Amber Buttrum

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The beast emerges from her den to get the essential nutrients of ice cream.

SPERATED AT BIRTH?

Amber Buttrum is a 20 something year old pedophile and professional Andy Milonakis look-a-like who is, in all essence, Chris Chan's female counterpart. She is the self-declared leader of "Animeangel2OO6" a YouTube based group of weeaboos who run a freeweb style website dedicated to their pseudo-satanic "church", whilst still serving as a place to upload their Sonichu-tier artwork. The group is composed of a handful of 15-year-olds, Buttrum, and a few persistent black telemarketers. To make it all worse, everything they do is dedicated to their "hero" 2pac.

Despite being well into her twenties, Amber remains unemployed and chooses to live from welfare check to welfare check whilst operating out of mommy and daddy's house. She claims that she can not work due to her "disabilities" which she lists as Asperger's syndrome, ODD, "severe depression", and "some mental disorder my parents haven't told me about". Although she is still clearly able to spend her days watching and drawing anime, as well as dining out and preying on unsuspecting children. Her parents are portrayed as two tired workers in poor health, forced to deal with the stress of their adult daughter living her life like a child on a daily basis.

Mewen Brown

Why don't you take a seat over there Miss Buttrum?

Mewen Brown is a 15 year old YouTube trouble maker who befriended Buttrum through their love of shitty anime, promoting Buttrum to declare Mewen to be her "one and true only love" despite the 10-20 year age gap. She claims that this is COMPLETELY LEGAL, despite Mewen obviously being a minor. She has also gone as far as to confess her interests of bondage and bestiality to her dear unerageb& girlfriend over several unknowingly recorded skype chats.

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	“	Yes, those are the only two things I will not do.	„
	—Amber on scat and incest, but she is totally ok with bestiality and fart fetishes.

And yes she believes this activity is 100% legal for her to engage in with a 15 year old.

Dem titties

OH GOD WHY

Amber's thought process seems to be severely crippled due to her extreme autism, as she felt it would be a good idea to send the following video to Mewen (who is, once again, 15 years old!).

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Make sure to download it here.

An hero cover up

After the embarrassment of having her nasty titties plastered across the internet, Amber decided the best way out was through good ol' fashion suicide. Unfortunately, she is too fat to hang, too stupid to operate a gun, and her parents keep the pills locked up tight, meaning IRL suicide was out of the question. She soon realized that the option of e-suicide was still on the table, and got to work setting up memorial pages dedicated to herself and her "oh too short" life. All of this would have probably worked too, if she hadn't of come back a few months later under the same name expecting everyone to forget about her previous actions and allowing her to continue living in her little "everything is fine, let's have cybersex with underage girls" world.

As an "artist"

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Drawing images such as the ones above is the "core of her day"; she loves nothing more than spending hours on end making "masterpieces" on lined paper with crayola colored markers. The highlight of her artistic autistic career was her winning some sort of anime contest on Twitter, although the other entries were no more than the same type of crudely made Autist-art.

Improvements of her work

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I'LL SHOW THOSE HATERS WHO'S BOSS

come @ me bro

One day, for no apparent reason, Amber decided to upload a video railing against ED even though she had no previous interactions with this site OR ITS USERS, While decoding the thoughts and (lack of) emotions of any aspie is a difficult task, she most likely felt that pointlessly ranting about the largest drama site on the net and attacking RANDOM SITE MEMBERS would help kids on YouTube from posting "GOT UR NUDES LOL". Needless to say, it didn't help.

	“	I'm gonna c-... cut right into ya... like a chainsaw. S-... So you better watch yourselves.	„
	—A possible attempt at being threatening?

	“	I'd rather watch animals mating	„

Fortunately, Mewen was kind enough to out her friend in order to help prove that messing with ED is a bad idea.

BUTTRUMP CAN NEVER STOP BEING HERSELF

lol, autism

According to Butthump's profile, she can never stop being her. Some argue this is because she will nevar decompose after death because of her massive girth. Scientists in 250X will be astounded by the human specimen found underground in untouched condition. Her body shall serve as a renewable energy source for years to come once dug up.

Birthday chats

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

On the night of her birthday, Amber was discussing her love of yaoi and pedophilia with her beloved girlfriend while her mother sat no more than a few feet behind her. Unknowing that a group of EDiots lurked the room, she proceeded to describe her masturbation habits and fantasies, once again, with her mother right behind her (and we're not joking about that). Suddenly, a wild rush of EDiots began wishing her a happy birthday in the most sincere way possible.

	“	Honey, I don't care if you would like to talk to your girlfriend on the internet, but I am uncomfortable with the sex	„
	—Her mother

I HAD CYBERSEX WITH A ROCK STAR!

Now come on, maybe he did want to bang Buttrum after all???

Buttrub has historically told erroneous stories of having cybersex with Dee Snider of Twisted Sister and he proceeded to take advantage of her. The beast herself has claimed that her nudes were not leaked by Mewen, but by Dee and his evil agenda against her. She goes as far as to blame him for all the troubles in her life, most notably this very article.

	“	That article is personal, and Dee Snider had sex with Amber on webcam and never should've leaked it to Mewen Brown, Amber's friend. Her family and future employers will hear of Amber's bad side once she's Googled. Her sex, not her talents, will be remembered. So yeah, you and Snider better admit your wrongdoings RIGHT NOW! >(	„
	—A YouTube whiteknight (or sockpuppet)

Buttrub his rock bottom

After a month of trying to fight the power and scrub her nudes off the net by ranting on YouTube, Amber finally came to the realization that ED, Anon, and pretty much everyone else on the internet hated her pedo ass. At the same time, the internet was quickly catching up to Mewen's irl life (or lack of for that matter seeing as she is no more than your average weeaboo high school dropout) and her father forcefully did the unthinkable: remove her from the internet! Meanwhile, Amber's former pedo lover Tablecow began whiteknighting for both Buttrum and Mewen, provided Mewen will continue to send him nudes.

