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'''Xenuria''' aka '''Aaron Bongart''' is an aspie who has convinced himself that [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through [[retard|devotion]] to the great [[xenu]], tl;dr this guy is the epiphany of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and [[gotis|incorporate it into how he acts online]].
'''Xenuria''' aka '''Aaron Bongart''' is an aspie who has convinced himself that [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through [[retard|devotion]] to the great [[xenu]], tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and [[gotis|incorporate it into how he acts online]].


== Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
== Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
[[File:Xenuriacringe.png|thumb|[[Pedobear|Little Red Riding hood]]]]
[[File:Xenuriacringe.png|thumb|[[Pedobear|Little Red Riding hood]]]
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.



Revision as of 22:05, 13 November 2022

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Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart is an aspie who has convinced himself that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.

Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius

trash] of Secondlife into EVE Online
The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.

Another failed agenda

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, Xenuria stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.

Gaming Journalism

Darviela was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since farted out several articles about the psychology of internet spaceships. He was also featured on the Meta-Show where he waxed autismal about EVE_Online and other dumb shit.

Darviela: Anagrams

Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.

Videos


Xenuria: Funfacts

Darviela's "Dox"

Darviela Maravarona's Dox

Practice fedora awareness at home kids.

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