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Jose Reyes was some 12 year old [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] columbine wannabe kid with brain damage that shot up his shitty school in the middle of nowhere, [[Fallout|Nevada]].
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'''Jose Horacio Reyes''' was a 12-year-old [[Columbine]] wannabe kid with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] that shot up his middle school in Reno, [[Fallout|Nevada]].


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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 2}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 21, 2013 (aged 12)}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 kill, 2 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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== Background ==
== Background ==
Jose was born on July 2, 2001 in some shithole in [[Nevada]]. He had two sisters he frequently [[babysat|Molested]].
Jose was born on July 2, 2001 in somewhere in [[Nevada]]. He had two younger sisters he frequently [[Molested|babysat]].
Reyes lived with his parents in [[Arizona|Arizona]] for some time when his [[Daddy|dad]] found some construction job, but then eventually they moved back to Nevada for some fucking reason. During his elementary school years, Jose started to develop symptoms of..........*GASP!* Whats this!?? [[Asperger's Syndrome|AUTISM!!!!]] He also started having behavioral issues such as [[Anger|anger]] when a [[Teacher|teacher]] asked if he needed any help with [[Srsly|assignments]] or storm out of the classroom going [[William Atchison|apeshit!]], crying about shit like changing situations, being [[Lonely| socially awkward af]], or being quiet as [[Hell|hell]]. (Are these last 2 problems reminding anybody of [[Adam Lanza|someone?]]) Because of these occurrences, Jose's school decided he was eligible for an [[Special Education|IEP]]. Around 5th grade, a [[Friends|friend]] of Jose died in a [[I Dunno LOL|"Gun related incident"]]. This greatly [[Depression|devastated]] Jose, and probably fucked him up too. Before Jose would begin his 6th grade year at Sparks Middle School, there was an IEP meeting held for him, to discuss how to handle the transition from elementary school to middle school. Eventually, they came up with the decision that a Special ED person (fuck, [[I Dunno LOL]]) would [[Kidnapping|walk him to each class]]. While attending Sparks Middle School, Jose would get picked on by some asshole kids. One kid made fun of him for how Jose always stuttered. Another kid tripped him in the hallway, while others would [[Theft|not pay him back after he would loan them some money]], fucking hell even one kid called him a [[Michael Jackson|"Retarded Michael Jackson]]. Also during his time his behavioral problems worsened, he started getting [[U MAD|pissed off with students]] and [[Insane|talked and laughed with himself]] pretending he was an army general commanding his soldiers. While attending Sparks Jose would work at his dads restaurant were he would cook, however, because he was so [[Retard|autistic]], he would sometimes [[fuck]] up at his [[Job|job]], which resulted in his dad going batshit crazy over his [[Ass|ass]]. When he wasn't [[Secks|fucking around]] he would sometimes use the money he earned to buy [[toys|Dildo]] from stores like [[Wal-Mart]] for his little sisters. GAY!
Reyes lived with his parents in [[Arizona|Arizona]] for some time when his [[Daddy|dad]] found some construction job, until they eventually moved back to Nevada. During his elementary school years, Jose started to develop symptoms [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]. He also started having behavioral issues such as [[Anger|anger]] when a teacher asked if he needed any help with [[Srsly|the subjects]] or storm out of the classroom going [[William Atchison|apeshit!]], crying about shit like changing situations, being [[Lonely| socially awkward af]], or being too quiet. (Are these last 2 problems reminding anybody of [[Adam Lanza|someone?]]) Because of these occurrences, Jose's school decided he was eligible for an [[Special Education|IEP]]. Around 5th grade, a friend of Jose died in a [[America|"Gun related incident"]]. This greatly [[Waaaambulance|devastated]] Jose, and probably fucked him up too. Before Jose would begin his 6th grade year at Sparks Middle School, there was an IEP meeting held for him, to discuss how to handle the transition from elementary school to middle school. Eventually, they came up with the decision that a Special ED person would walk him to each class. While attending Sparks Middle School, Jose would get bullied by some [[retard|gangsta wannabe]] kids. One kid made fun of him for how Jose always stuttered. Another kid tripped him in the hallway, while others would [[GTA|not pay him back after he would loan them some money]], even moar bullying; one kid called him a [[Michael Jackson|"Retarded Michael Jackson"]]. Also during his time his behavioral problems worsened, he started getting pissed off with students and [[Batshit insane|talked and laughed with himself]] pretending he was an army general commanding his soldiers. While attending Sparks Jose would work at his fathers' restaurant where he would cook, however, because he was so [[Aspie|autistic]], he would sometimes fuck up at his [[Job|job]], which resulted in his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|dad yelling him over]] every mistake. When he wasn't being a schizo arround he would sometimes use the money he earned to buy toys from stores like [[Wal-Mart]] for his little sisters.
One day in 2012 after coming home from their shifts, Jose bugged his dad about a video game he wanted. This apparently made Jose's dad SO angry that Jose's dad [[Child abuse|decided to punch him 3 fucking times in the head and in one of his eyes!]] His dad was charged with child abuse and spent a night in [[Prison|jail]]. On October 18th 2013 Jose saw a psychologist where he was determined to have [[Captain Obvious|symptoms of Autism]] but for some dumbshit reason was [[WTF|not diagnosed with it]]. So Jose was given 10 MG's of the drug Prozac to take daily, along with some other unnamed medication. Jose also talked to the psychologist about how he was being bullied, and that there was an incident when one kid spilled some of his water on his pants in gym class where everyone began to laugh at his sorry ass. Jose's dad reportedly saw no changes in his behavior once he started taking the drugs, That's because he was planning a [[high score attempt|School Shooting]]  
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One day in 2012 after coming home from their shifts, Jose asked his dad about a video game he wanted. This apparently made Jose's dad so angry that Jose's dad decided to punch him 3 fucking times in the head and in one of his eyes! His dad, got V& for that and was charged with child abuse and spent a night in jail, with Bubba. On October 18th 2013 Jose saw a psychologist where he was determined to have symptoms of Autism but for some random reason was [[Fail|not diagnosed with it]]. So Jose was given 10 [[Huh|MG's]] of the drug Prozac to take daily, along with some other unnamed medication. Jose also talked to the psychologist about how he was being bullied, and that there was an incident when one kid spilled some of his water on his pants in gym class where everyone began to laugh at him. Jose's dad reportedly saw no changes in his behavior once he started taking the drugs. That's because he was planning a [[School Shooting|high score attempt]]  


