User:Martin van Buren/Girlvinyl
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Girlvinyl (Pronunciation: fæt weɪl) (Powerword: Sherrod DeGrippo) is in many ways the worst kind of lolcow. She is what you get when you combine the greediest Jew, the darkest nigger, the laziest spic, and the most insane scifag into one triple-extra-large package. Initially a defender of lulz and drama as Queen of Encyclopedia Dramatica, Girlvinyl was gradually corrupted over time as she succumbed to the temptations of hookers and blow and artery-clogging super-sized meals at McDonald's, which culminated in the death of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica at her greasy pig hands. Sherrod is currently overseeing operations at OhInternet, a rip-off of the slightly less fail-tastic, (it links to ED, so that automatically makes it better than OhInternet) but much more popular website Know Your Meme.
Even though the entire premise of ED is to make fun of everyone and everything in the harshest and most lulzy way possible, Girlvinyl's page on the old ED only allowed words of praise from her fanboys. This, in addition to her trying to DMCA ED, shows that she is a hypocrite with a very fragile ego.
Background
Girvinyl started off her internets life on a somewhat low-key and anonymous note. She focused predominantly on her LiveJournal, where she posted your typical internet disease-laden fat girl angle shots and pointless ramblings about her life and other such shit nobody cares about. One day, however, girlvinyl began to realize just how fun internet trolling, still in its infancy, was. She and her LJ friends began to harass a mentally unstable homosexual with an over-inflated ego by the name of mediacrat. The result of this organized trolling effort by the ljdrama crew resulted in court appearances, internet settlement checks, and lots and lots of drama and lulz. Realizing that the drama that occurred would be lost to the annals of internet history if left unrecorded, jameth, hepkitten, and the rest of those faggots took it upon themselves to see that mediacrat get his own Wikipedia article. TOW was not amused. Realizing that the ignorant Wikipedophiles did not appreciate a very valuable piece of history on their website, girlvinyl took it upon herself to create a website where internet history would not be forgotten.
In 2004, Sherrod, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, which offered an alternative view to the fascist hold Wikipedia had on information. In a span of 7 years, the website grew from a small wiki documenting e-drama into the internet culture repository, featuring factual information on internet celebrities and teh funniez with an assload of chan faggotry to boot. As the days went by, old Encyclopedia Dramatica began losing space for advertisement thus limiting her usually endless feasts at McDonalds causing her to go in a frenzy of cock sucking advertisers for food, leading old Encyclopedia dramatica to be covered in advertisement. Covered in french fry grease and cum she sank back satisfied in her chair until, In April of 2011 Girlvinyl, being a lazy, self-loathing cunt decided that she wanted to do something with her life other than hosting a website that stood as a bastion for freedom of speech. Rather, she wallow in her semen stained chair, consume even more greasy fast food than before (due to more advertisers) AND own a SFW, politically-correct website AT THE SAME TIME!! Of course, her ambitions led to her deleting everything on ED and redirecting the ED domain to her fail website, OhInternet. Naturally, fanboys raged over Sherrod's actions mainly due to the sudden nature of her decision. Sherrod simply gave a hearty laugh as she stuffed her face full of ass burgers and counted her Jew Gold.
Recently, using a trick pioneered by none other than Grace Saunders, she filed a DMCA notice against ED over the pictures you see right here. Fortunately the new owners are less receptive to false DMCA spam and she has only managed to show her true colors as a crybaby sellout whore who should be treated as such. See Encyclopedia Dramatica:Hall of Lawfags.
Why?
She went from God of ED to a fat slut bitch overnight when she sold out ED to become more white collar for Facebook users and lonely crazy cat women enthusiasts. The bigger question is why. Did she have troll remorse for creating the monster ED was and still is? Is she dying of aids? Did she believe she was doing the right thing? Did she realize she is getting too old and now she is having a midlife crisis?
No, to all. The reason for her treachery is that she is a filthy jew rat, a traitor and a fat disgusting slob that can't afford her fatty lifestyle. She sold out ED to become "Ohinternet" for that extra cash she needed badly because sucking dicks in the dark alley just wasn't enough. It is our duty to exile Girlvinyl from the darkest corners of the internet. You can't take down ED, ED takes down you.
Her white knights
In reality, how many pages did she rip off without sources, not to mention several images? He-rod DeHippo fails to remember that ED is collectively owned by everyone who ever submitted or edited an article. One can start an article, then it is edited by others. Her case is null and void.
Also, please note that if you make an account on her new shitty site and mention anything related to ED, the new ED, or anything about the old ED; one of her goons will ip ban you in about 5 seconds. Don't worry though, you can just come back with proxy.
Fun things to do when you see Girlvinyl
- MAN THE HARPOONS
- Spit in her face (easy target, it's really big)
- Break into her home and smear her wall with poop reading: "The internet is serious business."
- Spit in her coffee
- Skull fuck her without lube (not required, due to the grease and fat in her mouth from eating all day long)
- Leave her toilet seat up
- Replace her butter with margarine, and watch her throw a tantrum.
- Hide in the bushes near her house wearing a khaki safari suit, then tranquilize and tag her. Remember, she is a sizable beast, and will require the dose needed for a herd of elephants.
- Raep her in her sleep
- AIDS up the pooper
- Steal her food.
- Post pics
- ????
- PROFIT!!
Famous Quotes
—#ed on the irony of Sherrod crying over being trolled | ||
—Because snapesnogger isn't funny guys. |
—That's right folks, she owns everything. |
—Sherrod being hypocritical. |
—After someone called the ED "replacement" a cheap ripoff. |
— Lies. Lies and fail. |
More Information
Her personal Page
Personal Contact
Dream Book (Whatever the fuck that is)
Kaboodle
- 40246334
- girlvinyl
- girlvinylish
- Sherrod is [email protected] * Comic Book Whore
- Sherrod on @#gothick @#!/usr/bin/perl #hackphreak
- Sherrod using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
- Sherrod has been idle 3mins 32sec, signed on Wed Jan 09 13:10:28
- Sherrod End of /WHOIS list.
Wordpress
Remember, she may use any number of sock puppets on forums in defense of herself and OhI. Always accuse any white knights of being an OhI admin/sys-op or DeFaggot itself.
Gallery of Fat
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Proof that sherrod was always fat. -
A rare picture where her face isn't blurry. Nice wrinkles. -
DEM CHEEKS -
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Emo rave bullshit. -
Whale emerging from the depths. -
Embarrassing herself and everyone around her. -
Artistic Rendering -
Constantly stuffing her face. -
Attempting to whore for money. -
Typical icon of GV. -
Butthurt after hearing the truth. -
Oh god no. -
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TROLLED HARD -
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Coming to an IMAX theater near you. -
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DeGrippo in her childhood. -
Girlvinyl engages in light bondage -
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FGAS to the max. -
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Attention whoring at its finest. -
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Sherrod, being a fun person. -
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Dehippo having breakfast. -
Painting of Dehippo in her natural posture. -
The ultimate fate of Dehippo at April 28, 2011. -
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For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
See Also
External Links
- Her personal webpage. WARNING! This site
maywill give you cancer. - Her MySpace.
- On Reddit.
- Her Jewtube account.
- Follow her on Twatter!
- Her LJ account.
- Girlvinyl on Kaboodle.
- An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo
- An article outlining DeHippo's deletion of ED
- THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
- One of GV's whiny white knights.
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| Article of the Nao April 19, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by Sniff Heinkel |
Girlvinyl | Succeeded by Nigger |
