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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart is an aspie who has convinced himself that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.
Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius
Another failed agenda
In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, Xenuria stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.
Gaming Journalism
Darviela was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since farted out several articles about the psychology of internet spaceships. He was also featured on the Meta-Show where he waxed autismal about EVE_Online and other dumb shit.
Darviela: Anagrams
Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.
- Xenuria - As if Scientology didn't have enough autistic social justice warriors in the cesspool.
- Darviela Maravarona
- Valaria' Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
- Valdivindel Blackheart
- Ventargo Malakatrinkus
Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)BANNED- Darviela Current Secondlife Account
- Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
- Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
- A pair of Sevens
- MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)
- HockLord (Steam ID)
Videos
Xenuria: Funfacts
- Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
- Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
- Xenuria has a vagina.
- Xenuria's woman is a Nigger, making him a nigger lover and a monkey fucker, the nigress is featured in this video
- Xenuria believes in trannies worshiping jins because there was a chalagmua Tribe that belived in two spirits and that's why you should put kid on hormone blockers and worship Baal
Darviela's "Dox"
Darviela Maravarona's Dox
Practice fedora awareness at home kids.
See Also
External Links
- https://mysterioussmell8.wixsite.com/servants-of-xenu/blank-3 some lulzy cult xenuria is shilling
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76561198018093315- Second Life - Darviela
- https://groomswarm.wtf/ The site Xenuria DOES NOT want you to see
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