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{{spoiler|LENA DUNHAM SEXUALLY ABUSES HER LITTLE SISTER AND WRITES ABOUT IT IN DETAIL IN HER | {{spoiler|LENA DUNHAM SEXUALLY ABUSES HER LITTLE SISTER AND WRITES ABOUT IT IN DETAIL IN HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY}} | ||
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[[File:Lenafatcake.png|thumb|right|300px|right|A symbol of "Body Acceptance"]] | |||
[[File:Lena dunham says women don't lie about rape.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Exhibit "A"]] | |||
[[File:Lena dunham is a woman who lies about rape.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Exhibit "B"]] | |||
'''Lena Dunham''' {{jew}} aka '''Lena Dunhamplanet''' is the woman that <strike>[[Rosie O'Donnell]]</strike> Jabba the Hutt [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/04/rosie-odonnell-lena-dunham-the-embodiment-of-gloria-steinem-for-feminist-movement/ once called] "The embodiment of the feminist movement", and considering Dunham is a fat, hysterical [[pedo|child molester]] with a stupid hair color that falsely accuses [[men]] of [[rape]], you can say that Rosie was never more right in her life. | |||
Dunham is a [[fat]], [[alcoholic]], [[drug]] addicted, [[feminazi]] hack writer, shit comedian, and goyim-hating shnorrer that was raised by two radical [[feminists]] and groomed by the [[liberal]] part of the media from an early age to turn her into "The voice of the new generation", resulting in her growing up to have a [[nazi]]-like hatred of [[republicans]] and severe body issues that she tries to overcome by constantly showing her pudgy [[ass]] and tiny [[tits]] to her [[DO NOT WANT|reluctant audience]]. After shitting out a failed TV show with abysmal ratings that nobody cared about despite every leftist on TV trying to force people to like it, their dreams of turning her into a media sensation that can indoctrinate young minds into [[social justice]] crumbled when she was caught falsely accusing some random republican of rape and '''wrote in her autobiography about molesting her little sister.''' | |||
==About Lena== | |||
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Lena has been through a [[long cat|long road]] of [[child abuse|shitty parenting]], [[drug]] abuse and [[feminist]] [[Indoctrination Campaign|indoctrination]] to turn her into what she is today: an [[hambeast|overweight]], chronically [[insecure]] [[sexual deviant]] and [[leftypol/|/leftypol/]] level political extremist that is so desperate for sexual [[human]] contact and a way to convince herself that she doesn't hate herself and her body, that she [[strip]]s on national television at every opportunity to the horror of her 3 1/2 disgusted viewers. | |||
But we're getting ahead of ourselves... Let's start at the [[genesis|beginning]]... | |||
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===Early Life=== | |||
== [[ | Lena was born to a couple of [[jew]]ish, [[Self-important|self-absorbed]], [[Extremist|radical]] feminist [[art]]ists who made it their life's work to use the precious few moments where they weren't taking an active approach to parental neglect, to indoctrinate their daughter into being exactly like them. | ||
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This proved [[success]]ful thanks to them committing early-on to make her think she's the center of the [[space|universe]]. At the age of 9 Lena was being interviewed by magazines about her opinions on [[fashion]] and at 16 she was having articles written about her in national newspapers to detail a barefoot, [[vegan]] [[birthday]] party she <s>had for her friend</s> '''[http://www.newsweek.com/lena-dunham-273863 staged] for the benefit of the ''New York Times'''''. It was as if the entire [[left|left-wing]] media was already grooming her since birth like a horny pedophile so that they could later make her their national propagandist by labeling her "The voice of a generation" (seriously, they constantly call her that despite the fact the "generation" couldn't care less about her). | |||
===Her Batshit Parents=== | |||
[[File:Carroldunham.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Her dad's "art".]] | |||
Much of Lena's problems can be attributed to her parents. | |||
Both of them are "artists" who make "feminist art". [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/03/lena-dunhams-father/ The father] draws fat women with gaping [[asshole]]s and [[furry]] [[vaginas]], and the [[mother]] is a jew that [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/02/05/lena-dunhams-mom-women-are-still-fighting-to-hold-onto-our-basic-rights/ dresses up blowup dolls.] The combination of the [[typical]] drug abuse and self absorption common among artist, coupled with radfem preaching from both sides, created a neglectful environment (they didn't even pay attention when Lena molested her little sister) where Lena can do whatever she wants and her only role models are [[Narcissism|narcissistic]] [[feminazi]]s for whose attention she longed. | |||
This all bore fruit, as Lena grew up still craving her parents' [[attention]] and continues to copy all their personality traits and political beliefs, never bothering to develop any of her own. The result is an [[ego|egotistical]] attention seeker who believes [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/01/12/for-lena-dunhams-girls-character-black-republicans-like-nazis/ republicans are literal nazis] who are out to get her. | |||
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===Lena the Feminazi=== | |||
Lena's most prominent [[personality]] trait is rabid feminism. Lena believes that [[Republicans]] are evil and are all a part of a [[conspiracy]] to destroy her. She has an unhealthy [[obsession]] with [[abortions]] and spent much of her time trying to get people to vote for [[Obama]] using [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/07/lena-dunham-performs-with-lil-jon-to-promote-abortion-rights-and-marijuana-legalization-in-rock-the-vote-video/ embarrassing videos of her dancing around like a retard with lil Jon.] But all of that is [[sex|just the tip]] of the iceberg. | |||
She also said that [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/01/12/for-lena-dunhams-girls-character-black-republicans-like-nazis/ you shouldn't date Republicans because they are literally Nazis,] writes [http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/09/25/lena-dunham-loses-her-clothes-for-planned-parenthood/ insane rants to random fans] with semi-[[naked]] pictures of herself included, said [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/01/15/lena-dunham-gay-marriage/ she won't get married until gay marriage is legalized] (although that one might have been a way to mask the fact no one wants her), went on [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/27/lena-dunham-goes-full-tipper-gore-against-hip-hop/ a rampage about hiphop] like it's the [[90s]] while citing examples of [[sexist]] songs that don't contain sexism, tried to use the midterm elections to [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/30/lena-dunham-explains-why-the-midterms-matter-keep-sexist-politicians-out-of-office/ convince her fans to use them to get rid of anyone who isn't a feminist] and finally... | |||
{{quote|1=Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let’s save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren’t advancing the cause.|2=Lena Dunham|3=[http://www.breitbart.com/blog/2013/02/25/lena-dunham-let-s-save-the-nasty-lookist-attacks-for-women-who-aren-t-feminists/ promoting harassing women online.]}} | |||
Yep, that's right. Lenda Dunham encourages her fans to [[harass]] [[women]] [[online]], but only if they do it to punish them for not being feminists.<br /> | |||
The final stop for the crazy train (thus far) was when she said [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/04/09/lena-dunham-sad-she-is-straight/ she's disappointed that she isn't a lesbian] (gets in the way of man-hating), but happy that her sister is. However, her sister might only be a [[lesbian]] because Lena has been raping her since she was a baby (more on that later). | |||
Hilariously, [http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/96890315.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Diane Keaton (understandably) mistook her for a lesbian at first glance.] | |||
=="Acting Career"== | |||
In spite of her media friends trying to hail her as the new [[jesus|messiah]] of [[comedy]], Dunham's acting career has been a disastrous failure, consisting of 90% failed movies she made herself about herself, 10% TV show that shares the same characteristics but [[fail]]ed even more miserably, and 100% propaganda. | |||
===Movies: An Avalanche of Self-indulgent Crap=== | |||
{{quote|I didn’t want you to Google me and the first thing you see is a debate about whether my breasts are misshapen.|Dunham|about the reaction to her videos.}} | |||
Unsurprisingly, Dunham never went to film school. She has a [[Art School|liberal arts degree]] and her "career" started by her making videos talking about feminism and posting them on [[youtube]]. No one really cared until she committed her first act of public nudity in a desperate attempt to get anyone to look at her [[fat]] body. Dunham put on a bikini and brushed her teeth (probably for the first time in years) while standing in her college's public fountain. | |||
The video went viral... because she's so fat.<br /> | |||
Everyone flocked to it to make fun of how [[disgusting]] she is and how mismatched her [[tits]] are, resulting in her taking the video down. Sadly, this was not the end. Lena then made several other videos (all made by her and starring her) until finally creating ''"Tiny Furniture"''. This nugget of nepotism, starring her and her publicity-hungry family, is an autobiographical [[turd]] that got passed around Hollywood so everyone can laugh at the fat chick who made a movie about herself naked (again) and decided to ignore the fact she has no talent or experience and just give her a show... | |||
The wager did not pay off. | |||
==="Girls" - The ratings repellent=== | |||
{{quote|If I see Lena Dunham's ass, boobs or tattoos again I want HBO charged with crimes against humanity.|Joan Rivers|[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/06/18/joan-rivers-blasts-lena-dunham-weight/ about Lena's show.]}} | |||
'''"Girls"''' is a ''[[no|fascinating]]'' show about Lena and her upper/[[middle class]] [[friends]] laughing about their shoehorned [[social justice]] politics (including [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/19/girls-season-4-triggering-review-lena-dunham-delivers-2015s-first-bush-joke/ an episode] about [[Trigger Warning|trigger warnings]]), [[fat|luxurious eating habits]], shopping sprees and revolting sex life. Lena, unhappy with only making an autobiographical movie and wanting an entire show about herself, uses this show to advance her social justice rhetoric against bland [[Mary Sue]] caricatures with [[strawman]] arguments. The show is ripe with situations for Lena to rave against [[men]], [[MRA]]s, poorly strawmanned [[Conservatism|conservative]] political opinions and [[racist]] depictions of [[spic|latina]] women, while ignoring [[First World Problems|actual problems]] like the ones in [[Canada|3rd world countries]]. | |||
