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'''Matthew Alan Davis''' was born on September 21, 2000 and resides in [[Virginia|Chris-chan's state]] where he basically posts about 5 or 6 videos every day, which would usually be (like I said), consists of shit like reaction videos, user videos, message videos, reviews on TV shows, movies, and video games, poorly-drawn MS Paint slideshows (which will be explained as this article expands), and now...drawing videos and that is probably the least shitty out of all of the shit that was mentioned before that one. Oh, and plush videos...we're not fucking kidding, but he's half a decade away from becoming a manchild. Because of the uploading times of his videos, it can be implied that Matthew is A̶.̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶B̶.̶ ̶E̶x̶p̶e̶l̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶.̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶(̶m̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶i̶e̶s̶.̶ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-vHx3nGVig In a recent video, Matthew has revealed that he is homeschooled, which is why he makes a crap ton of videos every day]. Also, because he refuses to leave his house and spends all his time making shitty videos, he is slowly getting fatter and fatter! | '''Matthew Alan Davis''' was born on September 21, 2000 and resides in [[Virginia|Chris-chan's state]] where he basically posts about 5 or 6 videos every day, which would usually be (like I said), consists of shit like reaction videos, user videos, message videos, reviews on TV shows, movies, and video games, poorly-drawn MS Paint slideshows (which will be explained as this article expands), and now...drawing videos and that is probably the least shitty out of all of the shit that was mentioned before that one. Oh, and plush videos...we're not fucking kidding, but he's half a decade away from becoming a manchild. Because of the uploading times of his videos, it can be implied that Matthew is A̶.̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶B̶.̶ ̶E̶x̶p̶e̶l̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶.̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶(̶m̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶i̶e̶s̶.̶ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-vHx3nGVig In a recent video, Matthew has revealed that he is homeschooled, which is why he makes a crap ton of videos every day]. Also, because he refuses to leave his house and spends all his time making shitty videos, he is slowly getting fatter and fatter! | ||
What's worse is his mother is totally clueless to her son's behavior and will defend her widdle baby boy, not matter how much of an asshat he makes of himself, because he has Autism and he's fat (mainly due to medications and/or the fact he eats [[McDonald's] for every meal). She has also founded a group called RAIN (Richmond Autism Integration Network) to help him make friends, but if people saw how he acted in his videos, they wouldn't want to be friends with him! | What's worse is his mother is totally clueless to her son's behavior and will defend her widdle baby boy, not matter how much of an asshat he makes of himself, because he has Autism and he's fat (mainly due to the [[drugs|medications]] he take and/or the fact he eats [[McDonald's]] for every meal). She has also founded a group called RAIN (Richmond Autism Integration Network) to help him make friends, but if people saw how he acted in his videos, they wouldn't want to be friends with him! | ||
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Ever since the hey-day of GoAnimate! and the dawn of Chris-chan, there have been some people who have followed the paths of these things and were noted for their faggotry. And then there's also people like Benthelooney and TheMysteriousMrEnter in the animation community who have made a name of themselves for their contributions in the cringe that occurs.
If you combine all three of these assets of cringe-worthy, you would get a string of people who have the same default opinion as their possible idols, like the two mentioned above, who do cringy shit for cringy people. One such famous (or basically infamous) person is Matthew Davis (the Powerword of such names like CartmanFan921, Mippy Trippy, Matthew Davis IGUA, Matthew Davis the Movie Lover, and MatthewDTheGAMER), a 15-year-old dude with a body shaped like a pear and (no surprise) Autism, who originally did typical non-GoAnimate shit that GoFags would do, which consists of reaction video on every little piece of media or on a person/user, but now does reviews on movies and games. More info coming on the way.
Information
Matthew Alan Davis was born on September 21, 2000 and resides in Chris-chan's state where he basically posts about 5 or 6 videos every day, which would usually be (like I said), consists of shit like reaction videos, user videos, message videos, reviews on TV shows, movies, and video games, poorly-drawn MS Paint slideshows (which will be explained as this article expands), and now...drawing videos and that is probably the least shitty out of all of the shit that was mentioned before that one. Oh, and plush videos...we're not fucking kidding, but he's half a decade away from becoming a manchild. Because of the uploading times of his videos, it can be implied that Matthew is A̶.̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶B̶.̶ ̶E̶x̶p̶e̶l̶l̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶.̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶(̶m̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶i̶e̶s̶.̶ In a recent video, Matthew has revealed that he is homeschooled, which is why he makes a crap ton of videos every day. Also, because he refuses to leave his house and spends all his time making shitty videos, he is slowly getting fatter and fatter! What's worse is his mother is totally clueless to her son's behavior and will defend her widdle baby boy, not matter how much of an asshat he makes of himself, because he has Autism and he's fat (mainly due to the medications he take and/or the fact he eats McDonald's for every meal). She has also founded a group called RAIN (Richmond Autism Integration Network) to help him make friends, but if people saw how he acted in his videos, they wouldn't want to be friends with him!
