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[[File:7ols.png|thumb|250px|Puzzle globe logo|HAHA!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! - famous quote of the butthurt bitch himself]] | [[File:7ols.png|thumb|250px|Puzzle globe logo|HAHA!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! - famous quote of the butthurt bitch himself]] | ||
[[File:7olsl0l.png|thumb|250px|[[Virgin with rage|Although he has never scored]] that won't dissuade him from [[Failing|trying]] if you are a [[Chick]] ]] | |||
'''7OLS''', or '''[[powerword|Timothy Kade Rench]]''' Spawned into the world on May 10th 1996 making him {{age|1996|5|10}} years old, Is the result of generations of [[inbred|inbreeding]] among his [[americunt]] genepool. he is a delusional [[fucktard]] who represents the 7OLS gospel "gang" (stands for 7 OF LEAKING SHITS, due to his [[Jenkem]] huffin' tendancies) even though this kid isn't a real gangster and is just some [[white trash]] [[mongoloid]] from the trailer park . He is an [[adderall]] addicted autistic mountain dew can collector who pisses in bottles and stashes them under his bed. He has a YouTube channel also called 7OLS. He tries to [[troll]] people on Skype under the name gingerkiller99, but [[FAIL|fails every time]]. [[lie|He claims to have a life outside]] of the [[internet]], but his [[autism]] makes it impossible. He speaks in a voice like that of a [[Nigger]] yet he's as pastey and white as they come, and he used to claim to be 19 when his [[Facebook]] profile said he's [[13 year old boy|only 15]]. He thinks he is a [[Nigger|rapper]] and refuses to listen to [[Fat Larry's Band|good music]]. He is [[obsessed]] with the [[Christfag|bible]], mainly [[Greeks|Corinthians 11]], [[Romans|Romans 1:16]] and [[Hebrew|Hebrews 10]]. Any attempts to talk to this weird alien have failed as it refuses to listen. He doesn't understand that he's a [[potato]], and a complete grade A fucking [[moron]]. His favourite catchphrase is "7/11 on the dot, Thank you come again" which he chants in a [[Paki]] accent. He believes [[North Korea]] caused [[9/11]]. He [[Bullshit|claims]] to [[Smoke Weed Everyday|smoke weed]] and thinks he's the second incarnation of [[Jesus]]. He also wets his bed and has been known for pissing his pants in public while being caught by the cops when spraypainting his local [[mall]]. This birthchild of Beavis and Butthead we have here known as Tim is a [[Kill It With Fire|soulless creature]] kept alive by the force of his [[virginity]], it will repell any and all [[chicks]] in a 30 mile radius and will disturb bystanders who spot his pencil thin [[Pedostache|pedophile mustache]] and hear the grotesque autismal laughter (similar to a foghorn) that is emitted at a loud volume as he proceeds to rap out tone deaf "flows". Whenever he isn't making weird [[whale]] noises he can be found at his nearest [[atheist]] [[convention]] [[pretend|pretending]] to not care about [[God]]. He is seemingly a [[redneck]]. The only things important to him are his stupid retard gang, [[Lolwut|parathetical situations and documentation]], [[jenkem]], [[Mountain Dew]] and telling people they don't know what they're talking about. He is the next big [[Chris-Chan]]-esque mongoloid autist [[lolcow]] of the internet. I HAVE SEEN ABORTED FETUSES COMING OUT LOOKING BETTER THAN THIS FAGNOZZLE. It is also a well known fact that Tim is a compulsive molester of [[Kittens]] and will drink your piss for a [[dollar]], every night he appears on skype people flock to troll him and endless waves of his reprobate [[whiteknight]] buddies who rush to gain a place in his so called "gang" all of whom likewise to Tim do not know their arse from their elbow because they are so mentally challenged. Nice [[Acne]] Tim. Tim's now deceased father was a [[Clown|Juggalo]] known as [[Juggalo|Joedy G. Legault]] whom went out one night for a [[Cigarettes|pack of smokes]] when Timmy was a smol boi never to return and subsequently and conveniently for him died <s>of [[cancer]]</s> from being a [[Junkie|full blown crackhead, heroin addict and alcoholic]]. once Timmy was all grown up, his smother mother (definitely a one night stand) is known as [[Whore|Patricia Tara Rench]] and she is [[Oppression|known to keep Tim like a prisoner in his own home denying him access to the internet and chasing after him to wrangle him when he tries to run/skate away from home]] and basically being the antithesis of Tim, his arch-nemesis and likely the bane of his very