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The show was a flop. | |||
I mean [[WOW]] was it [[bad]]. Hitting new lows every week, the show's viewership numbers soon became [[pathetic]], reaching a measly '''one third of a percent in ratings''' (1.1 million) before having 10% and '''40%''' rating drops and ending up at [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/22/looking-ratings-weak-girls-crashes/ a comical 330k viewers per episode.] The left-wing media's pathetic attempts to protect their golden girl did nothing to draw in an audience. Despite all the manufactured hype and everyone on the left ''insisting'' that Lena is '''"The voice of the new generation"''', no one seemed to listen to that voice because it was shrill, [[unfunny]] and constantly whined about feminism. In fact, people cared so little about Lena that [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/30/girls-denied-college-access/ she couldn't even use her celebrity status to get an unknown university to let her use them as a set.] | |||
In a desperate scramble, her friends set her up with guest appearances in other shows. But, instead of it generating more hype about ''"Girls"'', '''the rating of every show Lena cameod in crashed that week'''. ''"[[SNL]]"'' and ''"Scandal"'' both saw [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/09/girls-lena-dunham-drags-snl-down/ seasonal] [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/03/20/scandal-episode-featuring-lena-dunham-slips-to-season-low-ratings/ lows,] as Lena's fat ass sunk to the bottom of the ratings ocean like a fat, wounded whale, dragging whatever show she was attached to down with her. It got to the point where Lena had to pretend [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/10/lena-dunham-doesnt-care-about-republicans/ she "Doesn't care about ratings"] and [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/12/lena-dunham-may-quit-acting/ threaten to quit acting], hiding her shame by claims she's doing it because she would "Rather give parts to other women than be the woman having the parts", like she's [[Nigger|Denzel Washington]] taking up all the good black roles, when in reality she couldn't get a good acting gig if her life depended on it. | |||
Not even [[cheap]] provocations could get anyone interested. Lena desperately tried to spice things up by [[trying too hard]] to be [[edgy]], with things like [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/brian-williams-weighs-in-on-daughters-televised-analingus-no-animals-were-harmed/ ass-eating scenes] and her getting naked all the time, but seeing her mayonnaise-blob of a body only drove more viewers away. | |||
But there was another reason why Lena kept getting naked... | |||
====Lena the Exhibitionist==== | |||
{{Quote|There’s not one guy who works on my show who hasn’t seen the inside of my vagina|Lena|[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/05/27/lena-dunham-theres-not-one-guy-who-works-on-my-show-who-hasnt-seen-the-inside-of-my-vagina/ talking about being a whore.]}} | |||
Lena is [[obviously]] an [[Exhibitionism|exhibitionist]]. | |||
She constantly tries to mask this by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/13/slate-lena-dunham-nude-because-larger-context/ claiming she is doing it "for feminism"] and that she's trying to teach people about [[Fat Acceptance Movement|body acceptance]], but when you consider that a day doesn't go by without Lena finding an excuse to get naked in a public [[forum]], it all becomes rather hard to believe. Her first exposure to the media was her in a bikini out in public, her second was an entire movie where she's in her underpants, the moment she got a show she started writing herself into nude scenes and trying to excuse it as fighting for feminism, she volunteered to star in some [[Planned Parenthood|planned parenthood]] campaigns where she also got naked, and her [[twitter]] and [[Instagram]] are constantly [[flood]]ed with her posting semi-nude photos with the most contrived of justifications. Even her fellow cast members aren't safe from the horror of he repulsive body, as she refuses to wear the skin-colored pasties she's provided for nude scenes. At one point, she sent an insane, [http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/09/25/lena-dunham-loses-her-clothes-for-planned-parenthood/ 41 section email] to some random guy she was talking about to tell him how she hates some republican candidates and finished it off by sending him a picture of herself with birth control pills in her mouth. But she couldn't even do that without stripping naked wrapping herself in a towel before taking the picture as if she just sat there for the past hour writing the email dressed like that. | |||
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All this leads to one obvious conclusion: Lena is sexually frustrated.<br /> | |||
Unable to find any man who would want to sleep with her, Lena gets naked in any and all occasions for a cheap sexual thrill like a flasher on [[Omegle]]. Only she's flashing the entire, grossed-out nation (or at least the half of a third of a percent that's still watching her). | |||
==''"Not That Kind of Girl"'' - Lena's book saga== | |||
Unhappy with only having a movie about herself and a [[TV]] show about herself, Lena decided to write a book about herself as well. It was titled ''"Not That Kind of Girl"'', in what one can only hope was [[irony]], and was a pile of [[crap]]. | |||
The book is a collection of things that might as well be [[blog]] posts on [[LiveJournal]] and tell her [[boring]] life story that no one wants to hear about a 20-something year old woman that starred in one failed TV show. The book deal was attained via more sad attempts by liberals to make people care about Lena like a shitty [[forced meme]], and was soon plagued by various [[drama|controversies]] including stolen early copies of the [[book]], [[false]] [[rape]] accusations and Lena raping her little sister becoming public. The publishing company paid Lena a small fortune for the book, despite her being 28 with a half a career and nothing to write an autobiography about, and after submitting a disastrous first draft and spending her entire advance on a house she can't afford, Lena taught the book industry a lesson about throwing their money at [[talentless]] [[hack]]s by destroying her own reputation. | |||
=====Reviews in the Papers===== | |||
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|Just because something is true doesn’t make it a good story.|Jessie Katz, [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/lena-dunhams-not-kind-girl-738611 The Hollywood Reporter.] | |||
|She didn’t labor as the voice of her generation. She was nobody’s voice but her own.|James Wolcott, [http://www.newrepublic.com/article/120027/not-kind-girl-review-lena-dunhams-callow-grating-memoir New Republic.] | |||
|A book that isn't very funny.<br>|Jessica Kasmer-Jacobs, [http://www.wsj.com/articles/book-review-not-that-kind-of-girl-by-lena-dunham-1411760551 The Wall Street Journal.] | |||
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=====Reader Reviews===== | |||
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===Gawker Gets the Original Version - Lena calls the lawyers=== | |||
The book was already getting in trouble before it was even published when [[Gawker]] [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2012/12/11/dunham-lawyers-gawker/ got their hands on the proposal version.] It contained chapters about Lena being disgusted with herself for being fat, her making fun of other fat people when she wasn't, stories of her parents indoctrinating her with feminism since before she could even walk and [[LOL|her worrying about having a FUPA]] ('''F'''at '''U'''pper '''P'''ussy '''A'''rea). | |||
{{archive|aPGCO|According to Gawker}}, 13% of the book is a list of things she ate in 2010 (must have been a really long book) and was to contain a copy-pasted collection of Dunham's feminazi emails that she sent to people. Dunham freaked out and called her [[jews|lawyers]] to have Gawker take it down, but this small collection of (rather telling) quotes still survived. | |||
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|I went to my first Women’s Action Coalition meeting at age three.<br>|Not surprising | |||
|I’ve been in [[therapy]] since I was seven.<br><br>|Again, not surprising | |||
|13% of the proposal’s pages are devoted to reproducing a diary Dunham kept of what she ate in [[2010]].|Quote from Gawker's description of the book | |||
|(Dunham) intends to devote an as-yet-unwritten chapter to ‘a collection of emails that screw the pooch, jump the [[gun]], and terrify men'.|Another one | |||
|{Dunham) writes that she is concerned with parts of her anatomy, writing that she thinks she has the 'beginnings of a FUPA (fat upper p*ssy area)'|LOOOOOOOOOL | |||
|When I was about nine I developed a terrible fear of being [[anorexic]].<br>|Fat chance ([[pun]] intended) | |||
|When I was about nine I wrote a vow of [[virgin|celibacy]]…. I knew my mother had waited until the summer after she graduated [[high school]].|Yet now she's a [[slut]] | |||
|At 24 I felt like an old maid….<br><br>|Which is why she needs to think up excuses about [[gay marriage]] to pretend she's alone by choice | |||
|When I got to college I suddenly had the sense that my upbringing hadn’t been very “real.”<br>|First recorded case of [[Self-aware|self awareness]] | |||
|Once I had a [[vegan]] dinner party which was chronicled for the style section of the [[New York]] Times.|Teaching her to be a fame [[whore]] from an early age | |||
|Once at poetry camp I saw my friend Joana in a bikini…..<br>|LESBO | |||
|I immediately started seeing my mother’s nutritionist, Vinnie.<br>|Didn't help much | |||
|Every ice pop I ate, every movie I watched, every poem I wrote was tinged with a fearful loss.<br>|[[Emo]] | |||
|Cassie was a very fat girl we knew who we had nicknamed fat Cassie because she also wasn’t that nice.|Lena Dunham - defender of fatspo | |||
|I’ve never kept a diary, because if a girl writes in her diary and no one’s there to read it did she really write at all?|[[Attention whore]] | |||
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She had her lawyer try to get these removed as well, but was unable thanks to a legal loophole that Gawker used by writing under every quote that they're only using it to illustrate what an amazing writer she is and pretending it isn't [[sarcasm]]. | |||
===Lena Dunham Book draft Exclusive=== | |||
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Guess what? We got our hands on [[Lena Dunham/Book Draft|a copy of the original leaked draft]] and it's as bad as you thought, if not worse. Better save a copy quick before she calls her lawyers and makes us delete it.<br> | |||
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==='''LENA DUNHAM MOLESTED HER BABY SISTER'''=== | |||
[[File:sis dunham.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Doesn't get much more creepy than [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/03/lena-dunham-instagram/ this.]]] | |||
But the fun was only beginning, because when the book actually came out, people took notice of these little segments: | |||
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|As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.|Lena literally described herself as a sexual predator | |||
