Imaginary girlfriend
An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.
Imaginary Girlfriends
Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's Facebook or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway). These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, Japanese band members, and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.
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Emmy Jo of New Zoo Revue was millions of boys first Imaginary Girlfriend, causing millions of boys first boners. -
Basement boi's and/or beta male's "girl-next-door" ideal imaginary girlfriend. -
Internet models are imaginary girlfriends too. -
Celebs are imaginary girlfriends. -
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I wonder what he used the napkin for... -
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And that's why I feel like I have to wear a glove to touch myself. (I also make myself wear a condom.) -
Imaginary Boyfriend? -
Grow your own today! -
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This is what your imaginary girlfriend looks like.
See Also
- Body Pillows - How Japs and Weeaboos bring their imaginary girlfriends to life.
- Chris Chan - His involves Sonic characters.
- Dying Alone
- Fetish
- Girlfriend
- Internet celebrity
- Internet model
- Mai Waifu - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos
- Manti Te'o
- Peter Coffin - Was outed rather publicly for making up a girlfriend
- Tulpa
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Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia | |
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ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary | |
| Sites: |
Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com | |
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American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning |