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Ashley's various antics have included pissing off /baphomet/ and getting two mounties sent to his apartment, whoring himself out to various television and radio stations to talk about getting "swatted", framing the entire Ghostbusterssubreddit as being involved in a fake conspiracy to make Fembusterslook like a shitty movie, and actually managing to lose a kickboxing match against an inanimate paper cutout of GamerGate mascot Vivian James.
David Sean MacLaggan was born in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan on January 11, 1975 to parents Marion and Rae MacLaggan. Like most children at the time, Sean was raised on a healthy diet of Evil Dead movies and Marvel Comics that eventually led to him developing a gay crush on director Sam Raimi and getting involved in the local self-published comic scene. While attending the University of Saskatchewan between 1994 and 1995, Sean's obsession with Raimi and comics would lead him to create the RAIMI-ZINE, the #1 Sam Raimi fanzine.
In 1996, Sean decided that he wanted to start making movies like his idol and started Malevolent Monkey Productions, a shitty film and video production service that he ran out of his parents' garage after having dropped out of college the previous year. Fortunately for the world of film connoisseurs, nothing ever came of this venture and Malevolent Monkey Productions' business registration expired in 1999 without ever having released a single film.
I was 25 and had yet to kiss a girl, much less close escrow. And here was this girl who I liked who wanted me. I’m sure I was worried about spending the rest of my life alone. About being a 40 year old virgin, all of it. So perhaps it’s possible I was with my wife because compared to my options it seemed like a better bet.
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—Sean MacLaggan, on being a desperate 25-year-old virgin
The fatal collision that claimed the life of Sean's chin.What a horribly fucked up foot looks like.Sean's "horribly fucked up" foot.
After officially becoming a couple and eventually marrying, Sean and Sarah moved to PenderHarbour, British Colombia, where they started a local computer repair and movie rental business that was creatively named SeanandSarah.com. In June of 2003, Sean would finally follow his life's dream of owning a shitty local video store and start Fresh Video – an incredibly ironic name when you realize that the store was just a way for Sean to make some easy money by renting out his personal collection of crappy old unwanted DVDs and VHS tapes.
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In 2003, I realized what at that point was my dream – I started my own video store. It was a small store, put together out of my pre-existing resources and spit and polish. An extremely modest beginning. But it was mine. I persevered and ignored all the people who told me I couldn’t or shouldn’t do it and I made it happen. And it was slowly starting to work too. Then one night, on July 5th 2003, less than two months since I had opened, I was driving home in my piece of shit pickup truck and the unthinkable happened…
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—Sean, on getting FUCKING REKT
RIP Sean MacLaggan's chin 1975-2003
RIP Sean MacLaggan's truck
RIP Kyle Schroeder's stolen ride
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On July 5, 2003, Sean was driving home after a long day of work at his brand new video store when his shitty GMC S-15 was TOTES FUCKIN'REKT by a drunk driver named Kyle William Schroeder. As a result of the accident, Sean was left with further brain damage, a mouth full of horribly damaged teeth and began identifying as "disabled" and "crippled" due to the injuries that he suffered to his foot.
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my injuries were severe. I woke up on the side of the road with my foot twisted around 180 degrees.
Following the accident, Sarah continued to love her pathetic, useless, crippled husband until she was eventually afflicted with the horrible disease known as pregnancy and, in December of 2005, gave birth to the couple's first and only child, Moira MacLaggan. At this point in his life, Sean had everything that a man could possibly want – a loving waifu who didn't care that he was a crippled midget, a newborn daughter who was still far too young to run her filthy whore mouth, and a shitty local video store that was stocked with old shit he didn't want anymore.
My ex would sometimes ask me what I was thinking about while masturbating. I would reply “just naked women.” True. Except I was one of the naked women.
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—Sean MacLaggan
Over the course of a single year, Sean would fall into a cripplingdepression and be driven to the brink of suicide (although he was far too much of a pussy to JUST FUCKING DO IT). Eventually, Sean realized that if he wanted to live, he would have to finally come out to his wife and inform her of the fact that she had married a lesbian who was trapped in a man's body.
In my eyes she’s all but gone off the deep end. She constantly asks if I think she’s crazy and I always tell her “No.” I’m not going to make that judgement call. At least not out loud.
Back before transition, my ex was always convinced that I was not a true transsexual, but that I was an autogynophile, and that if I transitioned I would be miserable.
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—Sean, on Sarah being right
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Her argument was that everything I seemed to want to do regarding being a female was very sexual in nature. The first girl underwear I bought was essentially sexy lingerie.
My ex used to tell me continually as well that she was sure transitioning would only make me more miserable, not happy. And so I entered transition.
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—Sean, on wanting to be miserable
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I remember my ex once saying to me in a bitter tone “congratulations, you hate your body, you’re finally a woman.”
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—Sean, on his self-hatred
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Often times, having sex with my ex was fruitless and frustrating. I could always finish her off and leave her satisfied, but all to often the results would be me losing my ability to stay erect mid-way through and not getting a chance to orgasm.
I remember when my ex-wife first laid eyes on me, I was at the tail end of having dyed my hair red a month earlier and it had washed out to a point where my hair was pink.
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—Sean, on marrying a fag hag
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My ex as the worst for it. One time I hugged her because she was upset and she pushed me away demanding to know who was hugging her, her husband or Ashley. She didn’t want a hug from Ashley.
Rather than simply accept that his own faggotry had caused Sarah to leave him, Sean attempted to seek comfort by convincing himself that it was all his mentally ill, conspiracy theorist ex-wife's fault.