In the words of her fellow aspie

A Day in the Life

By Philip Michael Gipson in The Legend of Mewen Brown · Edit Doc · Delete

There was once a girl named Mewen Brown. She lived her life to the fullest and never let anyone influence her. She was friends online with Amber Buttrum. Like Mewen, Amber also lived life to the fullest. She posted videos on YouTube as animeangel2006, mainly song covers, and wrote a story called "The Omen of Teaberry." The villain of the story, she said, was inspired by horror legend Robert Englund. Her friendship with Mewen was amazing, until a bunch of misunderstandings tore it apart. Amber befriended rock singer Dee Snider, who sexually took advantage of her via videotape, but she didn't mind it. She was called a pedophile on national television and had a record of 7,000 views on her featured article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, a site where millions of trolls went. It was a troll named Meepsheep who wrote the article and refused to delete it. Now Amber lives under a new name -- Katy Runyon. Mewen also has had to deal with cyberbullying, particularly from Beefrave, a founder of ED, which made fun of people by telling lies about them (pedophilia, homosexuality, child rape, etc.), and whom Mewen was in love with and wouldn't stop thinking about. She wanted so much for him to be his one true love, but he easily turned her down. It was because of this that Beefrave managed to almost call the police on Mewen to make her life even more miserable, but he never got around to that. Temporarily Mewen was relieved about it. Beefrave has an unhealthy obsession with Bam Margera. He even has a Bam Margera fetish, and I messaged Bam himself on Twitter. I was scared because Beefrave called the police on me because I had cybersex with Mewen. Meepsheep did nothing to protect Mewen and I from Beefrave, but Megasavage, an e-lawyer, helped us out with our troll issues. Mewen spoke with a guy named Cain Paradise about what had been going on in her life, and eventually he would betray her not only once, but twice (he went against her in her school and online). What Mewen thought was a friend was never a friend at all. But it didn't end there. Mewen was friends with Brittany Holechko, also known as IHM. She trolled me constantly on our Tinychat sessions, so Mewen and I called CSI on her and the trolls. I myself am friends with a man named Taekesi on YouTube. He emails me about how Mewen and myself are doing, and I respond respectfully to him. Of course, his name is my nickname for Mewen. She will always be my Taekesi. We have a Tablecow/Taekesi relationship with each other, though she has a real-life significant other named Kyndol Clark, who was always in love with Mewen from the start...and has a fart fetish. He and Mewen are married, but are thinking about getting a divorce. Another of Mewen's friends is James Deen, a very popular porn star who fully supports Mewen and I's troubles with the trolls and protects us with his very life. Tablecow, another potential lover for Mewen, blocked her and broke her heart. He has a popular page on ED. Mewen had dealt with her eating disorder and habit of smoking. She talked with Shane Hugaboom about his girlfriend Savannah. I tried to get him to break up with her, but he would have none of it; he was totally dedicated to Savannah. I, not Mewen, messaged Shane. Savannah's wet-wet smells like rotted milk, egg salad, dirty tartar sauce, ass grease, piss, and pus. Also, her asshole reeks of feces and anal grease. The same thing can be said about Beefrave's wife. Mewen and I talked about me fucking her and pooping on her, Cool Whip, and drinking her period blood from a cup, as well as eating her pussy and licking my feces off her wet-wet. Mewen was too addicted to the Internet in spite of all the drama happening. She had spoken to David Duda and his friend Calvin Hammond, Mewen having a crush on the latter. She wanted to e-date him like she tried Beefrave, but Calvin started going into hiding because of the drama happening online. Calvin is a completely sexy man and doesn't really put out, or else he could've had sex with Mewen and Amber easily. And on DeviantART, someone had hacked into her account there and talked mean to someone she knew in real life about his dead mother. Due to that, the comments were immediately removed. Due to the constant drama, Mewen was forced to leave the Internet behind for good. It was messing up her life, and she knew she had to break that habit. She will always be remembered as a hero who gave her very all against the evils of cyberspace. And if I know her, she'll be a much, much stronger person. Nothing would ever stand in her way again, not even cyberbullies. She hopes she will be homeschooled, clean more, gain weight, go on more walks, be more religious, have more hobbies other than trolling, maybe play "Second Life," "The Sims," and "Grand Theft Auto," watch more television, and just be in the clear of Internet drama for good. For her future, she will totally drop out of high school and either get a job at Walmart or McDonald's or be a phone operator. But if she never drops out, she'll be a detective. Her Tablecows with her as she lives in an apartment or mobile home, then gets a house...and marries all of her friends. She will also spend more time with Timmy, her cat. And she'll be moving out next year. A man named James Shelton, an inbred hillbilly, loves Mewen with all his heart, more than anyone else. But Mewen isn't fully into him, and he is stupid. Maybe in a year or two she will love him. To quote a poem: We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine Our motha fuckin' HOMIES! HOMIES! We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo) HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine HOMIES! HOMIES!

You don't like me, you can fuck off! Carnival ain't for everyone!

Good luck, Mewen Brown. You will not be forgotten.

See also

• CWC - Now neither of them will be virgins!
• Amber Buttrum/Beefrave Logs
• animeangel2OO6 Baleeted
• 7MusicPeople
• Her site, lolwut? Deleted

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