retarded existence. also, any and all [[NIGGERS]] (yes black niggers) that try to get close to Tim are [[Enemies of the Lulz|ENEMIES OF THE LULZ]] and [[Lynching|should prevented from accosting him at all costs]]. It is also known that Tim doesn't use a windows computer whenever he has access to a computer but rather [[an hero|an]] [[TheMacUser|crap apple imac desktop]]. | '''7OLS''', or '''[[powerword|Timothy Kade Rench]]''' Spawned into the world on May 10th 1996 making him {{age|1996|5|10}} years old, Is the result of generations of [[inbred|inbreeding]] among his [[americunt]] genepool. he is a delusional [[fucktard]] who represents the 7OLS gospel "gang" (stands for 7 OF LEAKING SHITS, due to his [[Jenkem]] huffin' tendancies) even though this kid isn't a real gangster and is just some [[white trash]] [[mongoloid]] from the trailer park . He is an [[adderall]] addicted autistic mountain dew can collector who pisses in bottles and stashes them under his bed. He has a YouTube channel also called 7OLS. He tries to [[troll]] people on Skype under the name gingerkiller99, but [[FAIL|fails every time]]. [[lie|He claims to have a life outside]] of the [[internet]], but his [[autism]] makes it impossible. He speaks in a voice like that of a [[Nigger]] yet he's as pastey and white as they come, and he used to claim to be 19 when his [[Facebook]] profile said he's [[13 year old boy|only 15]]. He thinks he is a [[Nigger|rapper]] and refuses to listen to [[Fat Larry's Band|good music]]. He is [[obsessed]] with the [[Christfag|bible]], mainly [[Greeks|Corinthians 11]], [[Romans|Romans 1:16]] and [[Hebrew|Hebrews 10]]. Any attempts to talk to this weird alien have failed as it refuses to listen. He doesn't understand that he's a [[potato]], and a complete grade A fucking [[moron]]. His favourite catchphrase is "7/11 on the dot, Thank you come again" which he chants in a [[Paki]] accent. He believes [[North Korea]] caused [[9/11]]. He [[Bullshit|claims]] to [[Smoke Weed Everyday|smoke weed]] and thinks he's the second incarnation of [[Jesus]]. He also wets his bed and has been known for pissing his pants in public while being caught by the cops when spraypainting his local [[mall]]. This birthchild of Beavis and Butthead we have here known as Tim is a [[Kill It With Fire|soulless creature]] kept alive by the force of his [[virginity]], it will repell any and all [[chicks]] in a 30 mile radius and will disturb bystanders who spot his pencil thin [[Pedostache|pedophile mustache]] and hear the grotesque autismal laughter (similar to a foghorn) that is emitted at a loud volume as he proceeds to rap out tone deaf "flows". Whenever he isn't making weird [[whale]] noises he can be found at his nearest [[atheist]] [[convention]] [[pretend|pretending]] to not care about [[God]]. He is seemingly a [[redneck]]. The only things important to him are his stupid retard gang, [[Lolwut|parathetical situations and documentation]], [[jenkem]], [[Mountain Dew]] and telling people they don't know what they're talking about. He is the next big [[Chris-Chan]]-esque mongoloid autist [[lolcow]] of the internet. I HAVE SEEN ABORTED FETUSES COMING OUT LOOKING BETTER THAN THIS FAGNOZZLE. It is also a well known fact that Tim is a compulsive molester of [[Kittens]] and will drink your piss for a [[dollar]], every night he appears on skype people flock to troll him and endless waves of his reprobate [[whiteknight]] buddies who rush to gain a place in his so called "gang" all of whom likewise to Tim do not know their arse from their elbow because they are so mentally challenged. Nice [[Acne]] Tim. Tim's now deceased father was a [[Clown|Juggalo]] known as [[Juggalo|Joedy G. Legault]] whom went out one night for a [[Cigarettes|pack of smokes]] when Timmy was a smol boi never to return and subsequently and conveniently for him died <s>of [[cancer]]</s> from being a [[Junkie|full blown crackhead, heroin addict and alcoholic]]. once Timmy was all grown up, his smother mother (definitely a one night stand) is known as [[Whore|Patricia Tara Rench]] and she is [[Oppression|known to keep Tim like a prisoner in his own home denying him access to the internet and chasing after him to wrangle him when he tries to run/skate away from home]] and basically being the antithesis of Tim, his arch-nemesis and likely the bane of his very retarded existence. also, any and all [[NIGGERS]] (yes black niggers) that try to get close to Tim are [[Enemies of the Lulz|ENEMIES OF THE LULZ]] and [[Lynching|should prevented from accosting him at all costs]]. <s>It is also known that Tim doesn't use a windows computer whenever he has access to a computer but rather [[an hero|an]] [[TheMacUser|crap apple imac desktop]]</s> <b> not anymore, now he has [[windows]] and [[Doesn't afraid of anything|doesn't afraid of anything]]</b>. | ||
