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Inuboy1000
Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more... |
It's no big news that a certain embarassing and vocal minority exists within the troll community, autistic virgin weebs that seek to compensate their own failure in life by becoming epic trolls. These people, ironically, have much greater potential as lolcows than they ever had as trolls. One such invidual is Inuboy1000 (Powerword: Brandon Kennedy),an autistic virgin weeb that seems to pop up all over the place bragging about his trolling superiority. His obsession with getting into the "inner circle", trying too hard, and all-around naiveness brings up more parallels to Chris Chan than a master troll.
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Trolling Plans
Well, you ask now. Since he so hard wants to become part of troll Inner Circle and feels he can call Chris's true trolls fail and fags, surely he has thought of some epic mindblowing plans for Chris the trollkind has never seen before? You bet. His first plan included one of his autistic obsessions, Star Wars. He called Chris, pretending to be Darth Vader, a fictional character. Inuboy reasoned that someone who hasn't displayed interest in Star Wars starts, when prank called, contemplate the social status of a fictional character in the context of his fictional world and compare it to his own. Did we already mention he's autistic? We did? Alright then.
Because sadly, no one answered, Inuboy came up with another trolling plan, this time even more epic. A troll pretending to be part of the Inner Circle and a famous troll contacted him, and told Inuboy he gets to join their cool kids club. Inuboy believed this, and was happy to share his trolling plans. This time, he would pretend to be Chris and tardrage at the camera and Chris would get so mad. And if this wasn't EPIC already, he would also make a rant about Chris. Just imagine the lulz.
Taking Down ED
Like many lolcows before him, he too attempted to get his page removed with sophisticated tactics. And predicatably, being equally successful with them.
Perhaps deep down realizing it is the only way to make anyone ever care about him, he resorted to another tactic, turning this very page into his personal blog and whining about his problems with girls. Needless to say it got cleaned.
—An example of Inuboy's shameless attention whoring. |
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Plan A
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Plan B
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Chris...no, Inuboy whining about Sweetheart problems again.
External Links
See also
- Christian Weston Chandler
- YouTube Commentaries
- Troll Shielding
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- RJ Bandsma - Another fine example of what happens when Aspergerers try to be epic ween trolls.
- Star Wars
- Unfunny
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
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