Bait Truck

Master baiting.

Bait Trucks are a "controversial" police tactic that are used mainly in post-apocalyptic ghettos such as Chicago, Illinois, and Detroit, Michigan, to catch thieves and put them in the rape bin where they belong. Bait Trucks are an evolution of the popular Bait Car tactic in which police would put a brand new car in a completely conspicuous location and then wait for some scrawny white boy to come along, commit Grand Theft Auto and then lead them on a high-speed chase that would typically end in a spectacular Paul Walkering and the death of no less than three civilians.

After realizing that settling tons of wrongful death lolsuits isn't cost-efficient, the police went back to the drawing board and came up with a genius idea – fill a semi-truck with overpriced Nike brand shoes and Supreme merchandise, leave it unattended in a poor, majority black neighbourhood and then sit back and enjoy the utter lulz that ensued as the locals were presented with two agonizing choices.

1. Steal the Nikes.
2. Don't steal the Nikes.

See Also

• Black Lives Matter
• It's a trap!

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