Laquan McDonald

The nigger in question, brandishing a stolen diploma.

Can you say lightning strikes three times? In yet another recurrence of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown, this time it's in the city of Chicago. Our hero of this scenario, police officer Jason Van Dyke shot a 17 year old nigger named Laquan McDonald sixteen times to stop the chimp from stabbing someone. Not so surprisingly, the Black Lives Matter movement protested his death on Twatter and on other forms of social media despite the fact that McDonald was armed with a fucking knife. For bringing a knife to a gunfight, Laquan was forcefully admonished by police.

Cops helped take Laquan off the streets, since a young black teen in Chicago without a handgun is in serious mortal danger of being shot by niggers.

Chicago

In 2012, Chicago was the murder capital of America with 503 murders that year. In 2014, Chicago had 411 murders, more than the 333 murders in New York and 260 murders in Los Angeles, even though Chicago has less people. In a huge coincidence which defies explanation, in the 2010 census, Chicago was 33% black, NYC was 26% black, and LA was 10% black. Chicago's South Side (the home of Jesse Jackson) is 93% black, and has been the blackest part of a city after Harlem in NYC. In 2015 Chicago had 25% more gun-related arrests than the year before, more than any city in Amerifat, seven times more than NY and three times more than LA.

Naturally, Black Lives Matter thinks law enforcement is the problem.

Personal life

Since black lives matter, Laquan had a troubled broken family in Chicago, a city which holds an annual Purge on Independence Day since gunshots can be mistaken for fireworks.

Since black lives matter, Laquan grew up without his father in his life. When Child and Family Services determined his mother didn't provide him with proper supervision he was taken from his mother at 3-years-old. Since he was 3, Laquan was pawned off to relatives' homes and foster homes, spending most of his life as a ward of the state. Laquan returned to his moms in 2002, but the state took him away again due to physical abuse by his mom's current boyfriend.

Laquan lived with his great-grandmother from 6 to 16, since evidently his mother and his grandmother didn't even give a fuck about him. After his great-grandmother died in 2014, he lived in the same house with an uncle. Laquan went to an alternative high school, Sullivan House High School, for high school dropouts and at-risk students between the ages of 16 and 21.

Laquan's mother was trying to regain custody of him. In January 2014, Laquan was arrested for possession of marijuana, and was in juvenile detention until May 2014. Juvie finally set Laquan straight.

Police sketch of the armed suspect provided by Chicago PD.

Laquan got wet

On October 20, 2014, Laquan apparently "got wet" and had PCP in his system, so he went out stealing car radios armed with a knife and someone called police. As cops approached him, Laquan slashed the tire of a cop car with his knife and damaged the windshield of a cop car. Laquan refused to drop the knife and began walking towards cops with a "crazed" look, hungry for bacon. The pigs clearly took this as threat to cops. In comes whitey, Jason Van Dyke, who emptied his entire clip into Stabby who was in the middle of the road, freeing Laquan from his horrible fucking life where he was betrayed by every black person he knew. Reportedly the knife was found folded into its handle, proving that no blade was ever used.

For treating Laquan like garbage all his life, and for Laquan winning the black version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? for suicide-by-cop, his family was given $5 million.

Pop Quiz: What is the name of Laquan McDonald's biological father?

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Snuff film

The shooting was recorded on multiple dashcam videos with no audio, but it took over 400 days for any video to be released, after a freelance reporter sued the Chicago PD. A judge ordered the release of the video, leading to Jesse Jackson and Black Lives Matter protesters disrupting shopping on Black Friday on Chicago's "Magnificent Mile." Chicago PD reportedly erased video of the shooting from a Burger King, leaving behind only five other recordings of the shooting, but the FBI found no evidence of tampering. Since the video doesn't show Laquan attacking any cop cars, clearly he DINDU NUFFIN.

Van Dyke is the first cop in Chicago in almost 35 years to be charged with murder for a shooting while on duty. The shooter was white and the victim is black. That's a clear cut case for Black Lives Matter. If Van Dyke is not convicted of murder, everyone can expect the second coming of the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. Because only skin color matters, evidence doesn't matter, and black fathers abandoning their kids doesn't matter.

Blacks see no need for a trial. They would prefer to see Van Dyke tortured and lynched from a tree, and a burning cross left on his front lawn to send a message to his wife and two kids.