== Shooting ==
== Shooting ==
On October 21 2013, at the ripe age of [[13 year old boy|12]], our [[An hero|hero]] Jose grabbed some {{Hover|shitty gangbanger gun|Ruger SR9c*}} and 2 magazines, which he found hidden behind a [[Drugs|cereal box]]. His mom then helped her little tard get dressed. Once he arrives at schule, his mom notices a [[Lol|tactical assault BB rifle sticking out of his backpack]]. Jose tries to [[Liar|lie]] to her saying his teacher needs it for a [[Fact|"Science project"]], but his mom made him leave it. It's assumed he planned to use it, lol. Jose makes his way down to the [[Nigger|basketball courts]], school hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, our hero finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets made fun of by the group of degenerates for his speech problems. So like [[Columbine|many]] [[Sandy Hook|autistic]] [[Nikolas Cruz|students]] would do, he pulls out the handgun and [[Lol|shoots one of the kids square in the fucking shoulder]]. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for shit. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him [[No|"No!"]] and to back away from him, but then our hero shoots him straight in the abdomen, somehow killing him instantly. A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then points the gun at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, just so our hero can increase his K/D ratio, he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, but only [[Fail|wounding him]]. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how hes going to kill them, [[Pussy|but doesn't even do it!]] So Jose then does [[Moar|EVEN MORE]] walking around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked, when he could have done the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|fucking obvious.....]] Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble [[Cock|cocking the gun slide]]. Once he cocks it, our hero decides to just [[An hero|end it]] by shooting himself in the head. He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide.
On October 21 2013, at the ripe age of 12, our [[failure|hero]] Jose grabbed a {{Hover|gangsta gun|Ruger SR9c*}} and 2 magazines, which he stole from his crazed father, who was slapping his mom like an [[Ireland|irish wife]]. His mom then helped her demonic son to get dressed even if he had 12 and [[Retard|doesn't know how to dress]]. Once he arrives at schule, his mom notices a [[Lol|tactical assault BB rifle coming out of his backpack]]. Jose tries to [[Troll|lie]] to her saying his teacher needs it for a "Science project", but his mom made him leave it. It's assumed he planned to use it, even if is a BB rifle, that does less than 5 damage. Jose makes his way down to the basketball courts while classes hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, Jose finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets bullied by his last time by the group of [[spic]] gangstas for his [[Cho Seung-Hui|speech problems]]. So like [[Columbine|many]] [[Sandy Hook|autistic]] [[Nikolas Cruz|students]] would do, he pulls out the handgun and begins his attempt to get to the high score. Jose, shoots one of the bullies in the [[Fail|shoulder]]. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for moar points. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him "No!" and to back away from him, but then this little crazy columbiner shoots him straight in the abdomen, magically killing him instantly (don't ask how he killed instantly, cuz there is no clear answer). A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then aims the banhammer at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, Jose wants to get moar high score and he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, wounding him. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how he is going to kill them, [[Pussy|but doesn't even do it]]. So Jose, again, walks around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked. Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble [[Fail|cocking the gun slide]]. Once he [[Cock|cocks]] it, this absolute fail decides to just [[An hero|end]] this awful ragequit, by shooting himself in the head. <s>He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide</s> <span class="blink>'''RECORD BROKEN!'''</span> The youngest school shooter to an hero, and the youngest of them all, is the [[Colegio Cervantes shooting|Colegio Cervantes Shooter]], who also pwned a teacher, but managed to aim to {{Hover|moar points|6 wounded*}}


