Caleb Sharpe
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Caleb Sharpe is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Caleb Sharpe | |
| Born | October 10, 2001 (23 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, surrendered |
| Motive | Autism |
Caleb Sharpe was some autistic faggot and a fucking failure of a school shooter who got bullied at his high-skool, so he decided to pull the Freeman High School shoot em' up, where he only fragged one person. He is another example of YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Just like Nikolas Cruz, he was also a massive fanboi of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Shit nobody cares about
He was born on October 10, 2001. And fun fact, before this fucktard actually committed the shooting, he apparently liked to watch documentaries about school shootings (to nobody's surprise). At the time of the shooting, he was interviewed for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS, and he had been diagnosed with conduct disorder. It was probably autism, as it's ALWAYS autism.
Where the lulz began
High Score Attempt
On September 13, 2017, the then-15-year-old retard would bring an AR-15 and a Colt 1903. But luckily, he was beyond retarded and didn't know how to unjam the AR-15. He would use the Colt 1903 to frag some autistic white kid named Sam Strahan, and injure three others. In 2022, he would get 40 years in prison. But for some reason, they recently decided to resentence him to 25 years.
Gallery
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If only he pulled the trigger earlier. -
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 3 injured |
| Style: | 0/20 Bullying |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Also had autism |
| Bonus: | -101/20 Not even this can save him LMFAO |
Wanted Level:
Karen
See Also
- Sex - What Caleb is currently getting in prison as of right now.
- William Atchison - At least this dumbass actually tried to pull it off.
- Dying alone - Caleb's life in two simple words.
- Sol Pais - Another fucktard who was obsessed with Columbine.
- Randy Stair - A tranny who tried to replicate his idols, and ended up failing miserably.
External Links
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Caleb Sharpe is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
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