(SPOILER: Lulz begin at 5:30)

University of Chicago is Shut Down

Jabari R. Dean posted an online threat from his phone targeting the university where Obama taught law, saying he would "execute approximately...16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed" and that he "will die killing any number of white policemen that I can in the process." Black Lives Matter later condemned calls for racist violence against white people, saying violence is not the answer.

	“	This is my only warning. At 10AM Monday morning, I’m going to the campus quad of the University of Chicago. I will be armed with an M-4 carbine and two desert eagles, all fully loaded. I will execute approximately 16 white male students and or staff, which is the same number of time McDonald was killed. I will then die killing any number of white policeman in the process. This is not a joke. I am to do my part and rid the world of white devils. I expect you do the same.	„
	—Call of Duty: Black Ops fan Jabari R. Dean, on WorldStarHipHop, underneath a clip from the movie Panther

Fire somebody

Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy said "we have a tragic ending unfortunately to a tragic life of a young man who was betrayed on a number of different levels." McCarthy was previously a police chief in Newark since 2006, and in four-and-a-half years oversaw a reduction in crime in a city plagued by homicides and violent crime. But he was criticized for how often he stopped people for walking while black. I wonder what led to the reduction in crime?

Good friend of President Obama and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel hired McCarthy in 2011 in a city plagued by gang violence, homicides, and violent crime, and homicides decreased under McCarthy. The City Council's Black Caucus has long-hated McCarthy, since the Paddie replaced a retiring black First Deputy with a spic.

The Jew Mayor has been criticized for sitting on the dashcam snuff film until after a runoff election in April and for waiting one week after the election to pay off Laquan's "family" (meaning they are related by blood somehow, not that they ever gave a fuck about raising Laquan).

In the second half of September 2015, over 100 people had been shot. In September 2015, McCarthy said "I'm furious that children and expectant mothers and public servants...are becoming victims of senseless gun violence in this city" and "we have to hold criminals accountable." McCarthy said "We've got to stop saying it's OK to have 30, 40, 50 people shot over the weekend" and "The No. 1 issue in the city of Chicago should be gun violence." This was after two cops saved an 11-month-old boy who was in a car during a gang shooting that killed his pregnant mother and grandmother. Mayor Emanuel said "We have way too many guns on the streets of the city of Chicago, with too little values..."

In October 2015, Rahm Emanuel blamed viral videos of police brutality for rising murder numbers in Chicago. This has been called the "Ferguson effect", where cops are afraid to enforce the law, although others say the effect doesn't exist.

Rahm Emanuel credited McCarthy with lowering crime in "Chiraq", but "public trust" in the police by the public was lacking (since he was a mick). Emanuel later fired McCarthy for lowering crime in Americunt's third-world warzone, and for being white. Clearly blacks in Chicago will only be happy with an all-black police force who never enforce the law and do nothing about black-on-black homicide in the city. Where are you Oprah? If the Jew Mayor doesn't pick a black police chief to "restore public confidence", expect the worse race riot since the Chicago Race Riot of 1919 (which, incidentally, was between the Irish and the invading Blacks).

Cops said the firing was a kneejerk reaction by Rahm, but we all knew there needed to be a scapegoat. The media said the "coverup" of the Laquan McDonald shooting, where at least five other snuff films exist, would be Rahm Emanuel's legacy. Remember, this is the former White House Chief of Staff under Amerilard's first black president who taught in this city.

Life in Chiraq

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"With Jews, we can't lose!

	“	We've been here, my mother's been here 50 years. This is all we know. It's shooting everywhere. It's shooting everywhere. They just need to stop. They're killing innocent people. They're killing our kids. It's very hard. My kids (are) scared to death. My kids can't even go to school. They can't function.	„
	—South Side resident Monique Williams, sister-in-law of a pregnant mother killed in a shooting in the Back of the Yards

There have been almost 400 police shootings in Chiraq since 2007, but only one of them was deemed unjustified. Naturally, non-blacks see this as proof that Obama's hometown and Amerifat's third largest city has a problem with blacks and gun violence. And black people see this as proof that law enforcement is the problem, despite Chicago's annual Purge on the Fourth of July (what better day to resolve gang grudges than a day when the whole city sounds like a warzone?).

Is now a bad time to mention that Chicago grew into a crime capital after Prohibition, a giant social experiment which was the idea of "progressive" SJW women? What other movement was created by progressive SJW women?

See also

• Black Lives Matter
• Chimpout - what will happen if Van Dyke is found not guilty.
• Michael Brown
• Trayvon Martin

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