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== 7OLS Gang == | == 7OLS Gang == | ||
"Representing the 7OLS gang" | "Representing the 7OLS gang" | ||
{{quote|HA HA so, in this video I'm explaining what the 7OLS Gang is all about, and how I wanna get more people involved in our gang. You can't do any kind of hardcore drugs like crack, cocaine, meth..etc You have to have a YouTube channel, and you can't have any type of guns, and you have to drink mountain dew and do your first graffiti tag, and it has to be 7OLS related. Our colors are red and black. You have to wear baggy cloths. Anyone who wears skinny jeans, regular jeans or any type of cloths that I don't approve of then the guy or girl will be immediately and permanently disqualified from the gang, completely. You have to be 15+ to be apart of this gang. The 7OLS Gang isn't for kids. I was explaining how I'm returning to YouTube now, and I discussed a bunch of other things too. So, be sure to rate comment and subscribe to see a lot more videos from me. This is the 7OLS gang. Thanks for watching|Timothy Rench, Circa 2013/14 in his first ever although now <b>BALEETED</b> video}} | {{quote|HA HA so, in this video I'm explaining what the 7OLS Gang is all about, and how I wanna get more people involved in our gang. You can't do any kind of hardcore drugs like crack, cocaine, meth..etc You have to have a YouTube channel, and you can't have any type of guns, and you have to drink mountain dew and do your first graffiti tag, and it has to be 7OLS related. Our colors are red and black. You have to wear baggy cloths. Anyone who wears skinny jeans, regular jeans or any type of cloths that I don't approve of then the guy or girl will be immediately and permanently disqualified from the gang, completely. You have to be 15+ to be apart of this gang. The 7OLS Gang isn't for kids. I was explaining how I'm returning to YouTube now, and I discussed a bunch of other things too. So, be sure to rate comment and subscribe to see a lot more videos from me. This is the 7OLS gang. Thanks for watching|Timothy Rench, Circa 2013/14 in his first ever although now <b>BALEETED</b> video}} | ||
[[File:7ols gang rap.mp4|800px|frameless|center]] | |||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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Image:7olsfag.png|prison would love him | Image:7olsfag.png|prison would love him | ||
Image:7olsmongolism.jpg|a genuine scientific specimen of a [[mongoloid]] [[idiot]] | Image:7olsmongolism.jpg|a genuine scientific specimen of a [[mongoloid]] [[idiot]] | ||
Image:7olstardrage.jpg|a dated image of Tim expressing [[tard rage]] | |||
Image:7ols2023.png|Tim Rench during his brief return to the internet in January [[2023]] | Image:7ols2023.png|Tim Rench during his brief return to the internet in January [[2023]] | ||
Image:7ols2023_2.png| | Image:7ols2023_2.png| | ||
Image:7olspisscollection.jpeg | |||
Image:7olsmascot1.png|the post that made 7OLS the unofficial mascot of [[711chan|711Chan]]. | |||
Image:7olsmascot2.png| | |||
Image:7olsanpanman.png|an image of Tim cosplaying as Anpanman made after a handicapped Japanese man pointed out the resemblance. | |||
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*<b>January 2023</b> - Tim enrolled at a [[college]] to [[Student|study]] a [[Cooking By The Book|culinary course]] despite wanting to study to become a mechanic, the college he began attending provided him with a [[Windows]] laptop which he began struggling to learn how to use the operating system of as he has only been familiar with [[MAC OS]] his entire life. Tim did the right thing and figured out how to get back onto Skype for a couple of days where some Lulz were had with Tim (and his subsequent orbiters) who has now become after a [[Long|LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG]] internet haitus an enthusiast of the Lulz despite being the living embodiment of Lulz, the two days Tim had access to Skype were spent doing an activity he wanted to do which he suggested, making prank calls to his local [[711]] and other random businesses and toll free numbers. Although Tim was having more