|“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. | |||
“Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. | “Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. | ||
“Does her vagina look like mine?” | “Does her vagina look like mine?” | ||
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One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. | One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. | ||
My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” | My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” | ||
My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.}} | My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.|Lena playing with her baby sister's vagina | ||
|I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to [[masturbate|figure some stuff out.]]|This continued for years | |||
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So Lena spent her entire childhood [[molest]]ing her little sister, resulting in her turning her into a [[lesbian]]. When this came out she eventually [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/17/hypocrisy-lies-children-lena-dunham-hires-top-crisis-management-firm/ had to hire one of the biggest crisis management firms in the country] to help her out by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/06/dunham-sue/ threatening to sue anyone who mentions it,] but not right away. First, instead of attempting to salvage what little reputation she had before and admitting that molesting your 6 year old sister is, in fact, fucked up (or at the very fucking least that the material was probably [[CP|too explicit to put in her book]]), she took the exact opposite route and, in true [[social justice warrior]] fashion, proceeded to lash out against any critics and claim she was the victim of persecution by Fox News and MRAs who don't understand fucking your sister when you're 17 (or older) is normal. | |||
The incident helps shed some light on [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/19/lena-dunham-woody-allen/ why earlier] Dunham was defending [[Woody Allen]]. | |||
{{center|{{frame|[[File:Lena_raging.png]]|background=white|border=gold}}}}<div align="center">'''What the fuck is wrong with you?'''</div><br /> | |||
{{center|{{frame|[[File:Right_wing_conspiracy_lena.png]]|background=white|border=gold}}}}<div align="center"> '''OMG THEY'RE USING WORDS I SAID AGAINST ME. IT'S A RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY!'''</div> | |||
==Book saga II: Electric etc== | |||
May 2016 and [http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2016/may/18/is-it-evil-not-to-be-sure-lena-dunham-review?CMP=twt_gu Lena releases another "book",] this one comprising a diary she supposedly kept [[100 years ago|in 2005-6]]. Choice comment from review: "The question of what is right and what is wrong appears throughout the book, taking many forms – though quite often as lightly sketched humorous quips and small doses of self-pity, with an almost total lack of analysis." Only in the Jew media would an "author's" complete absence of self-awareness and insight be taken for bold and praiseworthy artistic innovation. | |||
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|Is it wrong to do things just to write them down?<br><br>|Yes, yes it is | |||
|I have always believed that women chronicling their own lives, even (or especially) at their most mundane, is a radical act|Even if it's attention-whoring just to have something to write about? | |||
|So now it’s part of my personal mythology: I lost my virginity to a total psychopath [...] [[wut|I saw him shaving with his hat on.]]|He got off lightly, whoever he was | |||
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==Lena Vs. Breitbart and the Fake Rape Story== | |||
{{quote|When my roommate told me I was raped I burst out laughing.|Dunham|[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/03/lena-dunham-raped-by-republican/ clearly traumatized.]}} | |||
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After the horrible and unjust [[slander]] by the [[misogynist]] and [[Fat Acceptance Movement|thin privileged]] society around her, Lena remembered that, somewhere in her book, she documented a time she was [[rape|raped]]! As a prestigious [[Buzzfeed]] contributor and daughter of an [[Privilege|affluent family]], clearly she was the ''victim!'' Both [[Jezebel]] and Buzzfeed {{Archive|xMzkb|decided to}} [http://www.buzzfeed.com/lenadunham/lena-dunham-why-i-chose-to-speak-out shill for] their [[Gawker]] mascot and help her divert attention from the fact she was herself a rapist as if everyone in the world is distracted by a new news story like a [[baby]] is distracted by shiny objects. But all was not well... | |||
The first problem with this "rape" story was that what she describes doesn't sound like rape at all... According to her, she was [[drunk]] and [[high]] on [[cocaine]] at a [[party]], and then went home with "a republican personality on campus" who shoved his fingers in her [[pussy]] while she was trying to pee, indicating he was probably more drunk than she was. They then went home where he fucked her, during which she describes “moaning and telling him how great he was in bed”. It was not until she got home and her friend told her she was raped did she know that she was. | |||
So what part of this is rape exactly? Well... | |||
*They had rough sex and Dunham never gave him explicit verbal permission to be rough (but didn't try to stop him) | |||
*His [[condom]] came off twice during the act without her permission (although the fact he put it back on when she told him to the first time indicated he wasn't really forcing her) | |||
*She was drunk and high on [[Xanax]] so she couldn't give consent (even though he was probably just as fucked up as indicated by him trying to plug her up with his fingers as she peed) | |||
*Her “moaning and telling him how great he was in bed” was apparently a defense mechanism (meaning there was no way for him to know she wanted him to stop) | |||
Using the description of the man and his name being stated as "Barry", all of Lena's feminist friends began slandering the first Barry they could find. However... | |||
===Breitbart Exposes the Lie=== | |||
There was a second problem with the rape story - the assailant's description.<br /> | |||
Dunham describes him as a supersenior who went to school with her in [[2008]], was a known republican on campus and worked in the [[school]] library. She claims this person also raped two other girls, punched some [[cunt]] in the tit and had one sexual encounter that ended with the walls being covered in blood. His physical appearance is the most stereotypical right winger ever, wearing purple cowboy boots and a giant mustache. So, unless Dungan went to school with a rodeo [[clown]], the only likely suspect that remains is [[Sean Connery|Zardoz]]. | |||
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<center>'''''The culprit'''''</center> | |||
The [[retards]] at [[Breitbart]] were just as suspicious of this comical character and went to investigate. However, this time it wasn't [[Milo Yiannopoulos]], but rather John Nolte (who is better because at least he isn't a faggot). After going to the [[crime]] [[scene]] and being told by the feminazis at the school that '''it shouldn't matter if she's lying or not''', they were able to find some people who [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/03/investigation-lena-dunhams-republican-rapist-story-falls-apart-under-scrutiny/ confirmed that there was no one at that school that ever matched Dunham's description.] Instead of congratulating Breitbart on some grade A investigative reporting, Lena's friends on various media outlets like [[Jezebel]] and [[Arthur Chu|The Daily Beast]] [http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2014/12/11/creepy%20hellhound-trolls-breitbart-blasted-over-dunham-reporting/ lashed out at them] for daring to clear the name of an innocent man. [http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/01/08/gov-palin-blasts-nbcs-savannah-guthrie-over-lena-dunham-lovefest/ One person] who did think Breitbart is doing a good job and Dunham is a liar was [[Sarah Palin|SARAH FUCKING PALIN]]. | |||
===Gawker Accidentally Outs Lena's Actual Rapist as a Democrat=== | |||
One particularly hilarious backfire came from Gawker.<br /> | |||
In their haste to defend Dunham, they forgot to get their story straight and used information from the original book draft they acquired that contradicts everything that Lena said. It was buried in a single sentence, under a 1,800 word long [[wall of text]] trying to [[white knight]] Dunham, but the article mentioned the real rapist's actual name. [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/08/power-line-is-lena-dunhams-rapist-a-republican/ The man in question is not only not a conservative,] but a card carrying, registered [[democrat]]. | |||
It seems Dunham's fake rapist is a composite of her real rapist who was a liberal, a guy on campus she hated for being republican, and the caricature she sees all republican's as in her mind. In spite of this, Dunham let people accuse this [[random]] Barry guy for three months and refused to admit he didn't rape her until he was getting ready to sue her. She also refuses to press charges against the actual rapist, despite her claiming he raped two other girls and there being a statistical 80% chance he's still active. She says [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/12/lena-dunham-i-will-not-press-charges-against-my-rapist/ she's letting a serial rapist go free] because she's "trying to avoid negativity", but she's actually afraid that exposing the real guy would make her look like a liar and hurt her precious little democrats. | |||
When she finally admitted "Barry" was a pseudonym (three months later and only after being exposed) and agreed to remove his name from the book, not only did she refuse to apologize, she only agreed to repay his legal fees and [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/08/ramdom-house-says-barry-one-not-dunhams-rapist-many-questiones-unanswered/ tried to shame him into donating his legal fund money that he got on GoFundMe to an "Organizations assisting survivors of rape and sexual assault"] so that his [[money]] can be used to do to others what was done to him. | |||
{{quote|We are offering to pay the fees Mr. Minc has billed his client to date. Our offer will allow Mr. Minc and his client to donate all of the crowd-funding raised to not-for-profit organizations assisting survivors of rape and sexual assault.|Dunham's lawyer|[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/08/ramdom-house-says-barry-one-not-dunhams-rapist-many-questiones-unanswered/ trying to shame Barry into giving away his false rape accusation legal fund to help other fake rape victims do what was done to him.]}} | |||
==Election Speech at DNC and Reaction to Trump== | |||
Lena Dunham decided she wanted a special gift from her parents, perhaps Lena felt they had taken to long in giving her another privilege after propping up her tired and poorly written TV series. It could be a need to score more progressive points after pretending a football player of minority descent eye raped her. So she got up with a [[Spics|Rent-A-Hispanic]] friend... Sorry, some chick from a kids movie about dragons and gave a particularly [[Retarded|heartwarming]] speech at the DNC. Lena's speech was more like an uninspired list of various groups Trump was allegedly racist against. | |||
