Madagascar
Madagascar is a shit African country, notable for its complete lack of airports and borders. This is something the government of Madagascar takes full advantage of, closing down EVERYTHING should someone start coughing in Australia. As such, no virus (even Swine Influenza) stands the slightest chance against the people of Madagascar.
Madagascar is also notable for being the environment in which it was planned to quarantine another plague that occasionally bothers the outside world. However, this plan was abandoned and it was decided to eradicate this plague through traditional methods.
Pandemic II
Though Madagascar is a fairly lulzless piece of shit island in real life, inhabited by a bunch of anthropomorphic CGI characters that nobody likes, the Madagascar of the game Pandemic II, made by the fags on Jewgrounds, is actually one of the lulziest and most RAGE-generating countries ever.
As Anonymous played the game, attempting to wipe out mankind with a disease (JUST LEIK OTI AMIRITE?), many Anons discovered their plans for total extinction of the human race was thwarted by a bunch of dumb black person, closing down their only seaport. That's right folks, according to this game - not only do the people of Madagascar possess superior hearing that allows them to detect the coughing of infected people in New Zealand, but it has one entirely foolproof point of entry they will close the moment someone sneezes.
MADAGASCAR:
- NO AIRPORTS
- NO BORDERS
- NO WATER SUPPLY
- ONE FUCKING SEAPORT
- FINAL DESTINATION
Shit Was SO Closed
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port. (see gallery for pic)
The Movies
During the 2000s, the creators of Shrek made two movies about this shitty country.
All hell broke loose after Bob Saget signed up to do a voice of a zoo animal. Nobody cares which animal Saget was, because HE SUCKS!!!
After this movie, they made another one, Escape 2 Africa, which involved the deportation of American animals to the distant land known as Africa. The reason for their deportation is not clear, however most agree that they were sick of Madagascar.
There they made a third one, Europe's Most Wanted, in which the zoo animals all crash Europe, become the most wanted, and, finally, join a traveling circus. You'd think that they would've stopped there, but they didn't. Madagascar 4 will no doubt be released soon, followed by Madagascar 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and then it will become the next Land Before Time!
Pandemic Gallery
Lulz continued to ensue as anon MS Paint'd their frustration away in a myriad of poorly drawn yet still lol worthy cave paintings ironically of the same quality as local Madagascan art.
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If I see that fucking island nation one more time...
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LAWDY -
Shit was so closed (SEE ABOVE). -
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Doing what they do best. -
OH MY GOD, HE WON THE GAME! -
The Asians are as paranoid as the niggers. -
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING. -
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What was that about no airports? -
They sport a totally perfect safety record, cause the airports they're supposed to fly out of don't actually exist. -
WHOA AMAZING! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THIS NIGGER IS RUNNING IE! -
This boat will float in circles forever, even when the guy dies and runs out of gas. -
JUST AS PLANNED. -
Madagascar is safe once more... -
Why hello there, yiff! -
Win guaranteed. -
If you don't beat the game after this...
See Also
- pandemic
- http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html - Play the game, feel the hate
- Plague Inc
