (now the Chiquita brand) land for redistribution to landless peasants. At that time, “only 10% of the land was available for 90% of the population, most of who were Indians. The United Fruit Company complained to the Eisenhower administration, claiming that Guatemala’s power of eminent domain had been used to unfairly seize its land, particularly infuriating United Fruit by the fact that Árbenz was only prepared to pay the U.S. corporation the artificially low price that United Fruit had assessed its own land for tax purposes, proof of the “evils of communism". He enacted minimum wage laws that further hurt the American fruit company (Dole,Chiquita), they then cried to the president and congress that the Gutemalans were commies and so began years of genocide and war funded with your ta moneys.

Se also

• Mexico
• Spain
• Spics