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{{quote|Lena: Hi, I’m Lena Dunham and according to Donald Trump, my body is probably a two. | |||
America: And I’m America Ferrera and according to Donald Trump, I’m probably a rapist.|Sounds like those lines should be switched.}} | |||
However, Lena's saga in the political world of the 2016 election found new lulz when Lena decided to write the most self oblivious article; a tear jerking story featuring detailed depictions of her and the castrated excuse for a boyfriend crying more on three occasions. The way it is worded includes self victimizing language that makes you almost think she was describing a sexual assault. The irony is this is titled "Don't Agonize, Organize". | |||
{{quote|Three Hours I spent at the Javits Center Tuesday night, surrounded by campaign staffers and fellow surrogates for Hillary Clinton, are blurred and spotty. At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer. | |||
I hugged the women I had spent eighteen months with, laughing and plotting and spreading our love for Hillary Clinton and her message. My party dress felt tight and itchy. | |||
By the time we'd made it over the bridge, a friend called. "It's over," she said. "I love you." I was frozen. We stopped at the diner. No one was speaking as they ate, no one in the whole place. | |||
At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job." | |||
Over the year and a half I worked on the campaign, I received threats and abuse at a level I could not have imagined. My Twitter mentions went from rude to downright violent. My phone was hacked, and I was sent images of aborted fetuses, weapons. I was called a fat whore, a retard, told I should be killed in front of everyone who knew me. My experience mimics that of so many women who organized for Hillary Clinton and against Donald Trump, most of them not celebrities. We wanted a female president. We wanted guaranteed control over our own bodies. We wanted equal pay. That made us nasty. That made us targets. | |||
But we kept going, thinking these were the dying moans of the dragon known as the patriarchy being stabbed again and again in the stomach. We believed that on November 9, they'd be licking their wounds while we celebrated. It is painful on a cellular level knowing those men got what they wanted, just as it's painful to know you are hated for daring to ask for what is yours. It's painful to know that white women, so unable to see the unity of female identity, so unable to look past their violent privilege, and so inoculated with hate for themselves, showed up to the polls for him, too. My voice was literally lost when I woke up, squeaky and raw, and I ached in the places that make me a woman, the places where I've been grabbed so carelessly, the places we are struggling to call our own.|Dunham on how Trump raped her|[https://www.yahoo.com/style/dont-agonize-organize-164149299.html]}} | |||
==Other Drama== | |||
While child molestation and false rape claims are the classic flavors of feminism, Lena has taken part in various other dramas due to her own severe retardation. | |||
===Campaigns for Obama/rock the vote... Doesn't vote=== | |||
With her asinine obsession with [[politics]] she doesn't understand, Dunham became obsessed with [[Pro choice|pro-choice]] and [[Barack Obama]]. She combined her two [[Stereotype|stereotypical]] fixations into a campaign for [[Planned Parenthood|planned parenthood]] (which she did naked... again), a campaign to get [[Black Jesus]] reelected, and a campaign that contains both in an cringe-worthy video where she compares voting for Obama to losing your [[virginity]] and threw in a bunch of pro-fetus killing propaganda that had nothing to do with it. | |||
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The video was celebrated in democrat circles, but mocked by anyone with a [[brain]]. | |||
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However, this didn't end there because, once she already publicized she was going to vote for president darkie, she figured "Why not take part in the 'Rock the Vote' thing and make it pro-nigger propaganda by association?". And that was what she did, in [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/07/lena-dunham-performs-with-lil-jon-to-promote-abortion-rights-and-marijuana-legalization-in-rock-the-vote-video/ an embarrassing video with lil Jon.] However, voting is easier said then done when you're a fucking [[MAN THE HARPOONS|whale]] and [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/02/06/lena-dunham-2012-vote/ Lena never voted.] | |||
Her local registry doesn't list her and, despite her insisting she ''did'' vote, (unlike her) the people working there have no reason to lie. | |||
===Lena Photoshops her Fat Ass=== | |||
[[File:Dumbhamplanet.jpg|thumb|left|200px|A symbol of "Body Acceptance"]] | |||
Being a fat acceptance activist is hard when you're a repulsive, chronically [[insecure]] [[cow]] who's ashamed of her own body as Jezebel discovered. | |||
Jezebel has a tradition where they offer [[over 9000|$10,000]] for un[[shoop]]ed versions of celebrity pictures. The intent is to help their fat readerbase feel better about themselves by "exposing" famous women as ugly while pretending to be doing it in the name of women's rights. However, since even undoctored pictures of these women look better than anyone who reads (or works at) Jezebel, they resorted to attacking other fatties like themselves. | |||
One such fatty was Lena Dunham, whose pictures from a fashion mag were leaked to Jezebel by some unknown person, [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/19/vogue-flap-shred-dunham-feminism/ and by Jezebel to everyone else.] The photos clearly illustrate the editor's failed attempt to make Dunham look less like a [[pig]]. Dunham responded by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/02/20/dunham-honored-gay-group/ making some panicked statements about the situation,] but did not succeed in hiding the fact that feminists, Jezebel and, most of all Dunham herself, are all huge [[hypocrite]]s. | |||
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===Lena: "Jews = Dogs"=== | |||
After telling everyone that Conservatives = [[Nazis]], it was time for another Dunham math lesson. This time: [[Jews]] = [[doge|Dogs]]. | |||
Dunham published a [[quiz]] [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/03/27/new-yorker-publishes-lena-dunhams-dog-or-jewish-boyfriend-quiz/ in the NY times] where you guess if she's talking about her jewish boyfriend or a dog (you can probably imagine what dating Lena must be like) and compares jews to woman-hating, [[Metzizah b'peh|blood-sucking]] [[twilight|vampires]]. Even though this was the first time in [[history]] something Lena said was [[true]], the [[ADL]] got [[butthurt]] about it and [[lulz]] were had by all. | |||
===Lena Loves Memorial Day=== | |||
Conflating conservatism with [[Patriotic Eagle|patriotism]], and applying her rabid hate of the former to both, Lena has decided to wage [[war]] on Memorial Day. She started by celebrating the [[2013]] memorial day by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/05/27/lena-dunham-memorial-day-urine/ making tweets comparing peeing to dying at war.] | |||
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In 2015 she decided to do a followup act. After using mother's day the week prior to go on a twitter rant about [[abortion]], she decided to desecrate Memorial day more thoroughly this time by [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/05/26/lena-dunham-celebrates-memorial-day-freedom-with-lingerie-pic/ posting pictures] of herself making the [[dead]] wish they could die again. | |||
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===Downward Spiral at the Golden Globe=== | |||
In a series of seemingly unconnected events, Lena entered a downward spiral of craziness during the Golden Globes. | |||
On the night before the award Lena began her day [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/lena-dunham-deranged-neo-cons-make-twitter-unsafe-emotional-space/ by posting pictures of herself wearing nipple pasties] to the ceremony's executive producer Jennifer Konner’s Instagram page. She then did an interview where on the red carpet where she said [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/lena-dunham-deranged-neo-cons-make-twitter-unsafe-emotional-space/ she's quitting twitter] because she's sick of people <s>telling her the truth</s> calling her <s>fat</s> [[pedo|a child molester]]. She then entered the event and what awaited her inside was no better. Thanks to her child molestation antics, despite being nominated for various things, [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/backlash-golden-globes-snub-lena-dunham-selma/ she was snubbed by them and went home empty handed.] Knowing this was going to happen was probably the reason she chose to show her displeasure by sexually harassing the producer the day before. | |||
====Round 2: Emmy Awards==== | |||
The Golden Globe was only the first telling sign of her rapidly declining career as she was [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/07/16/girls-snubbed-by-emmy-after-lena-dunham-falsely-accused-man-of-rape/ also passed over at the Emmy awards.] No scandal was manufactured by her this time, but rumors of her starring in the Ghost Busters sequel quickly evaporated and she is now planning on creating a feminist newsletter in an attempt to grab whatever money still remains to be made from her waning career. | |||
===Dunham and Obama=== | |||
In recent news, after her own feminazi fans complained there aren't enough niggers on the show, Lena went for overkill and was able to get [[Barack Obama]]'s daughter [http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/07/03/malia-obama-spends-time-with-lena-dunham-on-girls-set/ as a summer intern on the staff.] But it seems this is doing nothing to save the show and only further illustrates how capable black Jesus is to be a president if he's dumb enough to leave his 16 year old with Lena Dunham. | |||
Don't drop the soap, Malia. | |||
<div | ===Lena and [[Emma Sulkowicz]]=== | ||
First a little background. | |||
For those who don't know who '''''[[Emma Sulkowicz]]''''' is: She's a jew feminazi who [[stalk]]ed and begged [[Some Guy|some guy]] to fuck her, and accused him of rape when he didn't. At that point she was in too deep, so when the university refused to expel him due to lack of proof of the fake rape, she started walking around campus with a mattress as an "[[Interior Semiotics|art project]]" to [[shame]] him into leaving, and to get an easy A on her [[Liberal arts student|liberal arts class]]. | |||
When the victim (him, not Emma) finally decided to [[lolsuit|sue]], even though his lawsuit was (sadly) directed at the school instead of Emma, the court documents ended up being a massive humiliation for her when they publicly exposed private [[Facebook]] messages where she begs him to fuck her [[anal]]ly a day after the alleged "rape". | |||
What does any of this have to do with Lena? Well, [https://archive.is/https://twitter.com/fakerape* someone] decided to do a little "art project" of his own and, on the day of her graduation, hung posters of her all over town calling her a "[[no|Pretty]] little liar". For good measure, they also put up pictures of Lena with the caption "[[yes|Big fat]] liar". | |||
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Dunham responded by voicing her support for Emma and [http://www.salon.com/2015/05/20/pretty_little_liars_despicable_nyc_flyer_campaign_targets_lena_dunham_columbia_anti_rape_activist/ crying to her media friends], including Matthew Pulver of "Salon"... surprising it wasn't [[Arthur Chu]] himself. | |||
===Twitter insults equals death threats=== | |||
This narcissistic shit stain on humanity somehow felt that because she got called a disgusting fat sister-molesting piece of shit on Twitter, that meant it somehow rivaled actual threats. Yes, this dumb bitch is that fucking delusional. | |||
{{quote|I think it’s important to remember that threats are more than someone saying I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to hurt you...<br /><br />Insulting someone’s appearance, insulting someone’s religion, or their race, you know, all of that to me constitutes a threat and I think we can make changes to how we control that dialogue on the internet without threatening our First Amendment rights.|Lena|[[http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/02/lena-dunham-wont-return-to-twitter-without-new-code-of-conduct-protecting-women/ Breitfart has the goods]]}} | |||
==Pictures== | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
* [[Lena Dunham/Book Draft]] - Leaked draft of her shit book | |||
* [[Almost raped]] - Lena made up an imaginary Republican who attempted to rape her in college in a cheap attempt to claim to have emotional baggage. | * [[Almost raped]] - Lena made up an imaginary Republican who attempted to rape her in college in a cheap attempt to claim to have emotional baggage. | ||
* [[Rape culture]] - the theory that prevailing misogyny is the reason that real rapes don't get reported, rather than it being hoaxers like Lena who make real victims afraid of being disbelieved | * [[Rape culture]] - the theory that prevailing misogyny is the reason that real rapes don't get reported, rather than it being hoaxers like Lena who make real victims afraid of being disbelieved | ||
* [[Feminism]] - What she tries so hard to be the voice of. | * [[Feminism]] - What she tries so hard to be the voice of. | ||
* [[Lesbian pedophilia]] | * [[Lesbian pedophilia]] - This is so common it actually has an article. | ||
* [[Incest]] - Yep. | |||
* [[Alcoholism]] - Mmm'yup. | |||
* [[Drug addict|Narcomania]] - Yeeeeeeeeeep.... | |||
* [[Television|HBO]] - Where her shitty show airs on. | * [[Television|HBO]] - Where her shitty show airs on. | ||
* [[Jeff Dunham]] - No relation, though like | * [[Emma Sulkowicz]] - Her new partner in faggotry. | ||
* [[Jeff Dunham]] - No relation, though equally as talentless. | |||
* [[Rosie O'Donnell]] - Supporter | |||
* [[Amy Schumer]] - Equally as ugly | |||
* [[Salon]] - Worships her like a god. | |||
* [[Kurt Eichenbald]] - One of her biggest [[fans|ass-kissers]]. | |||
* [[Sarah Palin]] - Enemy | |||
* [[Woody Allen]] - Ally | |||
* [[John Kricfalusi]] and [[Dan Schneider]] - Pretty much [[Nickelodeon]]'s [[Rule 63]] versions of her. | |||
* [[Gawker]] - Off and on PR department | |||
* [[Jezebel]] - Same | |||
* [[Buzzfeed]] - Permanent PR department | |||
* [[Nick Bate]] - Pedo sick fuck who got vanned for molesting his sister. Lena, you're next! | |||
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== | ==Collection of [[Breitbart]]'s Obsession With Dunham== | ||
*'''[http://www.breitbart.com/?s=lena+dunham All articles about Lena Dunham on Breitbart]''' - Mostly trying to get her to admit that random guy named "Barry" isn't her rapist and over 9,000 articles keeping track of the decline in her ratings | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/08/power-line-is-lena-dunhams-rapist-a-republican/ Proof the "rapist" was a democrat] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2014/12/11/creepy%20hellhound-trolls-breitbart-blasted-over-dunham-reporting/ Lena's media friends attacking Breitbart for exposing her lies about rape] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/01/08/gov-palin-blasts-nbcs-savannah-guthrie-over-lena-dunham-lovefest/ Even Sarah Palin knows she lied about the rape] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/08/ramdom-house-says-barry-one-not-dunhams-rapist-many-questiones-unanswered/ Trying to blackmail the guy she falsely accused of rape] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/03/investigation-lena-dunhams-republican-rapist-story-falls-apart-under-scrutiny/ Breitbart exposes fake rape claim] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/12/12/lena-dunham-i-will-not-press-charges-against-my-rapist/ Lena won't sue her ''actual'' rapist who is still at large] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2012/12/11/dunham-lawyers-gawker/ Lena suing Gawker for publishing her embarrassing original book proposal] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/19/lena-dunham-woody-allen/ Dunham defending Woody Allen's child abuse] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/17/hypocrisy-lies-children-lena-dunham-hires-top-crisis-management-firm/ Hiring crisis management firm to deal with her sister molesting drama] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/03/lena-dunham-instagram/ Lena posts creepy pix of her little sister] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/06/dunham-sue/ Threatening to sue Breitbart and anyone else who mentions her molesting her sister] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/30/girls-denied-college-access/ University won't let Dunham film there] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/12/lena-dunham-may-quit-acting/ Lena says she's quitting acting out of butthurt] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/22/looking-ratings-weak-girls-crashes/ 338k ratings lol] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/19/girls-season-4-triggering-review-lena-dunham-delivers-2015s-first-bush-joke/ Article about the "Girls" trigger warning episode] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/10/lena-dunham-doesnt-care-about-republicans/ Lena "doesn't care about ratings"] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/brian-williams-weighs-in-on-daughters-televised-analingus-no-animals-were-harmed/ Trying to draw in viewer with ass eating scene] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/03/20/scandal-episode-featuring-lena-dunham-slips-to-season-low-ratings/ Her "Scandal" episode tanks] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/03/09/girls-lena-dunham-drags-snl-down/ Her SNL episode tanks] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/backlash-golden-globes-snub-lena-dunham-selma/ Snubbed at the Golden Globe] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/07/lena-dunham-performs-with-lil-jon-to-promote-abortio1n-rights-and-marijuana-legalization-in-rock-the-vote-video/ Retarded video with lil jon] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/video/2012/10/27/libertarian-parodies-my-first-time-ad/ Obama ad parody] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/02/06/lena-dunham-2012-vote/ Lena didn't "rock the vote"] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/blog/2013/02/25/lena-dunham-let-s-save-the-nasty-lookist-attacks-for-women-who-aren-t-feminists/ Lena asking her fans to harass non-feminist women online] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/10/30/lena-dunham-explains-why-the-midterms-matter-keep-sexist-politicians-out-of-office/ Lena asking her fans to vote against non femninists in the mid-terms] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/05/27/lena-dunham-memorial-day-urine/ Lena comparing people dying at war to taking a piss on memorial day] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/05/26/lena-dunham-celebrates-memorial-day-freedom-with-lingerie-pic/ Desecrating memorial day with her gross nudes] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/01/12/for-lena-dunhams-girls-character-black-republicans-like-nazis/ Lena: republicans = nazis] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/03/27/new-yorker-publishes-lena-dunhams-dog-or-jewish-boyfriend-quiz/ Lena: jews = dogs] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/19/vogue-flap-shred-dunham-feminism/ Exposed by Jezebel for Photoshopping the fat away] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/02/20/dunham-honored-gay-group/ Panicked statement about Photoshopping herself to look less fat] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/02/05/lena-dunhams-mom-women-are-still-fighting-to-hold-onto-our-basic-rights/ Article about her crazy mom] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/11/03/lena-dunhams-father/ Article about her crazy dad] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/09/25/lena-dunham-loses-her-clothes-for-planned-parenthood/ Emailing a random dude a crazy rants and semi-nude pictures of herself] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/01/13/slate-lena-dunham-nude-because-larger-context/ Trying to excuse her exhibitionism as feminism] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/05/27/lena-dunham-theres-not-one-guy-who-works-on-my-show-who-hasnt-seen-the-inside-of-my-vagina/ Lena already fucked everyone on set] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/06/18/joan-rivers-blasts-lena-dunham-weight/ Joan Rivers calling Funham fat] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/04/rosie-odonnell-lena-dunham-the-embodiment-of-gloria-steinem-for-feminist-movement/ Endorsed by Rosie O'donnell] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2014/04/09/lena-dunham-sad-she-is-straight/ Lena was disappointed she isn't gay so she molested her sister into lesbianism] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/01/12/lena-dunham-deranged-neo-cons-make-twitter-unsafe-emotional-space/ Quitting twitter because it isn't a "safe space" and sexually harassing a women with her nudes] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/27/lena-dunham-goes-full-tipper-gore-against-hip-hop/ Lena hates rap] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2013/01/15/lena-dunham-gay-marriage/ Won't marry until gay marriage is legal] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/07/16/girls-snubbed-by-emmy-after-lena-dunham-falsely-accused-man-of-rape/ The Emmys snubed her too] | |||
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/07/03/malia-obama-spends-time-with-lena-dunham-on-girls-set/ Dunham plans to molest Obama's daughter] | |||
==Other== | |||
*[http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/96890315.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Diane Keaton mistakes Dunham for a lesbian] | |||
*[http://lenadunham.ca/ Lena Dunham.ca] | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:36, 10 July 2018
Lena Dunham ✡ aka Lena Dunhamplanet is the woman that Rosie O'Donnell Jabba the Hutt once called "The embodiment of the feminist movement", and considering Dunham is a fat, hysterical child molester with a stupid hair color that falsely accuses men of rape, you can say that Rosie was never more right in her life.