fun than he has had in the past half a decade or so and beginning to get into the swing of the internet once more having been reunited with old friends and foes alike (and then some), his Lulz entourage was short lived as his mom had now become aware of his newly acquired college laptop and promptly confiscated it, and thus he was gone once more just as quickly as he had returned. Following Tim's tragic denial of access, his closest online [[Trolls|friends, allies and associates]] or atleast those of whom were present for his two day internet escapade collectively agreed in unison what a big [[fatass]], [[dumbass]] [[Fucking idiot|fucking]] [[bitch]] his mom is; all the while mourning their loss once more. | *<b>January 2023</b> - Tim enrolled at a [[college]] to [[Student|study]] a [[Cooking By The Book|culinary course]] despite wanting to study to become a mechanic, the college he began attending provided him with a [[Windows]] laptop which he began struggling to learn how to use the operating system of as he has only been familiar with [[MAC OS]] his entire life. Tim did the right thing and figured out how to get back onto Skype for a couple of days where some Lulz were had with Tim (and his subsequent orbiters) who has now become after a [[Long|LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG]] internet haitus an enthusiast of the Lulz despite being the living embodiment of Lulz, the two days Tim had access to Skype were spent doing an activity he wanted to do which he suggested, making prank calls to his local [[711]] and other random businesses and toll free numbers. Although Tim was having more fun than he has had in the past half a decade or so and beginning to get into the swing of the internet once more having been reunited with old friends and foes alike (and then some), his Lulz entourage was short lived as his mom had now become aware of his newly acquired college laptop and promptly confiscated it, and thus he was gone once more just as quickly as he had returned. Following Tim's tragic denial of access, his closest online [[Trolls|friends, allies and associates]] or atleast those of whom were present for his two day internet escapade collectively agreed in unison what a big [[fatass]], [[dumbass]] [[Fucking idiot|fucking]] [[bitch]] his mom is; all the while mourning their loss once more. | ||
*<b>July 2023</b> | |||
Tim made a very brief return to the internet to announce that he has begun collecting his piss in bottles once more, tardspeed timmy! | |||
*Tim became the unofficial mascot of 711chan after an anon made a post on the banner suggestions thread with a 711 get | |||
[[File:7olsmascot1.png|500px|thumb|center|historical [[GET]] ]] [[File:7olsmascot2.png|200px|thumb|right|The tard who made internet history.]] | |||
A couple of 711chan anons then played a game of Tic Tac Toe on his forehead | |||
[[File:7OLSwinrar.png|300px|center]] | |||
A small raid on a Jackbox streamer occured following this | |||
[[File:7olsgangstrikesagain.mp4|700px|thumb|center]] | |||
==Facts== | ==Facts== | ||
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*Tim's psychotic mom loves him dearly and would probably even suck his dick if it meant keeping him sheltered from the big bad internet. | *Tim's psychotic mom loves him dearly and would probably even suck his dick if it meant keeping him sheltered from the big bad internet. | ||
*Tim loves Niggers. | *Tim loves Niggers. | ||
*Tim is a full blown gay for Jesus Christfag. | *Tim is a full blown gay for Jesus [[Christfag]]. | ||
*Many suspect Tim to most likely be an Autist. | *Many suspect Tim to most likely be an Autist, but they are probably retards themselves. | ||
*Tim once got catfished by a 13 year old boy pretending to be a chick, whom he flashed his pecker to resulting only in him being heavily ridiculed. | *Tim once got catfished by a 13 year old boy pretending to be a chick, whom he flashed his pecker to resulting only in him being heavily ridiculed. | ||
*Tim has been known to frequent a health food store in Lansdale, PA called "Arnold's Way", a place he was (and still is) unable to [[STFU]] about as he became obsessed with Banana Splits and "Green Smoothies" that looked like raw sewage in a plastic cup, many cracked jokes and insinuated homosexual deviancy was taking place involving Tim at "Arnold's Way" (more like Arnolds gay amirite?). | *Tim has been known to frequent a health food store in Lansdale, PA called "Arnold's Way", a place he was (and still is) unable to [[STFU]] about as he became obsessed with Banana Splits and "Green Smoothies" that looked like raw sewage in a plastic cup, many cracked jokes and insinuated homosexual deviancy was taking place involving Tim at "Arnold's Way" (more like Arnolds gay amirite?). | ||