== Aftermath ==
== Aftermath ==
It turns out, the rampage ended before [[Epic Win|the cops even arrived]], probably saving Jose's ass from serving juvie time had he not [[An hero]]. Upon searching his backpack, police found an [[Angry Birds]] notebook which Jose left 2 suicide notes. They also found his cellphone in which they found photos of [[Columbine]] high school pranksters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, [[TJ Lane]], and [[Kip Kinkel]], suggesting Jose took some inspiration. And based on internet search's from his phone and the family laptop, it seems Jose did indeed research school shootings, along with other topics like "top 10 evil children" "revenge" "bullying" "frontier middle school shooting" [[Adolf Hitler|"what if nazis won ww2"]] and [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]. The pigs also found [[Secks|69]] video games owned by Jose across the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 consoles, more than 40 of them were violent(OMGG!!11 BAN ASSAULT GAMEZ!) Some of the games were from series like [[Call Of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Grand Theft Auto]], and [[Hitman]]. Obviously those video games didn't help him for shit. They also found strategy games which probably brainwashed his ass to talk like he was fucking Erwin Rommel.  
It turns out, the ragequit ended before the pigs even arrived, probably saving Jose from serving juvie time with Bubba Jr. Upon searching his backpack, police found an [[Angry Birds]] notebook which Jose left 2 suicide notes. They also found his cellphone in which they found photos of [[Columbine]] high school pranksters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, [[TJ Lane]], and [[Kip Kinkel]], suggesting Jose took some inspiration. And based on internet search history from his phone and the family laptop, it seems Jose did indeed research school shootings, along with other topics like "top 10 [[killer|evil]] children" "revenge" "bullying" "frontier middle school shooting" [[Adolf Hitler|"what if nazis won ww2"]] and [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]]. The pigs also found [[Secks|69]] video games owned by Jose across the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 consoles, more than 40 of them were violent. Some of the games were from series like [[Call Of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Grand Theft Auto]], and [[Hitman]]. Obviously those video games didn't help him for his ragequit, and ended up getting worse high score than the real hero, [[the couch cuck]]. They also found [[Chess.com|strategy games]] which probably brainwashed to talk like he was fucking Erwin Rommel.  


After the shooting it was a fucking small shitstorm of media coverage for like a few days or so but then was forgotten, most likely due do the fact that school shootings happen EVERY FUCKING DAY OR SO. Though it was bought up a short time later during [[Hillary Clinton]]'s presidential campaign on the topic of [[Gun control|gun control]]. But after that, [[Shit no one cares about|the shooting was pretty much forgotten]].
After the shooting it was a dwarf coverage of media coverage for a few days and eventually was forgotten in the annals of history, most likely due do the fact that school shootings in america are a part of life. Though it was bought up a short time later during [[Hillary Clinton]]'s presidential campaign on the topic of [[Gun control|gun control]]. But after that, [[Shit nobody cares about|the shooting was pretty much forgotten]].


== Photo Gallery ==
== Photo Gallery ==
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File:Jose Reyes band class.jpeg|thumb|Jose in band class
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File:Michael Landsberry.jpg|thumb|The only soul Jose stole
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"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.[[Fail|And right now this school will now come to an end]] and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."  
"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.[[Fail|And right now this school will now come to an end]] and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."  


== OMG NEWLY DISCOVERED SUICIDE NOTE!!11 ==
"My mommy keeps prostituting herself and she once used me as a dildo
so I scream bitch WTF amma go shoot up the school so *record scratch* yep that's
me you are properly wondering how I ended up in this situation so anyways I don't know
the kill count amma bet it's higher than those columbine fags LMFAO so amma bring
my cool as fuck BB gun so when I find that nigger bitch who keeps making fun of
me amma shoot his little fucking eyes out with it btw thanks dad for letting me
steal your gun you fucking cunt make sure you lock shit the next time mommy whores
herself out to you anyways bye fags oh and I raped the pet's as well yes know
wonder Mr.Tiddles ran the fuck out of the house and got hit by a monster truck
lol anyways for real now BYEEEEEEEE CUNT FUCKERS""


== Wanted Level ==
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;font-weight:bold">Wanted Level:</span>
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<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Police Force'''</span>
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
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{{GradedScore|1|2 injured|4|[[Kosta Kecmanovic|Even a kid 1 year older than you had a better aim]]|6|Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!|13|Managed to get to the news quickly|10|12 year old ragequit|36|F+|Those hours playing video games didn't help at all}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|1/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|4/20
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|8/20 ''Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|13/20 ''Notable because of his age and mentioned by [[Jared Lee Loughner|Giffords]]''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|10/20 ''They grow up so fast''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 36/100 ('''F''')</big>
|}


<center>'''Those hours playing video games didn't help at all'''</center>
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<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[Columbine]] - What he tried to be  
* [[Columbine]] - What he tried to be  
* Barry Loukaitis - Who's score he could have taken
* [[Asa Coon]] - At least he beat him
* [[Asa Coon]] - At least he beat him
* Andrew Golden and Mitchell Johnson - Record holders for high score at a middle school
* [[William Atchison]] - The guy who beat Jose's failure and a Couch blocked him
* [[Condom]]s - What could have prevented this
* [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - Beat him by 4 NPCs wounded and by age. Dressed as [[Columbine Copycats|the Columbine killers]]
* [[Columbine Copycats#Alina Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - Ruskie example of failure
* [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Good example on how not to fail.


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Jose Horacio Reyes was a 12-year-old Columbine wannabe kid with Asperger's Syndrome that shot up his middle school in Reno, Nevada.

Jose Reyes
Born July 2, 2001
Died October 21, 2013 (aged 12)
Nationality: Amerimutt  
Highscore 1 kill, 2 injured
Top 50? Not even close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes


Background

Jose was born on July 2, 2001 in somewhere in Nevada. He had two younger sisters he frequently babysat. Reyes lived with his parents in Arizona for some time when his dad found some construction job, until they eventually moved back to Nevada. During his elementary school years, Jose started to develop symptoms Assburgers. He also started having behavioral issues such as anger when a teacher asked if he needed any help with the subjects or storm out of the classroom going apeshit!, crying about shit like changing situations, being socially awkward af, or being too quiet. (Are these last 2 problems reminding anybody of someone?) Because of these occurrences, Jose's school decided he was eligible for an IEP. Around 5th grade, a friend of Jose died in a "Gun related incident". This greatly devastated Jose, and probably fucked him up too. Before Jose would begin his 6th grade year at Sparks Middle School, there was an IEP meeting held for him, to discuss how to handle the transition from elementary school to middle school. Eventually, they came up with the decision that a Special ED person would walk him to each class. While attending Sparks Middle School, Jose would get bullied by some gangsta wannabe kids. One kid made fun of him for how Jose always stuttered. Another kid tripped him in the hallway, while others would not pay him back after he would loan them some money, even moar bullying; one kid called him a "Retarded Michael Jackson". Also during his time his behavioral problems worsened, he started getting pissed off with students and talked and laughed with himself pretending he was an army general commanding his soldiers. While attending Sparks Jose would work at his fathers' restaurant where he would cook, however, because he was so autistic, he would sometimes fuck up at his job, which resulted in his dad yelling him over every mistake. When he wasn't being a schizo arround he would sometimes use the money he earned to buy toys from stores like Wal-Mart for his little sisters.
One day in 2012 after coming home from their shifts, Jose asked his dad about a video game he wanted. This apparently made Jose's dad so angry that Jose's dad decided to punch him 3 fucking times in the head and in one of his eyes! His dad, got V& for that and was charged with child abuse and spent a night in jail, with Bubba. On October 18th 2013 Jose saw a psychologist where he was determined to have symptoms of Autism but for some random reason was not diagnosed with it. So Jose was given 10 MG's of the drug Prozac to take daily, along with some other unnamed medication. Jose also talked to the psychologist about how he was being bullied, and that there was an incident when one kid spilled some of his water on his pants in gym class where everyone began to laugh at him. Jose's dad reportedly saw no changes in his behavior once he started taking the drugs. That's because he was planning a high score attempt