Dunham is a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted, feminazi hack writer, shit comedian, and goyim-hating shnorrer that was raised by two radical feminists and groomed by the liberal part of the media from an early age to turn her into "The voice of the new generation", resulting in her growing up to have a nazi-like hatred of republicans and severe body issues that she tries to overcome by constantly showing her pudgy ass and tiny tits to her reluctant audience. After shitting out a failed TV show with abysmal ratings that nobody cared about despite every leftist on TV trying to force people to like it, their dreams of turning her into a media sensation that can indoctrinate young minds into social justice crumbled when she was caught falsely accusing some random republican of rape and wrote in her autobiography about molesting her little sister.
About Lena
Lena has been through a long road of shitty parenting, drug abuse and feminist indoctrination to turn her into what she is today: an overweight, chronically insecure sexual deviant and /leftypol/ level political extremist that is so desperate for sexual human contact and a way to convince herself that she doesn't hate herself and her body, that she strips on national television at every opportunity to the horror of her 3 1/2 disgusted viewers.
But we're getting ahead of ourselves... Let's start at the beginning...
Early Life
Lena was born to a couple of jewish, self-absorbed, radical feminist artists who made it their life's work to use the precious few moments where they weren't taking an active approach to parental neglect, to indoctrinate their daughter into being exactly like them.
This proved successful thanks to them committing early-on to make her think she's the center of the universe. At the age of 9 Lena was being interviewed by magazines about her opinions on fashion and at 16 she was having articles written about her in national newspapers to detail a barefoot, vegan birthday party she had for her friend staged for the benefit of the New York Times. It was as if the entire left-wing media was already grooming her since birth like a horny pedophile so that they could later make her their national propagandist by labeling her "The voice of a generation" (seriously, they constantly call her that despite the fact the "generation" couldn't care less about her).
Her Batshit Parents
Much of Lena's problems can be attributed to her parents.
Both of them are "artists" who make "feminist art". The father draws fat women with gaping assholes and furry vaginas, and the mother is a jew that dresses up blowup dolls. The combination of the typical drug abuse and self absorption common among artist, coupled with radfem preaching from both sides, created a neglectful environment (they didn't even pay attention when Lena molested her little sister) where Lena can do whatever she wants and her only role models are narcissistic feminazis for whose attention she longed.
This all bore fruit, as Lena grew up still craving her parents' attention and continues to copy all their personality traits and political beliefs, never bothering to develop any of her own. The result is an egotistical attention seeker who believes republicans are literal nazis who are out to get her.
Lena the Feminazi
Lena's most prominent personality trait is rabid feminism. Lena believes that Republicans are evil and are all a part of a conspiracy to destroy her. She has an unhealthy obsession with abortions and spent much of her time trying to get people to vote for Obama using embarrassing videos of her dancing around like a retard with lil Jon. But all of that is just the tip of the iceberg.
She also said that you shouldn't date Republicans because they are literally Nazis, writes insane rants to random fans with semi-naked pictures of herself included, said she won't get married until gay marriage is legalized (although that one might have been a way to mask the fact no one wants her), went on a rampage about hiphop like it's the 90s while citing examples of sexist songs that don't contain sexism, tried to use the midterm elections to convince her fans to use them to get rid of anyone who isn't a feminist and finally...
—Lena Dunham, promoting harassing women online. |
Yep, that's right. Lenda Dunham encourages her fans to harass women online, but only if they do it to punish them for not being feminists.
The final stop for the crazy train (thus far) was when she said she's disappointed that she isn't a lesbian (gets in the way of man-hating), but happy that her sister is. However, her sister might only be a lesbian because Lena has been raping her since she was a baby (more on that later).
Hilariously, Diane Keaton (understandably) mistook her for a lesbian at first glance.
"Acting Career"
In spite of her media friends trying to hail her as the new messiah of comedy, Dunham's acting career has been a disastrous failure, consisting of 90% failed movies she made herself about herself, 10% TV show that shares the same characteristics but failed even more miserably, and 100% propaganda.
Movies: An Avalanche of Self-indulgent Crap
—Dunham, about the reaction to her videos. |
Unsurprisingly, Dunham never went to film school. She has a liberal arts degree and her "career" started by her making videos talking about feminism and posting them on youtube. No one really cared until she committed her first act of public nudity in a desperate attempt to get anyone to look at her fat body. Dunham put on a bikini and brushed her teeth (probably for the first time in years) while standing in her college's public fountain.
The video went viral... because she's so fat.
Everyone flocked to it to make fun of how disgusting she is and how mismatched her tits are, resulting in her taking the video down. Sadly, this was not the end. Lena then made several other videos (all made by her and starring her) until finally creating "Tiny Furniture". This nugget of nepotism, starring her and her publicity-hungry family, is an autobiographical turd that got passed around Hollywood so everyone can laugh at the fat chick who made a movie about herself naked (again) and decided to ignore the fact she has no talent or experience and just give her a show...
The wager did not pay off.
"Girls" - The ratings repellent
—Joan Rivers, about Lena's show. |
"Girls" is a fascinating show about Lena and her upper/middle class friends laughing about their shoehorned social justice politics (including an episode about trigger warnings), luxurious eating habits, shopping sprees and revolting sex life. Lena, unhappy with only making an autobiographical movie and wanting an entire show about herself, uses this show to advance her social justice rhetoric against bland Mary Sue caricatures with strawman arguments. The show is ripe with situations for Lena to rave against men, MRAs, poorly strawmanned conservative political opinions and racist depictions of latina women, while ignoring actual problems like the ones in 3rd world countries.
The show was a flop.
I mean WOW was it bad. Hitting new lows every week, the show's viewership numbers soon became pathetic, reaching a measly one third of a percent in ratings (1.1 million) before having 10% and 40% rating drops and ending up at a comical 330k viewers per episode. The left-wing media's pathetic attempts to protect their golden girl did nothing to draw in an audience. Despite all the manufactured hype and everyone on the left insisting that Lena is "The voice of the new generation", no one seemed to listen to that voice because it was shrill, unfunny and constantly whined about feminism. In fact, people cared so little about Lena that she couldn't even use her celebrity status to get an unknown university to let her use them as a set.
In a desperate scramble, her friends set her up with guest appearances in other shows. But, instead of it generating more hype about "Girls", the rating of every show Lena cameod in crashed that week. "SNL" and "Scandal" both saw seasonal lows, as Lena's fat ass sunk to the bottom of the ratings ocean like a fat, wounded whale, dragging whatever show she was attached to down with her. It got to the point where Lena had to pretend she "Doesn't care about ratings" and threaten to quit acting, hiding her shame by claims she's doing it because she would "Rather give parts to other women than be the woman having the parts", like she's Denzel Washington taking up all the good black roles, when in reality she couldn't get a good acting gig if her life depended on it.
Not even cheap provocations could get anyone interested. Lena desperately tried to spice things up by trying too hard to be edgy, with things like ass-eating scenes and her getting naked all the time, but seeing her mayonnaise-blob of a body only drove more viewers away.
But there was another reason why Lena kept getting naked...
Lena the Exhibitionist
—Lena, talking about being a whore. |
Lena is obviously an exhibitionist.
