Aaron Alexis

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Aaron Alexis
Nationality	Americunt
Statistics	Killed: 12 Injured: 9
Style	FPS, Single player
An hero	Yes
AKA	Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rank	---
Perk/s	Scavenger Pro

Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz.

As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too busy tossing the salad. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.

Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did).

Aaron Alexis used his keycard to gain access to the naval base.

The microwave device his roommates used to send vibrations down his body.

Looks like someone forgot to have breakfest.

Game Play

Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base

See also

• The Binghamton Tet Offensive
• Chris Dorner
• Doom

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