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*Tim doesn't have standards when it comes to the opposite gender. | *Tim doesn't have standards when it comes to the opposite gender. | ||
*Tim would fuck anything with a pussy. | *Tim would fuck anything with a pussy. | ||
*Probably even his own mom. | *[[Incest|Probably even his own mom]]. | ||
*Tim is likely a rapist waiting to happen. (that's if it hasn't already happened) | *Tim is likely a rapist waiting to happen. (that's if it hasn't already happened) | ||
*Tim has a criminal record for doing stupid stuff, spray painting the King of Prussia mall definitively but other charges are unknown. | *Tim has a criminal record for doing stupid stuff, spray painting the King of Prussia mall definitively but other charges are unknown. | ||
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*Tim has probably never heard of [[MS-13|MS13]] (confirmed btw) | *Tim has probably never heard of [[MS-13|MS13]] (confirmed btw) | ||
*Tim's [[ISP]] is [[Cisco]] and they block him from accessing [[Niggertits|certain websites]]. | *Tim's [[ISP]] is [[Cisco]] and they block him from accessing [[Niggertits|certain websites]]. | ||
*According to an [[Engrish|extremery]] retarded [[japanese]] manchild, Tim Rench IS [[An Hero|Anpanman]]. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Mountain Dew]] | *[[Mountain Dew]] | ||
*[[711]] | *[[711]] | ||
*[[Piss]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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7OLS, or Timothy Kade Rench Spawned into the world on May 10th 1996 making him 28 years old, Is the result of generations of inbreeding among his americunt genepool. he is a delusional fucktard who represents the 7OLS gospel "gang" (stands for 7 OF LEAKING SHITS, due to his Jenkem huffin' tendancies) even though this kid isn't a real gangster and is just some white trash mongoloid from the trailer park . He is an adderall addicted autistic mountain dew can collector who pisses in bottles and stashes them under his bed. He has a YouTube channel also called 7OLS. He tries to troll people on Skype under the name gingerkiller99, but fails every time. He claims to have a life outside of the internet, but his autism makes it impossible. He speaks in a voice like that of a Nigger yet he's as pastey and white as they come, and he used to claim to be 19 when his Facebook profile said he's only 15. He thinks he is a rapper and refuses to listen to good music. He is obsessed with the bible, mainly Corinthians 11, Romans 1:16 and Hebrews 10. Any attempts to talk to this weird alien have failed as it refuses to listen. He doesn't understand that he's a potato, and a complete grade A fucking moron. His favourite catchphrase is "7/11 on the dot, Thank you come again" which he chants in a Paki accent. He believes North Korea caused 9/11. He claims to smoke weed and thinks he's the second incarnation of Jesus. He also wets his bed and has been known for pissing his pants in public while being caught by the cops when spraypainting his local mall. This birthchild of Beavis and Butthead we have here known as Tim is a soulless creature kept alive by the force of his virginity, it will repell any and all chicks in a 30 mile radius and will disturb bystanders who spot his pencil thin pedophile mustache and hear the grotesque autismal laughter (similar to a foghorn) that is emitted at a loud volume as he proceeds to rap out tone deaf "flows". Whenever he isn't making weird whale noises he can be found at his nearest atheist convention pretending to not care about God. He is seemingly a redneck. The only things important to him are his stupid retard gang, parathetical situations and documentation, jenkem, Mountain Dew and telling people they don't know what they're talking about. He is the next big Chris-Chan-esque mongoloid autist lolcow of the internet. I HAVE SEEN ABORTED FETUSES COMING OUT LOOKING BETTER THAN THIS FAGNOZZLE. It is also a well known fact that Tim is a compulsive molester of Kittens and will drink your piss for a dollar, every night he appears on skype people flock to troll him and endless waves of his reprobate whiteknight buddies who rush to gain a place in his so