After reluctantly agreeing to a divorce from Sarah, Sean's already pathetic life was left in tatters – he had no waifu, rarely saw his daughter, had no friends, still had a severe case of chronic five o'clock shadow and was desperate to date lesbians who have no fucking interest in dating a vertically-challenged man who likes to dress like a cheap hooker.
Sean desperately desired a second life, so he finally decided to sign up for one on SecondLife.com on January 9th, 2007. Sean's new identity was Ashley Lynch, an utterly obnoxious wannabe-firesnatchdominatrix whose surname is an obvious homage to America's favourite pastime.
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I recreated my male self as closely as possible and then feminized it to suggest what I might look like as a woman. The effects in Second Life of course are more generalized and idealized, creating an image of woman that I could never attain.
Driving home I stopped at a red light and started yelling at women crossing the street. They couldn’t hear me in the vehicle, but I was shouting at them, “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” I was angry at every woman I saw for being so effortlessly female. It was completely wasted on them, for they don’t know the figt they truely have. Or so I imagine.
I remember once my ex accused me of not wanting her but really wanting a version of me with tits.
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—Ashley, on wanting to fuck himself
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Sometimes I would even feel phantom breasts on my chest, like an amputee feels missing limbs.
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—Hideous Kojima, on Mental Queer Solid V: The Phantom Tits
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Now that I’m fully female (minus surgery), I’m discovering a new path. Womanhood.
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—Ashley, on being a dude in a dress
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And while I vehemently denied that my desire and need to be a woman was sexual, there’s part of me that knew it aroused me greatly.
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—Ashley
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My ex would sometimes ask me what I was thinking about while masturbating. I would reply “just naked women.” True. Except I was one of the naked women.
Ashley's first post-Sarah relationship was with fellow tranny Suzanne Clayton.The type of dumbfuck that will dox itself for you.
What followed would be a long and twisted tale of Ashley becoming a huge fucking slut who'd have a different girlfriend every fucking week and was willing to cheat on at least one of them with a married woman. Ashley's first post-Sarah relationship would be with Suzanne Clayton, a fellow shemale whom Ashley had met via Second Life.
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Is this as good a time as any to mention the fact that I’ve met a wonderful woman? I think so. I met her online at the Transgender Resource Center in Second Life and we instantly connected. It wasn’t long before we fell in love and have been spending as much time as possible online together, just waiting for the chance that we can spend as much time as possible together in person. If you look back over my posts, I think you can see the moment that I fell in love and how much it just flipped me around. We both know that it started as total crushing on each other and now we’re trying to lay down a solid foundation for us to build a long lasting relationship on.
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—Ashley
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But if there’s one thing I love more, it’s Suzanne. She’s the wonderful trans-girl I met online. We’ve been spending so much time together and loving every second of it. I feel so comfortable and at home with her. Mostly, I am just madly in love. It’s making me totally loopy. When she’s not around, I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m so worried about coming off as a crazy woman to her, almost like a stalker. But she reciprocates my love. We have to continually had to apply the brakes to keep our thing from spinning out of control. At first I found myself wondering how someone so wonderful could possibly fall In love with me. But then I realized it’s because I’m a wonderful and beautiful person. All I know is when she’s not around, part of me feels absent. If that’s not love, what is it?
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—Ashley
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I just want to live a comfortable, and yes, even normal life. My great fear is that I will spend my life with Suzanne and we will tuck ourselves away creating a semi-deluded environment where we don’t have to examine how ridiculous we appear. And really who gives a fuck what other people think. At the end of the day, I think I have to raise my hand sheepishly and say “I do.” I think there a sense that it wasn’t watching the movie that upset me near as much as it felt like I was being forced to really see myself rather than living inside myself. I’m not entirely sure I liked what I saw.
Rebecca Wise, founder of Second Life's Transgender Resource Center.
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I invited a bunch of trans friends from online to join me in DC and head out to a club to reclaim our stupid adult/teen years we never got to experience.
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—Ashley
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And then insert my best friend. She’s married. And on one fateful weekend something happened, and I fell madly in love with her. It took me a long time to get the courage to tell her my true feelings and I tortured myself trying to make them go away for a long time. But as I did, she revealed she had feelings for me too, but couldn’t ever love me the way I wanted because she knew she needed a man, and that her marriage which was very much struggling would probably not survive this.
I’ve always noted the overly narcissistic nature of transsexuals, myself included. I’ve sat and listened to them whine “Me! Me! Me!” like they were the most important topic on the face of the planet.
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—Ashley Lynch, on trannies being attention whores
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People being led around on leashes in public with their hands bound and saying “Yes Mistress” constantly who assert that to tell them to not be submissive is like telling them not to be trans. People who claim to be infantile preteen children and will debate until the end of time how it is a legitimate identity that must be accepted just like their gender identity. (I’m not kidding.)
I’m suffering from debilitating social retardation. I’m literally at a loss to understand how it is other people get out in the world and make contacts and friends. The friends I have that aren’t online I can count on less than one hand.
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—Ashley, on being a social retard
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Bother [sic] my mother and father told me that they think I pass as a woman really well and that they don’t think anyone can tell.
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—Ashley, on his lying parents
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While I’m talking about names, and I’m sure I’m ranted about it before. But what the fuck is up with all these trans people picking the most ridiculous, exotic sounding names? Pick something a little more normal. If your goal is to pass, or not stick out, then go with your Jennifers, Sandras and Laurens. What’s wrong with that? If you want to be a stripper, then go with your Electras, Shaniquas, and Phoenixes. Ultimately it’s no place for me to judge, but I can’t help but weigh in with what seems like ordinary common sense.
