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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Venom2204 (Logan Wood) is yet another 28-year-old DeviantArt user, hardcore brony, and diehard Nickelback fanboy. Venom enjoys taking photos at his school, including some of the students and teachers who have to deal with seeing him during the week. Venom is popular on both DeviantArt and The Cringe Channel. He claims to have a snake inside of him who is "a beast waiting to be unleashed." No, srsly. Poetic, and of course autistic.

Mr. Wood also has a pack of white knights on his DeviantArt page who will constantly defend his artistic triumphs. Despite this, even furfags despise Venom, and encourage everyone to stop viewing his DeviantArt page, as it's an inaccurate representation of furfaggotry.

Ponies

Logan claims to have a special relationship with imaginary ponies. As Venom has quite obviously no real friends to hang out with, he photoshops My Little Pony characters into his house to keep him company, even going as far as shoping them into family photgraphs. Examples of what Venom does with his pony friends is shit like watching movies with Applejack and Rainbow Dash, babysitting the CMC, and singing to Pinkie Pie.

In an exploding category on DeviantArt where "artists" upload pictures with photoshopped ponies, Logan is one of the most sickening users. Catching one glimpse of his pony profile causes a forceful expulsion of the contents of one's stomach, a side effect which many internet users experience while looking at brony art. Other photos are usually uninteresting shit, such as custom-made My Little Pony characters which took absolutely no effort to create.

	“	I found Pinkanema crying down in the basement, I asked her what was wrong but she wouldn't talk. So I took her upstairs and sang her a song to make her feel better, she gave me a smile and hugged me. 5 minutes went by and she didn't want to let go of me.	„
	— Venom2204

Star-Bolt-Pony

As well as being a new DeviantArt page, Star-Bolt-Pony is Logan's very own original, unique, inspiring pony character. Star-Bolt-Pony is what Logan describes as himself in the My Little Pony universe. Logan makes up "interviews" in which he both questions the pony and then answers them himself, and then posts them for the world to read. From the words of Logan himself, Star-Bolt-Pony's family was brutally murdered and sexually molested as a child. At one point during the interview, Star-Bolt-Pony was captured and tortured by a demonic allorcorn. He had tormented Star-Bolt-Pony about the death of his family and raped him at one point according to Logan's profile. Why was this necessary Logan? Please, tell us.

Venom2204 About missing Pics

His MLP avatar
Logan is otherwise known as Benderman
He deserved it
His imaginary girlfriend

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Daria is actually a man
Logan fantasizes about being raped and tortured
What 17-year-old dreams of doing this stuff anyway?
Fucking disgusting

The Beast

I cannot control my irresponsible behaviour, I'm autistic

"The Beast" is basically the monster inside Venom2204 who is a part of him waiting to be let go. Venom2204 cannot control him or tame the way he acts, just like how his parents couldn't do the exact same thing to him. If he ever transforms, stay the fuck away, but you were probably planning on doing that anyway, weren't you?

Since Venom2204 is a poisonous supervillain waiting to be freed, no one at his school pays any sort of attention to him, nor do they go anywhere near him. To occupy his lunchtime, Venom brings his ponies to school with him so he can feel a false stroke of hope of not dying alone. This parasite also fantasizes about eating other human beings he catches in a web. This monster takes many different forms such as snakes, bugs, and other humans. If you were paying attention, then you should already know that the monster is directly ripped off from Spider-Man, as with every DeviantArt user who copies from shit like Sonic and My Little Pony.

	“	He is the monster, that lives inside of me. A dark shadow, covering me everyday. I cannot make him go away, for he is a part of me. When he comes out, I have no control. He can hurt someone, and I can do nothing. I've tried to gain control, but he is too strong. His voice echoes in my head, tormenting me at night. I cant run from him, for he is always there. He is my worst nightmare, my greatest fear. He is Venom, the beast within me.	„

Poems and Stories

Warning!
THESE POEMS/STORIES ARE EITHER INCREDIBLY SHIT OR BORING AS HELL! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

The story of Trixie

In the land of Equestria, there is a beautiful unicorn.

Trixie is her name, and she's gonna rock your world.

She travels the land, to show off her skills.

To put on a show, in a whole new style.

Ya sit on back, and you watch the light show.

The Great and Powerful Trixie, has arrived tonight.

To put on a hell of a show, and blow away your mind.

She casts a thousand spells, into the bright night sky.

And ya don't ever mess, with this pretty little pony.