She constantly tries to mask this by claiming she is doing it "for feminism" and that she's trying to teach people about body acceptance, but when you consider that a day doesn't go by without Lena finding an excuse to get naked in a public forum, it all becomes rather hard to believe. Her first exposure to the media was her in a bikini out in public, her second was an entire movie where she's in her underpants, the moment she got a show she started writing herself into nude scenes and trying to excuse it as fighting for feminism, she volunteered to star in some planned parenthood campaigns where she also got naked, and her twitter and Instagram are constantly flooded with her posting semi-nude photos with the most contrived of justifications. Even her fellow cast members aren't safe from the horror of he repulsive body, as she refuses to wear the skin-colored pasties she's provided for nude scenes. At one point, she sent an insane, 41 section email to some random guy she was talking about to tell him how she hates some republican candidates and finished it off by sending him a picture of herself with birth control pills in her mouth. But she couldn't even do that without stripping naked wrapping herself in a towel before taking the picture as if she just sat there for the past hour writing the email dressed like that.
All this leads to one obvious conclusion: Lena is sexually frustrated.
Unable to find any man who would want to sleep with her, Lena gets naked in any and all occasions for a cheap sexual thrill like a flasher on Omegle. Only she's flashing the entire, grossed-out nation (or at least the half of a third of a percent that's still watching her).
"Not That Kind of Girl" - Lena's book saga
Unhappy with only having a movie about herself and a TV show about herself, Lena decided to write a book about herself as well. It was titled "Not That Kind of Girl", in what one can only hope was irony, and was a pile of crap.
The book is a collection of things that might as well be blog posts on LiveJournal and tell her boring life story that no one wants to hear about a 20-something year old woman that starred in one failed TV show. The book deal was attained via more sad attempts by liberals to make people care about Lena like a shitty forced meme, and was soon plagued by various controversies including stolen early copies of the book, false rape accusations and Lena raping her little sister becoming public. The publishing company paid Lena a small fortune for the book, despite her being 28 with a half a career and nothing to write an autobiography about, and after submitting a disastrous first draft and spending her entire advance on a house she can't afford, Lena taught the book industry a lesson about throwing their money at talentless hacks by destroying her own reputation.
Reviews in the Papers
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Reader Reviews
Gawker Gets the Original Version - Lena calls the lawyers
The book was already getting in trouble before it was even published when Gawker got their hands on the proposal version. It contained chapters about Lena being disgusted with herself for being fat, her making fun of other fat people when she wasn't, stories of her parents indoctrinating her with feminism since before she could even walk and her worrying about having a FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area).
According to Gawker, 13% of the book is a list of things she ate in 2010 (must have been a really long book) and was to contain a copy-pasted collection of Dunham's feminazi emails that she sent to people. Dunham freaked out and called her lawyers to have Gawker take it down, but this small collection of (rather telling) quotes still survived.
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She had her lawyer try to get these removed as well, but was unable thanks to a legal loophole that Gawker used by writing under every quote that they're only using it to illustrate what an amazing writer she is and pretending it isn't sarcasm.
Lena Dunham Book draft Exclusive
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Moar info: Lena Dunham/Book Draft.
Guess what? We got our hands on a copy of the original leaked draft and it's as bad as you thought, if not worse. Better save a copy quick before she calls her lawyers and makes us delete it.
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LENA DUNHAM MOLESTED HER BABY SISTER
But the fun was only beginning, because when the book actually came out, people took notice of these little segments:
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So Lena spent her entire childhood molesting her little sister, resulting in her turning her into a lesbian. When this came out she eventually had to hire one of the biggest crisis management firms in the country to help her out by threatening to sue anyone who mentions it, but not right away. First, instead of attempting to salvage what little reputation she had before and admitting that molesting your 6 year old sister is, in fact, fucked up (or at the very fucking least that the material was probably too explicit to put in her book), she took the exact opposite route and, in true social justice warrior fashion, proceeded to lash out against any critics and claim she was the victim of persecution by Fox News and MRAs who don't understand fucking your sister when you're 17 (or older) is normal.
The incident helps shed some light on why earlier Dunham was defending Woody Allen.
Book saga II: Electric etc
May 2016 and Lena releases another "book", this one comprising a diary she supposedly kept in 2005-6. Choice comment from review: "The question of what is right and what is wrong appears throughout the book, taking many forms – though quite often as lightly sketched humorous quips and small doses of self-pity, with an almost total lack of analysis." Only in the Jew media would an "author's" complete absence of self-awareness and insight be taken for bold and praiseworthy artistic innovation.
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Lena Vs. Breitbart and the Fake Rape Story
—Dunham, clearly traumatized. |
After the horrible and unjust slander by the misogynist and thin privileged society around her, Lena remembered that, somewhere in her book, she documented a time she was raped! As a prestigious Buzzfeed contributor and daughter of an affluent family, clearly she was the victim! Both Jezebel and Buzzfeed decided to shill for their Gawker mascot and help her divert attention from the fact she was herself a rapist as if everyone in the world is distracted by a new news story like a baby is distracted by shiny objects. But all was not well...
The first problem with this "rape" story was that what she describes doesn't sound like rape at all... According to her, she was drunk and high on cocaine at a party, and then went home with "a republican personality on campus" who shoved his fingers in her pussy while she was trying to pee, indicating he was probably more drunk than she was. They then went home where he fucked her, during which she describes “moaning and telling him how great he was in bed”. It was not until she got home and her friend told her she was raped did she know that she was.
So what part of this is rape exactly? Well...
- They had rough sex and Dunham never gave him explicit verbal permission to be rough (but didn't try to stop him)
- His condom came off twice during the act without her permission (although the fact he put it back on when she told him to the first time indicated he wasn't really forcing her)
- She was drunk and high on Xanax so she couldn't give consent (even though he was probably just as fucked up as indicated by him trying to plug her up with his fingers as she peed)
- Her “moaning and telling him how great he was in bed” was apparently a defense mechanism (meaning there was no way for him to know she wanted him to stop)
Using the description of the man and his name being stated as "Barry", all of Lena's feminist friends began slandering the first Barry they could find. However...
Breitbart Exposes the Lie
There was a second problem with the rape story - the assailant's description.
Dunham describes him as a supersenior who went to school with her in 2008, was a known republican on campus and worked in the school library. She claims this person also raped two other girls, punched some cunt in the tit and had one sexual encounter that ended with the walls being covered in blood. His physical appearance is the most stereotypical right winger ever, wearing purple cowboy boots and a giant mustache. So, unless Dungan went to school with a rodeo clown, the only likely suspect that remains is Zardoz.
The retards at Breitbart were just as suspicious of this comical character and went to investigate. However, this time it wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos, but rather John Nolte (who is better because at least he isn't a faggot). After going to the crime scene and being told by the feminazis at the school that it shouldn't matter if she's lying or not, they were able to find some people who confirmed that there was no one at that school that ever matched Dunham's description. Instead of congratulating Breitbart on some grade A investigative reporting, Lena's friends on various media outlets like Jezebel and The Daily Beast lashed out at them for daring to clear the name of an innocent man. One person who did think Breitbart is doing a good job and Dunham is a liar was SARAH FUCKING PALIN.
Gawker Accidentally Outs Lena's Actual Rapist as a Democrat
One particularly hilarious backfire came from Gawker.
In their haste to defend Dunham, they forgot to get their story straight and used information from the original book draft they acquired that contradicts everything that Lena said. It was buried in a single sentence, under a 1,800 word long wall of text trying to white knight Dunham, but the article mentioned the real rapist's actual name. The man in question is not only not a conservative, but a card carrying, registered democrat.
It seems Dunham's fake rapist is a composite of her real rapist who was a liberal, a guy on campus she hated for being republican, and the caricature she sees all republican's as in her mind. In spite of this, Dunham let people accuse this random Barry guy for three months and refused to admit he didn't rape her until he was getting ready to sue her. She also refuses to press charges against the actual rapist, despite her claiming he raped two other girls and there being a statistical 80% chance he's still active. She says she's letting a serial rapist go free because she's "trying to avoid negativity", but she's actually afraid that exposing the real guy would make her look like a liar and hurt her precious little democrats.
When she finally admitted "Barry" was a pseudonym (three months later and only after being exposed) and agreed to remove his name from the book, not only did she refuse to apologize, she only agreed to repay his legal fees and tried to shame him into donating his legal fund money that he got on GoFundMe to an "Organizations assisting survivors of rape and sexual assault" so that his money can be used to do to others what was done to him.
—Dunham's lawyer, trying to shame Barry into giving away his false rape accusation legal fund to help other fake rape victims do what was done to him. |
Election Speech at DNC and Reaction to Trump
Lena Dunham decided she wanted a special gift from her parents, perhaps Lena felt they had taken to long in giving her another privilege after propping up her tired and poorly written TV series. It could be a need to score more progressive points after pretending a football player of minority descent eye raped her. So she got up with a Rent-A-Hispanic friend... Sorry, some chick from a kids movie about dragons and gave a particularly heartwarming speech at the DNC. Lena's speech was more like an uninspired list of various groups Trump was allegedly racist against.
—Sounds like those lines should be switched. |
However, Lena's saga in the political world of the 2016 election found new lulz when Lena decided to write the most self oblivious article; a tear jerking story featuring detailed depictions of her and the castrated excuse for a boyfriend crying more on three occasions. The way it is worded includes self victimizing language that makes you almost think she was describing a sexual assault. The irony is this is titled "Don't Agonize, Organize".