called "gang" all of whom likewise to Tim do not know their arse from their elbow because they are so mentally challenged. Nice Acne Tim. Tim's now deceased father was a Juggalo known as Joedy G. Legault whom went out one night for a pack of smokes when Timmy was a smol boi never to return and subsequently and conveniently for him died of cancer from being a full blown crackhead, heroin addict and alcoholic. once Timmy was all grown up, his smother mother (definitely a one night stand) is known as Patricia Tara Rench and she is known to keep Tim like a prisoner in his own home denying him access to the internet and chasing after him to wrangle him when he tries to run/skate away from home and basically being the antithesis of Tim, his arch-nemesis and likely the bane of his very retarded existence. also, any and all NIGGERS (yes black niggers) that try to get close to Tim are ENEMIES OF THE LULZ and should prevented from accosting him at all costs. It is also known that Tim doesn't use a windows computer whenever he has access to a computer but rather an crap apple imac desktop not anymore, now he has windows and doesn't afraid of anything.
#FREEMYNIGGATIMRENCH2022
#7OLSGANGRELOADED
7OLS Gang
"Representing the 7OLS gang"
—Timothy Rench, Circa 2013/14 in his first ever although now BALEETED video | ||
Videos
Some of his weird YouTube shit can be found here:
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an image of Tim cosplaying as Anpanman made after a handicapped Japanese man pointed out the resemblance.
![thug lyf chose tim coz his piss collections grim]](/File:7ols3.jpg)
The Piss Bottle Collection
2021 Onwards
This is a brief personal account of events as he is still even today a largely unknown and massively underrated lolcow (was only really well known among Skype circles). Tim went scorched earth and presumably ghosted the internet around 2018 (confirmed as presumably due to the death of his father in 2018), although around that time, he attempted to run away from home, hiding out in his garden shed before running across his garden onto the street and proceeding to skateboard down the sidewalk, only for his psycho mom to appear in clear view while he was on camera right behind his shoulder to grab him when he least expected it (apparently the fat bitch is a fast enough runner to chase down and wrangle her tard son half way down their street on a skateboard), after this he wasn't seen or heard from again for a while. He was presumed MIA, but in January of 2021, he made a sudden but brief return to Skype like a mythical cryptid, only to disappear once again as there wasn't enough lulz to keep him interested like there were back in those golden days of Skype yore. During his brief return to Skype, he mentioned that his mom doesn't let him on the internet at all anymore and he just sits at home on the couch staring at a wall or maybe watching tv and suffering from extreme boredom. as of 2022 he is or will be 26 years old.
- January 2023 - Tim enrolled at a college to study a culinary course despite wanting to study to become a mechanic, the college he began attending provided him with a Windows laptop which he began struggling to learn how to use the operating system of as he has only been familiar with MAC OS his entire life. Tim did the right thing and figured out how to get back onto Skype for a couple of days where some Lulz were had with Tim (and his subsequent orbiters) who has now become after a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG internet haitus an enthusiast of the Lulz despite being the living embodiment of Lulz, the two days Tim had access to Skype were spent doing an activity he wanted to do which he suggested, making prank calls to his local 711 and other random businesses and toll free numbers. Although Tim was having more fun than he has had in the past half a decade or so and beginning to get into the swing of the internet once more having been reunited with old friends and foes alike (and then some), his Lulz entourage was short lived as his mom had now become aware of his newly acquired college laptop and promptly confiscated it, and thus he was gone once more just as quickly as he had returned. Following Tim's tragic denial of access, his closest online friends, allies and associates or atleast those of whom were present for his two day internet escapade collectively agreed in unison what a big fatass, dumbass fucking bitch his mom is; all the while mourning their loss once more.