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—Ashley
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I had cheated on my girlfriend as I was still in a relationship with her, failed or no, and I had slept with a married woman, failing marriage or no.
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—Ashley admits to cheating on its girlfriend
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I don’t think anyone’s a big fan of cheating, even while doing it, but it still happens.
Ashley would spend the entire end of 2007 by dressing up like a slut, flaunting himself like a sexual object and going trolling for guys with his tranny goyfriends.
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I don't get dressed up like a slut, flaunt myself like a sexual object, or go trolling for guys.
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—Ashley, ignoring the fact that we have a whole gallery of him doing this
It wasn’t long before some guy approached me from behind and started dancing close with me. By close I mean I could feel his erection firmly between my ass cheeks. So what’s the proper response? Turn around and say “no thank you?” Slap him? Stick my hand up and wave him away with a displeased expression? Any of those would have helped. Instead I did nothing. I was scared and confused and didn’t know what to do. The only thought that really came into my head was that I was disgusted and really wanted him to stop. I kept inching forward as I dancing trying to get away from his anal intrusion and he kept inching closer. He also very quickly kept trying to get his hands under my dress and grope my tits. Those I did fend off. I got very worried about him actually making it under my dress and discovering a bulge. Honestly I didn’t know what to make of it. There was no consent, I was never asked if he could dance with me. There was no eye contact to suggest that I might welcome his getting closer, in fact there was no eye contact at all. I never even saw him. I was blown away that a guy, even in a place like that, would just walk up behind a girl and dry hump her with no warning. Is dry hump too harsh of way to put it? Well, at one point he stopped dancing and just started pumping back and forth against my ass, pushing his disgusting erection into me with each horrible thrust.
I did not want this. I did not ask for it. I just wanted it to stop. But I was naïve, scared, and unsure what I should do. I didn’t feel in physical danger at any time, because I was with my friends and we were watching out for each other. Instead of doing anything to stop it, I froze like a doe in headlights and just hoped it would stop on it’s own. Mostly I was disappointed in myself. I knew what I should do. I know what I should have done. But in the moment, I was unable to do anything. And now as a result, I feel like my body was violated. The next day I felt like I wanted to be anything but pretty. I wanted to cut my hair off and throw out all my makeup. Dress as frumpy as possible. I would be anything but desirable.
An artistic rendering of Sarah finding Ashley's blog.What Ashley's "vagina" probably looks like.Once healed, the final result is aesthetically pleasing.
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She had also just shown Moira my blog and was extremely upset about the references to her. I wouldn’t expect her to be happy about them. I’ve read about myself in a blog before and it sucks. In particular she felt that what I express about my relationship to her was completely untrue and blown out of proportion. She was insulted and felt wronged that I have portrayed her as a monster.
Ashley, after getting a filmstrip tatted on his arm.I wanna make movies when I grow up!Ashley has worked as an editor for many high quality DVDs.Gingerbread "girl" productions.A gathering of "female" screenwriters. Also known as Sea World.What all true warriors strive for!Ashley dreamed that he would one day dismantle the patriarchy.But... the future refused to change.
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She has a 35mm filmstrip tattoo around her arm that she plans on getting filled in with every movie she makes.
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—Ashley, on why his tattoo is still the same after 7 fucking years
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I'm a storyteller by nature. Even though I remain unpublished, mostly due to a complete lack of getting my material out there, writing continues to be a great passion of mine. I also love movies and always have since I can remember. As a result, the bulk of my writing consists of screenplays, once again completely unsold or produced, mostly due to a complete lack of getting my material out there.
TFW you realize that you may have doxed the wrong Kyle Schroeder in your shitty documentary.
Ashley's psychologist is a Sarah Palin blow-up doll.
Ashley tossed in this lineup of 2010's most wanted meth fiends for good measure.
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My life is... well... it sucks. I'm almost thirty and have nothing to show for myself. I'm supposed to have a successful career by now. Instead all I have are a litany of mental defects that I attempt to drown in medication daily. Just your standard stuff, depression, anxiety, OCD. At least I'm not a cutter, just so I'm not a total fucking cliche.
Meet Jana Zane. She's not your typical soon-to-be-30 girl living in the city. she struggles with her intense depression and social phobias as she tries to find her place in the world. Just when it seems that things can't get any worse for her, she discovers her one true friend floating face down in a swimming pool.
Now Jana is determined to find out who murdered her friend and why. She embarks upon a dark journey into worlds she never even knew existed as she looks for answers.
But sometimes the truth can be deadly.
Underwater is a feature film written, and to be directed by Ashley Lynch. It's an intense psychological thriller in the vein of films like D.O.A., Brick, Rear Window and Body Double. It is also currently being adapted into a novel with plans to publish in 2010.
Child psychologist Ali Greer is summoned late at night to Morningside Elementary by her estranged father, Detective Richard Greer. An untalkative young girl, Jessica, was found sitting in her classroom covered in blood. The parents are missing, the house is a mess and police suspect the father of domestic abuse. Ali sits with the young Jessica, trying to gain the traumatized child's trust, eventually learning the person who's really responsible -- Jessica's imaginary friend Henry. Now Henry has arrived at the school, and as the monstrous creature of pure darkness brutally tears through the police, Ali must protect Jessica at any cost.
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Three years ago, Alison Brody's career as the superhero Firefly came to an end when an encounter with the deadly Warfare left her crippled both physically and emotionally. Now on the anniversary of that fateful night, and amidst a violent storm, Alison is forced to fight for her life and her sanity against the vengeful demons of her past.
