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Charlie Kirk
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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POLITICAL VIOLENCE |
—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself | ||
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Charlie Kirk Charles James Kirk (Whose Parents were obviously Star Trek Fanboys) October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025 was a MAGA patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a Gay, Tranny loving Pervert decided to shut him up once and for all and made the accidental Ironic statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading Prove Me Wrong after talking about Gun violence. The shooter, Tyler Robinson, was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for Gravity because clever Performance Art or Literary Statements are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, Furry's reasoning.
Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his Prove Me Wrong revivals that were designed to get Libtards into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that America was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the Bible, there are only two genders. XX being a real female and XY being a real male or that Abortion is equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for Hell. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the idiots that he could easily Pwn were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.
Most people in America probably didn't even know he walked on this Earth until he bravely stopped a 30-06 round with his neck that was fired from a German made, WWII issued Mauser Model 98, (Now this is irony), or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 South Park episode, Got A Nut, that Comedy Central, like a Pussy whipped cuck has completely taken out of the Tv channel's rotation because of. . . Feelings. The episode can still be streamed so take that Copper - Mister Crime Stopper.
His Death would have been like so many School Shootings and easily forgotten in a week when every one of both sides of the political news wall got the "It Was Just So Awful", insincere comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck at 15, Dirty Hippies that think that they are rocking the establishment with a Nuclear level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave stone and posting it on many of the Internet's media sites like Jewtube or far left kindergarten teachers telling the Kids that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a Wal-Mart women's bath room with the hopes of getting some Loli action.
The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA that is known for, actually famous for its Professor Watchlist where right sided people can Dox left leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture phone number and office hours. TPUSA is also known, in a distant second, for going onto School and University campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only God Emperor Trump for what he is, Nietzsche's Ubermensch.
As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful Trump supporter is most likely burning in Hell with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream, "I can't breathe."
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Tyler Robinson
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The subject of this article is a faggot with rage. |
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| Tyler Robinson | |
| Born | April 16, 2003 (22 years old) |
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| Top 50? | |
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| Motive | Liberal Butthurt Syndrome Wanted to make his tranny boyfriend feel pretty Groyperism (according to libtards) |
Tyler James Robinson is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of Thomas Matthew Crooks. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by Conservaturds and Democraps bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right groyper who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate Luna Twiggs⚧ (Deadname: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to memory-hole any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.
Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to Luigi Mangione, although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay furry games with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play Silksong while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.
In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by Desmond Holly, who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had his first copycat shooter who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in Dallas, TX.
The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.
Just like the other Robin before him, he wrote some incredibly unfunny memes on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:
- *notices bulges* OwO what's this?
- Hey fascists! Catch! ↑→↓↓↓
- O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
- If you read this, you are gay lmao
With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck.
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—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 More successful than Thomas Matthew Crooks. |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Clown down. |
| Style: | 20/20 Just like JFK. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Got more attention than school shootings. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Almost got away with it too... -5 points for the forced memes though. Plus -5 for being cringe.  Source
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Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Known Accounts
zealous_monkey_55095
Craftin
Craftin- Craftin247 - Venmo account
Craftin248 (Archive 1)
(archive)- Craftin248 - Sea of Thieves account (login required)
- Bobbafet - World of Warcraft account
- Craftin247 - Minecraft account
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Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good -
Reload save file
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It was witches all along
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cirtified Cockmongler.
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See Also
External Links
TOW coverage- TOW coverage of the shooting
WPD coverage
KF coverage- Aftermath coverage
EDF6 coverage
Soyjak Wiki coverage
RealCharlieKirk- charliekirk11
charliekirk1776
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