- July 2023
Tim made a very brief return to the internet to announce that he has begun collecting his piss in bottles once more, tardspeed timmy!
- Tim became the unofficial mascot of 711chan after an anon made a post on the banner suggestions thread with a 711 get
A couple of 711chan anons then played a game of Tic Tac Toe on his forehead
A small raid on a Jackbox streamer occured following this
Facts
for those who find this article to be a tl;dr mess, this list of facts is for you.
- Tim apparently hates Gingers although his hatred remains unexpressed and the only reason this is known is from his Skype and former youtube username "Gingerkiller99".
- Tim LOVES Energy Drinks, Monster, Bawls and especially Mountain Dew (if you can even really call that an energy drink).
- Tim is the Epitome of a Wigger.
- Tim has a fissured tongue that looks kinda like cracked sand flats or some shit and funnily enough, having a fissured tongue is unironically a symptom of The Downs.
- For as long as Tim has had a presence on the Internet, It has been unknown what is actually wrong with Tim, all we know for sure is that he is retarded. UPDATE according to Timothy himself, he has "high functioning autism"
- Tim is a poorfag but can somehow owns a Mac.
- Tim's psychotic mom loves him dearly and would probably even suck his dick if it meant keeping him sheltered from the big bad internet.
- Tim loves Niggers.
- Tim is a full blown gay for Jesus Christfag.
- Many suspect Tim to most likely be an Autist, but they are probably retards themselves.
- Tim once got catfished by a 13 year old boy pretending to be a chick, whom he flashed his pecker to resulting only in him being heavily ridiculed.
- Tim has been known to frequent a health food store in Lansdale, PA called "Arnold's Way", a place he was (and still is) unable to STFU about as he became obsessed with Banana Splits and "Green Smoothies" that looked like raw sewage in a plastic cup, many cracked jokes and insinuated homosexual deviancy was taking place involving Tim at "Arnold's Way" (more like Arnolds gay amirite?).
- Tim STILL lives with his mom.
- Tim's mom is a whore and is just as retarded as Tim himself (understatement of the century).
- Tim once punched his step-dad (named Jeff) resulting in him getting bitchslapped.
- Tim once punched his mom while she was driving the car like the true retard that he is, causing her to be extremely butthurt and likely distressed. He probably thought he was trolling her.
- Tim doesn't have standards when it comes to the opposite gender.
- Tim would fuck anything with a pussy.
- Probably even his own mom.
- Tim is likely a rapist waiting to happen. (that's if it hasn't already happened)
- Tim has a criminal record for doing stupid stuff, spray painting the King of Prussia mall definitively but other charges are unknown.
- Tim could easily be lured back to the internet by the voice of a female on the phone, has been tried and tested.
- Tim is probably a bisexual and doesn't even know it.
- Tim is from Norristown, PA.
- Tim has always been and probably always will be a bitch boy.
- Tim is somehow STILL in highschool at age 26, disclosed via phone call by the tard himself and apparently gets bullied there. (possibly Tim just reliving his school years in a boredom induced daydream or some dumb shit like that)
- Tim claims he no longer collects cans and pisses in bottles.
- Tim's mom only lets him have a flip phone in Current Year because that's all she thinks he's worth.
- Tim has a million sock accounts or as he calls them "flooder accounts" or "gang members" on youtube.
- Mentioned previously above, Tim Rench believes that North Korea did 9/11.
- Tim is half mexican, half Irish American.
- Tim thinks his mom is a chode.
- Tim expressed that he wishes to move out of his mom's place when he turns 30, good luck with that buddy
- Tim has probably never heard of MS13 (confirmed btw)
- Tim's ISP is Cisco and they block him from accessing certain websites.
- According to an extremery retarded japanese manchild, Tim Rench IS Anpanman.
See Also
External Links
mtndewman4000- 7OLS
timothy.rench
Gingerkiller99 - Outdated Dox - https://pastebin.com/5u1N3c7e
- Whitepages Dox - https://www.whitepages.com/name/Timothy-Kade-Rench/Norristown-PA/Pkyp2G0bW8Z
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