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My personal mandate is to create total kick-ass female heroes for the screen that don't exist to be sexualized and aren't limited by their gender. I call this ".44 Calibre Feminism" or equal opportunity ass kicking.
A child psychologist must protect a traumatized young girl who is being chased by her imaginary friend.
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—That is... unbelievably retarded
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My ex at one time when questioning the validity of me being a woman asked me why so many of my stories seemed to be about abusing women. Quite honestly, I've never seen that, and if she got that from my stories, it certainly wasn't something that was put in there on purpose. I don't like to pull punches in my stories and I often like to give women equal treatment in being knocked around as well as do some knocking of their own... depending on the story. But recently I reflected on what my ex said and started examining my screenplays. About 80% of my screenplays all feature female leads, not very surprising. It makes total sense for me to fulfill my need to live as a woman through the characters in my stories. But what I also found was not that there is a common theme of abuse towards women, but that definitely the women in my stories seem to get punished. In fact, they are often punished simply for being themselves. I have one script in particular, where the main character ends up getting raped by the bigoted antagonist who seeks to usurp control over her and punish her for being a lesbian. From this I've extracted that not only did I chose to live a female existence through the characters in my story, but that I also subconsciously felt the need to punish myself for it. A subconscious reaction telling me that which I want is wrong. This realization has rocked my world a little. Not a lot, but just enough to make me lose a little footing.
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I need a comic artist to do some art for Firefly. It's a paid gig, but expect to be underpaid. Anyone interested contact me ASAP!
In late 2014, Ashley donated $100 worth of Jewgolds to an Indiegogo campaign for The Fine Young Capitalists to help wimminz in game design. Unfortunately, known herpes-emporium Zoë Tiberius Quinn soon learned of the campaign and began to harass and DDoS TFYC in an attempt to shut them down – thus beginning the æpic saga of drama and lulz that would become known as GamerGate.
And yes, I made the dumb mistake of saying “Well the Firefly guy can’t be wrong, can he?”
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—Ashley, on Firefly guy being right
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I ended up donating to TFYC without doing enough research because girls making games is good, right? Yeah, I regret that donation.
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—Ashley, regretting helping women in vidya
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So now that I felt royally duped, I started trolling GG to start conversations and find out the “why” behind their grrrrr.
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—Ashley admits to trolling
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Following his initial spergout, Ashley decided that the best way to defeat GamerGate and get people to pay attention to him would be to constantly tweet insults and bait.
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8chan: "This depression game killed my hard-on, so I will kill the bitch that made it!"
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—Ashley, brutally raping and murdering an innocent strawman(archive)
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Gamestop: "Why is this trade-in game covered in semen?"
GG customer: "Actually, it's ethics in game journalism."
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"It's jizz."
Ashley, wanting moar attention, quickly began to put the spin on the situation and began accusing GamerGaters and 8channers of "defending child pornography" and harassing them with accusations of paedophilia – hilarious when you realize that the cunt who started this shit admitted to wanting to fuck his 8-year-old cousin.
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It’s no mistake that GG plays out almost entirely on 8chan, Twitter and Reddit.
Ashley is a known accomplice of fellow SJW tranny Nicholas "Sarah Butts" Nyberg and has attempted to claim that the only reason that people are mean to Sarah is because he is a vocal critic of GamerGate – because, clearly, noone has ever hated Sarah Nyberg due to the fact that he's a sick fuckingpaedophiletranny who's gotten a boner over his 8-year-old cousin, distributed "child model" pics from his chat room and has admitted to being attracted to the white half of a "half blackielittlegirl" who occasionally visits his neighbours' home.
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Honest question, you want to rail against feminists broadly. Yet GG is supported by rapists, racists, nazis and pedophiles….
On January 10, 2015, the citizens of 8chan's doxing board, /baphomet/, learned that some faggot using the name Cernowatch on Twitter was planning to "doxx" 8chan owner Fredrick Brennan and assorted users of 8chan's /baphomet/. Cernowatch, a self-described "intelligence service" devoted to stalking Alt-Right journalist Mike Cernovich offers the following lovely description of himself.
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Cernowatch monitors Cernovich, gamergate and 8chan related activity on Twitter and tweets pictures of what's going on in a funny and sarcastic way. Our purpose is to let the harassers know they're being watched, and send a heads up to whomever Playdangerously is targeting today that they might be the recipient of fake legal threats. Hence we follow 2+ Gamergate Big Wigs.
We think our intelligence service is valuable because it allows those being stalked by Mike Cernovich to know what's happening without having to check his Twitter account for themselves.
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—"Cernowatch", pretending to be more than one faggot (archive)
Naturally, /baphomet/ responded by doing what /baphomet/ does best – continue being a bunch of autisticvirgins and then attempt to dox the "undoxable" Cernowatch.
Ashley was doxed by a user of while they were targeting a different SJW cunt that he had been white knighting – and by "doxed", we of course mean that some newfag went to Ashley's own website and copypasta'd the contact info and address that were prominently displayed there. Ashley responded to being doxed by immediately blaming GamerGate and then asking for it in the following lovely tweet.
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You’re on doxxing turd monkeys. My gamergate documentary was a whimsical fancy before, a “maybe” project. Now it’s in full development.
On January 11, 2015, Ashley finally became an official Victim of GamerGate™ when he was swatted at his home – and by "swatted", we of course mean that a faggy Canadian mounty knocked on his door and asked him whether he had any bombs.
The only problem? The address that was published on /baphomet/ is actually home to an apartment complex. In fact, Capistrano Drive is nothing but apartments. Either Ashley lied when he claimed to have been "swatted" at his
"house", or the "swatting" wasn't actually a result of the information that was posted on /baphomet/ (i.e. he was the one who contacted the police).