Earliest moments
Matthew started it all back in November 2011, where he started off recording videos of himself doing rather odd stuff that most kids would typically do when they're on the Internet. This type of shit consists of believing that he's a cartoon, having an imaginary friend, seeing shit in 3D, giving out "good" advice, etc. He went by a character called Mippy Trippy. If you are wondering how this type of shit was found...they were originally posted onto his mother's YouTube account and then more were made on two separate accounts, both called Mippy Trippy.
Mippy Trippy
Mr. Davis made more of these onto his current account, including a fucking movie. That's right, 90+ minutes of boredom with a side of apathy.
Apparently, cartoons exist!
One of Matthew's possibly first major shit moments was back in October 2013, when he posted this video, which despite not getting a lot of views and almost no comments, except for one by some Brit quoting 03bgood. In this one, Matthew claims that he hates his life, believing that cartoons exist and that they're getting "meaner", also confirming his Autism, and his hate-boner for Johnny Test. Everything else is just Autistic stutters and pauses, but that's normal for an Autistic 13-year-old, who just hit puberty. Actually, about the whole "cartoons exist" bullshit, he made an earlier on the 16th of August, which was nearly as long as the "I have Autism". Anyways, that pile of shit of a video is basically Fatthew embracing out his retarded belief that, and as we've stated, "cartoons are real".
By the way, the kid in the second video seems to be way more mature than Matthew.
Stuff he gets aroused by
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- South Park, including his waifu Eric Cartman
- His internet friends
- Gravity Falls (FUN FACT: Matthew got depressed for two-to-three weeks, all because the show ended)
- Steven Universe
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- SuperMarioLogan
- The Amazing World of Gumball
- Adventure Time
- Regular Show
- Harvey Beaks
- We Bare Bears
- The Powerpuff Girls
- Teen Titans
- Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
- Dexter's Laboratory
- Robot and Monster
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Ed, Edd n Eddy
- Arthur
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Wander over Yonder
- King of the Hill
- Beavis and Butt-head
- Jimmy Neutron
- The Looney Tunes Show
- Bob's Burgers
- Johnny Bravo
- Clarence
- Chowder
- Robot Chicken
- Happy Tree Friends
- Rugrats
- Courage The Cowardly Dog
- The Big Bang Theory
- Drake & Josh
- Seinfield
- Full House
- F.R.I.E.N.D.S
- Good Users
- Good Movies
- Minecraft
- Portal
- Destiny
- Plants VS Zombies
- Call of Duty
- Grand Theft Auto
- The Angry Video Game Nerd
- Nostalgia Critic
- PewDiePie
- Benthelooney
- WatchMojo
- Rick and Morty (I should note you that Matthew in the Animated World looks like an Autistic Morty)
- I guess Anime, but some of his internet friends are otakus.
Shit that makes him lose his sanity
- Johnny Test, his bigger hatred is that "flame-headed douchebag".
- Teen Titans Go
- The Nutshack
- Mr. Pickles
- Brickleberry
- Uncle Grandpa
- The Annoying Orange
- Supernoobs
- The Problem Solverz
- The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
- The Buzz on Maggie
- Pig Goat Banana Cricket
- Sanjay & Craig
- Phineas and Ferb
- Breadwinners
- The Mighty B
- Planet Sheen
- Fanboy & Chum-Chum
- Almost Naked Animals
- Scaredy Squirrel
- Pickle & Peanut
- Fish Hooks
- TUFF Puppy
- Sonic Boom
- Bubsy
- Code Lyoko
- Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
- My Little Pony
- Winx Club
- Dora the Explorer
- Caillou
- Teletubbies
- Barney and Friends
- Ni Hao Kai-Lan
- Little Charmers
- Micky Mouse Clubhouse
- Jake and the Neverland Pirates
- Little Einsteins
- Doc McStuffins
- The 7D
- Peppa Pig
- Oobi
- Shimmer and Shine
- Special Agent OSO
- In The Night Garden
- Sofia the First
- Sheriff Callie's Wild West
- Boohbah
- Chuggington
- Peg + Cat
- Daniel Tiger
- Sid the Science Kid
- Veggietales in The House
- Alvin and the Chipmunks
- Boku no Pico
- Bad Users
- Foodfight!