Shooting

On October 21 2013, at the ripe age of 12, our hero Jose grabbed a gangsta gun and 2 magazines, which he stole from his crazed father, who was slapping his mom like an irish wife. His mom then helped her demonic son to get dressed even if he had 12 and doesn't know how to dress. Once he arrives at schule, his mom notices a tactical assault BB rifle coming out of his backpack. Jose tries to lie to her saying his teacher needs it for a "Science project", but his mom made him leave it. It's assumed he planned to use it, even if is a BB rifle, that does less than 5 damage. Jose makes his way down to the basketball courts while classes hasn't started yet and he walks to talk with a group of students. However, Jose finds himself in a shit situation once more, and gets bullied by his last time by the group of spic gangstas for his speech problems. So like many autistic students would do, he pulls out the handgun and begins his attempt to get to the high score. Jose, shoots one of the bullies in the shoulder. He fires more shots at people but can't aim for moar points. He then walked around until he came across teacher Michael Landsberry. Landsberry, who was a war veteran, tried to get Jose to drop the weapon, in which Jose told him "No!" and to back away from him, but then this little crazy columbiner shoots him straight in the abdomen, magically killing him instantly (don't ask how he killed instantly, cuz there is no clear answer). A friend of Jose's comes and tries to help Landsberry, but Jose then aims the banhammer at him. Jose's friend then begged for Jose not to shoot him, but, Jose wants to get moar high score and he then shoots his own friend in the stomach, wounding him. He then keeps walking around until he comes across a group of 5 students cowering in fear. Jose yells about how he is going to kill them, but doesn't even do it. So Jose, again, walks around, just firing at random shit. He is even seen on CCTV footage trying to enter the school but the door was locked. Eventually his first magazine runs out of ammo so he reloads his gun, and has trouble cocking the gun slide. Once he cocks it, this absolute fail decides to just end this awful ragequit, by shooting himself in the head. He is noted as the youngest school shooter to commit suicide RECORD BROKEN! The youngest school shooter to an hero, and the youngest of them all, is the Colegio Cervantes Shooter, who also pwned a teacher, but managed to aim to moar points

Aftermath

It turns out, the ragequit ended before the pigs even arrived, probably saving Jose from serving juvie time with Bubba Jr. Upon searching his backpack, police found an Angry Birds notebook which Jose left 2 suicide notes. They also found his cellphone in which they found photos of Columbine high school pranksters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, TJ Lane, and Kip Kinkel, suggesting Jose took some inspiration. And based on internet search history from his phone and the family laptop, it seems Jose did indeed research school shootings, along with other topics like "top 10 evil children" "revenge" "bullying" "frontier middle school shooting" "what if nazis won ww2" and Super Columbine Massacre RPG. The pigs also found 69 video games owned by Jose across the PS2, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 consoles, more than 40 of them were violent. Some of the games were from series like Call Of Duty, Battlefield, Grand Theft Auto, and Hitman. Obviously those video games didn't help him for his ragequit, and ended up getting worse high score than the real hero, the couch cuck. They also found strategy games which probably brainwashed to talk like he was fucking Erwin Rommel.

After the shooting it was a dwarf coverage of media coverage for a few days and eventually was forgotten in the annals of history, most likely due do the fact that school shootings in america are a part of life. Though it was bought up a short time later during Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign on the topic of gun control. But after that, the shooting was pretty much forgotten.

Photo Gallery

  • Jose in band class
    Jose in band class
  • The only soul Jose stole
    The only soul Jose stole
  • "we fucked up"
    "we fucked up"
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Suicide Notes

"Dear teachers and students today is the day when I kill you bastards for the embarrassment that you did. You say mean things in school. That i'm gay, that i'm lazy, stupid, idiot and also say that I pee my pants and also stealing my money. Well that all ends. Today I will get revenge on the students and teachers for ruining my life. Today I will bring a god damn pistol and rifle to shoot you and see how you like it when someone making fun of you. Once I kill you, your life will be nothing but nightmare and bad dreams. I don't care if I have a'lots of bullets to shoot all of you cause i'm gonna die tring on my last stand.And right now this school will now come to an end and your death will be rising when I shoot you. Have a great death at school."




Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 2 injured
Accuracy: 4/20 Even a kid 1 year older than you had a better aim
Style: 6/20 Dressed in a school uniform of the school he was shooting up, nothing like school spirit!
Butthurt: 13/20 Managed to get to the news quickly
Bonus: 10/20 12 year old ragequit
Total Score: 36/100 (F+)
Those hours playing video games didn't help at all
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


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