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Cop: “We had a report that someone was concerned for your safety.”
Well it's one in the same—GG was born out of 8chan which was then 4chan. It's all the same people.
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—Ashley, attempting to link /baphomet/ to GamerGate
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They doxed me because I'm easy to dox. I'm a creative professional and part of getting work means having my info out there. They really didn't have to work hard to get my info.
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—Ashley, on being a narcissistic retard
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On Saturday, they actively tried to dox Cernowatch because he was being vocal against them. When they came up empty, they decided to start doxing Cernowatch's followers.
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—Ashley, the sole victim of the Cernowatch thread
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On CBC Radio talking about doxing, swatting, terrorism and 8chan.
I only got 6 pieces of mail in my mailbox resulting from 8chan doxing me 2 1/2 months ago. Let’s feel sorry for Frederick Brennan.
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—Ashley Lynch, bragging that he didn't receive enough junkmail (archive)
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My gamergate mail box is almost full and I'll need a 2nd box for all the crap they send me. This is not including all the packages that get rejected and returned. About 90% of it is magazines and invoices. I was subscribed to about 60 magazines in total accumulating well over $1000 in bills. None of this will be paid. The only people who lose here are the companies sending me stuff and taking a loss. The other 10% are fuck you letters.
I would burn it all, but right now I'm saving it as a big box o' evidence. It's also a helpful reminder that this is the real and tangiable result of gamergate. Every day I step outside and have to wonder what they've left for me today. This is meant as a message to shut up, but I don't respond to messages like that very well.
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—Ashley Lynch, 2 FUCKING DAYS AFTER THE PREVIOUS QUOTE(archive)
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I’m connected to this woman through several mutual friends. The BC film industry is pretty small and closely-knit. We’ve never met personally that I’m aware of, but we know several of the same people.
There are some suspicions from her inner circle on whether or not she’s telling the whole truth. Many think she takes her social justice to an absurd extreme, but for the most part ignore it, but think her whole ‘media tour’ after being doxxed is suspect. As far as I know, none have attempted to call her out on it (professional courtesy) and some are afraid she’ll start targeting them.
Whether or not she’s telling the whole truth is still up for debate. But even among those she calls friends and colleagues, there are suspicions.
Ashley is constantly making references to the huge numbers of people who call him "unfuckable" – which is hilarious when you realize that he's actually lying!
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fun fact, search for “Ashley Lynch” + “unfuckable” and you get a surprising amount of hits.
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—Ashley Lynch, telling an easily debunked lie (archive)
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I'm sure the men get all the rape threats I receive too.
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—Ashley Lynch, wanting rape threats
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it’s hard to get upset when some loser dude somewhere calls a lesbian unfuckable. Just means he’s less likely to rape me.
"You helped create me, Ashley, why do you haet me?"The official colours of the women's suffrage movement were based on Piccolo Dick.Ashley Lynch made a DIY Vivian James dakimakura.
The very next day, Ashley attempted to beat the shit out of Vivian and posted yet another image to show off the fact that he could never win in a fucking street fight.
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Intended to be a play on “vidya games” she’s dressed in green and purple denoting a popular 4chan sexual assault “Piccolo Dick” meme and dons either a clover in her hair for 4chan or the infinite loop for 8chan.
David "Cartoon Economics" RemingtonVivian James kicks Ashley in the face.Cartoon Economics gives Ashley the attention he craves.
Even after tweeting the second image, noone seemed to fucking care until an anonymous post of 8chan's /gamergatehq/ board attempted to bring attention to Ashley's tweet. But it definitely wasn't Ashley himself just trying to get moar attention!
On July 10, 2016, Better_Butter321 (a.k.a. AnonyMouse32), a redditor and long-time user of /r/moviescirclejerk—a subreddit dedicated to mocking the numerous movie-related circlejerks that occur on reddit— decided to troll the /r/ghostbusters subreddit by making a thread that implied that the entire community was trying to make the recent Ghostbusters "reboot" look bad – a very simple task since the movie was legitimately trash and was made solely to pander to dumb feminists and milk a long-dead franchise.
Through an amazing set of coincidences, Better_Butter321 just happened to be a Canadian movie aficionado with a penchant for trolling, snark and writing tl;dr bullshit that noone cared about.
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Ok, so obviously the reviews aren't as bad as we had hoped. So what more can we do at this point to make sure that the public knows it's terrible so that it bombs?
We were doing a pretty good job of filtering out positive reviews in /r/movies, but they consolidated them into a mega thread and now people are starting to say maybe we were wrong.
Not long after the thread on reddit was created, Ashley Lynch posted a screencap of it on his Twatter in an attempt to show that Fembusters was the target of a massive misogynist hate campaign. Unfortunately, Ashley overlooked one small detail – the screenshot that he posted was taken a mere minute after he himself posted the thread on /r/ghostbusters!
Yes, in his haste to create a lulzy false-flag and blame ZOMG TEH GAMERGATORS, Ashley had committed the #1 sin of trolling – he revealed his identity and intentions by being a complete fuckwit.
Hijacking top comment to point out: Better_Butter321 has been shilling this terrible Ghostbusters reboot for over a month. They post non-stop about how "great" it is and how anyone who doesn't want to see it is a misogynist (because apparently "the graphics, jokes and script looks terrible" is misogyny).
Suddenly they're posting an Anti-Ghostbusters thread?
And WITHIN SECONDS, with NO REPLIES, a journalist called Ashley Lynch happens to screengrab it and post it on her Twitter as "proof" that it's somehow a conspiracy of people "hiding good reviews" that early audiences are absolutely panning it as terrible?
Sorry Ashley Lynch, on top of it at minimum showing you're a shit journalist and it being very likely that this Better_Butters321 account is you, it appears your fake bullshit was quickly refuted by actual Ghostbuster fans tearing this thread apart.
Liv McConnell, professional Girlvinyl impersonator.
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it's strange how ashley lynch twetted a screenshot of your post right in the same minute you posted it, isn't it? you could have at least waited a few minutes after posting that clear troll post before pretending to be outraged on twitter.
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—noir_wolf, mistaking one dumb white man for another
Murica elects President GamerGate, much to Ashley's dismay.Out with the old...... and in with the pantsu.Sorry, Ashley, but we're going to Make Vidya Great Again!How Ashley actually views himself.Reality is a cunt.Orange LanternTRUMP SMASH!
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My American friends, Halloween is over and it's November 8th. Finally time to toss out that old, rotting pumpkin with stupid looking face.
Go vote.
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—Ashley Lynch, mocking Obama's stupid looking face
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recognizing that it's early yet. It's going to look like a Trump country for a another 3-4 hours [sic].
My dumb privileged ass was really not aware that so many people were this horrible and the only thing that prevented them from going full KKK was not having a leader that legitimizes it. Now every cracker ass thinks that violent racism and misogyny is publicly acceptable.
My American brothers and sisters, I know you don't need to be told this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. There's a contingent of white America that has been legitimized by the monster that just got elected, and for them that means a war on women, a war on people of colour, a war on LGBT, a war on Jews and a war on Muslims.
Blast! Foiled again!Wait until he realizes that Tracer's girlfriend is basically just an older Vivian James.
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All of the Tracer lesbian fanart suggests that not only are gamers ok with Tracer being homosexual but they were okay with it before Blizzard even made it canon.
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—GirlbeardJ
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The amount of widow x tracer art made a strong case for the community support of gay tracer
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—RabidFink
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Yeah, we were so mad that Tracer is a lesbian. Let me just check the monumental amounts of lesbian porn of her out for rmonths [sic] to confirm how mad we are.
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—Third_Circle
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Yeah, there's been like, a ton of fanart with Tracer fawning over Widowmaker's ass made long before we got confirmation of her sexuality.
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—NoxiousSludge
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Aw jeez, now it's extra impossible to bang Tracer! I tried to draw her giving a blowjob but the dick just kept coming out as a vulva! Now Blizzard will never release official straight Tracer porn!
What planet are these people from? Because it seems like their delusion is more powerful than nuclear fusion.
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—Bioraid
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It's mind bogglingly stupid. It's like they think now that Tracer is a confirmed lesbian, male gamers are going to magically stop wanting to fuck her. That's not how any of this works. Lord knows confirmed straight characters are not safe from the hordes of tumblr yaoi artists.
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—probably_a_squid
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TBH I am disappointed that Tracer is a lesbian. Because that means I'm out of the game and I have a mad crush on Tracer. feelsbadman.jpg
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—SockOnShifter
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Jesus Christ, why are these people so hellbent on making it look like we're pissed that Tracer's got a girlfriend? I mean seriously, I've seen far more SJW's/smug folks bitching about people bitching about her sexuality than actual angry people bitching about her sexuality!
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—NoxiousSludge
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Seriously though, I've got no problem with it: if anything, I'm kinda envious of Tracer's awesome catch. How lucky can a girl be when she hooks up with a 10/10 smoking hot redhead like that?
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—NoxiousSludge
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I'm not sure why more gay people aren't complaining to these people that being paraded around is offensive. They're treating Tracer being gay as a sideshow.
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—Elvick
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No one's pissed that Tracer is gay, people are pissed that her gay lover isn't Futa Widomaker :D
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—CheeseQueenKariko
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Honestly took me a moment to remember who she was. The one who thinks she's a super hot red head and beats up punching bags with cartoons on them.
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—Leoofmoon, remembering that Ashley is a nobody
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It would appear she's currently hovering over the sub, hitting f5 and looking for mentions of her name, according to her twitter feed. She posted a removed post tagged "Humor" and this thread as well.
Ashley, if you're reading this - which, if you're ctrl+f-ing this thread, you probably will - we don't give a shit about her being gay, despite what you want to believe. Also, was it really only 15 hours into the new year that you're using CurrentYear in your tweets, and mocking the idea of readers wanting journalistic integrity in this new age of fake news? You really are a clueless twit.
Anyway, happy new year!
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—zeissbickham
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I’ll admit, I purposely antagonized gators about the Tracer lesbian thing. Sometimes a Twitter fight is more fun than family over holidays.
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—Ashley Lynch admits that trolling "gators" is more important than his family (archive)
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It would have been more fun if it hadn’t taken them a week and a half to finally try to dog pile me about it. It’s just boring now.
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—Ashley Lynch, admitting that his shitty bait didn't even work
On January 21, 2017, Ashley decided to tweet his thoughts on wannabewhite supremacist and known yellow fever sufferer Richard B. Spencer being punched in the face by an angry DisruptJ20antifaggot during President Donald Trump's inauguration. Being the tolerant progressive liberal that he is, Ashley of course decided that, rather than discouraging unprovoked violence against people that you disagree with, he would instead fully support the cowardly cunt who socked Dickie Spencer in the face.
Ashley then made the following disturbing and borderline threatening tweet:
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I’ll say it — Richard Spencer should be afraid to leave his house. He should not feel empowered, emboldened or protected. Ever.