- Birdemic
- Doogal
- Gigli
- The Room
- Norm of the North
- The Nut Job
- Furry Vengeance
- The animated "Titanic" movies
- The "Star Wars" prequels
- Garbage Pail Kids
- Smurfs
- After Earth
- Movie 43
- Seed of Chucky
- Battle For Terra
- Open Season
- Fifty Shades of Grey
- Battlefield Earth
- The Last Airbender
- Pinocchio's Revenge
- A Haunted House
- Seventh Son
- Gods of Egypt
- Kangaroo Jack (More like Kangaroo JACKASS!)
- Fred
- Spy Kids
- Michael Bay's "Transformers"
- Anything that has Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer's names on it
- Superman 64
- E.T. for the Atari 2600
- Trolls
- Cyberbullies
- D̶a̶ ̶B̶e̶z̶d̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶n̶l̶?̶ ̶N̶O̶!̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶D̶A̶ ̶W̶U̶R̶Z̶D̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶N̶L̶,̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶!̶ Da Bezd Chanl AKA Da Bezd Troll EVAR!
- Justin Bieber
- One Direction
- Nicki Minaj
- Rebecca Black
- Emer Prevost, all because the fat fuck made a f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ (unfunny to Fatthew Dipshit and his buttbuddies) joke about zapping little kids in an old video.
- Hamoude Ajam
And many more!
The boy who cried "FUCK THIS SHOW"
You obviously know by now after reading this article that Matthew HATES Johnny Test, as if it's worst thing since 9/11. In fact, he even has a playlist consisting of 15 videos on him bashing on Johnny Test(icles). Here are some examples of his hateboner towards it.
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Also, note how the person who mirrored that long rant on Johnny Test is posing as a South Park character. From something that he enjoys. In other words, "Oh my god, this video was re-uploaded by Kenny! You bastard!".
Ripping on Bad Movies/Shows
During his involvement with the Integra Good User Alliance, better known as the IGUA, which are one of those dumb groups that are related to GoAnimate, Matthew decided to make videos where after he spends his parents' money on VHS tapes, DVD's, and Blu-ray's, he decided if he can buy movies and shows that he hates...so he can smash them, usually with a bat. Literally. The fact is that his parents don't know that he fucking wasted their money. This is some hilariously bad shit. Here are examples of how hilarious bad and cringy they are, just as much as the other type that will soon be mentioned:
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Another thing, his most-popular video is quite possibly the most unfunny, annoying video/joke Matthew has ever made. This video is where he and his butt buddy play a game where two movies that they hate have sex. This is so hilariously and painfully bad that it makes A-Log's stand-up comedy videos look like George Carlin. Here it is:
Criticism
As of November 2015, many people have called this wanker out for his piss-poor reviews & rants, shitty cinematography (which Chris-chan would be so proud of), shitty MS paint drawings, and pointless destruction videos of "bad" movies. Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you enjoy his lulziness), due to his inability to take criticism or learn from his mistakes, Matthew is still making shitty rant videos and hate videos related to Johnny Test.
Address
Here's the real kicker. He gave out his home address in a recent video of his! He deleted the video, but not before people copied the address.
See also
- I'm 12 and what is this?
- Cartoon Network - Fap material for Matthew.
- TheMysteriousMrEnter - Who he wants to be like. After all, they have hateboners for the same shows (The Nutshack, Mr. Pickles, etc.). Even though Matthew has ironically never heard him.
- 03bgood - Both are spergs who won't shut the fuck up about a mediocre cartoon that they hate (For Blake, The Oblongs. For Matthew, Johnny Test).
- TooDamnFilthy - Like TDF, Matt has a shit ton of people looking up to him and always defend him if somebody criticize him or troll him and act like Matthew is always in the right.
- Chris-chan - They both live in Virginia, like srsly
- A-Log - These two have something in common as well. They would go after a retard (Chris-chan and a GoFag named Hamoude Ajam, who might be given his own page sooner or later) when they're not any better. Where A-Log's friends have their own page, think it's safe to say that there could be a separate page dedicated to M-Dav's posse.
- KaBlamBandicoot64 - Speaking of A-Log, KaBlam here did a commentary on Matthew's DVD Sex-tape video. It was utter shit. But considering his own earlier videos are just as bad as Matthew's, he's not one to talk.
- GoAnimate - Because of the whole group thing, as in the user videos, reaction videos, etc.
External links
- Matthew's old YT channels: [1], [2], [3]
- Matthew's current YT channel
- His backups: [4], [5]
- Group channel
- Gaming channel
- DVD & Blu-ray Opening channel
- Amazon wishlist
- RAIN- the organization founded by his mother
mippytrippy - His abandoned DeviantArt account. WARNING: Contains a shit ton of cringy drawings. Most of them are hate art towards Johnny Test(icles).
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