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Cyraxx
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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ATTENTION!
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Cyraxx (Chance Wilkins), appropriately known as the Pedo Goblin of Akron, is a 31-year-old sexually deviant, dishonest, disgusting, pedophillic, manchildish, basement-dwelling, narcissistic, delusional, tard rage-filled midget.
He's known for being a compulsive liar, grandma abuser, plagiarist, sexual assaulter, pedo, NEET, weeb, beyond delusional, narcissistic, rage filled midget. A common saying is "don't judge a book by its cover" but Cyraxx's appearance is every bit as disgusting as his personality. He regularly tries to guilt-trip unsuspecting people, through fake tears, threatening suicide constantly and has "sob stories" about his trolls, but it's easy to figure out his songs and dances. Think Chris-Chan but even more of a ghoul, more open racism and homophobia, and more willing to engage in criminality.
The Early Degeneracy
Cyraxx would be in high school until he turned 23. Turns out, he raped a blind boy and was pulled out from his school. Why he didn't get put on the sex offender database is anyone's guess.
On Februaru 14, 2012, Chance got his ass arrested for strangling his grannie. He would be sent to counseling, which has done absolutely fuck-all to temper his Goblin rage.
The Failed Polymath
Although he started netizenship in 2009, he started his "career" in 2011. Soon he would get noticed by the trolls, taking advantage of his delusion that he will become a successful rapper and musician, most notably Music Biz Marty. Cyraxx would get lured from one fake record deal after another, all the while getting exposed more and more, which has costed him many a relationship. He is also a blatant plagiarist, stealing art and music from the likes of Deviantart and Soundcloud and just slightly editing them and passing them off as his own and even tries to sell them. He doesn't even bother to make a cover nor draw his plagiarized art in his own style. In one instance, a German musician called him out on youtube and asked him to credit him. Expectedly, Cyraxx bitched about it and raged against him.
Cyraxx refuses to get a job (and he's never even held one), believing that he's not there yet in his career and doing so would be "taking time away from his work". He cites Daniel Radcliff for this, even though Daniel was 11 when he started his career and Cyraxx is in his 30s. Instead he relies on his granny Sally for any kind of financial support, mooching off her SSI checks in the form of allowance he does for chores. Out of Cyraxx's decade-spanning "career", he has made a grant total of (at most) $5.81.
What he's truly good at
What Cyraxx is really good at is being a digusting, pedophilic sexual deviant. He has frequented places that kids go to, such as Pokemon Go, with the purpose of grooming them for sex. Time and time again, he has been catfished by people who have explicitly stated they were underage, and this has contributed to his rage when they speak out about their experiences with him. In fact, this was the main factor that got him descended into cowdom. Be warned that his pickle is the most horrifying thing about him, as it makes Chris-Chan's pickle look like sweet dreams.
Among his other disgusting habits, Cyraxx will send his dickpics without provocation, even as early as the first response to someone who wants to establish a relationship with him. Another instance is him shoving a stylus up his ass, and licking that shit-tainted stick on stream.
Rage
Aside from his sexual deviancy and pedophilia, Cyraxx excels in exploding in tard rage. Almost immediately in a stream he is in, he wil explode. Cyraxx claims that the trolls are after his family and his friends but in reality, the most they're after is just him. Whenever people talk about him, especially when they reveal him the truth, he will yell over them so as to drown out what they're saying. When that isn't enough, he will flash out his penis to try to the streams taken down and the people banned. Also he'll yell the hard r on stream. In one instance, Cyraxx was so consumed with rage that Shmeckle Cat once offered him a bet of $100 not to rage that day and he lost immediately. He will also throw shit at the wall in rage, destroying them. Cyraxx believes that he can snap somebody in half like a twig, but he's 4'9" and can barely lift shit. If anything, he's the one who can get snapped in half like a twig. Also, he will goad people into coming to his house to fight him so they can prove to him they're not a coward, but the Goblin will be the one cooping up in his attic cuz he knows he'll get fucked hard and deep.
All in all, these bouts of rage have costed his Grandmother a thousand dollars in repairs, and plenty of police visits, so much so that they pesonally know him by name. The police know that all the Goblin is is nothing but fluff whenever he bitches and moans to the cops about his internet bullies.
Family Horror
Cyraxx has lived with his granny Sally for virtually his whole life, and you can guess why. Like any basement-dwelling subhuman chud trash that have surfaced thanks to the internet, Cyraxx's dad was in prison for virtually his whole youth, and his mother was such a retard that she burned her whole house down trying to cook something and died in blaze. He has other siblings but they dont want to talk to him or know him. His one brother that did, Bill, died due to cancer, though it may also have been due to being a faggot. He was never visited by Cyraxx in the hospital as he died from his faggotry.
Cyraxx's father, Ruple Marx, now Oengus Ravenwood, is a convicted sex offender who served a 20-year-sentence for raping a 14-year-old girl on a bike bath at the age of 25. When his friends saw an artist's impression of the perpetrator and told him it was him, he repeatedly denied it. After serving his sentence, Oengus relocated to Anchorage and got a new job and seemingly put his past behind, but Marty and Shmeckle cat managed to track him down and expose him as still being a pedo when they discovered that out he was posting images of underage boys in drag on pinterest. He was promptly fired, and confronted them about it on stream, saying it was for "trans kid awareness" because his coworker was allegedly fired for transphobia. He still denied that he raped that 14-year-old girl before finally admitting to it. In spite of his, he's still unrepentant for what he did.
Meanwhile, his granddad is also a pedo rapist, getting married to his grannie Sally when she was 14-15 and he was 25 years of age.
The trolls
- Music Biz Marty - the guy who started the trolling of the goblin
- Masshole Report - a fat Bostonian who used to be a mod of one of the goblin's communities till she turned against him and began exposing him as the cow that he really is.
- Schmeckle Cat
- William Gloryhole
External links
Cyraxx has so many youtube accounts and he baleets them in an effort to evade the trolls that honestly we've lost track of how many. Of course, he'll just make a new one shortly after he baleets the previous one and his trolls are diligent enough to archive everything.
- The official website
- His soundcloud account
- His merch shop
- The Kiwi Farms / CWC Wiki Thread - The thread that keeps track of his antics
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