Not wanting to leave a perfectly good lolcow unmilked, a young man named Jamie Schneider decided to change the names and personal pronouns in Ashley's own tweet to help make the point that Ashley Lynch is a fucking hypocrite.
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I'll say it - Ashley Lynch should be afraid to leave her house. She should not feel empowered, emboldened or protected. Ever.
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—Jamie Schneider, changing two words in Ashley Lynch's previous tweet (archive)
Unfortunately for Jamie, Ashley is a fucking mental case and immediately decided that his own fucking words being used against him constituted "death threats" and warranted calling the police. Yes, Ashley actually called the goddamn police because someone on the internets pointed out the blatant hypocrisy of his own threats against Richard Spencer.
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Hey dumbasses, if you’re going to threaten my life because you’re an Iron-Nazi, maybe don’t use your real name. Expect a police visit.
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—Ashley Lynch, on calling the police to report his own violent words (archive)
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TFW Nazi sympathizers threaten you.
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—Ashley Lynch, admitting that his own words were threatening (archive)
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RCMP coming over to get a statement and pursue the incident.
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—Ashley Lynch, wasting the police's time (archive)
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Some Vancouver kid who's a Nazi sympathizer just threatened me on Twitter, but was dumb enough to not be anonymous. Time to call the police.
So trolls are trying to say I’m engaging in hypocrisy using their typical Drax-like nuance deficiency.
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—Ashley Lynch
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If you think saying a public figure Nazi shouldn’t feel safe is same as telling a woman who lives in the same city shouldn't feel safe...
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—Ashley Lynch
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Well, then you’re just a fucking moron who’s going to get the police visit they deserve. Happy permanent record, dipshit.
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—Ashley Lynch
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I kind of loved the officer who came to take my statement. He had a heavy French accent and left saying, "Let's see if we can find this bad boy."
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—Today on Shit That Never Happened
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So, how shocked am I to learn that the local pro-Nazi Vancouver goof who I had to call police on because he threatened me is also a Gamergater. Not very.
He also shot Facebook video of the Women's March downtown and called it "low energy."
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—Ashley Lynch, yet again trying to blame everything on GamerGate
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Not long after Ashley's epic spergfit, a sleeper account named kyle_hyde5 (a.k.a. David S Pumpkins) on Twitter began doxing Jamie Schneider and then proceeded to contact his employers with false-accusations that he had "Threatened a woman on Twitter".
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>Look through @kyle_hyde5's account
>Literally 5 tweets. Each one slandering me to my work which is private information
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—Jamie Schneider
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.@PiranhaGames .@MechWarriorF2P You employ someone who sends threats to women local to him.
Thank you to those who reported the account who is doxing and harassing my boyfriend, contacting his work & the VPD twitter with slander.
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—Karisma Singh
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Seems like someone has it out for @korig because they disagree with his views. Unfortunate we live in a time where we can't speak our minds
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—Karisma Singh
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This individual has gone out of their way to dedicate this account to pursue harming Jamie. Not okay. We will be talking to police.
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—Karisma Singh
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I don't like to give attention to these kinds of people, however I would like to shine a light on the fact that we live in a time where people think it's acceptable to threaten someone's job based on their opinions. Absolutely disgusting.
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—Karisma Singh
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I will, of course, be by @korig's side through all of this until it's sorted. I encourage you to send him positive messages in the meantime.
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—Karisma Singh
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>tfw when @ashleylynch tweets a threat at Richard Spencer, someone else replaces the name with her own name and NOW it's a threat
Someone (I don't know who) took it upon themselves to contact his place of work and forward some of the more anti-semetic tweets this guy has made as well as the threat he leveled against me. His company posted a public statement about it on their Twitter account, so obviously it's become an issue.
As a result, the guy who sent the threat has gone dark on social media.
Even though I had been informed of where he works, I made the decision not to contact his employer but rather just let the police handle it. I see nothing to be gained from losing someone their job. But apparently this guy is a known quantity in the low-level local games industry (he's a QA tester) and he's already burned a lot of bridges with his bullshit.
Chickens come home to roost.
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—Ashley
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I get threats like this on a regular basis. It shouldn't have to be, but it's the price of being an outspoken woman online who doesn't suffer fools.
Most threats I just report, block and move on. I rarely take them seriously. But considering that this goof is in public transit distance from me, I thought it important to involve the police.
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—Ashley, on his shitty definition of "threats"
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PGI does not monitor employees' personal SM activity. Unfortunately, we have no further info regarding this and would advise the same.
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—The "public statement" from Piranha Games Inc. (archive)
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Should you have specific concerns regarding PGI or our policies, feel free to contact us directly via phone or email.
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—The "public statement" from Piranha Games Inc. (archive)
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and call on others to punch moar "nazis" in the face.
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The ultimate test of moral fortitude. Is doxing Donald Trump of all people still wrong? Yes. Yes it is. No one deserves this.
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—Ashley, on punching being nicer than doxing (archive)
Not So Breitbart
Ashley was just pretending to be blocked by Sargon!The result of Ashley advocating violence against "Nazis".
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Make the world a better place. Punch a Breitbart writer today.
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—Ashley "So much for the tolerant left." Lynch (archive)
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You first, Ashley. Find one and start swinging.
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—Sargon of Akkad
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Sounds like Carlgon of Arcadia is talking about me even though he's blocked me.
So, I've covered alt-right Breitbart writer Milo Yiannapoulos [sic] and his campaign of hate for awhile, and now it's escalated to the point where a protester at one of his University speaking events got shot.
I wish I could say I didn't see this coming, but it was inevitable.