—Dunham on how Trump raped her, [1] |
Other Drama
While child molestation and false rape claims are the classic flavors of feminism, Lena has taken part in various other dramas due to her own severe retardation.
Campaigns for Obama/rock the vote... Doesn't vote
With her asinine obsession with politics she doesn't understand, Dunham became obsessed with pro-choice and Barack Obama. She combined her two stereotypical fixations into a campaign for planned parenthood (which she did naked... again), a campaign to get Black Jesus reelected, and a campaign that contains both in an cringe-worthy video where she compares voting for Obama to losing your virginity and threw in a bunch of pro-fetus killing propaganda that had nothing to do with it.
The video was celebrated in democrat circles, but mocked by anyone with a brain.
However, this didn't end there because, once she already publicized she was going to vote for president darkie, she figured "Why not take part in the 'Rock the Vote' thing and make it pro-nigger propaganda by association?". And that was what she did, in an embarrassing video with lil Jon. However, voting is easier said then done when you're a fucking whale and Lena never voted.
Her local registry doesn't list her and, despite her insisting she did vote, (unlike her) the people working there have no reason to lie.
Lena Photoshops her Fat Ass
Being a fat acceptance activist is hard when you're a repulsive, chronically insecure cow who's ashamed of her own body as Jezebel discovered.
Jezebel has a tradition where they offer $10,000 for unshooped versions of celebrity pictures. The intent is to help their fat readerbase feel better about themselves by "exposing" famous women as ugly while pretending to be doing it in the name of women's rights. However, since even undoctored pictures of these women look better than anyone who reads (or works at) Jezebel, they resorted to attacking other fatties like themselves.
One such fatty was Lena Dunham, whose pictures from a fashion mag were leaked to Jezebel by some unknown person, and by Jezebel to everyone else. The photos clearly illustrate the editor's failed attempt to make Dunham look less like a pig. Dunham responded by making some panicked statements about the situation, but did not succeed in hiding the fact that feminists, Jezebel and, most of all Dunham herself, are all huge hypocrites.
Lena: "Jews = Dogs"
After telling everyone that Conservatives = Nazis, it was time for another Dunham math lesson. This time: Jews = Dogs.
Dunham published a quiz in the NY times where you guess if she's talking about her jewish boyfriend or a dog (you can probably imagine what dating Lena must be like) and compares jews to woman-hating, blood-sucking vampires. Even though this was the first time in history something Lena said was true, the ADL got butthurt about it and lulz were had by all.
Lena Loves Memorial Day
Conflating conservatism with patriotism, and applying her rabid hate of the former to both, Lena has decided to wage war on Memorial Day. She started by celebrating the 2013 memorial day by making tweets comparing peeing to dying at war.
In 2015 she decided to do a followup act. After using mother's day the week prior to go on a twitter rant about abortion, she decided to desecrate Memorial day more thoroughly this time by posting pictures of herself making the dead wish they could die again.
Downward Spiral at the Golden Globe
In a series of seemingly unconnected events, Lena entered a downward spiral of craziness during the Golden Globes.
On the night before the award Lena began her day by posting pictures of herself wearing nipple pasties to the ceremony's executive producer Jennifer Konner’s Instagram page. She then did an interview where on the red carpet where she said she's quitting twitter because she's sick of people telling her the truth calling her fat a child molester. She then entered the event and what awaited her inside was no better. Thanks to her child molestation antics, despite being nominated for various things, she was snubbed by them and went home empty handed. Knowing this was going to happen was probably the reason she chose to show her displeasure by sexually harassing the producer the day before.
Round 2: Emmy Awards
The Golden Globe was only the first telling sign of her rapidly declining career as she was also passed over at the Emmy awards. No scandal was manufactured by her this time, but rumors of her starring in the Ghost Busters sequel quickly evaporated and she is now planning on creating a feminist newsletter in an attempt to grab whatever money still remains to be made from her waning career.
Dunham and Obama
In recent news, after her own feminazi fans complained there aren't enough niggers on the show, Lena went for overkill and was able to get Barack Obama's daughter as a summer intern on the staff. But it seems this is doing nothing to save the show and only further illustrates how capable black Jesus is to be a president if he's dumb enough to leave his 16 year old with Lena Dunham.
Don't drop the soap, Malia.
Lena and Emma Sulkowicz
First a little background.
For those who don't know who Emma Sulkowicz is: She's a jew feminazi who stalked and begged some guy to fuck her, and accused him of rape when he didn't. At that point she was in too deep, so when the university refused to expel him due to lack of proof of the fake rape, she started walking around campus with a mattress as an "art project" to shame him into leaving, and to get an easy A on her liberal arts class.
When the victim (him, not Emma) finally decided to sue, even though his lawsuit was (sadly) directed at the school instead of Emma, the court documents ended up being a massive humiliation for her when they publicly exposed private Facebook messages where she begs him to fuck her anally a day after the alleged "rape".
What does any of this have to do with Lena? Well, someone decided to do a little "art project" of his own and, on the day of her graduation, hung posters of her all over town calling her a "Pretty little liar". For good measure, they also put up pictures of Lena with the caption "Big fat liar".
Dunham responded by voicing her support for Emma and crying to her media friends, including Matthew Pulver of "Salon"... surprising it wasn't Arthur Chu himself.
Twitter insults equals death threats
This narcissistic shit stain on humanity somehow felt that because she got called a disgusting fat sister-molesting piece of shit on Twitter, that meant it somehow rivaled actual threats. Yes, this dumb bitch is that fucking delusional.
—Lena, [Breitfart has the goods] |
Pictures
WARNING! THIS IS A GALLERY OF DUNHAM'S DISGUSTING NAKED PICTURES. TRUST US, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. OPEN AT OWN RISK AND DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU! |
See also
- Lena Dunham/Book Draft - Leaked draft of her shit book
- Almost raped - Lena made up an imaginary Republican who attempted to rape her in college in a cheap attempt to claim to have emotional baggage.
- Rape culture - the theory that prevailing misogyny is the reason that real rapes don't get reported, rather than it being hoaxers like Lena who make real victims afraid of being disbelieved
- Feminism - What she tries so hard to be the voice of.
- Lesbian pedophilia - This is so common it actually has an article.
- Incest - Yep.
- Alcoholism - Mmm'yup.
- Narcomania - Yeeeeeeeeeep....
- HBO - Where her shitty show airs on.
- Emma Sulkowicz - Her new partner in faggotry.
- Jeff Dunham - No relation, though equally as talentless.
- Rosie O'Donnell - Supporter
- Amy Schumer - Equally as ugly
- Salon - Worships her like a god.
- Kurt Eichenbald - One of her biggest ass-kissers.
- Sarah Palin - Enemy
- Woody Allen - Ally
- John Kricfalusi and Dan Schneider - Pretty much Nickelodeon's Rule 63 versions of her.
- Gawker - Off and on PR department
- Jezebel - Same
- Buzzfeed - Permanent PR department
- Nick Bate - Pedo sick fuck who got vanned for molesting his sister. Lena, you're next!
Collection of Breitbart's Obsession With Dunham
- All articles about Lena Dunham on Breitbart - Mostly trying to get her to admit that random guy named "Barry" isn't her rapist and over 9,000 articles keeping track of the decline in her ratings
- Proof the "rapist" was a democrat
- Lena's media friends attacking Breitbart for exposing her lies about rape
- Even Sarah Palin knows she lied about the rape
- Trying to blackmail the guy she falsely accused of rape
- Breitbart exposes fake rape claim
- Lena won't sue her actual rapist who is still at large
- Lena suing Gawker for publishing her embarrassing original book proposal
- Dunham defending Woody Allen's child abuse
- Hiring crisis management firm to deal with her sister molesting drama
- Lena posts creepy pix of her little sister
- Threatening to sue Breitbart and anyone else who mentions her molesting her sister
- University won't let Dunham film there
- Lena says she's quitting acting out of butthurt
- 338k ratings lol
- Article about the "Girls" trigger warning episode
- Lena "doesn't care about ratings"
- Trying to draw in viewer with ass eating scene
- Her "Scandal" episode tanks
- Her SNL episode tanks
- Snubbed at the Golden Globe
- Retarded video with lil jon
- Obama ad parody
- Lena didn't "rock the vote"
- Lena asking her fans to harass non-feminist women online
- Lena asking her fans to vote against non femninists in the mid-terms
- Lena comparing people dying at war to taking a piss on memorial day
- Desecrating memorial day with her gross nudes
- Lena: republicans = nazis
- Lena: jews = dogs
- Exposed by Jezebel for Photoshopping the fat away
- Panicked statement about Photoshopping herself to look less fat
- Article about her crazy mom
- Article about her crazy dad
- Emailing a random dude a crazy rants and semi-nude pictures of herself
- Trying to excuse her exhibitionism as feminism
- Lena already fucked everyone on set
- Joan Rivers calling Funham fat
- Endorsed by Rosie O'donnell
- Lena was disappointed she isn't gay so she molested her sister into lesbianism
- Quitting twitter because it isn't a "safe space" and sexually harassing a women with her nudes
- Lena hates rap
- Won't marry until gay marriage is legal
- The Emmys snubed her too
- Dunham plans to molest Obama's daughter
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