Cause there ain't no stopping, The Great and Powerful Trixie.

She tells of the tale, where she vanquished an Ursa Major.

But ya think something is up, cause ya never heard the tale.

Then an Ursa Minor come to town, ta squash ponies under it's paws.

Trixie tries to fight, but she is just too scared.

Then ya stand on up, and crush her dreams.

The Great And Powerful Trixie, had arrived tonight.

To put on a hell of a show, and blow away your mind.

She casts a thousand spells, into the bright night sky.

And ya don't ever mess, with this pretty little pony.

Cause there ain't no stopping, The Great and Powerful Trixie.

When the terror is over, the ponies run poor Trixie outa town.

She runs and cries, leaving a trail of tears.

And as she runs, she screams she'll be back.

And now today, ya better watch out.

Trixie is back, and better than ever before!

The Great And Powerful Trixie, has arrived tonight.

To put on a hell of a show, and blow away your mind.

She casts a thousand spells, into the bright night sky.

And ya don't ever mess, with this pretty pony.

Cause there ain't no stopping, The Great and Powerful Trixie!

Proof Logan is an emo

I remember those days, about 6 years ago.

When you looked me in the eye, and said it's over.

My heart began to crack, when you left me that day.

Every night I cry, as I miss you when I'm all alone.

I just want to know, why did you leave me?

Is it because of my darkest days, that you left me alone?

I regret doing the things, I did so many times.

But I would take it all back, just to see you again.

Yes I do remember, my darkest days.

It's been 2 years, since you left me alone.

And I have fallen, into deep depression.

Did you really have to go, and why did you do it?

But after all this time, I've been alone.

I start to realize, the reason you left me.

It's because of my darkest days, that you left me alone.

I regret the things, I did so many times.

But I would take it all back, just to see you again.

Yes I do remember, my darkest days.

And as I sit in the corner, of this empty room.

I think of all the pain, that I caused you.

I put the gun up against my head, wanting to end it all.

My craving desire, to end my life.

All because of you, and my darkest days!

It's because of my darkest days, that you left me alone.

I regret the things, I did so many times.

But I would take it all back, just to see you again.

Yes I DO remember..............My darkest days.

Original plot with original characters

The war between the Lunar Republic and Solar Empire raged on, the two

sisters Luna and Celestia had turned on eachother and war broke out in

Equestria. After a huge battle, the Lunar Republic's troops were badly hurt.

Luna gazed at the wounded, she was afraid she'd lose to her sister. We need

something powerful, she said to herself. Star bolt!! A pegasus commander named

Star Bolt entered the room, he was awaiting orders from the Princess. Yes dear? He

spoke, Luna turned and faced him. I need you to go to the world of Earth and find

something powerful, she said. We are in need of a weapon so powerful, it could wipe

out an army. But how will I get something like that back to Equestria? Asked Star Bolt,

a puzzled look on his face. Here this will help, said Luna. She cast a spell and turned the

young pegasus, into a unicorn pegasus. Now you can telaport the weapon here, and take

Cool Breeze with you. As you command Princess Luna, said Star Bolt and he bowed and left

the room.

Later he met up with Pegasus captin Cool Breeze, he would be helping to find a weapon of

mass destruction. Let's go, said Star Bolt. Aright then, said Cool Breeze. And so the two

friends telaported to Earth to find the ultimate weapon, and as they flew Star Bolt saw

a strange island in a large ocean. Hey let's check that island, said Star Bolt. The two ponies

flew down to the island, it had huge strange curved rocks on it. When they landed, they're

hooves made a unusual sound on the ground. This island is really strange, said Cool Breeze.

Hey did you feel that? Asked Star Bolt, the ground felt like it moved. Just then, there was a

loud exsplosion. A large steal ship was in the distance, and then that's when the island moved.

The water exsploded as the island rose upward, the two ponies were scared to death. They were

standing on the back of a giant creature, not an island. They took off to get a look at the creature,

it was the biggest thing they had ever seen. It looked like a dragon with giant spikes on it's back,

they saw humans on the ship. When they flew closer, they clearly heard them call the giant creature

Godzilla. The monster shot a beam of blue fire at the ship, it went up in flames and the Godzilla beast

roared. Star Bolt had never seen anything so powerful, and then he realized it. Hey Cool Breeze, he said.

What? Asked Cool Breeze, his face showing confusion. Star Bolt Looked at him and said, we found our weapon.

Bore yourself to sleep