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—Ashley Lynch, bragging about how he helped get a Milo fan shot
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he may end up regretting what GG does to his career.
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—Ashley Lynch, on Milo's successful career as a race-mixing fag
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Milo said trans people are disproportionately sex offenders on Maher b/c Bannon wants to put trans people on National Sex Offender Registry.
Focusing on global gaming market, IGG will prioritize the exploration of Asian markets, said Xu Yuan, COO of the company. He added that the company planned to invest heavily in research and developing in the future, aiming to develop 20 to 30 games per year. IGG is also seeking for acquisition targets, he added.
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—IGG, aspiring shovelware developer
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Step 1: Are you male?
Step 2: Do you game?
Step 3: If yes to both, delete your account.
The Transgender Lounge.
What you'll probably see if you go to either of these godforsaken places in SL.
Ashley's sick fuckery on Second Life.
Tastes like testosterone and crippling depression.
Sean's first nip-slip as "Ashley".
INTERNET PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME! BAWWW!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Ashley plots to steal Christmas from the Whos of Whoville.
Ashler looking like a typical tranny hooker.
Would you GamerGate me?
I'd GamerGate me. I'd GamerGate me so hard.
CHING-CHING-CHING CHING-CHING CHING-CHING CHONG
You can see his chest hairs.
Chris-Chan's long lost twin?
Your editing skills are shit, Sean.
Sean lost a fuckton of teeth.
Kyle on Facebook.
Stan on Facebook.
Kyle Wiliam Schroeder
TFW you realize that you may have doxed the wrong Kyle Schroeder in your shitty documentary.
Ashley's psychologist is a Sarah Palin blow-up doll.
Ashley tossed in this lineup of 2010's most wanted meth fiends for good measure.
Ashley mocks Laundry Man for ripping off art from Carrie
Ashley loves stealing art to promote his shitty, non-existent films.
He doesn't understand that shopping a crowbar into a movie poster still doesn't make it yours.
He didn't even bother to edit this one.
This is the same cunt who got mad over Razer's S my D joke.
Bycycling
Ashley's "art".
Ashley hired some DA faggot to do this one.
So edgy and original!
TOTALLY NOT BATMAN!!111
Canadian Brianna Wu
The Bombardier Beetle defends itself by shitting fire.
Ashley's zombie thriller, Hitching a Ride.
"I make Saints Row look good."
Ashley's horrifying Saints Row character.
Saints Row 3 Ashley is much thinner than IRL Ashley.
Ashley plays Shadow of Boston.
Only Bethesda could succeed in making Ashley even uglier.
He's definitely not obsessed with GamerGate!
What the shirt looks like on an actual human being.
TFW you realize that your fat udders hide half the text on your anti-GamerGate shirt.
That arm could feed Ethiopia for a century.
Several days after the "Swatting", Ashley was whoring himself out on the local radio.
I'm not raycis, some of my best friends are Chingchongese!
Ashley suffered from spontaneous human inflation after the "doxing".
The cameraman knows that this shot will be difficult.
Whaling is a Japanese tradition.
Sure...
GAMERGATE
WENT BACK IN TIME
TO CHANGE HISTORY
BY ADDING PICCOLO DICK
/pol/'s greatest act of trolling was building a time machine for the lulz.
Whoops! Can't Show That in a Christian Manga!
Even Anita Sarkeesian supports ethical journalism.
Better_Burger321
His wife's name is Kaiju.
Thanks for doxing yourself, Kevin.
Kevin's reaction when he realizes that deleting his reddit account wasn't enough to protect him from us.
Olivia R. Waring, half-gremlin and shit-tier "journalist".
Daniel Colacicco
Katie Rife, walking stereotype.
Carly Lane of The Mary Sue.
Ben "A Dick" Arnold
Kat Brown, who writes for Glamour for some reason.
Liv McConnell, professional Girlvinyl impersonator.
Jamie Schneider, professional gay Link cosplayer.
Jamie Schneider decided to change the names and personal pronouns in Ashley's own tweet to help make the point that Ashley Lynch is a fucking hypocrite.
Women are held to such unrealistically high beauty standards.
If he rapes you in your dreams, he rapes you for real.
Ashley prepares to go muff diving.
GamerGaters go to the back of the bus or they get Lynched™.
How Ashley views himself.
Reality is sad.
Moar liek fatgirl amirite? lololol!!111
Ashley Lynch, as she'd appear in GamerGate: The Movie.
Don't drive while under the influence of Social Justice, kids!
Ashley's one black friend proves that he isn't a KKK member.
Bravefart
So progressive!
We're pretty sure that this counts as animal abuse.
Rockin' the Milo Stewart look.
He even fails at Fat Tranny Angle Shots.
He actually likes this pic.
There are breast implants under all of that fat.
The mouth of madness.
The chin of madness.
Ashley is sent to Auschwitz for threatening Richard Spencer.
How can one have no chin and yet have multiple chins at the same time?
Funko Ashley
A more accurate Funko Ashley.
No.
Sean's mad comic skillz.
You didn't gain 100 pounds because of a disability, retard.
When Duckface goes wrong.
Babytroll got man-back.
Sean released RAIMI-ZINE under the label Burning Corpse Comics.
Fanart of Ashley.
Another pic of Ashley's disgusting foot.
Malevolent Monkey Productions
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Lynched by Lynch ~ Smell Like Dead Nigger
Ashley attempts to make contact with The Rapeman and fails.
Ashley attempts to Luka Magnotta his cat.
Ashley before radical feminism.
Ashley after radical feminism.
Ash vs. Evil Dead
