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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Crazyvideosandrants (aka Mik) is an obese 36 year old basement dwelling pedophile who spends most of his time on JewTube hanging out with his cool pre pubescent wannabe troll groupies on youtube.He can generally be seen bitching about how much everything sucks and out and about terrorizing people 30 years younger than himself with the cool 10 year old boys he is trying to impress with his undeveloped 13 year old I.Q,personally,vocabulary and trolling antics(The 36 year old pervert equivalent of roses and candy). He spends every day making butthurt rants and uploading videos of bands and random topics such as KMART(Clearly he hasn't realized they have a feedback section on their site for complaints). He is also known to be associated with the YouTube GoAnimate Club and is well known as a Christina Aguilera stan.
Quote of the month :
"Sorry guys, I was going to spam Beyonce's music videos, but I thought it would be a waste of time, plus, you know how the butthurts are these days, they'd probably report me faster than a blink of the eye." Yah, I can tell the Beyonce fans are the butthurt side of this argument
"Screwtube can go suck their own fucking dick and die!"
Rants
The typical title of the videos is "(Insert name of subject) sucks". All of his rants come in this style as well as making jokes of the subject
—DA FUQ IS DIS!? | ||
<video type="vimeo" id="57987624" width="500" height="450" desc="Remix of rants: Go Fuck Yourself by Korean Aspergal" frame="true" position="center"/>
Trolling
When he's not making rants, he pulls out his best trolling styles. Here's some great examples
—Crazyvideosandrants saying the most offensive and the most clever insults ever | ||
(Generally upsetting nobody but himself)
'Pussy Blocker' Video's When trolling succeeds or the victim just doesn't care enough about him and he is blocked. He will prepare his special move, the 'Pussy Blocker' video. It involves him belittling one of the people he has attempted to troll who has blocked him as a result. These video's are usually titled '(insert name of subject) is a pussy blocker'
'Pussy Blocking' When trolling fails he may resume his defense position and promptly block the victim out of one or more of his channel and video's.
'Sending out Minions' If he knows that the person he is attempting to troll is not easily trolled,unlikely to block him and will likely make fun of him blocking them.He will then resort to sending out his minions.This is usually a last resort and involves him vomiting several small but slightly more intelligent 10 year old children out of his ass and deploying them to the channel of the person who is response trolling him in a desperate attempt to troll them.
Of course this generally ends in failure with his minions going into hiding by putting their channels on private or blocking the seemingly more dangerous victim.He will then blame the victim for out-trolling his minions and will proceed to uploading a silly rage/rant video about them similar to the 'Pussy Blocker' Video's and adding them to his shit list.
Imitation Accounts May try to troll people by making silly accounts copying them in some vulgar manner,Pretends it isn't him in an attempt to make the original user believe he has someone who cares enough to make a duplicate account under their name.Tries to make trouble for the original user by speaking in his usual obnoxious,racist,homophobic and mentally retarded dialog in an effort to troll people into attacking original user. Fails to work because the imitation is too vulgar to be a believable alternative account for example he will turn 'Bob' Into 'Bobthewanker' and expect people to believe that the original 'Bob' would really make an account that self insulting and stupid. A clear sign of Crazyvidsandrants illogicality and brain damage.
Possible Triggers
Listed Below are some of the possible triggers for Crazyvidsandrants trolling
'Racism' Crazyvidsandrants is known to have an aversion of anyone who is not White or Korean,while at the same time saying he has an anti racism stance. Take these quotes for example :
'Why do Japenis lover niggers, but hate other people? Japan shouldn't even be an Asian country since every other Asian country hates them. They should become an African country'
'So? Canada killed its own people too. Stupid Wapanese/Weeaboo faggot. Japan is declining now that ROK has surpassed them by sales.'
'and nobody give a shit about your wetback ass. get your beaner ass back, Mexico, where you belong.'
'blacks.....always playing the race card. STFU and get a life, negro.'
Specism Crazyvidsandrants is known to be extremely specist especially to cats.Be cautious when letting your animals outside and call the authorities if you see an obese asian staring at it's ass and licking his lips.
Amanda Todd and other deceased people One of the more low trolling episodes, where Crazyvidsandrants, the transvestite IamGod aka Jessica and several other basic bitches proceeded to troll video's and threads about recent teen suicide and bullying victim Amanda Todd by spamming them with comments calling her a whore,saying that she is burning in hell,deserved to die etc.
Other deceased people such as Whitney Houston have also been subject to his trolling.
<video type="vimeo" id="65018684" width="500" height="450" desc=" Failtroll and Groupie: IamGod730 aka Jessica having a spack attack." frame="true" position="center"/>
Phobia of Japan Crazyvidsandrants has an irrational aversion of Japan. Even speaking Japanese around this strange little beast may trigger a tantrum which may last days. Very pressed over anime,stalks it's fans and calls them weaboo's and Otaku's. Strangely enough many of his minions are fans of Anime like 'My little pony' and Japanese video games like 'Super Mario Brothers' by Nintendo.
<video type="vimeo" id="57987679" width="500" height="450" desc="Example (A) The Crazyvidsandrants groupie DryCandy Going postal over anime" frame="true" position="center"/>
Crazyvidsandrants groupie and crystal meth user 'Dry Candy' aka 'Crystal coco' getting a little excitable over Anime during Crazyvidsandrants little troll war against the 13 year old anime fans. This video was taken down by Miss Candy only to be promptly stolen and re uploaded. It seems Miss Candy didn't like the reaction she got from the community of youtube and decided to abort mission.
Crazyvideosandrants in action
Crazvideosandrants Apology Video
I think we must call in Wattie Buchan
Friends
Below are examples of small children that Crazyvidsandrants has lured into or is attempting to lure into his mini van with candy,fluffy toys,Pokemon cards etc.
Iamgod730 [1] Aka Jessica, tries to troll using recycled lines from the Rick the Mullet Man wiki.
Drjamesaq2 (Benny Reyes, also affiliated with Bill9929)
FuckKratosHaters (Josh Markey)
Crystal Coco Crystal formally known as 'Dry Candy' [[3]]
FuckInstagram Formally Queen Zeppelin aka Shea McCormick aka Spidey665 ([email protected]) [4]Another basic brony bitch, who claims to be 14 but when email is entered into google. The result comes up as a 24 year old from Halifax, Nova Scotia who has a clear addiction to sex chats and cam2cam (claims that his cousin is also called Shea McCormick and uses the same msn to save face)His mariowiki also states he was born 'I was born on November 28, 1993 in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada' which makes him 20 and not 14. One can only imagine he pretends to be 20 in an effort to fit in/or attempt to molest his online friends who are mostly under 18 in a similar method to Crazyvidandrants.
All details available on google.
His Description
— The intelligence of one of Crazy's butt buddies, thinking that he's an awesome troll | ||
Known B& YouTube accounts
External Links
MikTheAsianMan Another recent account , replacement for KoreanAspergal which was shut down after FAILED youtube partnership. Noticeable change in personality. Jekyl/Hyde.
His youtube partner was yet another pre pubescent child.Bet you didn't see that one coming ,did ya?
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Crazyvideosandrants is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |