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[[File:Cndioocævmckcmkcsakmæ.jpg|100px|thumb|His shitty [[GoAnimate]]-style avatar, complete with a [[Chris-Chan|claw of fail]].]]
[[File:Cndioocævmckcmkcsakmæ.jpg|100px|thumb|His shitty [[GoAnimate]]-style avatar, complete with a [[Chris-Chan|claw of fail]].]]
'''Clay Claymore''' is a [[nigger]] [[internet tough guy]] known for his shitty editing, shitty arguments, and spending 79% of his YouTube career bitching and whining about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|the cartoon fandom]]. His videos can accurately be described as 7 minutes of baseless [[ad hominem]] attacks and [[Unwarranted self-importance|ego-stroking]] in a manner not unlike any of [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto|A-Log]]'s commentary videos on [[Chris-Chan]]. When not making videos, he will make random posts about other shit nobody gives a flying fuck about, such as how he played some shitty NES game when he was young or “does Barbershop really need a sequel?” He will also retweet random ''[[The Simpsons|Simpsons]]'' quotes or YouTube Thumbnails, because he is too fucking lazy to make his own jokes. [[Lie|He claims to have a job as an insurance agent, a girlfriend and friends who he hangs out with in real life.]] Which is highly debatable since he gets [[butthurt]] refrains from showing his face or [[Lazy|taking the time to purchase a decent mic]].
'''Clay Claymore''' is an internet troll known for his many lulzy videos on various [[lolcows]]. Though in his icons he does show black people, whether or not he is actually a [[nigger]] is [[some argue|debatable]].


==Response to criticism==
==His videos==
[[File:Clayclaymorenintendo.PNG|Clay Claymore is a nintendo fag.|thumb]]
Claymore's videos can basically be described as ad hominem attacks on [[redundant|autists in the cartoon community]], which is fine as with proper use from a [[Dramatician|connoisseur of drama]] ad hominem can be funny, but his iMovie text-to-text style of videos renders them unwatchable.
{{quote|Please stop sending me MegaDoopTV's response video. His video is complete crap and people are idiots for thinking it was a "good" response.|Clay, unable to handle the fact that people disagree with him and have the balls to [[Pwn|call him out on his bullshit]].}}
{{quote|[[Internet tough guy|I have a girl, Enter doesn't. I have a college graduation, he doesn't. I have friends, he doesn't.]]|Clay, [[Lie|talking out of his ass]] as usual.}}
Clay Claymore’s examples of cowardice towards opposing viewpoints stirred up when commentator MegaDoopTV decided to tackle his response to [[Doug Walker]]’s #WTFU video. Unable to handle his ass being penetrated by a 17 year old, the [[nigger|oreo]] himself decided to [[Incontinent Student Bodies|bitch and moan]] about it on Twitter about how “he doesn’t know anything about fair use” and how “he took my jokes too seriously”, so much to the point that he made a Tumblr response to his video. Granted, as narrow-minded as [[Doug Walker]] is towards fair use (thinking that it gives him the right to use 95% footage and spoil the entire fucking movie as well as making a profit off of it), Mr. Claymore fucked up even harder since he claims that people need to consult the original content creator to use material in their videos, despite the fact that the defense itself says that you do not need to consult the original content creator.


==What makes him butthurt==
==What makes him butthurt==
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*Anybody who disagrees with him
*Anybody who disagrees with him
*His fans
*His fans
*[[MysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[RMG Productions]]
*[[RMG Productions]]
*Criticism
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Steven Universe]]
*[[Steven Universe]]
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*Telling him not to rely on ad-hominem attacks
*Telling him not to rely on ad-hominem attacks
*MegaDoopTV, MacboyReducX, [[SonofOdin29]], and Blaze the Movie Fan, four guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him
*MegaDoopTV, MacboyReducX, [[SonofOdin29]], and Blaze the Movie Fan, four guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him
*Insulting him for how much of a [[iDubbbzTV|niggerfaggot]] he is
*[[Nigger|ThatKidDouglas]] (aka TheYoungHero)
*[[Nigger|ThatKidDouglas]] (aka TheYoungHero)
*Shnobbs Man (aka Gabriel)
*Shnobbs Man (aka Gabriel)
*Gamer Channels
*Gamer Channels
*Anime (despite liking [[Atlus|Catherine]])
*Anime (despite liking [[Atlus|Catherine]])
*Your constructive criticism
*Manga
*Manga
*People enjoying the things he doesn't like
*People enjoying the things he doesn't like
*Telling him he has no sex appeal
*Telling him he has no sex appeal
*Calling him a sperg
*Calling him a sperg
*His life
*Calling him gay
*Calling him a troll
*Calling him a troll


==Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy==
==Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy==
*He claims that MysteriousMrEnter and his fanbase do nothing but complain about ''[[Teen Titans|Teen Titans Go!]]'', yet his channel is comprised of regurgitated shit related to the cartoon fandom.
Claymore is, even for a troll, a massive hypocrite. For example, he claims that TheMysteriousMrEnter [[Truth|whines about Teen Titans Go! too much]], yet he has made 5 videos on MrEnter, which is almost as many as Enter has made on TTG.
*Claims that every single animation fan is a [[basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[manchild]], yet based on his behavior displayed towards MegaDoopTV, this is a complete clusterfuck of hypocrisy.
Enter isn't the worst offender of this though, Clay has made 13 videos on [[03bgood]] and still plans to make more because "It's been awhile since [he's] made one"
*Hates MysteriousMrEnter with a burning passion, yet [[pussy|blocks and insults every single person who disagrees with him]], just like the manchild aforementioned.
*Called out [[AnimatedJames]] for literally pissing all over his fans in his "misanthrope" journal post, yet in his Tumblr post, Claymore claimed that [[Butthurt|anyone who called him out on his bullshit was "shallow"]] and [[Bullshit|"will come back when I start talking about someone they don't like."]] On top of that, upon discovery of this article, he claims that ED needs to "keep trying" and that "the person didn't think before writing the article", despite being a fan of the site. This is solely because people talked shit about this retard and he only wants a [[Hugbox|hugbox]] to cater to his moronic opinions.
*Claims that MegaDoopTV's response to him [[Irony|had "shitty mic quality and editing software"]]. Um, Clay, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS USES TEXT INSTEAD OF SPEECH.
*When a kid [[Brony|who liked My Little Pony]] became an hero, he promptly accused ponyfags of only caring when it's convenient to them. When an artist tried to do the same however, Clay being the [[Nigger|nigger]] he is, promptly latched on to her and used said incident to throw shit at cartoon fandoms like a [[Manchild|reasonable adult]] would.
*Clay Claymore claims to be against the [[Fair use|#WTFU]] hashtag movement on YouTube, [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|yet bitched about receiving a community guidelines strike after he made a video about Benthelooney's Patreon]].
 
==How to troll Clay Claymore==
*Disagree with him
*Ask him to show his face
*Say that [[MysteriousMrEnter]] (even though he also sucks) is the greatest reviewer on the planet
*Tell him that he doesn’t have a job or friends
*Ask him if he has blocked you yet
*Show him this article
*Telling him his "Text-To-Text" commentating style (which was probably made with Windows Movie Maker) is utter sucky garbage.
*Calling him MrEnter 2.0 (but worse).
*Repeatedly calling him Andre Cedeno (aka Fat Andre).
 
==How to know if you've owned him==
*He blocks you
*[[Coward|He doesn't respond to your post]]
*[[Irony|Says "ha, I win!"]]
*[[Internet tough guy|He insults you]]
*When he blocks you, talks garbage behind your back.
*Tries to insult your appearance instead of trying to come up with a reason why he is right.
 
==Gallery==
 
==His fanfucks==
*[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]] - Creator of the [[Snoregasm|Reaction & Review]] series, also bitches about his haters and critics.
*[[KaBlamBandicoot64]] - A fellow fantard who [[Bitch|can't handle negative opinions on his work]] and [[Ignorance|generalizes all haters/detractors as "Enterbots" or "trolls"]].
*[[British Scum|JesusWithBazookaz79]] -  A British fatass who makes responses to the same people that Clay tackles with [[Lazy|minimal editing or scripting]]. He also claims that Clay's detractors "don't get sarcasm".
*[[gurigorloX]] - Unfunny troll who makes shitty cartoon fandom parody vids featuring his "DarkEmoMario64" incarnation.
*[[Joe Crusher Pickles]] - an [[abortion|unwanted]] [[Internet stalking|internet stalker]].


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[illiniguy34]]
*[[illiniguy34]]
*[[MysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[03bgood]]
*[[03bgood]]
*[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]]
*[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]]
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==External links==
==External links==
*{{ytchannel|UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw|Clay Claymore}}
*{{twitter|ClayClaymore}}
*{{facebook|https://www.facebook.com/Clay-Claymore-YouTube-1067735339956826/|Clay Claymore}}
*{{tumblr|clay-claymore.tumblr.com/|Clay Claymore}}
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Clay_Claymore Lolcow.wiki article]
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Clay_Claymore Lolcow.wiki article]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw/feed YouTube channel.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/Clay-Claymore-YouTube-1067735339956826/ Facebook page.]
*{{twitter|ClayClaymore}}
*[http://ask.fm/Clay_Claymore Ask.fm.]
*[http://ask.fm/Clay_Claymore Ask.fm.]
*[https://benthelooney.wordpress.com His old Wordpress blog.]
*[https://benthelooney.wordpress.com His old Wordpress blog.]
*[https://clay-claymore.tumblr.com/ His Tumblr].


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Revision as of 18:57, 9 January 2017

His shitty GoAnimate-style avatar, complete with a claw of fail.

Clay Claymore is an internet troll known for his many lulzy videos on various lolcows. Though in his icons he does show black people, whether or not he is actually a nigger is debatable.

His videos

Claymore's videos can basically be described as ad hominem attacks on autists in the cartoon community, which is fine as with proper use from a connoisseur of drama ad hominem can be funny, but his iMovie text-to-text style of videos renders them unwatchable.

What makes him butthurt

  • Cartoon fans
  • Anybody who disagrees with him
  • His fans
  • TheMysteriousMrEnter
  • RMG Productions
  • My Little Pony
  • Steven Universe
  • The Loud House
  • Gravity Falls (hates it more than Steven Universe and MLP)
  • Asking him to show his face
  • Telling him that he doesn’t know shit about fair use
  • Telling him not to rely on ad-hominem attacks
  • MegaDoopTV, MacboyReducX, SonofOdin29, and Blaze the Movie Fan, four guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him
  • ThatKidDouglas (aka TheYoungHero)
  • Shnobbs Man (aka Gabriel)
  • Gamer Channels
  • Anime (despite liking Catherine)
  • Manga
  • People enjoying the things he doesn't like
  • Telling him he has no sex appeal
  • Calling him a sperg
  • Calling him a troll

Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy

Claymore is, even for a troll, a massive hypocrite. For example, he claims that TheMysteriousMrEnter whines about Teen Titans Go! too much, yet he has made 5 videos on MrEnter, which is almost as many as Enter has made on TTG. Enter isn't the worst offender of this though, Clay has made 13 videos on 03bgood and still plans to make more because "It's been awhile since [he's] made one"

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