Xenuria

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

the greasy faggot

Xenuria and his cat

IF YOU LOOK HIM UP YOU GO TO JAIL

IF YOU LOOK HIM UP YOU GO TO JAIL

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IF YOU LOOK HIM UP YOU GO TO JAIL

IF YOU LOOK HIM UP YOU GO TO JAIL

IF YOU LOOK HIM UP YOU GO TO JAIL

Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart is an aspie who has convinced himself that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epiphany of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.

Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius

Little Red Riding hood

Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

A failed agenda

Darviela was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of Secondlife's endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.

This idea, was of course shot down harder than a Goonswarm titan that jumps instead of bridges.

He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. There is no chance of him being elected to the CSM as the entire community of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase. The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.

CSM Primaries which he is still not ontop of.

Vote for Xenuria! Bring the trash of Secondlife into EVE Online]

The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.

Another failed agenda

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, Xenuria stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.

Gaming Journalism

Darviela was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since farted out several articles about the psychology of internet spaceships. He was also featured on the Meta-Show where he waxed autismal about EVE_Online and other dumb shit.

Darviela: Anagrams

Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.

• Xenuria - As if Scientology didn't have enough autistic social justice warriors in the cesspool.
• Darviela Maravarona
• Valaria' Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
• Valdivindel Blackheart
• Ventargo Malakatrinkus
• Voland Destiny (Second Life Name) BANNED
• Darviela Current Secondlife Account
• Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
• Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
• A pair of Sevens
• MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)
• HockLord (Steam ID)

Xenuria: Funfacts

• Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
• Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
• Xenuria has a vagina.
• Xenuria's woman is a Nigger, making him a nigger lover and a monkey fucker, the nigress is featured in this video

Darviela's "Dox"

Darviela Maravarona's Dox

Practice fedora awareness at home kids.

See Also

• Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs
• Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs
• Mudshark

External Links

• https://mysterioussmell8.wixsite.com/servants-of-xenu/blank-3 some lulzy cult xenuria is shilling

• XenuriaMeme

•  Xenuria
• Xenuria
• 76561198018093315
• Second Life - Darviela
• https://groomswarm.wtf/ The site Xenuria DOES NOT want you to see

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